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The apparatus is in place. A match has been struck. A BLAZING STAR IS BORN.
Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.
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That's why I'm only mildly disappointed. Anyone who was really hoping for Trump to deport 'em all must be kind of assblasted, though.
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What Greta’s saying doesn’t make any sense and maybe it’s because she doesn’t know her terms, but IC judges don’t grant greencards based on marriage - that’s USCIS job.
The judge can only grant her relief if he approved an asylum claim and there’s no chance in hell that a merit hearing on an asylum claim would happen this fast. If the “greencard” is in the mail that’s thanks to somebody at USCIS approving it - not a IC judge. Judges don’t send spousal greencards or tell USCIS to grant them. An IC judge at this point can only grant asylum or dismiss the case due to another relief.
The judge can only grant her relief if he approved an asylum claim and there’s no chance in hell that a merit hearing on an asylum claim would happen this fast. If the “greencard” is in the mail that’s thanks to somebody at USCIS approving it - not a IC judge. Judges don’t send spousal greencards or tell USCIS to grant them. An IC judge at this point can only grant asylum or dismiss the case due to another relief.
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From what I could see, Nina now gets granted permanent resident status for 10 years. I assume that the US is like here and that your PR status can be revoked prior to you being granted citizenship - so perhaps openly violating federal law isn't the best plan for Nina at this point.
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That's part of why I'm taking Pajeet's account at best under advisement. I have no particular reason to think he understood what was going on or any reason to believe anything other than the obvious which is that he has not yet been deported as of today. He appears to have the intent to continue breaking federal law by growing marijuana, so there are many future opportunities for his immigration status to erupt again.
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A few months ago I checked out a few immigration lawyers' sites. There were plenty of cases like Nina's where someone had gone out of status and didn't start the process of applying for a family based green card until after they had been caught by ICE and deportation proceedings had been initiated. There seemed to be no consistency at all between outcomes, and whether people would ultimately be allowed to stay or be deported seemed to be a dice roll.
We have no information at the moment about the type of green card Nina has been granted and whether it's the prized unconditional green card. There's a story in Articles and Happenings about a guy who was detected by ICE in 2011 but who was issued with a work-based green card during the period when deportation proceedings were stayed. He is now being deported after 30 years in the US.
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Good. As fantastic as watching Nina get deported back to their shitting street would have been, for the purposes of Kiwi Farms the fact La Zorra now is both completely green lit and without its original true reason to exist (to hide the street shitter), this is the much better alternative.
Additionally, this presents something that could be really, really funny if people are stupid to do it: ween powered drone attacks. It would need to be careful as to avoid that Naval firing base nearby but sending in drones to drop payloads of anal lube, dildos, and boxes of animal shit (what are they going to do with animal shit out there? Bury it?) would be an amazing thing to troll these idiots with.
Oh, that's still possible. The weed growing operation probably isn't going to be certified (because of poor planning, etc) and Greta just hates the government going against their wishes, so instead of ICE it'll be a last stand against the DEA.
I'm still holding out a microscopic line of hope that a Greyhound bus magically appears out of nowhere, right to wherever the front of Sisterwood is, having somehow come from the south so the door is facing away from the two co-dictators, drops a single, unidentified passenger, and then departs as mysteriously as it came in a cloud of dust.
And when the dust clears, there stands everybody's favorite Italian potato, Sisterwood's newest resident.
Additionally, this presents something that could be really, really funny if people are stupid to do it: ween powered drone attacks. It would need to be careful as to avoid that Naval firing base nearby but sending in drones to drop payloads of anal lube, dildos, and boxes of animal shit (what are they going to do with animal shit out there? Bury it?) would be an amazing thing to troll these idiots with.
Oh, that's still possible. The weed growing operation probably isn't going to be certified (because of poor planning, etc) and Greta just hates the government going against their wishes, so instead of ICE it'll be a last stand against the DEA.
I'm still holding out a microscopic line of hope that a Greyhound bus magically appears out of nowhere, right to wherever the front of Sisterwood is, having somehow come from the south so the door is facing away from the two co-dictators, drops a single, unidentified passenger, and then departs as mysteriously as it came in a cloud of dust.
And when the dust clears, there stands everybody's favorite Italian potato, Sisterwood's newest resident.
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In many circumstances can be granted a “work permit” if your case is taking more than 6 months to adjudicate, usually in asylum matters. People have to be able to support themselves while a case takes years to determine, but it’s a temp thing that is yanked if you lose your case. I’m not sure Nina would have been eligible for one given her circumstances, but can’t be sure.
All I know is a judge didn’t grant her a spousal greencard. ICE doesnt contest anything either, they are just an enforcement arm not a judicial or prosecutorial. If Nina is getting an actual spousal greencard it’s because someone at USCIS approved it today but not a judge.
And yes if USCIS did approve her for a greencard she will have it in hand quickly. Everything I experienced in the immigration process took ridiculous amounts of time, except once my husband’s was approved at our USCIS meeting we had the greencard in our mailbox four days later - I was stunned. (Just to add my husband is a white guy, native English speaker from an western democratic ally and he got zero special treatment, I saw no indication of any systematic racism or preferential treatment by USCIS or IC - everyone gets put through the meat grinder.)
DragoonSierra
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I would assume there would be public documentation of what the judge decided in a database somewhere?
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It's generally private. Administrative proceedings are usually not publicly available.
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I call bullshit, because of what Greta posted. A simple message of white text on a green background? Wouldn't the court give him some paperwork indicating "this is what's happening", and do you people honestly think for a second he would be able to resist posting it? Regardless of the alt-right Kiwi Farms death squads hunting them down?
No. I suspect that whatever happened in that court was not a green card. I have no fucking clue how immigration court works, but this just strikes me as out of character for Greta. I guess we'll find out once the green card ships through the mail, he'll be showing it off like he just had sex with it.
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People rarely hang around to wait for court paperwork unless they really have to. Nina said her lawyer was forwarding the resolution to USCIS, so it would be their lawyer who would collect it or arrange for it to be sent to him/her.
They've never posted paperwork in the past. Not for their marriage. Not for TLL. Not when Nina got detained. Not for the land purchase. Not for Highgarden.
They may well post a redacted picture of the green card when it arrives, but them not posting any official paperwork at the moment means nothing.
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If this site has taught me anything, it's that the truth will come out in the most hilarious way possible.
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Ehh, alright I'll give you that one. It just feels weird to me that they did this instead of showing it off.
But between a possible redacted Green Card and whatever Great posts soon about "certain people disputing the court results", we'll see how it plays. Let's see if Greta can resist showing a smug Kiwi his place.
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They can be as smug as they want but since we know they lack common sense or at least the ability to stop bragging about pot like a 16yr old kid.
This...
Can come back to bite pajeet in the fat ass.
Especially since these two were stupid enough to drive through Arizona in the first place and Jeff Sessions has an autistic obsession with eradicating pot and it's legalization.
I'd like to think they are not stupid enough to drive cross country with pot.
unclestryker
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It must be true if a black man said it.
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I used to know a couple o illegals that eventually where some got a greencard through the lottery system and they all told me that having one of those meant that you were on super double prohibition and even getting caught speeding, sober, could get it reworked. Not sure who true it was, and it applied to the nineties.
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Pretty much anything they say means nothing. The only reason I even believe Pajeet isn't deported is he's posting.
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It's a lie or at best a gross exaggeration. If pajeet is out of status (he is, that's why he was detained) he's subject to the 3 or ten year bars EVEN IF REALLY MARRIED and he can NOT adjust his status from within the US. He could possibly be granted advance parole but he's still have to go out of the country and be interviewed at a US consulate from abroad. Maybe he got a stay of deportation but that's not a green card at allllllll.