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AmericFront said:
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>This is how Phil sees himself

Not even TRT and starting strength can save him
 
I remember a video on youtube someone posted where a former Arcade champion who played Street Fighter in the early 1990's dominated everyone and actually won a championship. I can't remember his name (I believe it was Tato or something close to it). Anyhow the video described by folks how great he was as a kid . He was 12/13 and would dominate everyone in the arcade. He then won the big tournament and named champion.

So as quick as he arrived ....he disappeared a year or two later. He never came around to play anymore. As one guy joked , he had beaten everyone. So he got bored and decided to move on. Well after searching they found out where he lived and he was now married with a couple kids.

He admitted he grew bored with Street Fighter and he had beaten everyone and just stopped playing. That he went to college and has a good job n family. That he never really told his family about his Street Fighter past.


It was like this guy was the anti-DSP. His life went on , he achieved what he wanted and he packed that part of his life away and moved on to have a family and career.
 
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These random odd named people always tip big bucks. What's the deal with that?
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People too chickenshit to associate themselves with giving money to a 35 year old manchild who will bitch, whine, and moan about video games while somehow making 6 fucking figures a year at it.
 
Still confused why he subjected himself to 3 after hating 1 and rage quitting 2.

He clearly doesn't enjoy, understand, or care to learn about the game. It's not a fighting game so he doesn't have a basis of knowledge, it's just like when he was terrible at fifa because he refused to learn.

The only thing he's done better than ufc 2 is not name his character NAME.

None of his fans even care about sports games. That's why he hasn't played one since Madden (maybe the nhl beta? The best tihydp btw).

Just baffles me.

edit: I will say that Phil's lack of sports knowledge is maybe my favorite thing when he plays sports games. He refuses to practice or learn and things like fifa and madden are just a constant highlight reel, even when he tried to cheese the ai on easy.

I remember back in the day he couldn't figure out how to start a quick match in fifa and consistently fucked up getting through menus to thee actual game.
 
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I think we have another Dark Souls2 situation. Remember when he cheesed the game with dick lightining and he had a big rant after the devs nerfed it? THE SAME THING HAPPENED!
HE had an exploding bitching at the end about game devs being hacks for reducing car damage to players and make vehicles explode easier. HE HATES THIS CHANGE... but the truth is, ITS A VERY GOOD CHANGE. Its just he cant run around with cars anymore.
 
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I think we have another Dark Souls2 situation. Remember when he cheesed the game with dick lightining and he had a big rant after the devs nerfed it? THE SAME THING HAPPENED!
HE had an exploding bitching at the end about game devs being hacks for reducing car damage to players and make vehicles explode easier. HE HATES THIS CHANGE... but the truth is, ITS A VERY GOOD CHANGE. Its just he cant run around with cars anymore.
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Agreed. He's acted like a complete child today. It wasn't the entertaining rage or the even the frustrating insulting of the devs. It was just a man playing a game he doesn't like for views. Which isn't working he always has less viewers while playing it.

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What someone from his chat said after I was banned. This person seems like a decent sort. Tbh I think it was Phil banning everyone and just not saying anything about it.
 
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The fact that all he does is run away and hide meaning he sometimes wins by default fits his chickenshit existence so well. People say because of that he sucks at PUBG but they don't realize that this is exactly what Phil would do in an actual confrontation.
 
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Kamatsubu said:
The fact that all he does is run away and hide meaning he sometimes wins by default fits his chickenshit existence so well. People say because of that he sucks at PUBG but they don't realize that this is exactly what Phil would do in an actual confrontation.
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has he ever gotten first place in pubg?
 
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has he ever gotten first place in pubg?
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On his second game when the game debuted. Managed to do it without any kills and only shooting the gun by accident early in the game. He basically took advantage of everyone being bad at the game at the same time. He simply laid down prone and waited for everyone to kill each other. Pretty sad really. Pure luck.

He will never win again. He just doesn't even loot properly. Never picks up bandages, won't pick up 7.62 ammo unless he has a weapon (very stupid) , doesn't understand that if you're capable of healing you don't necessarily have to stop looting because early blue wall is moving in. He just doesn't ever have a real strategy or attack plan.

Not like any of that matters. He doesn't play to win he just plays to kill time and wait for his paypigs to feed him.
 
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On his second game when the game debuted. Managed to do it without any kills and only shooting the gun by accident early in the game. He basically took advantage of everyone being bad at the game at the same time. He simply laid down prone and waited for everyone to kill each other. Pretty sad really. Pure luck.

He will never win again. He just doesn't even loot properly. Never picks up bandages, won't pick up 7.62 ammo unless he has a weapon (very stupid) , doesn't understand that if you're capable of healing you don't necessarily have to stop looting because early blue wall is moving in. He just doesn't ever have a real strategy or attack plan.

Not like any of that matters. He doesn't play to win he just plays to kill time and wait for his paypigs to feed him.
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Pretty much. He bragged about that win too as if he actually won because of skill.

I hear his "strategy" is the same though. Run and hide and make it as far as he can through luck rather than skill or playing the game like a normal person. I would like to think it's a psychological thing where in any confrontational situation Phil would wait for his enemies to take each other out then proclaim himself the winner by doing none of the work. But who knows? Maybe I'm thinking too much.
 
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Tmacdunk said:
On his second game when the game debuted. Managed to do it without any kills and only shooting the gun by accident early in the game. He basically took advantage of everyone being bad at the game at the same time. He simply laid down prone and waited for everyone to kill each other. Pretty sad really. Pure luck.

He will never win again. He just doesn't even loot properly. Never picks up bandages, won't pick up 7.62 ammo unless he has a weapon (very stupid) , doesn't understand that if you're capable of healing you don't necessarily have to stop looting because early blue wall is moving in. He just doesn't ever have a real strategy or attack plan.

Not like any of that matters. He doesn't play to win he just plays to kill time and wait for his paypigs to feed him.
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This is a recurring thing. Phil does alright day 1 in an online game, but soon many learn the game and adapt while Phil never gets better and is quickly surpassed.
 
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