Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Flexo said:
Bob been outside of Boston...
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Oh no! If we got rid of... 4% of the military right now, what would we do, Bob? Let's be honest, you'd be lucky to get enough transgenders together to face another country in the Olympics, much less a full scale war.

And I'd put the meth swamp up against any soldier that has to go running to a safe space when an enemy charges at them with placards reading, "sex is a biological reality!"



Hah! All of which can just easily be dismissed by the same standards he used earlier.

But then what do you expect from the guy who dismisses the principle method of human reproduction as a cornerstone of society. Evolution? How does it work?
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Damn, Bob's ignorance of science is so massive that I mistook him for a Republican.
 
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Culture, which Bob is mostly apathetic towards

Art, which he ignores in favor of Capeshit

Justice, which he wants to be as un-just and totalitarian as ol' Adolf himself

Constant evolution and improvement, he lives in a basement and indulges in every cognitive bias known to man
 
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Flexo said:
But then what do you expect from the guy who dismisses the principle method of human reproduction as a cornerstone of society. Evolution? How does it work?
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He dismisses it because he's a repulsive fatbody who would at best have to pay for sex or hook up with a landbeast as loathsome as he is. Which is not far off from why he dismisses the military and police as well. As for rejecting religion, well, clearly there is no being more divine than he is. Peace and Bacon be upon him.
 
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He was against all the bullshit in Washington and had way less baggage?
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>Bob
>Knocking someone for not thinking things through.
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So, if Hillary won, you'd be less of a manchild?
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Bungleboy said:
You'd think Hillary promised him a new Switch for how much he fanboys for her
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I don't need a mental image of Blob with a soylent grin.
Sexy Times Hitler said:
Coming from you?
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High and mighty from your aunt's basement.
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Bob's back at it with ad hominems, because he cannot debate worth a damn. Put him in a corner, and he will attack you instead of the statement, thus making you victorious in the debate.
 
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Every time Bob says "Freeze Peach" I hate his dumb fat ass more. Since his view is in line with the 18th Century aristocracy, perhaps a contemporary punishment is in order.

I am saying he should be tarred and feathered. Although to find that much tar would prevent many roads from being repaired and we'd have to wipe out at least one species of migratory bird to supply the feathers.
 
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The Shadow said:
Every time Bob says "Freeze Peach" I hate his dumb fat ass more. Since his view is in line with the 18th Century aristocracy, perhaps a contemporary punishment is in order.

I am saying he should be tarred and feathered. Although to find that much tar would prevent many roads from being repaired and we'd have to wipe out at least one species of migratory bird to supply the feathers.
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Well, time for the guillotine.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Well, time for the guillotine.
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Can his head even fit through a guillotine? I'd suggest putting him in stocks and leaving him to the mercy of the citizens of Lynn, but it would take chopping down a whole rainforest just to make one big enough for him.
 
The Shadow said:
Every time Bob says "Freeze Peach" I hate his dumb fat ass more. Since his view is in line with the 18th Century aristocracy, perhaps a contemporary punishment is in order.

I am saying he should be tarred and feathered. Although to find that much tar would prevent many roads from being repaired and we'd have to wipe out at least one species of migratory bird to supply the feathers.
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Use pine tar, it's less lethal.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Can his head even fit through a guillotine? I'd suggest putting him in stocks and leaving him to the mercy of the citizens of Lynn, but it would take chopping down a whole rainforest just to make one big enough for him.
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That's actually what happened to Louis XVI. His neck was so fat they had to chop him twice. And he was nowhere near as fat as this fat son of a bitch.
 
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Just repeat Superman monologues. What's more fitting for the Superior Future than the Man of Tomorrow? It'd be personalized.
 
Mola Ram said:
Use pine tar, it's less lethal.
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Well, there goes baseball season!

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Can his head even fit through a guillotine? I'd suggest putting him in stocks and leaving him to the mercy of the citizens of Lynn, but it would take chopping down a whole rainforest just to make one big enough for him.
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Not to mention scrapping a couple of cars to make the steel for the bolts. Of course that's less than the number of freighters we'd have to scrap to build a guillotine blade.:lol:
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
What a fucking cop-out. Dude had to tuck his balls in between his fat folds because he was rightfully getting his ass walloped.
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You can't call harassment since you Motherfucker kept responding him back. In fact you kept trying to 1-up him, but every time it blew on your face. That shit wouldn't last a minute im the guidelines. Your delusions aren't laws, mate.
 
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