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S'aris (aka S'aris vanu.) Is a xenophile most noted for his Xenomorph queen OC.
He has built up a reputation on the 4chan boards /trash/ and /vr/. And is well known on these boards for being both a shill for evolve and his shitty doom mods.
His mental health has deteriorated enough that he has created a self induced tupla of his Xenomorph OC
Similar to many internet autists. He has become overly attached with both his OC, and several games, to the point he acts like a payed shill to gain, such as Evolve. He will ruthlessly defend said games/things to the point where he will fill entire forums with fiery defenses, attempting to prove to anyone who thinks otherwise that Evolve is a good game
His fetishes involve the Ridley Scott's Xenomorph, vore (in all forms), eating/overweight, and transformation. He also does autistic rps of his OC. (pictures below)
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Pictured below is /v/'s, /vr/'s, and several different boards grievances they have of him
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His discord can be found here: https://discord.gg/WhZqpae
 
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4chan is full of massive austists these days, what makes him different?

What we don't want to see is people in fucking bathtubs, screenshots from "the pick of destiny", thomas the tank engine and half-life memes. How the fuck is that relevant?

This is literally why i don't browse 4chan, its full of fucking edgelords.

Luckily a copy and paste of his username and we get:

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My favourite part is someone saying "have you come across this person".

http://archive.is/yWzUE
 
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Pop-Tart said:
Its more the fact that he is such a fucking sperg that he managed to stand out on 4chan of all places.
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I've known S'aris for about 2-3 years now. I met him on the original planetside (the name 'vanu' came from one of the factions in that game). Talked with him a little bit, never struck me for anything quite like this.

Then I saw him on /trash/. What happened was he started a "fat xeno thread" for him and a few others to post pics related to the topic. Burt people instantly recognized him and called him out for shitting up other threads. Don't know exactly what he did to the other threads. But after the first thread died, he made another. Not sure what else he was going to expect posting stuff for such a niche fetish that was even obscure and shit by /trash/'s standards, but the thread quickly died because nobody gave a shit. But he kept making threads. And this continued for about 3-4 days of him making a thread, posting the same few pictures he had, the thread 404ing, and making a new thread.

For somebody to stand out on 4chan, that's something. For somebody to stand out on /trash/. Fuck that is a layer of autism that I can only begin to fathom.
 
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Pop-Tart said:
Its more the fact that he is such a fucking sperg that he managed to stand out on 4chan of all places. Its like being able to sell ice to an Eskimo. Last person I can think of off the top of my head that sperged hard enough to be noticed was Barnyfag.
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/tg/ had a guro-fetishist asshole tripfag named Virtualoptim for a hot minute. He got a public perma-ban when the mods got sick of his shitposting.
 
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Wintermute said:
Wild how this guy gets around.
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Yeah it's pretty crazy how he tends to turn up everywhere. About a month ago during his sperg session on /trash/ I sent a few screenshots of him to my friend. And he sends me back a screenshot of S'aris in the same server my friend is. And later that day I find him on tf2. Then I see him in the comments to some obscure soundtrack on youtube.

It's like you turn around and you see him trying to talk about how he would make a video game.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
So he wants to fuck the xenomorpth? Someone just buy this cretin geigers necronomicon and leave him too it.
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Nah, he wants to fat an obese Godzilla xenomorph. Just process that: fucking the xenomorph is too vanilla for this guy.
Edit: fuck. A very appropriate Freudian slip, though.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
So he wants to fuck the xenomorpth? Someone just buy this cretin geigers necronomicon and leave him too it.
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Nah, he wants to fat an obese Godzilla xenomorph. Just process that: fucking the xenomorph is too vanilla for this guy.
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I was able to find archives of his posts on /trash/. Including some of the images.
Double fucking archive here https://archive.is/mDzwr

[Edit] I feel like I should warn anybody who looks at this thread. He went all out when describing his Doughnut Steel. That and the images he posted
 
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