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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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JamFlowMan
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The writers must have forgot that subplot from last season...
Plumbaby
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ya'll will know when dsp is pretending to jerk off because he'll do it and then spend ten minutes explaining the joke
xAnonAnonX
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This could go all the way back to his 2014 ragequit of twitch. As he tried to suicide his account by showing all kinds of copyrighted shows and shit.
OneDaySon
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That list pretty much fits Phil to a T.
7. You have tons of sex.
14. And you have a nagging feeling that you were the first person they picked out of a lineup.
I think in this case it was simply the only person who would fuck someone like Phil. Discounting a crack whore of course.
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It's hilarious that Phil is still trying to play off the Cooking with the Soulmaid video like it's fan service. He wants to do this. He needs to show her off. He needs for this video to happen. That's why he's lowering the goals.
PieceofShet
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Any update on him? Its been 3 months since he logged into steam.
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Just looked at it, and the sound at the end of the stream wasn't Phil doing anything, it was Mario sleeping because Phil was dumb enough to keep his Wii on.
Comparison:
Edit: Nvm I'm :autism:
Comparison:
Edit: Nvm I'm :autism:
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PieceofShet
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JamFlowMan
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While most of the lost subs are due to the gifting spree viewers went on, and I have no doubt Phil will bitch and complain his way to the sub goal, maybe some people are dropping out because they don't want to see his girlfriend make him dinner, they want to see Phil fuck up and make the grossest looking tuna fish sandwhich possible.
xAnonAnonX
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did not watch till the end of the video did you? we are not talking about mario his snoring sound.
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"Is that Mario?" Starts out with denial. Then waffles with deflections that it wasn't him.
Moves right into acceptance when he reslizes there is no way to deny that is him at the end of his Super Mario Sunshine stream and spends several minutes trying to construct a spin about it being stretching, which ends with my favorite sentence:
"I don't even know what that is, it doesn't sound like a stretch. That is probably me stretching then."
The only thing being stretched here is the truth because Phil fears broadcasting masturbation so soon after Twitch's new TOS.
"I swear to God my mic was muted. . .huhn, weird." Is Phil religious, or just feeling desperate?
I wonder what Twitch thinks about asking your stream, 'How fast do you think I can masturbate and cum?'
I have literally never heard anyone make underwear-time noises from stretching unless they were on MDMA.
Moves right into acceptance when he reslizes there is no way to deny that is him at the end of his Super Mario Sunshine stream and spends several minutes trying to construct a spin about it being stretching, which ends with my favorite sentence:
"I don't even know what that is, it doesn't sound like a stretch. That is probably me stretching then."
The only thing being stretched here is the truth because Phil fears broadcasting masturbation so soon after Twitch's new TOS.
"I swear to God my mic was muted. . .huhn, weird." Is Phil religious, or just feeling desperate?
I wonder what Twitch thinks about asking your stream, 'How fast do you think I can masturbate and cum?'
I have literally never heard anyone make underwear-time noises from stretching unless they were on MDMA.
PresidiumFish
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/stat...y|twsrc^android|twgr^copy|twcon^7090|twterm^2 Against twitch's new tos or nah?
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DA KING OF HATE KILLS AGAIN:
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/962268379024211969
http://archive.fo/vBMRs
(from my post here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-2356#post-3027452)
Man this nigga need a page on the real life villians wikia...
Phil Burnell's Victims:
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/962268379024211969
http://archive.fo/vBMRs
(from my post here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-2356#post-3027452)
Man this nigga need a page on the real life villians wikia...
Phil Burnell's Victims:
- John Rambo
- PandaLee
- Blip.tv
- Machinima
- Laveria
- Sons of Kojima
- Kimberlie Brink
- First Order of the Falcon
- Kiwifarms
- The Bronsgeest's
- Spawnseat
- Mister Metokur
PieceofShet
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Hear that boys, the entire Kiwifarms and "detractors" all got along swimmingly and worked together to assume the identities of a dutch couple and their children's baseball bat 8 years ago so they could catfish as escorts.
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I wouldn't be surprised if DSP denied the 2nd fapping "incident" like the first time.
Getting caught the first time is embarrassing enough but a second time? That's REALLY pathetic.
Also if one is stretching their moans are usually longer than just one forced out time.
Getting caught the first time is embarrassing enough but a second time? That's REALLY pathetic.
Also if one is stretching their moans are usually longer than just one forced out time.
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DA KING OF HATE KILLS AGAIN:
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/962268379024211969
http://archive.fo/vBMRs
He's truly the King of Hate.
He hates nonstop and he always makes sure that everyone else will hate him too, people who know him and people who don't know him.
And if you already hate him: Hey! Hate has no upper boundary.
Some day his provocations will have big consequences because somebody won't stand this shit any longer and does something bad to him. I don't wish that for him and I hope it will never happen. Hope everybody stays mentally healthy enough for this or just laughs at this piece of shit.
Sure, it's not his first open insult or behaviour with an equal quality. He does that all the time with great consequences (losing viewers, sponsors, networks, friends,...). Being in an isolated echo chamber, doing the same shit day in and day out isn't really healthy for a mind. So maybe if his girlfriend is a real person and also genuine with this relationship, he hopefully gets some of his shit fixed. Talking with real people can help a lot (Outside of the internet. From a psychological standpoint it makes a big difference).
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