Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

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34!!! How is that possible???
AS others I would like to state my shock at his age, I thought he was middle 40s at least.

But I must say this act, if he actually did donate, and his call not to receive money and instead have them donate to a shelter is something that actually is a thing that I do not really see from the other lolcows and ratkings I follow. Although you could argue he seeks attention because he mentions how he was homeless, but all in all a relatively selfless act and other than a lot of his other actions I must commend him for this one
 
Literally the ONLY reason he cares about this specific shelter is that they let his fat, male ass in and now he wants to reward that to make a point about himself. He really could not give less of a fuck about the plight of actual women who need shelter for real reasons. If he wasn't a loser who can't/won't grow up and get a goddamned job, he wouldn't even be discussing it.
 
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I doubt anything in the first tweet happened at all. What has this person done of note? Do they expect to die soon?

Just another fantasy for Muscato.

I can actually imagine other SJW/troons telling him how brave he is, being a woman and all, and wanting to hear all about it. It's a hell of a lot more believable than someone raping him.
 
"You should write a memoir" is polite social code for "please stop boring me with incessant stories about yourself."

It's so embarrassing to see these autistic troons failing to decipher basic euphemistic ways of dealing with awkward social situations. It'd be like thinking that southern lady was really being sweet when you told her about your special pronouns and she said, "why, bless your heart."
 
Oh, I do hope he writes that memoir! I do, I do!

Because to do so, Dave will have to nail his story down, creating one "true" version of it, instead of changing it at his convenience every time he needs to shush another critic. Everyone knows they're not going to get the full story in one sentence on Twitter, but they damned well expect it if you have the time to write a full memoir.

He'll have to flesh out the little bits he's posted to Twitter in more detail--naming people, places, and events, many of which can either be verified or disputed. If he includes the most outlandish of his claims, such as being held hostage and gang-raped for days, I want to see just how flimsy his story will be, and how many holes I can drive a full-size ore hauler through.

Also, by committing the various "facts" of his shitty little failure of a life as man and troon to print, Dave will give people who have known him, but have neither the time nor the inclination to follow his latest hijinks, a chance to not only catch up on what he's been doing and what he claims about himself, but also something substantial and unchanging to rebut. I'm looking forward to the folks who will come out of the woodwork to describe their versions of what really happened and what a little cockroach Dave "Ellie" Muscato has always been.

Kiwis, a Dave "Ellie" Muscato memoir would be such an amazing thing. We could start a Kiwi Farms Book Club and make it our very first selection! It would be in our best interests to ensure it gets as much exposure as possible, so that Dave can have his time full in the spotlight's glare. I want him to get lots of attention, and lots of people asking him detailed questions about the assertions he will no doubt make about himself.

And hey, he might even mention Kiwi Farms in it! I always get a good laugh when I read that Kiwi Farms is an alt-right hate site; I'm sure this will be one of many excellent laughs to be had.
 
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