DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Rare Drop]

he's got to quickly get this chick DOXXed in February and figure out some other problem in March.

I didn't know the castle of Gout was getting a revolving door, because unless this gf has major mental baggage she might leave as soon as she came.

 

[Cherie Bomb]

He is basically baiting the weens to dox his new gf so he can play out another victim card, claiming he didn't do anything wrong and how malicious the detractors are. That's part of his "job" - setting up the stage for a sob story to squeeze out more pity bucks. He has to work harder for it now that Vidar is banned from twitch.

Speaking of Vidar...Someone cheered during tonight's Sunshine stream asking an interesting question: Does Phil hate any of his fans? Phil says he doesn't want to continue the "Vidar drama", but his answer suggests otherwise.

Phil said, "I don't hate any of my fans. But certain ones were overzealous, clingy, and obsessed."

The chat figured Phil was talking about Vidar. It's interesting that despite his going dark, Vidar has been a topic of conversation in Phil's stream for the past few days, even being brought up by Phil himself. The other day, Phil was feeling nostalgic for Vidar's cheer wars, but failed to whip his current supporters into enough of a frenzy.

I think Phil is starting to feel the financial inconvenience brought about by Vidar's ban. While Vidar may not have been able to drop a thousand at a time anymore due to being in between jobs, he still gave Phil a Christmas bonus in the way of hundreds of dollars for the "fundraiser" (which he hashtagged charity after insisting Phil was not a charity LOL).

And there are still various unaccounted for rumors regarding Vidar's patronage of Phil. We don't know how much he was giving to Phil each month on Patreon (though we do know it was $50+ in the past). It seems Phil's Patreon is currently coming up a few hundred dollars short. There were also hundreds in tips and ~50 gift subs from Christmastime possibly attributed to Vidar sock accounts. Then, there was the question of ~200 likely viewbots suddenly disappearing.

While not as extravagant, the money spent in recent months certainly adds a significant amount to Phil's bottom line. I can't tell whether Phil is trying to make an appeal to Vidar by mentioning him again, but it will be very interesting to follow the money in the coming months.

 

[chairgate]

you're all idiots. If the girlfriend has no social media, how can you google her????
that's all doxing is remember, just googling public information!!

 

[Monday Michiru]

So... about today. Apparently Phil only needed 45 seconds to walk back years of hyping up how hard he works off-camera. "Babysitting the uploads" has always been counted on by him to help combat the idea that he only works 4 hours a day! The idea of babysitting has had people confused this whole time. "Does he just stare at the upload pending screen for hours?" It would appear not:

https://twitter.com/DavidDeDavidson/status/960731771334774784
"Do you know how long that takes me? 20 minutes? 30 minutes? And then I put them in the playlist."

For the DSP narrative, this is as big a reversal as "It's not a business!" The scope and magnitude of the lies almost makes me feel dizzy. He's gonna get away with it too, the absolute madman. As we merely are a team of autistic lay detectives, and not activist psychiatrists who could or who want to somehow transmit the truth about Phil to his followers.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I was gone a week and despite being 30 odd pages behind, nothing happened that surprised me.

 

[HerrKlicks]

On the first stream he was kinda low key setting up the next thing to spend money on. During prestream he mentioned that the loveseat is worn out (too much self love?) and that he has to use extra cushions to get any support.

Inb4 loveseat fundraiser soon?

 

[SoGoose]

He makes her sound like she's come from nowhere. It sound like she has never had a family, friends, social media until recently, and no stable home, so maybe she cant really be doxed in any meaningful way

 

[PieceofShet]

He makes her sound like she's come from nowhere. It sound like she has never had a family, friends, social media until recently, and no stable home, so maybe she cant really be doxed in any meaningful way

Maybe he did the fundraising to have enough money to clone himself. Imagine, she looks exactly like him, except long hair.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

On the first stream he was kinda low key setting up the next thing to spend money on. During prestream he mentioned that the loveseat is worn out (too much self love?) and that he has to use extra cushions to get any support.

Inb4 loveseat fundraiser soon?

But he has a brand new gaming chair to sit on...

 

[JamFlowMan]

He makes her sound like she's come from nowhere. It sound like she has never had a family, friends, social media until recently, and no stable home, so maybe she cant really be doxed in any meaningful way

Maybe the taxes fundraiser was to buy this girl a new identity. Anyway can't wait for the "unveiling video" which will have all the awkwardness and terrible scripting of a Taliban beheading video.

 

[HerrKlicks]

But he has a brand new gaming chair to sit on...

I look forward to the mental gymnastics of him trying to justify 'needing' a new loveseat.

 

[14YearOldLoliGirl]

At this point soulmaid gotta be mail-order or amish right? nowhere to go and has no social media presence, no idea what certain mainstream US fast food places are/have never heard of them and has only had exposure to certain things via Phil/his stream, needs him to buy her clothes etc...

Or she doesn't exist.

 

[BallBuster]

Still going with half way house train wreck of a girl.

 

[SoGoose]

well whatever has happened before, from the day she is revealed, she will publicly be known as a girl who dated the goutmaster, and that will be stain on her forever after.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Everytime I see someone do this, or even read it, I immediately get that image of the chick who locked her knees out, and they immediately started bending in the wrong direction.

STOP IT,

But yes you are correct. I don't even go on the leg press anymore after watching those webm's.

 

[User 20984]

Well it‘s only like 2 minutes every week she has to endure maximum disgust within her body so I think it‘s a fair deal.

What if he advertised for a female lodger who he will allow to live rent free and cook for him and all she has to do is PRETEND to be his girlfriend,it would not surprise me if he even added this to a to a tennant agreement...its just a thought.....if she is halfway attractive this will add weight to that argument...i just REFUSE point blank to believe that this is his soul mate....a hell of a lot of behind the scene planning and expense has been put into this.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Reading up on my Sherlock Holmes and this beauty of a quote jumped out:

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius

Quite apropos, I feel.

 

[User 20984]

of course it is not going to happen...you cannot dox someone that does not Exsist....

 

[Clop]

Man, this saga is so predictable. She'll move in, Phil acts like a douche without thinking and she'll move out. Phil will blame the thaxic community for everything and go back to thinking pahsitive.

This has been the same song and dance for years, come on now.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil's chat being able to sass him now that Vidar isn't around leads to some fun moments where they call him out on being a bitch about things. It'll probably lead to some manual banning soon.

So far UFC 3 has perfectly encapsulated the Phil Burnell School of Professional Gaming:

1. Get bodied hard and cry about it.

2. Bitch and moan about how the game is broken, unfair, bugged, or lagging.

3. Take an extra long break where you either look up a guide or change the game to be easier.

4. Find an exploit, the more blatant the better.

5. Ride the exploit until it stops working while telling everyone how much fun the game is now that you learned the mechanics and figured it out.

6. When the exploit stops working cry, uninstall the game, and double down on how terrible it was. Say you never had fun at all, the developers should be ashamed, and any fan who likes this game is a brain dead dumbass.