Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[CWCissey]

Remember that time Russell Greer said that when he legalized brothels he would force Taylor Swift into sex slavery?
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Either that or he's implying he would slander/libel her.

 

[Pony Horn]

My lord, and he wonders why he cant get a good job. Imagine being a potential employer, googling his name, and finding that.

Russell is a study in karma.

Spoiler: Long-winded Explanation

Here's a kid who decided to write a threat in a bathroom wall in his high school. As a result he gets a slap on the wrist and when all was done he thought he could just go on with his life.

But the legal process he went through inspired him to become a paralegal. I'm sure his family, friends, and school all advised him to do something that didn't involve phone work with clients, like something in computers. That way he'd play to his strengths and not his handicap but Russell had to do it.

So he gets his paralegal degree (or certificate or whatever) and gets an entry level gig at a lawfirm, perhaps with a chance to do actual paralegal work if he works hard and comports himself well.

So everything works out, right? Nah. For some stupid reason he decides to use his paralegal knowledge to file poorly executed lawsuits against famous people and to attempt to open a cathouse in one of the most conservative states in the US. And he does his damn best to publicize then both in the news and in his social media, usually in a cringe worthy (to say the least) fashion.

As a result of the suits the lawfirm lets him go because they think he either has, or might, use company time and resources in his personal lawsuits. As far as I know he hasn't had full time employment in a firm since then.

Since he started on his quests the Google results for his name are loaded with cringe-y news articles about his failed lawsuits with famous people and his (soon to be failed) cathouse lawsuit.

Which brings us to karma. The odds are that if Russell hadn't written that nonsense on the bathroom wall he wouldn't have become a paralegal and acquired the tools that put him where he is now. He would have still been thirsting after IG models and pop stars but if he had become a programmer he would have fit in with all the troons, furries, and nutjobs.

But since his degree (or certificate) is in a field where the appearance of respectability is important, he's blown it. He might as well go back to school and learn another trade.

And this is all because of something that happened 20 years ago. And if you want you can say that he's still being punished for that act.

tl;dr a random act that Russell did 20 years ago not only steered him into being the lolcow we see now but his life today can be seen as the continued punishment for that act

Remember that time Russell Greer said that when he legalized brothels he would force Taylor Swift into sex slavery?
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Sounds like he plans to use her image and maybe her music to promote his cathouse. This way he both humiliates her and he makes her come to him because he expects her to testify at the ensuing civil trial. Typical Russell.

I love this. The more inflated his ego is, the louder the REEEEing will be when his bubble is popped.

Edit: as @XxxwernxxX says below Russell was in high school 10 years ago, not 20. I keep on thinking Russell's older because he looks like he's at least in his late 30s.

 

[Null]

LET THY WILL BE DONE MAKE IT QUICK AND EASY

From: Russell Greer <russmark@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2018 11:07:08 -0700
Subject: Remove my book
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

Dear Joshua Moon:

As you may know, my book, Why I Sued Taylor Swift, is copyrighted with the United States Copyright Office. Therefore, you do not have permission to have it on your sure. Per your site rules, you remove things copyrighted with federal law. Per law, you are infringing upon my work.

Therefore, I am giving you three days to remove it from your site. If I see this email posted on your site, action will be commenced against you. There are already three law enforcement agencies investigating you for electronic harassment. If you really think this is funny, let’s laugh about it in the court room. I’m frankly getting tired of this.

Please reply that you understand this.

Thanks.
Russell

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So the Tl;DR version is REEEEE how dare you upload my book for free in the time period when it was for free REEEEE

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Oh no, he's going to commence actions against Null

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Yeah, didn't he have it set as a free download initially? I forget the details. Even if this was a legit legal issue (*hint* it's not) wouldn't he have to prove that he suffer financial damages?

 

[GloriousScarf]

Yeah, didn't he have it set as a free download initially?

He certainly did. The free sample on Amazon was the entire book.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He certainly did. The free sample on Amazon was the entire book.

Classic cow behavior, they fuck themselves over and blame everyone else. Guess Rusty is really setting himself on fire.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Russ vs Null?

Hang on, I need popcorn.

 

[proboscis]

Uh oh. This is gonna end with Null wearing a red dress playing footsie with Shitlips at a Cheesecake Factory

 

[Spellskite]

Uh oh. This is gonna end with Null wearing a red dress playing footsie with Shitlips at a Cheesecake Factory

All Null needs to do is post a picture of himself hugging a black guy and Russ will lose interest.

 

[BIG DADDY]

The best part about the content removes requests, and like half of them have this, is the part where the lolcow goes “And don’t post this email to your site you son of a bitch.” Every single time it’s hilarious.

 

[Puta Bruja]

I wonder if further actions have already been commenced. We're all going to jail soon.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

LOL your face is paralyzed and Senpai Taylor will never notice you, Shitlips

 

[Cosmos]

I wonder if further actions have already been commenced. We're all going to jail soon.

Let's form a Kiwi prison gang and tattoo this on our foreheads so the other gangs know we're bad news:

 

[Aristophanes]

On the plus side, we may finally be able to hire Rusty's nemesis Greg Skordas to represent the Farms in court.

 

[Slick Bridges]

Threatening legal action against the very people who know just how thoroughly he has been destroyed every time he steps foot in court... Laughable, in the truest sense of the word. I laughed out loud when reading his threat. Not many people can fail so fucking hard and still act so tough. Never change buddy.

 

[Done]

Just caught up with the last 30-40 pages, it's been an epic read.

Russ is off to a great start in his fight to retain his JULAY awards.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m no big city paralegal, but I get the feeling that Null could drag the case out for a while since I don’t think Russell has money for a real lawyer and will be filing everything himself.

 

[Barbarella]

Seriously, the entire book was a free sample for a week. The idiot set it incorrectly.

Is it on Nulls servers or did one of these fine people post it somewhere?

If you put it on the Internet, it never goes away. And RUSS put it online.

He’s so stupid. Focus on Katy Perry Russ, you have more chances at a response.