Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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As I said, Alex prepaired to Stream today, however, the game took much longer to get delievered than he planned.
People in the chat were, of course, bored after hours of waiting, so they tried out some of the Nightbot commands and wow the reactions of Alex were quite the feast.

Also, he apparently got very depressed

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So is the somebody toucha my speghet going to be the new easter egg this time since its the new meme right now?
 
Didn't see anyone mentioning this, since the last build Alex is preparing a "misteryous obstacle" in the game, so he put a placeholder student in the game. Her name is Horuda Pureso. Get it? PLACERHOLDER? PURESO HORUDA? HAHAAAAAA SO FUNNY WHY IS NO ONE LAUGHING

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Also, he apparently got very depressed

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Alex, just scrap the fucking code, start from scratch, and use that reserve money you allegedly have to hire a code monkey to program the game since you clearly hate that part of the job. Stick to describing the core mechanics to the code chimp, and stick with writing the crap, maybe with help of that Japanese kid to make your names less cringey since this non-game is too unstable and full of junk coding to run well. Do keep in mind though that no one here is buying your pity party so put up and do your self-proclaimed job or shut up.

Either that or do both items and then do the biggest flip off of the Millenium Tower you ever could.
 

Damn, that's so depressing. It's making me depressed.

I want him to take responsibility for his unfair and arguably illegal actions just as anyone else does, but it would be messed up if he were kill himself. I don't think I could look at this whole stupid situation without feeling even more bitter about it if he did. He has such a golden opportunity to become successful, but the guy just refuses to focus on the important parts of his project and keeps trying to take the easy way out by taking advantage of other people's work. If he could just get over his own bullshit, he might successfully pull this project off and even begin to crawl out of the lolcow grave hole he's dug himself.

It won't be fucking easy, that's for sure, and I could see why making changes to the project and himself as a person would look almost impossible in his eyes right now, but you have to at least try. If you're on a sinking ship and your finger is stuck in a crevice, you have to have the balls to cut it off, or sink to the bottom of the sea with the ship.

Alex, you need to start cutting your (metaphorical) fingers off.
If you have to take time to see what assets you're using correctly and which ones you do not have the permission to use, then that's what you have to do.
If you have to replace assets you're not allowed to use with white blocks, then that's what you have to do. They're ugly, but they won't be there forever.
If you have to write up contracts so you can correctly conduct yourself legally, then that's what you have to do.
If you have to ask a lawyer if "doing X is okay," then that's what you have to do, OR just don't do it and figure out a way to provide your own material.
If you have to re-plan the mechanics and re-start the project file with a fresh understanding of what your goals for the game are, then that's what you have to do.

Your fans are quite forgiving, perhaps sometimes to their own detriment. You have room to make this maneuver. You won't get out of this completely unscathed, no, because some people may complain if you exclude certain features, but your only other option (seemingly at this point) is to drown with the ship, and having a handful of people out of your millions of fans get disgruntled is a pretty damn good alternative.
 
As I said, Alex prepaired to Stream today, however, the game took much longer to get delievered than he planned.
People in the chat were, of course, bored after hours of waiting, so they tried out some of the Nightbot commands and wow the reactions of Alex were quite the feast.

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Also, he apparently got very depressed

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I say both and I found a website that shows a unlisted YouTube videos.
 
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Alex, just scrap the fucking code, start from scratch, and use that reserve money you allegedly have to hire a code monkey to program the game since you clearly hate that part of the job. Stick to describing the core mechanics to the code chimp, and stick with writing the crap, maybe with help of that Japanese kid to make your names less cringey since this non-game is too unstable and full of junk coding to run well. Do keep in mind though that no one here is buying your pity party so put up and do your self-proclaimed job or shut up.

Either that or do both items and then do the biggest flip off of the Millenium Tower you ever could.
He also need to hire a modeller because he can't keep relying on volunteers and use puresu horuda asetto forever. Like others have said, be the idea guy and let others realize your idea.
 
Didn't see anyone mentioning this, since the last build Alex is preparing a "misteryous obstacle" in the game, so he put a placeholder student in the game. Her name is Horuda Pureso. Get it? PLACERHOLDER? PURESO HORUDA? HAHAAAAAA SO FUNNY WHY IS NO ONE LAUGHING

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Why do I like her hairstyle better than Yandere-chan's?

Oh right.

Alex won't change Ayano's hairstyle cuz "it's been in the game for a long time".
 
Alex is creating a Yandere monopoly.
It's because he introduced an actually really cool concept, but fucked it up with basically... well, everything he's doing now. People are sick of waiting around so they're taking it upon themselves to take the concept and make it way better than Alex ever could, at 100x the speed that Alex is doing things. So when another 4 years pass, Alex's whining about how people are stealing his "idea" will be drowned out by all the new, better yandere-concept games out there, and his "fans" will have moved on once there is a better Yandere Simulator that is actually completed, well polished, and an overall great game. Meanwhile, his hentai meme game will still be incomplete, but thankfully with another 50 Easter Eggs implemented.
 
So when another 4 years pass, Alex's whining about how people are stealing his "idea" will be drowned out by all the new, better yandere-concept games out there, and his "fans" will have moved on once there is a better Yandere Simulator that is actually completed, well polished, and an overall great game. Meanwhile, his hentai meme game will still be incomplete, but thankfully with another 50 Easter Eggs implemented.
Considering all of the outright depressing things he's been saying over the years while making this game I wouldn't be surprised if he actually kills himself at that point. Hopefully he never actually does that though since there's always a better alternative over offing yourself regardless of how long you've been messing things up.
 
Considering all of the outright depressing things he's been saying over the years while making this game I wouldn't be surprised if he actually kills himself at that point. Hopefully he never actually does that though since there's always a better alternative over offing yourself regardless of how long you've been messing things up.
I don't think he'll actually do it because it seems like he has a decent/stable-ish home life. Parents that take care of his ass and don't chew him out, at least I'm assuming so because I don't think that has happened on stream and he streams all the goddamn time. He doesn't have much to stress about in that department.
 
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