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What's the last game Phil's played that he actually enjoyed?

Working backward games he's played and hated recently:

UFC 3 (calling it now)
DbZ
Sunshine
Fortnite
Monhun Beta (played maybe an hour)
Dissidia Beta (bought the game anyways lol)
PUBG
MGS 2/3
Demon/Dark Souls
Christmas Games
Need for Speed
VRCHAT
Batman Telltale (possible combo breaker)
Metal Gear Survive
LA Noire

The list is too long to be asked to keep going and fuck me he's got such a weird filing system youtube doesn't show play lists past Batman on the app so I had to try scrolling his video list and that's just not happening.

I should have just made a list of games he didn't visibly hate playing:



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glyntw said:
Also Dave has another problem. The competition for fighting games has actually increased. Due to the internet. And bigger sales. So although he might have been okay back in the day. He may be at the same skill level.

But others have caught up, and ovetaken him.
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Absolutely. His EVO success was in 2004 when the FGC was on life support. Nobody was playing 2D fighters anymore, it was all Soul Calibur, Tekken and those awful Mortal Kombat Shaolin games back then. Street Fighter III: Third Strike was the last SF game, that came out in 1999 and IV wouldn't come out until 2008. He was still playing Super Street Fighter II Turbo, while a good game, was released 11 years earlier. The community for games were tiny. Much easier to place 4th at EVO in a dead game and top players boycotting it and 100 entrants.

DiabeticSP said:
What's the last game Phil's played that he actually enjoyed?
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PUBG, solely for the bits.
 
Phil's EVO win is the equivalent of winning Meltyblood now.

Some side stage ass game with 37 entrants total tucked away in a dusty corner even the rest of the fgc would prefer not to acknowledge.
 
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Ptolemy said:
Fighting games will never meet his expectations ever again unless he only plays the CPU for his brain dead audience.
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According to Philbert the CPU reads his inputs and it's such bullshit dood. If you're complaining about lag/dropped inputs vs. the computer then you're way past delusion and need involuntary medical evaluation.

Edit: On a personal note, I just love that he lets his opponent do a full focus attack right in his face. It got even worse in Marvel vs Capcom Infinite, Ryu just walked up to him and hit a super.

Here's the timestamp, nice reflexes bud:

 
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This is some kinda topical reading when it comes to DSP and the groups of people that try to be the best group of people to be able to talk about him. Especially interesting parallels to The Sons of Kojima and all of the autism that went on with them:

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https://books.google.com/books?id=j...g=PP9#v=onepage&q="sims online" "SSG"&f=false

(TLDR is that EA's Sims Online game had a "Sims Shadow Government" form which tried to control how people could and couldn't play the game. They also organized gangs of players to urinate on their enemies virtual lawns and did other shit too).

I made a much larger post about the "Sims Shadow Government" on another thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-sims-modding-community.39020/page-5#post-3017302
 
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ANDS! said:
I love how he just hand waves away the Monster Hunter talk. Is he fucking serious. I've beaten the campaign and done a shitload of co-op and that game has the potential to be some of Phil's best rage of 2018 while also dragging in people who are on the MH-Hype Train for now. It is clear that he has no interest in expanding his channel. If he did he would have been a part of the wave that has hooked people for the last week: as of right now, in the deadass morning in The 'Muricas, MHW is the 2nd most streamed game. However nope, he only listens to a few of his "paypigs" (as I've seen them called) because realistically that is who he is whoring himself for. There is no good reason for him to skip this massive game other than being worried that his usual handful of "donors" wont show up.

. . .and then there is the Multiplayer Potential here with his fans that he is missing. He could dedicate a day a month to attempting some of these challenge missions/high level hunts with his fans and everyone in chat cheering them on. Nope. Two people said it was boring.

The mind boggles at this business acumen on display. . .and I didn't see his response:
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Well like always Phil will only do things he doesn't want to when his back is against the wall. Why put effort into building his channel when he could have 3 people gift out a bunch of subs to people who don't want them. Phil is about those short term gains and ignores the long term consequences. He is getting good money today, so that is how it aways will be, right?
 
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The hype for MHW will never be the same like day 1 and forth. However there could be a second [smaller] one when the PC version is released in autumn. But when this happens there won't be many surprises anymore. So the second coming could just be a wet fart. All in all, DSP missed a big opportunity.
Sure, I don't want to see Phil play this game because I love Monster Hunter in general. And he will shit all over the game. But from the perspective of money-making he made a really stupid decision. Big scale. Not as big as shitting all over his fans 24/7, but still.
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Maybe I'm just super cynical, but Phil would just do the usual BS anyway.

-Phil bumbles through the start of the game.
-Phil eventually hits a wall or gets stomped by a boss and whines/gets carried later
-Phil quits within the first two weeks due to 'low hype', even if MHW will be more interesting than PUBG ad nauseum and with better longevity.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:

According to Philbert the CPU reads his inputs and it's such bullshit dood. If you're complaining about lag/dropped inputs vs. the computer then you're way past delusion and need involuntary medical evaluation.

Edit: On a personal note, I just love that he lets his opponent do a full focus attack right in his face. It got even worse in Marvel vs Capcom Infinite, Ryu just walked up to him and hit a super.

Here's the timestamp, nice reflexes bud:

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Even if the AI reads your inputs, that usually makes them easier because you can bait them into doing stupid shit. Omega Rugal in KOF 98 is a bitch to fight until you find out how to bait his Genocide Cutter and punish him on the way down.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
No. Self-employment tax is only an additional 6.2% it doesn't double a person's tax liability.
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Self-employment tax is 15.2%. 12.4% (double the 6.2) for SSI plus 2.9% for Medicare. If his profit/loss from business is in the $100k range he is going to pay about $15k in self-employment tax for 2017.

He can then write off half of it as a deduction when calculating his income tax. Whoopee.

t. self-employed person who pays this shit
 
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DiabeticSP said:
What's the last game Phil's played that he actually enjoyed?

Working backward games he's played and hated recently:

UFC 3 (calling it now)
DbZ
Sunshine
Fortnite
Monhun Beta (played maybe an hour)
Dissidia Beta (bought the game anyways lol)
PUBG
MGS 2/3
Demon/Dark Souls
Christmas Games
Need for Speed
VRCHAT
Batman Telltale (possible combo breaker)
Metal Gear Survive
LA Noire

The list is too long to be asked to keep going and fuck me he's got such a weird filing system youtube doesn't show play lists past Batman on the app so I had to try scrolling his video list and that's just not happening.

I should have just made a list of games he didn't visibly hate playing:



Done.
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Because its work to him now. The fact he freaks out if you suggest he's burnt out on gaming proves that he's burnt out because he's trying to hide it.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I think he meant the game, not that circumstances. He would love any game if he would get 100.000 dollars.
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Phil's passion for bitching is so great he would fuck up the opportunity to make sick money for fake praise of a game. It's physically impossible for him to not bitch about games, even ones he likes.
 
NiggoPls said:
Damn, ThatDogGuy needs to get his tongue out of Phil's ass.
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That Amityville is North Korea levels of committed as well: "Some people are never happy. If you don't agree woth Phil they need to take a deep breath and move on." God damn.
 
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ANDS! said:
That Amityville is North Korea levels of committed as well: "Some people are never happy. If you don't agree woth Phil they need to take a deep breath and move on." God damn.
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That Amityville doesn't exist tbh at least not in the traditional sense, which explains why they have no Twitch account (from what I can see).

Amityville is frequently accused on TKOH of being the same person behind the ThatDogGuy account and also happens to use the same disposible email service as Bionich00t who is also Bionichoot.

A while ago @EddyB43 said that Amityville was probably "Davey_J_Jr" & "Bailey_Dakota" (https://kiwifarms.is/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-1921#post-2838744)

So its either someone who actually cares about DSP to the point of making numerous alt accounts, or is just someone shitposting and stirring up as much drama on TKOH forums as possible.
 
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PoopMagnet said:
Phil's passion for bitching is so great he would fuck up the opportunity to make sick money for fake praise of a game. It's physically impossible for him to not bitch about games, even ones he likes.
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Although, he has tried to suck a game's dick so people will watch him play it. Look no further than the Shadow of War shenanigans, where he labeled it as a possible game of the year, and called everyone that was shitting on the final act of the game being a massive grind "liars", "sheep", "dumb-fucks", etc. All of these statement came while he was less than 8 hours in, mind you.

So he does attempt to give false praise when he's not raking in enough moolah. It's just really blatant, and not as common as his eternal bitching.
 
neger psykolog said:
That Amityville doesn't exist tbh at least not in the traditional sense, which explains why they have no Twitch account (from what I can see).

Amityville is frequently accused on TKOH of being the same person behind the ThatDogGuy account and also happens to use the same disposible email service as Bionich00t who is also Bionichoot.

A while ago @EddyB43 said that Amityville was probably "Davey_J_Jr" & "Bailey_Dakota" (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-1921#post-2838744)

So its either someone who actually cares about DSP to the point of making numerous alt accounts, or is just someone shitposting and stirring up as much drama on TKOH forums as possible.
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No suprise they try to keep his forum alive with socks, just like his YT and Twitch channels, also explains why Amityville couldnt stay away from the forum despite giving up on it.
 
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Dragoonism said:
No suprise they try to keep his forum alive with socks, just like his YT and Twitch channels, also explains why Amityville couldnt stay away from the forum despite giving up on it.
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And just like Vidar they actually do worse damage to DSP than any "detractor"

The to-email.com leaks were pretty interesting about just how many people communicate in private with Amityville telling him to fuck off.
 
I just don't understand what drives Phils remaining supporters to be so fiercely obedient/loyal to him, did he save them from a blazing fire when he was still Chad Burnell back in college when they were still a kid or something?


Oh..wait..I understand now, it's..

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:
 
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