Dutch Angel Dragons

I genuinely dont get the point of paying for the privilege of having "this thing". You can be a fucking squirrel for free and larp as you please. Hell you can be a dragon and mimic a lot of it for free if you are so inclined. The chick who makes this shit isnt going to suck you off for the purchase as a thank you so what exactly is the desire of these autists to buy a character that has a strict ruleset you must abide by? All I can think of is a fool and xir's money are soon parted.

They probably want in on the "brand name" and (shit-tastic and restrictive) community. That's why they hyperventilate over their DAD being declared "not canon" despite it being the same fucking character whether or not it's "canon" to DADs.
 
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https://www.etsy.com/shop/PonysPlayroom
Is it just me or does some of this stuff look like fetish gear? I thought DADs didn't have sex.

That's because it is. Those are clearly BDSM bondage harnesses, popular with pet players, leather gays and many others. Look, they even have D-rings.

Then again, DADs are only sex-less. She never said anything about kink-less. When you lack genitals, you'll have to get creative, I suppose.
 
Dare I even ask how they're supposed to piss?

From the anatomy guide:

Dutch Angel Dragons do not have a digestive tract, reproductive system, or even most standard organs such as the lungs or a heart. They do not have body fluids either. The only organs they possess is a throat pocket and a bottomless stomach that will absorb anything that is consumed to break it apart into pure energy. There is no waste matter from the food they consume so there is no colon or anus. Interestingly because of this energy consumption and storage, they do give off body heat and can feel temperature.

They don't create waste in the first place. Pure energy piss!
 
From the anatomy guide:

Dutch Angel Dragons do not have a digestive tract, reproductive system, or even most standard organs such as the lungs or a heart. They do not have body fluids either. The only organs they possess is a throat pocket and a bottomless stomach that will absorb anything that is consumed to break it apart into pure energy. There is no waste matter from the food they consume so there is no colon or anus. Interestingly because of this energy consumption and storage, they do give off body heat and can feel temperature.

They don't create waste in the first place. Pure energy piss!
They wrote a fucking anatomy guide. This :autism: knows no bounds.
 
I don't understand why it's so important to these people that their horse dragon thing is considered "official" it's not even like there's a comic or story attached to these things were they'd want to make it as close to canon as it can be so it can "exsist in universe"
What if I want my dragon thing to go to heaven, I'm gonna have mine make it's own heaven where only the cool dragons that my friends make can come and hang out in
 
I don't understand why it's so important to these people that their horse dragon thing is considered "official" it's not even like there's a comic or story attached to these things were they'd want to make it as close to canon as it can be so it can "exsist in universe"
What if I want my dragon thing to go to heaven, I'm gonna have mine make it's own heaven where only the cool dragons that my friends make can come and hang out in
It's kind of like the mentality of school children. The cool kid made up a cool game, but you can only play with them if you follow these very specific rules. There really is nothing stopping anyone from making a DAD how they want but mean comments on the internet.
 
So about that whole "Can't enforce it" thing. I couldn't find anyone to come out of the woodworks and confess openly but I heard in the eastern Texas furry community ino89777 is not welcomed there because she ripped the ears off a fake DAD's fursuit. But her little minions swarm to cover her ass so I couldn't find anything online. If anyone wants to pursue this matter deeper feel free and then we can discredit my statement or add more to it.

There's something truly scary about a popufur commanding an army of tween-aged girls who are hormonal and ravenous, willing to paint themselves in blood for the sake of belonging to a special group of "exclusives." I have witnessed personal attacks against people who don't want to follow the rules and give a muzzle ring or use a similar name, fur color, etc. The crowd shrieks at the top of their lungs, "yOU cAn'T DO thAt! rEEeeEEEeeeEeEEeEE!" Then they go crying to a facebook mod of the group to get the person banned. The little screaming monsters are satisfied for now.

One of the worst I met in person was a gal who goes by the name Click, her real name Kyla Mesias. She was at a local convention to me and refused to talk to anyone who wasn't famous. She shot constant glares at anyone who smiled in her direction, the air around her is that of self entitlement, made me feel extremely gross when I was in the same room as her. Now I may be on here but in person I give everyone a fair chance to be a good member of society, but when I sat down across the room from her I was hit with a wave of hatred. Most of the admins of the Angel Dragons are self important. Only one who I've met was not, Riley Carbaugh.

Sorry there was another rant. I kind of go off like this when there's a topic I know too much about and most of it with personal experiences. I get around and I'm not ashamed to say that. Lets me into more lives and it keeps my own entertaining to say the least. Sorry again.
 
So about that whole "Can't enforce it" thing. I couldn't find anyone to come out of the woodworks and confess openly but I heard in the eastern Texas furry community ino89777 is not welcomed there because she ripped the ears off a fake DAD's fursuit. But her little minions swarm to cover her ass so I couldn't find anything online. If anyone wants to pursue this matter deeper feel free and then we can discredit my statement or add more to it.

There's something truly scary about a popufur commanding an army of tween-aged girls who are hormonal and ravenous, willing to paint themselves in blood for the sake of belonging to a special group of "exclusives." I have witnessed personal attacks against people who don't want to follow the rules and give a muzzle ring or use a similar name, fur color, etc. The crowd shrieks at the top of their lungs, "yOU cAn'T DO thAt! rEEeeEEEeeeEeEEeEE!" Then they go crying to a facebook mod of the group to get the person banned. The little screaming monsters are satisfied for now.

One of the worst I met in person was a gal who goes by the name Click, her real name Kyla Mesias. She was at a local convention to me and refused to talk to anyone who wasn't famous. She shot constant glares at anyone who smiled in her direction, the air around her is that of self entitlement, made me feel extremely gross when I was in the same room as her. Now I may be on here but in person I give everyone a fair chance to be a good member of society, but when I sat down across the room from her I was hit with a wave of hatred. Most of the admins of the Angel Dragons are self important. Only one who I've met was not, Riley Carbaugh.

Sorry there was another rant. I kind of go off like this when there's a topic I know too much about and most of it with personal experiences. I get around and I'm not ashamed to say that. Lets me into more lives and it keeps my own entertaining to say the least. Sorry again.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rukamae/ Looks to be her profile. Talk about a generic, shitty character
 
I probably wouldn't have even considered posting this if it weren't for the stupid, stupid name.

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I probably wouldn't have even considered posting this if it weren't for the stupid, stupid name.

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I made one feel free to put physical shekels into your cd-tray to convert to digital currency to claim it $$$
 
With Valentine's Day coming up, a friendly reminder from the DAD admins that the list of things you're not allowed to do with your own character now includes having a serious romantic relationship (like Telephone does) or formulating complex, adult thoughts (like Twilightsaint's clusterfuck of DADs that are in the air force for some reason.)

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"I don't like the implication that my Dutch Angel Dragon can't read." "Too bad lol."

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Whatever Tomfuckery's going on here.

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Having seen a few videos of Telephone, isn't this just enforcing her own favorite behavior? Being an obnoxious, asexual, unwanted squeeker? It seems to be a trend for females in the fandom to have difficulty with sexuality. Either they're ranchy and make an abusive drughead OC and call themselves Daddy, or they can't imagine a penis on a character.

The fact she's a fursuit main only nails this in further; being the ultra-normies of the fandom. Hell, every FA I've come across with no art but fursuit pictures were the most tolerable I've seen.
 
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