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Moritsune said:
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I just doxxed the CEO of Facebook. About time someone shut that shithouse of a website down
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Is that Jesse Eisenberg? I KNEW he wasn't just a super villian in front of the camera.

Anyways I just DOXXed the guy behind "DSP ENTERPRISES" and you wouldn't believe who that might be...

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fatniggo said:
"Doesn't matter, got a free chair. Fuck'em." I love it.
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i want everyone to remember this
this was supposedly a company that was willing to give him a shot
gave him free product (*cough* he bought a chair *cough*)
but the moment they were in "danger"
the moment, they had to shut down because of the detractors
the moment they were now longer stroking his ego?
THEY BECOMES THE DETRACTORS TOO
he tells them to fuck off

in phil's narritive, they are victims too
but phil kicks them when they are down and throws them under the bus.
remember this.

Surly Muppet said:
He just unbanned SavetheHouse, a sub who he earlier banned for calling SpawnSeats a scam. But scolded him saying 'what was I supposed to do' and to that people can't say that about companies that sponsor him. Great integrity there, Phil.

Save just apologized for the 'moment of weakness'. Which I guess means speaking the truth? Unbelievable.
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whaaaat? people will lie and stroke my ego for bullshit? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
i'm surprised he isn't being targeted more and more for scams

N0thingICanDo said:
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DSP is actually a good Samaritan, he's nice to other people but does terrible things to anybody who sponsors him because DSP exposes the company's dark syde reallllll quick
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i wouldn't be surprised if that is his new spin
LOOK GUYS I SAVED YOU FROM A SCAM, OKAY?

DarkSydePundit said:
HEY GUYS THE CEO OF APPLE IS TIM COOK I DOXXED HIM SO APPLE WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS NOW
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donald trump
I HAVE SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE USA

samovski said:
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Wow dood.
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who wouldn't tempt phil into being their own private dancing monkey
 
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neger psykolog said:
I'm guessing they probably didn't want to let the rest of their shit get poisoned by their one new business venture

This diagram probably most easily illustrates what their business venture was (and I say venture because its definitely not the only thing they're working on):
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https://www.salehoo.com/blog/how-to-start-a-drop-shipping-business-in-5-easy-steps
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Null said:
If anyone wants one of those chairs for nothing, you can buy it right from the Chinese.
https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-gaming-chair.html
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Null you should do us one better. I would pay good money if you slapped the Kiwi logo on one of those chairs.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
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Please someone let this company sponsor Phil for his next chair!
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At this rate DSP should start his own "gamer chair" company.

Just replace the lumbar support options with "bad back support" and the "footrest" with "gout supportive footrest" and he's set for life.
 
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I think anything I could say has probably already been said. So I'll try and not be redundant by mentioning just how fucking cartoonish this all is. Seriously. The antics Phil goes through make him some sort of real-life Peter Griffin-esque protagonist, where he constantly fucks up and can't see/admit what caused the problem.

Or we could just stick to the theory that DSP is anime, and that Phil is some fourth-wall breaking hero, and made this new sponsorship deal to pad out the Gaming Chair Arc because he knows the show is getting too close to the manga, or something.

Anything goes, really. I'm so flabbergasted as this point, the notion of one man being this exceptional and having such ludicrous events occur to him is almost unbelievable.

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