12/18/17 - Chris left Jesus for Neptunia goddesses

[The American Hedgehog]

This conversation took place between Chris and Idea Guy back in December:

Spoiler

It was posted in another thread, but it might have potential for its own. Seems Idea Guy provided some fuel by role-playing Neptunia goddesses, but Chris's dumbass thoughts and conclusions were his own.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Chris makes very little sense when he waffles on like this.

 

[m0rnutz]

So.....Chris isn't getting better.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Christian isn't very Christian anymore.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I love how out of all the things Idea Guy could've done with Chris, he decides to do a "OwO what's this?" style roleplay that results in Chris devoting himself to some fictional goddess from a shitty RPG

 

[admiral]

Godbear isn't going to like this

 

[TrannyBO]

Varg Weston Chandler

 

[Lucricitous]

Chris was only religious when it was convenient for him. He'll be a good Christian again when he forgets about the Neptunia shit.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

 

[Done]

I think I'm able to parse some parts of the last message in this screenshot:

"I was able to create a new CPU Goddess to be fresh and new and learn from all the other CPUs as well." = Chris is talking about That new CPU he made-up.

"Not to mention that it is written in Prophecy and Destiny that I will Be Parent Of Her Own CPU candidate, which she too will ever make me so proud" = I *think* he's referring to that Magi-Chan prophecy that CWC Chris would impregnate Sonichu to birth Crystal.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Chris was never a Christian. He just traded one tulpa for another (or 10).

 

[Shiversblood]

Oh no! Now he is going to hell. Even after death he will be trolled now. By Satan. Trolled into going to hell. The ultimate troll.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Oh no, I wonder what Angelica Rosechu will have to say about this...

Spoiler: Oh wait, I forgot Angelica converted to Satanism

Maybe it won't be so bad for Chris then, Hyperdimensional Neptunia will never call him a anti-nazi jester for wearing his Pony Horn in public!

 

[Zarkov]

That will teach that lazy fuck Jesus !

 

[Basil]

The Reprobate Saga

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris could definetly use the support structure of the church when Barb finally kicks the bucket. Not that he wasn't doing a decent job alienating himself with that Nazi jester incident. I wonder if he stopped going to church after that...he got pretty upset.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Jesus couldn't deliver him a waifu so he switched to worshipping anime. Everything checks out.

 

[Wraith]

That will teach that lazy fuck Jesus !

Hey, at least Jesus made content.

Anyway this doesn't surprise me. He changes all the time to get what he wants. He changed from a deity he can't control to one he thinks he can. If a deity that makes demands on his behavior won't let him be a lazy slob so does all sorts of inappropriate things, go to the one that's made up and only asks for gubment cash for the next installment of vidya. I'm not surprised.

Again, if this stays consistent. You know Chris, he's like a woman. The reason why he has such a clean mind is because he changes it so often.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

All this shit makes me feel old because while I have seen some :autism: shit, this looks like a foriegn language to me.

Will Neptunia (or "CPUs" or whatever the fuck is going on) fix Barb's teeth?

"I am going the whole eighteen yards in this"
Chris is great at sports metaphors.

 

[Apocalypso]

This conversation took place between Chris and Idea Guy back in December:

Spoiler

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It was posted in another thread, but it might have potential for its own. Seems Idea Guy provided some fuel by role-playing Neptunia goddesses, but Chris's dumbass thoughts and conclusions were his own.

The Passion of The Sperg