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Yeah Phil is more narcissistic than depressed imo

Having depression and feeling nothing you do matters to anyone, and feeling that it's pointless to stream more of the time, Phil "I gotta stream to protect my ego" Burnell doesn't really seem like the goto depressed person. Just cause he drinks him everynight to sleep he feels "oh man I'm sad and u drink? I must be depressed" when Phil misses 4 days of streams cause "I'm just not feeling up to it" I'll believe he's depressed.
 
Phil misses 4 days of streams cause "I'm just not feeling up to it" I'll believe he's depressed.

He's already done that numerous times with a variety of excuses attached.

doesn't really seem like the goto depressed person.

There is no "goto depressed person". It affects different people in different ways. Things that might not make sense to you or I, don't make it non existant.
 
I really wonder what people like DSP would be like if healthcare was actually "free":
  • LASIK eye surgery or glasses/contact lenses
  • Mental healthcare
  • Back surgery
  • Health checkup
he would still not get things fixed. After all even with free healthcare that does not mean mandatory healthcare. (great example of this is with a lot of diabetes patients not going in for a check in until their foot has to be removed.)
 
Phil does not have depression its narcissism; he has realised making himself a victim garners his ego attention and constant validation of existence. You can see his even in his past videos like when he lost his job back in 2010 - I think or it was 2008. I tend to call them weak narcissistic because unlike the true OGs they are pretty basic and not as impulsive, they are very controlled and sterile. It sometimes comes across as autistic but the difference is Phil has not had friends for the entirety of his life because his ego and complex. Whilst he does have dyslexia I do not think he has Autism - (Has 10 years working in autistic care/aspergers)
 
Phillip's braindead fans have the lowest IQ on this planet i swear or they are simply blind

Because if you ever watch half a session of DSP you know he is the person who enjoy PUBG the least on this planet........

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GeoffTheHero isn't a real Phil fan. He's just a shitposter who likes to egg both Phil and the detractors on. He has real issues of his own too.
 
Phil waits, sitting on the couch. The King of Hate looks at his watch, 1:34pm. She's late.

He ran his fingers over his new watch, happy with his new purchase. He will now know when it's time to stream...all the time.

Suddenly the doorbell rings and echoes through the empty house.

"She's here!" Phil exclaims, rushing to the door in excitement. He flings the door open to reveal the red headed lady.

They exchange greetings and pleasantries. She talks about a small flight problem. Phil listens intently, knowing his audience will need to be notified of it when he gets back online. After a small bit there is an awkward silence. But this isn't Phil's first rodeo and immediately breaks it.

"Well I know you're excited as I am to be here soooo I got you something!" Phil says, rushing to the nearest closet in the big empty house. He pulls out a brand new mop!

Deanna excitedly jumps up and down and claps. "Thank you sweety....or should I say...boss."

"Well I won't keep you. There is a lot of work to be done. I'm going to hit up the Sizzler and the arcade."

"Ok I'll be here," she says smiling.

He exits, only leaving behind the sound of the front door shutting, echoing in the big empty house.
 
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Phil calling UFC not a simulation, what is it then Phil? I guess Phil just wants UFC to be a QTE fighting game, he could probably handle that although his reflexes are crap.

I wish there was an online version of Bushido blade so he could experience getting bodied in a real simulation fighter. I would gladly donate to his patreon to make him play that, it would be the best TIHYDP ever.
 
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If he payed more than shallow attention to the game, he might actually learn the patterns rather than expecting the game to simply offer him the solution.

Phil does not give any game the attention it deserves, which is why he is rarely successful at them. Watching him play PUBG is agonizing, he is always looking at the chat and looting at a snails pace and then wonders "WHY IS EVERYONE GOT A RIFLE WHUAAAT?"

On stream he really only cares what the cult audience is saying and how they are receiving his khantent, which translates to playing every game at a half ass level.

This is why he hates VR and any game that requires moderate levels of attention because it takes him away from the chat and the hand-holding they offer him.
 
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You don't have to be diagnosed to suffer from depression, neither do you have to have ever seen a doctor about it (like people who suffered depression prior to modern medicine). Not many people will even see a doctor because its not always covered under health insurance, and its expensive and takes a lot of time.

There's a lot of debate over the psychology of Phil (there's even a dedicated thread) but most people seem to agree that he has NPD and a few others believe he has ADD. There's a lot of differing opinions over most of it because the definitions date from many years ago, whereas internet use and social isolation that comes with internet use probably throw most diagnoses out the window.

However, both NPD and ADD often have comorbidity with other disorders, such as depression. Now, is Phil being true & authentic when he says he suffers from depression? Who knows. But if you look at him, the way he "enjoys" nothing at all, has increased drinking and seems to want nothing more than to sit on his sofa for 6 hours watching wrassling you can see someone that probably can't find a way to enjoy anything because they're depressed.

His sofa time (to watch TV) seems to be his only escape from his "job" and the time he must spend behind the scenes having to think about the mountain of debt he has and I'm sure it does cross his mind almost every day knowing that he is financially fucked. That's also possibly why he spends money with no concern, because in his eyes, I'm sure he knows that there is almost nothing he can really do to get rid of his debt.

I think the true clues are in his inability to enjoy almost anything, which isn't just a sign of depression but can also be a trademark of living with instant gratification (ADD). Even with his "muh girl" arriving in a few days, he can't even manage to be noticeably slightly happier.

So the typical person who might have depression probably won't be very relevant when you compare it to someone who has depression because of an underlying issue (i.e. comorbidity). His issue, to be clearer on what I'm implying, probably isn't "my wife left me" or "I'm genetically predisposed to depression" but rather someone who has lived with (insert disorder) for their entire life which in turn has caused depression.

Honestly, this feels kinda real for him, makes a lot of sense and would explain his behaviours. I think many people in his current situation would turn this way.
Isolated in his chamber, no real human contact except when he buys groceries, the pressure to be a good gamer and good entertainer, problems with money (in one or another way), his fame is fucked and people are jumping of his train. Yeah... can see the alcohol abuse and depression.

Now imagine he would f.e. know about his shitty personality.

All in all, DSP turns out as a really sad character for me. All his rage feels like a snorting cry for help now. Damn.

Edit: He's still a piece of shit. He deserves his self dug hole.
 
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Phil calling UFC not a simulation, what is it then Phil? I guess Phil just wants UFC to be a QTE fighting game, he could probably handle that although his reflexes are crap.

I wish there was an online version of Bushido blade so he could experience getting bodied in a real simulation fighter. I would gladly donate to his patreon to make him play that, it would be the best TIHYDP ever.

I think he called it a simulation and NOT a fighting game. Which is absurd.

. . .the crazy thing is other than the repeated attempts at getting a takedown, the fight wasn't that "loopsided." I didn't see where he got "bodied" at least in the first match, and he got some nice hits in. He just kept going to the well instead of trying to strike his opponent down.

That rant though is something else. I mean how paranoid do you have to be to torture an excuse like this out? "Damn you trolls for telling me to go online, which is what I planned on doing anyway!" And you could see as he kept repeating that refrain that he was getting angrier and angrier. He was literally convincing himself that this was some grand conspiracy to ruin his day and what do you know. It succeeded!
 
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God damn he really is spinning this new narrative that he was openly telling people all along his ebegging was all to move his girlfriend in as well as his taxes. Holy fucking shit, this guy. Thanking people for something they didn't realise they were doing to mask a deceit is classic liar behaviour, but how is there anyone alive who can't see this shit?
 
God damn he really is spinning this new narrative that he was openly telling people all along his ebegging was all to move his girlfriend in as well as his taxes. Holy fucking shit, this guy. Thanking people for something they didn't realise they were doing to mask a deceit is classic liar behaviour, but how is there anyone alive who can't see this shit?
I am 102.5% sure all of us here already knew, at least. If anyone can find a single instance where he says that the fundraiser was to move his girlfriend in I'll sell my PC and switch to console.
 
God damn he really is spinning this new narrative that he was openly telling people all along his ebegging was all to move his girlfriend in as well as his taxes. Holy fucking shit, this guy. Thanking people for something they didn't realise they were doing to mask a deceit is classic liar behaviour, but how is there anyone alive who can't see this shit?

Did he just legit frigging confirm that the December begathon was for her flights and shit. Its feeling like it and yeah I agree this is classic liar tactic you state a truth but masked. He is so freaking dumb his own fans have been bashing him and the detractors have suspected this from the get go which CALLING THIS;

The April begathon is going to be for "taxes" 2 weeks later Phil announces he and Soulmaid are going to DisneyWorld Florida.
 
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Oh paypigs, you did sooo much more then you know. lol

Remember "She doesn't want anything to do with my online life at all. She wants NO internet presence and I'm fine with that! Now she won't get trolled!" The best thing about those speeches is how he acknowledged that revealing her would be really stupid, multiple times, and said multiple times its better to keep her a secret. But he just can't help gloating, he can't help showing her off. Also he said multiple times she doesn't want anything to do with DSPGaming so he's either wormed her into this and tried to coax her or he's making her do it.
 
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