DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

I think he did speak once of her being hesitant. Pretty sure he said she was thinking of getting a residence close by at first. He insisted she move in though.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It doesn't matter who she is, the girlfriend is a means to an end. That end being him having less chores to do and therefore more time to watch movies/Netfix/wrasslin', or eat food.

 

[Clop]

Tfw wired controllers in Mario """"drop your inputs""""

I never realized how much I missed the sound of "I PRESSED JUMP!!" in the room.

Never change, Phil.


EDIT: I never thought I'd find a man who considered Super Mario's momentum a bad thing. If you know anything about platformers and momentum, you know this man is crazy for hating Mario's momentum.

 

[Dragoonism]

- Even if she lived a sheltered life, she has to know that she can do better than DSP.

If living a sheltered life, how did she come across DSP? If she can come across him she can easily come across others aswell!

It's weird he can't say anything nice about her.

Like, at all.

But, to be fair, I don't think he ever told us anything nice about Leanna.

Only heard him speak of how he is going to use her to benefit from having to do less work and use her to make more videos.
Otherwise it is just a bunch of contradictions about how she lives!

Have doubt about her being from another country, immigrating to the US isn't always the easiest thing and doubt he wants someone that perhaps struggles with english or can shit talk him in a language he dont understand at all!

E.g.
GF: العشاء جاهز (Dinner is ready)
Phil: What?
GF: العشاء جاهز
Phil: Stupid detractor soulmate

 

[Phalanx]

OK so my theory is on SoulMaid;

1) She is really young and naive like 18, from her back in the December insta pics she could be 17 which is not a surprise at all really since it was highly likely he was talking to Leanna at 16 and it explains why her parents did not like him. We know she is a "fan" but come on everytime he says that bad shit happens.

2) She is foreign - I honestly do not know where but considering the 2+ flights she is from abroad I am in the UK and know you have to connect etc if someone can clarify that would be great. However she is red haired which could mean European most likely.

3) The gold digger/secret detractor theory - please let this be true but after the incredible lot of bad luck in 2018 already and this being the 3rd instance. I am praying because it would be effing hilarious but it is incredibly likely she is a gold digger.

4) The keep her secret keep her safe theory. So we already know Phil is the least self aware individual out there even Chris Chan has more self-awareness. We can map the moments where Leanna upped and left Phil because she got a job and friends and realised how freaking disgusting Phil is. He tried engaging her and locking her away.

However with Soulmaid we can see he is trying to censor her heavily however this is going to backfire heavily because when it rains it pours.

Either way on the 12th we will probs know who she is because Phil will slip up and reveal where she is from or make her an account or something.

 

[Ahffline]

I never realized how much I missed the sound of "I PRESSED JUMP!!" in the room.

Never change, Phil.


EDIT: I never thought I'd find a man who considered Super Mario's momentum a bad thing. If you know anything about platformers and momentum, you know this man is crazy for hating Mario's momentum.

I never thought I'd see someone capable of sucking the joy out of Super Mario Sunshine. Yet once again, Phil lowers the bar.

 

[Dragoonism]

2) She is foreign - I honestly do not know where but considering the 2+ flights she is from abroad I am in the UK and know you have to connect etc if someone can clarify that would be great. However she is red haired which could mean European most likely.

She looks western european caucasian by the images, possibly Scandinavia, UK islands, Netherlands (Oh the irony), Belgium, Germany or France.

4) The keep her secret keep her safe theory. So we already know Phil is the least self aware individual out there even Chris Chan has more self-awareness. We can map the moments where Leanna upped and left Phil because she got a job and friends and realised how freaking disgusting Phil is. He tried engaging her and locking her away.

Leanna 2.0 supposedly already have a job which she just can leave and pick up again right next door to Phil, but what ever that is... There are only a ton of fast food chains next to him that might do it.

However with Soulmaid we can see he is trying to censor her heavily however this is going to backfire heavily because when it rains it pours.

Either way on the 12th we will probs know who she is because Phil will slip up and reveal where she is from or make her an account or something.

He already slipped, if he really was so eager to keep her safe as he claims he would not mention her as much as he does or not even mention her at all, he is more like a kid with a new toy that wants to show it to the entire world with the mentality "I got it and you dont.".

 

[neger psykolog]

Man this nigga need a page on the real life villians wikia...

Phil Burnell's Victims:

• John Rambo
• PandaLee
  
• Blip.tv
• Machinima
• Laveria
• Sons of Kojima
• Kimberlie Brink
• First Order of the Falcon
• Kiwifarms
• The Bronsgeest's

Unconfirmed addition:

• Mister Metokur

His last video was about DSP and he posted this yesterday:

 

[PieceofShet]

Unconfirmed addition:

• Mister Metokur

His last video was about DSP and he posted this yesterday:

Good riddance.

 

[ZehnBoat]

whoever she is, this new gf is a lucky woman, look at all phil has done for her:
1. only talks about her in terms of being a new mom/maid. only brings up the work she will do.
2. phil isn't even willing to clear out a room so she can just move in right away, if she wants a room, she has to do the work.
3.phil is willing to toss her to the trolls for potential pity bux and drama.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I never realized how much I missed the sound of "I PRESSED JUMP!!" in the room.

Never change, Phil.


EDIT: I never thought I'd find a man who considered Super Mario's momentum a bad thing. If you know anything about platformers and momentum, you know this man is crazy for hating Mario's momentum.

My favourite part of the video so far is when he reads a cheer asking what he thinks of the game and he responds with something like "Yeah there's a real focus on platforming". Classic sage Phil insight there. I swear this cunt has never played a Mario game before.

 

[Clop]

My favourite part of the video so far is when he reads a cheer asking what he thinks of the game and he responds with something like "Yeah there's a real focus on platforming". Classic sage Phil insight there. I swear this cunt has never played a Mario game before.

Mine was definitely when he jumped into a ravine that was gated with a fence and going "A BEGINNER'S TRAP!"

I've seen people jump into ravines because they wanted to make sure that there was no secret hidden in a place that otherwise looked like certain death, but Phil just keeps jumping into certain death and blaming the game for not putting up invisible baby-proof walls everywhere. You can't fake this kind of magical thinking.

 

[AnOminous]

3) The gold digger/secret detractor theory - please let this be true but after the incredible lot of bad luck in 2018 already and this being the 3rd instance. I am praying because it would be effing hilarious but it is incredibly likely she is a gold digger.

My theory is she's absolutely fucking insane, possibly BPD, and will go psycho on him shortly after arrival, but after long enough he can't just get rid of her and actually has to evict her, and maybe she gets a restraining order on him to keep him out of his own house after freaking out and getting violent on him.

Yes, that's but it's not that unlikely, since anyone who wants a relationship with DSP is obviously fucking insane or desperate or both by definition.

 

[neger psykolog]

My theory is she's absolutely fucking insane, possibly BPD, and will go psycho on him shortly after arrival, but after long enough he can't just get rid of her and actually has to evict her, and maybe she gets a restraining order on him to keep him out of his own house after freaking out and getting violent on him.

Yes, that's but it's not that unlikely, since anyone who wants a relationship with DSP is obviously fucking insane or desperate or both by definition.

Just install the sims and mods for Phil (gout + NPD) and then mods for Deanna (BPD/psycho) and tell us how it plays out.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Unconfirmed addition

I would give him an assist on that one. No full points for taking down Jim. Also going to miss that nigga if he is done.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone made a thread about questioning the april fundraising. It got wiped. I did not arcihived it :=(

 

[ZipZop]

I figured it out! Pheel's new squeeze is going to marry him for a green card.

 

[Fayt]

Depends what you mean by dox.
IRL name/address/phone numbers isn't especially exciting.

Finding traces of other usernames with furaffinity accounts is exciting.

There's no guarantee that people will have any "traces" to anything exciting. There really, really isn't and its not possible to predict. Some people are genuinely super cautious about how they use the internet and others not so much. Some people just don't use the internet that much in the way other people do (even if they play video games doesn't mean they keep a steam profile or have online friends).

With how the education system has tried to hammer into people's minds that "the internet is dangerous" it doesn't necessarily take a very intelligent person to exercise caution.

Nowadays things are very different though, as many databases get compromised and stuff that people have been careful about doesn't necessarily ever stay private.

Its also entirely possible to have a meaningful/high-profile internet "personality" without ever tying back to a real life identity (if you can dox Satoshi Nakamoto I'll give you 10 bucks).

Then again, people who claim that they are "unhackable" or "undoxable" or "undefeatable" usually paint a giant target on their backs. The harder you claim that people can't get at you, the more attention you bring to yourself, which is why anyone who claims that stuff (whether it has merit or not) in the first place is a giant idiot.

Well to be fair, kiwi farms was an never able to dox Fred Fuchs, and his thread went one hundred pages of people trying.

 

[Near]

I figured it out! Pheel's new squeeze is going to marry him for a green card.

That sounds very very possible. That's about the only thing someone like Phil could provide in return.

 

[JustStopDude]

I do not think DSP is getting girlfriend from Europe.

He would need to go there in person to meet and greet. He would also spend good amount of money setting up.

These are things I think DSP is too lazy to accomplish.