WHAT I ATE TODAY + HAUL

[Vlassov]

In which Big Al brags about having room in 6x Torrid shirts, and shows off her makeup + dieting expertise.

 

[Xanax]

fat

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

"It was a really hard week for me." Binge.

 

[wheelpower]

 

[Croissants]

Use a fucking cutting board you savage.

 

[SisterChristian]

She don't feel like bein' no Gordon Ramsay.

LOLOLOL ok.

 

[Ambaby]

When she first found that cauliflower pizza at the store, I was genuinely curious to see how it tasted. She uses in the thumbnail and talks about how she and Becky are going to review their food. They "taste test" the side of actual cauliflower and end the clip before eating the pizza.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

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I'd make that face too with ketchup on overcooked cauliflower mush, like what the fuck did she do to that califlour - it's just like broccoli, so hard to fuck up.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I'd make that face too with ketchup on overcooked cauliflower mush, like what the fuck did she do to that califlour - it's just like broccoli, so hard to fuck up.

I was just about to say this. How hard is it to invest in a steamer and boil a little water? Steamed cauliflower florets are the best and so hard to fuck up. Also lol @ her paying $4.99 for that bag of florets. She could buy a head of cauliflower or even buy a frozen bag of florets for half the price.

 

[Piss Clam]

I'm sure this has asked before but how does she wipe her ass. At least in France you can use a bidet.

 

[EH 110]

Why does Amber keep cooking food she knows Becky doesn't like? It looks like prison slop. Becky needs to start cooking her own meals. It's bad enough having to eat things you hate, but she also suffers from stomach problems every month.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Haha what did she even do to that cauliflower?

Also if I were her landlord I'd lose my mind if I saw her cutting straight on the counter. Jeeezus.

Oh great. She's bought a Keurig. Gorgeous peak American consumerism fatness there Hamber. Boil some fucking water.

Why does Amber keep cooking food she knows Becky doesn't like? It looks like prison slop. Becky needs to start cooking her own meals. It's bad enough having to eat things you hate, but she also suffers from stomach problems every month.

But she's not abusive you guys....

 

[ICametoLurk]

fat

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

"Becky doesn't like cauliflower, so I'm going to give her a side of out-of-date cauliflower, mash it, possibly take a shit in it..."

Seriously, what the fuck did she do to make it look like that?

 

[GS 281]

how the fuck is she not dead yet?

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

She's too fucking lazy/incompetent to steam fresh veggies, but holy hell, they even sell frozen cauliflower in microwaveable steam bags!! It's idiot proof...4 minutes in the microwave and you're good to go and actually edible!

Hamberlynn, you can't cook for shit! The imbeciles in the comment section think that slop looks "yummy"? Screw that noise.

 

[ICametoLurk]

how the fuck is she not dead yet?

You just want to fill her fat corpse with your special juice.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm sure this has asked before but how does she wipe her ass. At least in France you can use a bidet.

You can get a bidet on amazon for 30 bucks and attach it to your toilet. I have one, never looked back.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

Her refrigerator has a great water dispenser! It boggles my mind that she buys so many water bottles, as if all her junk food plastic mess from her binges weren’t enough. She’s literally just too lazy to walk to the fridge and stand there for 20 seconds while t fills. Also, it look like out gorl stopped buying her likes!!!!!!! The dislikes are in the winning again.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Becky is giving those looks. Its only a matter of time.