Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So, if Jake's mom kicks the bucket, what kind of tweets do you think we'll see. I'll bet we'll see whining related to the funeral costs, self centered compliments about losing his only support and begging hard for money. Him doing creepy stuff with the corpse could also be a disturbing reality

He'll complain. He'll complain that she didn't arrange enough beforehand, leaving him to sort out time-sensitive logistical problems. He'll complain if she left a single dime in her will to anyone who isn't her bearded gnome-son. He'll complain about having to clean out the house with her stuff in it, and deal with the estate sale people. He'll complain about Baby Boomers and how unfair it is that they own houses when he can't even afford to pay property taxes with his occasional piecework freelancing. He'll complain about having to go outside to purchase food, since we all know the Niantic trans murder rate is off the charts.

Most of all, he'll complain that at the time of her death, his mother didn't truly accept him as a woman and that now he'll never get the chance to convince her.

 

[Ruin]

Like Jake's mom will die before him. He easily looks fifteen years older than her.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He'll complain. He'll complain that she didn't arrange enough beforehand, leaving him to sort out time-sensitive logistical problems. He'll complain if she left a single dime in her will to anyone who isn't her bearded gnome-son. He'll complain about having to clean out the house with her stuff in it, and deal with the estate sale people. He'll complain about Baby Boomers and how unfair it is that they own houses when he can't even afford to pay property taxes with his occasional piecework freelancing. He'll complain about having to go outside to purchase food, since we all know the Niantic trans murder rate is off the charts.

Most of all, he'll complain that at the time of her death, his mother didn't truly accept him as a woman and that now he'll never get the chance to convince her.

yeah, that's also a thing to consider. thanks

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

So, if Jake's mom kicks the bucket, what kind of tweets do you think we'll see. I'll bet we'll see whining related to the funeral costs, self centered compliments about losing his only support and begging hard for money. Him doing creepy stuff with the corpse could also be a disturbing reality

The tweets won't surprise anyone, the gold would be in his private arrangements for his future tweet nest. He'd probably make a call to his least bigoted uncle and go "hey, this is your nephew, my mom died - yeah, your sister - and I need a place to stay for now and since all my other uncles are nazis - yeah I guess they are your brothers but don't you think that sounds a bit white supremacist? Anyway you seem cool and good so can I come to your place? You also have to order me a cab because I can't use my real name... and you have to pay for the cab.
...
Hello?"

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The tweets won't surprise anyone, the gold would be in his private arrangements for his future tweet nest. He'd probably make a call to his least bigoted uncle and go "hey, this is your nephew, my mom died - yeah, your sister - and I need a place to stay for now and since all my other uncles are nazis - yeah I guess they are your brothers but don't you think that sounds a bit white supremacist? Anyway you seem cool and good so can I come to your place? You also have to order me a cab because I can't use my real name... and you have to pay for the cab. Hello?"

another fair point. I just see those types of messages not swaying anyone on Jake's side of the family and we get a huge pity party about it

 

[Ruin]

I doubt Jake personally knows any of his mom's relatives. He seems the type to hid the basement during family gatherings/holidays.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

He won't go begging for help from family, I'm guessing.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/11-W-End-Ave,-Niantic,-CT-06357_rb/

His mom's house is worth around $320,000. Even if the gnome funk has knocked off some of the value, we're talking about a $250k property. His mother moved into it a bit over 20 years ago, so assuming she has a 30-year mortgage on 80% of the $97k she paid for it, he's looking at a payout of something approaching $200,000, even before the contents of the house are sold.

Now, he'd probably have to work something out for the time before the house is sold, but I'm thinking he'll figure that out somehow and then take his small six-figure payout after the lawyers take their chunk, and spend a few years spending mommy's money on his autogynephile fantasies and childish hobbies at an incredibly unsustainable rate.

When the money dries up after 2-3 years, that's when the shit will really hit the fan. He'll have distanced himself from family who might have helped him out right after his mom's death, so sure that he'll never need their help again that he's burned his bridges permanently. If he's lucky, he'll end up in some filthy troon house situation where everyone accuses everyone else of rape. Otherwise, he's either living in shelters or killing himself. He has no viable skillset to make a living with.

If he saved the money from the sale of the house and bought a home free and clear in a cheap part of the country, he could probably subsist on food pantries, occasional internet donations, and low-paying freelance work. But he'd need to learn how to drive, too, or get diagnosed with a disability allowing him to use paratransit options to get to and from the grocery store. And a quiet life in the midwest won't strike him as being nearly as exciting as blowing mommy's money on wigs, prom dresses, and his next great board game idea.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He won't go begging for help from family, I'm guessing.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/11-W-End-Ave,-Niantic,-CT-06357_rb/

His mom's house is worth around $320,000. Even if the gnome funk has knocked off some of the value, we're talking about a $250k property. His mother moved into it a bit over 20 years ago, so assuming she has a 30-year mortgage on 80% of the $97k she paid for it, he's looking at a payout of something approaching $200,000, even before the contents of the house are sold.

Now, he'd probably have to work something out for the time before the house is sold, but I'm thinking he'll figure that out somehow and then take his small six-figure payout after the lawyers take their chunk, and spend a few years spending mommy's money on his autogynephile fantasies and childish hobbies at an incredibly unsustainable rate.

When the money dries up after 2-3 years, that's when the shit will really hit the fan. He'll have distanced himself from family who might have helped him out right after his mom's death, so sure that he'll never need their help again that he's burned his bridges permanently. If he's lucky, he'll end up in some filthy troon house situation where everyone accuses everyone else of rape. Otherwise, he's either living in shelters or killing himself. He has no viable skillset to make a living with.

If he saved the money from the sale of the house and bought a home free and clear in a cheap part of the country, he could probably subsist on food pantries, occasional internet donations, and low-paying freelance work. But he'd need to learn how to drive, too, or get diagnosed with a disability allowing him to use paratransit options to get to and from the grocery store. And a quiet life in the midwest won't strike him as being nearly as exciting as blowing mommy's money on wigs, prom dresses, and his next great board game idea.

I'd see him splurging on spending huge amounts of money on his next brilliant gaming idea and loads of gaming books

 

[repentance]

I doubt Jake personally knows any of his mom's relatives. He seems the type to hid the basement during family gatherings/holidays.

He knows his mum's sisters and her mother. Some of the photos we have of him come from family catchups and one of the sisters still lives relatively close by.

 

[An Ghost]

Like Chris, eventually the world will come knocking at the door when Jake's mom dies. And CWC is a lot more independent (drives himself around, has multiple sources of income) than we know jake to be. Will he take the opportunity to troon out entirely? Will he be forced to eventually leave the house on a regular basis- maybe even get some sort of peon job that is far below someone of his creativity and beauty? Stay tuned to find out.

Chris is considered by the government to be disabled enough to receive his monthly tugboat. His parents told him he didn’t have to work because of his tard bux. And is more functional than Jake. Jake has no excuse for how much of a loser he is.

 

[Water-T]

So, if Jake's mom kicks the bucket, what kind of tweets do you think we'll see. I'll bet we'll see whining related to the funeral costs, self centered compliments about losing his only support and begging hard for money. Him doing creepy stuff with the corpse could also be a disturbing reality

I foresee Jake going all Norman Bates, keeping her corpse around as if she was still alive (and thus continuing to get her checks and food stamps from the government), and occasionally cosplaying as her.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I stand by Jake will die first, but I like to think he’d reeeee on Twitter when the tranny-hating firefighters show up to check on his mom.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I foresee Jake going all Norman Bates, keeping her corpse around as if she was still alive (and thus continuing to get her checks and food stamps from the government), and occasionally cosplaying as her.

Jake's mom actually works so I don't think they get the govt gravy, but she will start getting SS checks eventually. His mom did try to get Jake to sign up for tardbux disability but it failed, too many hoops and paperwork for Jake to accomplish - not to mention he is totally capable of working but is just a lazy, fat fuck who thinks he's too good for most jobs. I don't fault her for trying to get some sort of help to take care of the creepy POS who never left her nest and must run up terrible food bills. I do believe Jake still has one sibling (I think he has a brother who died). You would hope if his mom dies that she'd leave her estate to the kid who didn't leech off of her his entire life, but who knows.

 

[flipper]

You would hope if his mom dies that she'd leave her estate to the kid who didn't leech off of her his entire life, but who knows.

Enabling parents will always, always give the most handouts to and support the child that is the most demanding and acts the most helpless

 

[KerryDixon9]

I think the number 1 priority in Mrs Alley's will is that as soon as she's pronounced dead the local charity shop gets a telephone call and they go and take away all her clothes so that Jakeyboy doesn't get any ideas.

Not that it's needed as Jake isn't trans and he's too big anyway, but after years of pretending to be a tranny on twitter you don't want to take the risk.

I wonder what shitty excuse Jake is going to come up with for not transitioning when his mother is gone?

 

[repentance]

I do believe Jake still has one sibling (I think he has a brother who died). You would hope if his mom dies that she'd leave her estate to the kid who didn't leech off of her his entire life, but who knows.

Jake had a cousin die in 2004. There were no siblings, living or deceased, listed for Jake in the obituary. While it's possible Jake's mum had another child since then (one of Jake's aunties has), that child would still live at home and it's unlikely that neither Jake nor his mum would make any mention of them.

 

[Hellfire]

Jake wants to slide into someone's DMs again.

Jake yet again demands people stop retweeting things lest they upset him.

JESSE

 

[DrJonesHat]

Eclipse Phase is very appealing to transpeople, because the setting allows one to move their mind to a completely different body (like in Altered Carbon, which was the main inspiration for EP). They actually address gender dysmorphia and say most people just upload to a body whose sex matches their gender identity. Of course, people who switch sex are just as capable of being utter assholes as anyone else in the game, and Posthuman Studios has been accused of transphobia, to which they responded: "anyone can be awful, regardless of their identity" or something to that effect.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is considered by the government to be disabled enough to receive his monthly tugboat. His parents told him he didn’t have to work because of his tard bux. And is more functional than Jake. Jake has no excuse for how much of a loser he is.

Jake is actually so phenomenally lazy that he is too lazy even to fake disability.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. You're lying your ass off again, Jakey. The whole "Peter Coffin made a fake Asian girlfriend in order to harass a real Asian woman" happened way before gamergate. It was even written up on Gawker/Jezebel, which is one of the most pro-gamergate sites out there /sneed

https://web.archive.org/web/20180212013147/https://jezebel.com/5785763/the-ultimate-fake-girlfriend-story

https://web.archive.org/web/20180212013313/http://gawker.com/5785593/the-greatest-fake-girlfriend-story-ever-told

As for the "fake wife" thing, we all know she's real but joke about her being fake since the first few photos Peter posted of her made her look like a Realdoll (which i'm guessing was intentional in order get Petey the attention he so desperately craves).