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OR ... and this is more plausable...

DSP always lies, plus he never plays off stream. HE made up the whole story to have a reason to buy a new tv.

JUST THINK ABOUT IT. You are a fukin peasant your whole life, you play a few good game on pc and your concolusion is---> get a new tv for the console... and not... play on pc.
Agree, find it weird that he plays a PC match and right away needs a new TV... That is something you think about if your playing PS or Xbox game.
 
You can't easily play pc on a loveseat so it's not feasible. Because my back. Which has yet to be proven or disproven.
 
OR ... and this is more plausable...

DSP always lies, plus he never plays off stream. HE made up the whole story to have a reason to buy a new tv.

We here know a few things to be fact, concerning Phil:

- He's a dumbass
- Once he shits on a game badly, he NEVER touches it again unless he's going to possibly profit from it.

Phil HATES Overwatch. Fucking loathes it. After Doomfist was released he washed his hands of it until he finally deleted it off his PS4. After all that, why in the world would he tweet about going back to it, in his spare time of all times????

People give Phil too much credit sometimes. If he just wanted a 4k TV, he would have just bought it with fan money and not said a word about it. He's done that with plenty of other things that only get revealed when he does a house walk through video.

The only reason he tweeted about it, at all, was to point the finger at his old TV for literally every gaming criticism he's ever received.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, sadly it has come to my attention that Seattle, Washington does not have the best internet in the world. After extensive research I will be moving to South Korea to get the best internet enabling you to get the highest quality content. The reason I was losing matches was because everyone else has a better TV and internet than me. It's not because I'm a fucking retarded sloth. Tip cheer sub and don't forget Patreon and teespring
 
Parting Shot: "Oh fuck! What the shit?! Okay…I heard no footsteps and apparently the guy must have seen me out of nowhere."

I thought getting $300 headphones with surround sound capability was a neccesity because they were supposed to improve his gaming performance by being able to do things like... hearing fucking footsteps
 
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A PC is more responsive and better to play FPS games than a console? Welcome to the mid-1990's, Phil.

Tells people he needs the continuous monetary support he's getting just to stay afloat, yet he is shopping around for a 4ktv. Really makes me think. :thinking:

It's a buyer's market for 60 inch 4k TVs, dood. He's getting a good deal, okay, they're offering him a rebate!
 
Prefacing this by saying never played overwatch before:

Wouldn't he need her password and 2FA or something because it would recognize her account being logged in from somewhere else?
 
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Judging by the Adventures of Mr DarkSydeMagoo so far (considering he refused to drive with glasses even with John Rambo in the same car) his eyes are a POS and his brain is laggy as fuck.
 
What a giant asshole, I doubt he asked her if it was ok for him to play on her account before he did it.

I can't wait for the inevitable to happen in about a week:

"DAD I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF MY COMPUTER AND NOT COME INTO MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING!" *slams door*
 
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Wouldn't he need her password and 2FA or something because it would recognize her account being logged in from somewhere else?

Yeah, it's fascinating how he's all of a sudden a decent gamer as soon as nobody is looking.
 
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A PC is more responsive and better to play FPS games than a console? Welcome to the mid-1990's, Phil.



It's a buyer's market for 60 inch 4k TVs, dood. He's getting a good deal, okay, they're offering him a rebate!

>TV lag

Is this really a thing? It can't be. So if he has her things in his stream house does that mean that she is on her way? I can't wait to see her.
 
I thought getting $300 headphones with surround sound capability was a neccesity because they were supposed to improve his gaming performance by being able to do things like... hearing fucking footsteps
you can get phil the best of everything and yet somehow the fred fuchs ghost in the machine will still magically cause him to lose

can't wait for phil to blame his carpet or THE NAILS THE USED TO BUILD MY WALLS MESSED WITH THE TV SIGNAL or THE FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT FUCKED MY QI UP MY ASS!

Yeah, it's fascinating how he's all of a sudden a decent gamer as soon as nobody is looking.
there, that's his new excuse
QUANTUM MECHANICS DOOD. by observing, you have changed the outcome, okay?

>TV lag

Is this really a thing?
yeah it is, but it's usually not that big of a deal
unless you're playing a music game
 
Prefacing this by saying never played overwatch before:

Wouldn't he need her password and 2FA or something because it would recognize her account being logged in from somewhere else?
it`s also strange that he just can connect her pc to the wireless internet. most pc have no wireless internet connection.
 
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I just find it lulzy that Phil still refuses to get a new router despite that shit not really costing much at all. It makes no sense for him to not bother and it'd be the first thing I'd do if I realized my net was lagging out shit.

Methinks it's because he can use the TV for movies and netflix, the only stuff that prevents him from likely necking himself.
 
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