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speaking of insults, phil needs to learn more. the fact that his insults are about dicks and being stupid speaks volumes about him
literally all his insults are
U DUM
U R.ETARD
U STUPID
and
SUCKIN DICKS
FUCK MY ASS
DICKS IN MY ASS

phil is obviously scared of being thought of as gay and or stupid
at least he ain't gay
 
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JackDavis said:
Ahh, stop with the cockamamie SoK theory that the AdSense is in Leanna's name. Phil didn't put Leanna on the house deed, the car title or the utilities, he's definitely not putting her name on his (at the time) sole source of income. It's much more likely that Google can't keep track of the millions of people they have partnered up with AdSense and let Phil have two accounts or he was able to get his reinstated.
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Wouldn't it be far easier for him (and make a lot more sense) to just get either of his parents to be his AdSense donkey?
 
Sparkletor said:
They're to old to collect a rent check for his condo, they're too old to mail Phil his YouTube money
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They wouldn't have to do anything really besides giving their ID and I assume DSP can even make the payments to his own bank account still (or just set up a new one)
 
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I’m of the opinion that if this girl was fake, Phil had plenty of good opportunities to say “Dood! She got scared off by detractors!” She’ll be here in a week and so I don’t foresee any excuses. I’m a strong believer in the gold digger theory where she knows what she’s doing. She has some sort of internet presence, she’d have to to have met Phil “randomly” somewhere other that Renton.

That girl will probably make Phil marry her and then try to take half of his stuff as soon as she legally can. Unless he has a prenup. I can’t believe that anyone young and naïve has no social media presence, 18-25 year olds live on social media. Amish people tend to go for more conservative men, not some fat ass who sits around and plays video games all day, it’s the way their wired. Either way, the soul maid saga is going to be an awesome roller coaster.
 
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Confidential Baldwin said:
I’m of the opinion that if this girl was fake, Phil had plenty of good opportunities to say “Dood! She got scared off by detractors!” She’ll be here in a week and so I don’t foresee any excuses. I’m a strong believer in the gold digger theory where she knows what she’s doing. She has some sort of internet presence, she’d have to to have met Phil “randomly” somewhere other that Renton.

That girl will probably make Phil marry her and then try to take half of his stuff as soon as she legally can. Unless he has a prenup. I can’t believe that anyone young and naïve has no social media presence, 18-25 year olds live on social media. Amish people tend to go for more conservative men, not some fat ass who sits around and plays video games all day, it’s the way their wired. Either way, the soul maid saga is going to be an awesome roller coaster.
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100% agree, i can't imagine how any woman could ever be physically attracted to him, ok looks aren't everything if someone has a nice personality, but he doesn't, he has no redeeming features whatsoever, so she's either a gold digger, or a detractor who has been planning this for years, we can only wait and hope.
 
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Confidential Baldwin said:
I’m of the opinion that if this girl was fake, Phil had plenty of good opportunities to say “Dood! She got scared off by detractors!” She’ll be here in a week and so I don’t foresee any excuses. I’m a strong believer in the gold digger theory where she knows what she’s doing. She has some sort of internet presence, she’d have to to have met Phil “randomly” somewhere other that Renton.
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Phil also has an easily wounded ego. Like to the point he fucking bought a chair from a bunch of hucksters and pretended he was given the chair as a sponsorship after his shitty attitude sunk an earlier deal of the exact same type.

Him insisting on this lie and then delaying for a fake gf is not out of the question. Him leaping onto damaged goods and dating crazy also isn't.

All I know is his words are shit and I ignore them in favor of what surrounds him. So until he shows off a girl; I'm gonna keep calling it fake.
 
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TheGoutinator said:
I cannot wait until the 12th, it's going to be an absolute shit-show with Leanna 2.0. I haven't been this excited for a sequel since The Dark Knight.
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on one hand, it's going to be hard to top how obnoxious early Panda was, on the other, this new maid is getting with Phil at a time when he has example after example that showcase him being a huge piece of shit and/or complete idiot. So I'm optimistic the new girl will be somewhat mentally unhinged since she finds living with someone like DSP an attractive proposition and should provide plenty of banter.


ThePlagueTND said:
I don't know if it's been posted yet but I came across Nich2440's YouTube channel:
www.youtube.com/channel/UCci9v9PETqRFXOACkjeicrQ - Archive

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Wew lad. He's on the spectrum for sure. Which seems to be a prerequisite for the hardcore DSP fans, so it's hardly surprising.
 
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..............I'm not sorry.

To be fair, I tried putting my name as 'DSP is a Cunt but humble has a profanity filter I guess.
 

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The best outcome for him on 12th would be hi girlfriend being a gullible, silly can who people feel pity for. But my guess - if there is a real girl-friend at all - is that he hypes her but she looks mediocre (not ugly, but nothing special or maybe boring) and that she is a foreigner who is in need of an oaf to marry her so she can stay in the States, even when it has to be next to Phil. A military junta or dictatorship is still worse than a life with a manbaby like Phil Burnell.
 
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Ilscuro said:
100% agree, i can't imagine how any woman could ever be physically attracted to him, ok looks aren't everything if someone has a nice personality, but he doesn't, he has no redeeming features whatsoever, so she's either a gold digger, or a detractor who has been planning this for years, we can only wait and hope.
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Looks aren’t everything, but she’s supposedly a fan of his (which immediately means “online presence”) so I can’t see anybody who has watched anything of his official or not and think “Hey that’s a dude who will treat me right!” Even if she’s one of his more exceptional fans.

I’d die if she was shown to be Papalou.

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Phil also has an easily wounded ego. Like to the point he fucking bought a chair from a bunch of hucksters and pretended he was given the chair as a sponsorship after his shitty attitude sunk an earlier deal of the exact same type.

Him insisting on this lie and then delaying for a fake gf is not out of the question. Him leaping onto damaged goods and dating crazy also isn't.

All I know is his words are shit and I ignore them in favor of what surrounds him. So until he shows off a girl; I'm gonna keep calling it fake.
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He’s really hard to trust. I just feel like the place he would have gotten the most sympathy would have been during the catfish shit or failing that the OPSeat drama would’ve worked in a pinch.
 
There´re a lot of things that smell fishy about his boyfriend free sweetheart, the problem is... What´s the truth?

- The girl exists and has a decent body, but she might be a butterface which would explain why she´d settle for Phil.

- I´m still fan of the theory that she´s a troon, but I´m sure it´s very unlikely since DSP wouldn´t be caught dead with one.

- Even if she lived a sheltered life, she has to know that she can do better than DSP.

- I´m quite leaning towards the mail-order bride, but where would she go during the break she took from Phil?

- All in all... she´s probably a gold digger, telling Phil everything he wants to hear and is in it for the money. Maybe once she has a face and a name doxxers can do their thang and save Phil. Again. Then there´s also the possibility that she has a shitty personality, like Leanna, and thus found herself attracted to another roach like herself.
 
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Darksydepickle said:
There´re a lot of things that smell fishy about his boyfriend free sweetheart, the problem is... What´s the truth?

- The girl exists and has a decent body, but she might be a butterface which would explain why she´d settle for Phil.

- I´m still fan of the theory that she´s a troon, but I´m sure it´s very unlikely since DSP wouldn´t be caught dead with one.

- Even if she lived a sheltered life, she has to know that she can do better than DSP.

- I´m quite leaning towards the mail-order bride, but where would she go during the break she took from Phil?

- All in all... she´s probably a gold digger, telling Phil everything he wants to hear and is in it for the money. Maybe once she has a face and a name doxxers can do their thang and save Phil. Again. Then there´s also the possibility that she has a shitty personality, like Leanna, and thus found herself attracted to another roach like herself.
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I think its the mail order bride situation too. Phil makes enough money to be able to support a gold digger. He even solidifies it by saying she is mainly there to cook and clean for him while providing comfort. He describes her like some kind of tool to be used. Noticed how not once has he said he loves the girl. He only used blanket statements like soul mate.
 
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