Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Apparently she got on an elliptical machine. I wonder how many total minuets she managed to last.

Zero. She only hopped on there long enough to take the picture.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I've heard this argument a couple times whenever AL brings up going to the gym and I don't understand it. How is exercising going to damage her bones? It's not like she's going to be doing anything strenuous....I think some sit-down exercises and water aerobics could be helpful for someone her size!

Her bones are already damaged by constant force and gravity applied to her body.

Putting more pressure on her legs or shoulders or back will damage her more than help.

 

[C3PBRO]

Is that the same pair of holey black leggings she wears for every day use? 'That' bra finally faces a contender for sorriest garment in existence.

 

[jurassic bark]

I'm more worried about her doing this without a dr's okay. Even the walking dvd, she should probably have at least a checkup before taking on. A doctor can at least help her with her breathing so that she doesn't get so breathless that she keels over during a workout, which could be devastating at her size.

On the other hand, moving around is great. Getting out of the house and exposing herself to new people, also great, for the both of them.

Now get your gd cat fixed and stop letting the dog shit on the floor.

 

[497]

I don't gym, is that a weight machine?

I wonder if she actually signed up, or if she's doing the tour and took a sneaky snap.

uh not sure, I think it could be like an elliptical or a walker/gazelle (if it is that would be funny to see her on one)

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Is that the same pair of holey black leggings she wears for every day use? 'That' bra finally faces a contender for sorriest garment in existence.

They have a hole in the fanny.

 

[CC 855]

uh not sure, I think it could be like an elliptical or a walker/gazelle (if it is that would be funny to see her on one)

 

[C3PBRO]

They have a hole in the fanny.

Oh thank fuck, "fanny" got lost in translation there and well... I still clicked.

 

[497]

I was thinking it was one of these but the one you show is a sit down one. That makes more sense since Amber can't really walk/swing her legs without them banging into each other. I guess it's a start if she sticks to it but I don't think she will. She got bored of the fitbit already.

Is there confirmation she joined a gym or do you think she bought it? Maybe that was her amazing news...someone gave it to her and found a piece of equipment she could use. That's so sad though... she can't stand for long periods of time. she couldn't even use those walking DVDs. remember she got out of breath doing just 7-9 minutes.

 

[Rotogravure]

Zero. She only hopped on there long enough to take the picture.

Maybe she thought ahead and took 30 extra pictures in various positions to dole out on different days so she can keep the haydurs at bay.

 

[666EVE666]

Here's her in action for those wondering if she'll hurt herself:

 

[CC 855]

Here's her in action for those wondering if she'll hurt herself:

How does she manage to fit her entire ass on the seat though? The maintenance crews are gonna be working overtime on those machines.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

How does she manage to fit her entire ass on the seat though? The maintenance crews are gonna be working overtime on those machines.

I sincerely hope (if she went to a gym) she was honest about her weight, assuming she talked to someone who works there about which equipment to use. Most of the ellipticals I've seen only accommodate up to 400 lbs and I wouldn't put it past her to lie about her weight or just plop down on any ol' machine.

 

[MUHFUCKINUHHHHH]

Your point?

soz it was diabetes joke im sorry daddy

I sincerely hope (if she went to a gym) she was honest about her weight, assuming she talked to someone who works there about which equipment to use. Most of the ellipticals I've seen only accommodate up to 400 lbs and I wouldn't put it past her to lie about her weight or just plop down on any ol' machine.

I work at a gym and when we get an extra thicc person we usually try and subtly tell them about the workouts that do not involve a machine

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I work at a gym and when we get an extra thicc person we usually try and subtly tell them about the workouts that do not involve a machine

But Amber has the mind of a toddler, so even if they tried to gently lead her to do non-machine workouts, she'd be compelled to touch and climb on everything like a 2 year old.

 

[EH 110]

I sincerely hope (if she went to a gym) she was honest about her weight, assuming she talked to someone who works there about which equipment to use. Most of the ellipticals I've seen only accommodate up to 400 lbs and I wouldn't put it past her to lie about her weight or just plop down on any ol' machine.

If someone as big as her walked into a gym, could the staff ask to weigh them before allowing use of the machines? If I worked in a gym, I'd rather risk insulting someone and losing out on a membership than letting them ruin expensive equipment.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Here's her in action for those wondering if she'll hurt herself:

Could this be just another tactic to get asspats? Of course it is.
Her fitbit and walking DVD's are literally all within a couple steps away and she still got bored/unmotivated to use them.

The gym requires her to put real pants and shoes on, and then convince Becky to drive her ass 45 minutes to workout for no longer than 10 minutes. Also didn't Beck show ZERO interest in joining a gym?

So between AL's goldfish-sized attention span and complete inability to stick with any of her "goals" for more than 3 days at a time, plus Becky's lack of interest - I'll give this gym facade two weeks.

When I say two weeks, I'm also not talking about going consistently, just two weeks until we never hear mention of the gym again unless it's excuses of why the gym "didn't work for her"..

 

[497]

Could this be just another tactic to get asspats? Of course it is.
Her fitbit and walking DVD's are literally all within a couple steps away and she still got bored/unmotivated to use them.

The gym requires her to put real pants and shoes on, and then convince Becky to drive her ass 45 minutes to workout for no longer than 10 minutes. Also didn't Beck show ZERO interest in joining a gym?

So between AL's goldfish-sized attention span and complete inability to stick with any of her "goals" for more than 3 days at a time, plus Becky's lack of interest - I'll give this gym facade two weeks.

When I say two weeks, I'm also not talking about going consistently, just two weeks until we never hear mention of the gym again unless it's excuses of why the gym "didn't work for her"..

That's why I'm thinking she bought it or someone gifted it to her (and that was the secret amazing news she posted on twitter). Didn't people say there was a Curves by her that was closed? Maybe they sold/gave away the equipment from there. It's amazing news to her because she can't even use the fitbit or walking DVD. It's not that she gave up- she CAN'T do them, she couldn't do 7 minutes of the walking DVD without dying from being out of breath. This thing she just has to sit down and move her legs and you can see she is struggling with that.

It doesn't make sense to go to a gym 45 minutes away to use that machine when she could walk at home, Walmart, the mall. She's just becoming so immobile she can't even do the beginner's walking DVD . Anyone remember the corn maze video from Halloween and she had to sit out because she couldn't walk?

 

[theriddler3]

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She's gotten a lot of criticism this week, so I guess she's decided making Becky drive her 45 minutes away to the gym wasn't such a bad idea.

What do you want to bet this was a big ol' ruse cruise for Becky to drive her into town? Hey baybee, let's go to the gym for 3 minutes so I can take a few snaps, then head over to The Cheesecake Factory that some kiwi pointed out is nearby!

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

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