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WeeblesWobble said:
That first picture of her isn't flattering. I thought she wasn't very good looking, but her other pictures do her more justice. Maybe standing next to Phil makes it that way.
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That's all people really need to say. "not my type" "i don't find that person attractive" "she's ugly"

Saying some physical feature about someone who you have no real knowledge of (if they're a good or bad person) and who you've just met is pretty shitty. Yeah its kiwifarms so anything goes, but unless you figure out she's a "bad person" its a bit below da belt to be talking shit about specifics on physical appearance.
 
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Firstly, I was on the "imaginary" side of the fence - I'll own up to being wrong. But Phil's ironically proving his detractors right and making a hypocrite of himself by going back on his word on not showing her off. His need for validation is just pitiable.

Also when I saw that @neger psykolog found her twitter in about 20 minutes, I just imagined John Cena's old thug life theme song running, "so you think you're undoxxable" (someone else can be a lyrical genius if they so wish).

On TKOH KGhaleon is very unimpressed Phil decided to repeat the same mistakes he made with Leanna by revealing her. Some accuse Phil of lying about who she was. Most blame da detractors for googling. Remember as Phil said, doxxing is just googling stuff, blame Kat for not protecting her online identity (or Phil for publicly revealing her fucking face).
 
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OneDaySon said:
This "undoxable" Girlfriend seems to be pretty doxable. But remember, it doesn't matter now because she's living with him! Thats what he said in prestreams. It doesn't matter because now they're together! So basically "It doesn't matter because now she won't be driven off, now she can't escape. So my facade can fall."
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For 'undoxxable' read - 'too boring to be worth looking into'.

She looks better than Leanna, she sounds better than Leanna and she'll last nowhere near as long as Leanna. Poor girl.

Godspeed Katyenka
 
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On TKOH KGhaleon is very unimpressed Phil decided to repeat the same mistakes he made with Leanna by revealing her. Some accuse Phil of lying about who she was. Most blame da detractors for googling. Remember as Phil said, doxxing is just googling stuff, blame Kat for not protecting her online identity (or Phil for publicly revealing her fucking face).
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KG should know the drill by now, he has been around longer then most people here. Plus what does he care he doesn't even like Phil. Everyone should blame Phil. He made it very clear he took precautions to make her unDOXXable, which I can't wait to here what those were, and he screwed up. Plus it doesn't matter now that she is there, Phil will protect her since he is the master of playing it cool and not getting bent out of shape over the most minor of troll bait. Usually don't do this next part, but what the hell you never know who is lurking...

To this girl who's name I already forgot,
You are old enough to know what you got yourself into. Maybe you had some problems with trolls yourself, so when Phil said to not pay attention to them and they just spread lies you trusted him. From the moment you walked in the door and were instantly met with a camera in your face*Edit(and an ax to your left) so Phil could brag on Instagram the first seed of doubt should have been planted. Good luck and I hope you are not allergic to dust, 75% Polish body grease, and/or gout.
 
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Oh how sweet it is to be alive.
She looks mediocre at best, way to much make-up.
Her eyebrows look fucked upu they kind of just fade away into her temples?

Imo Panda was way hotter and I really liked her vlog when she is drinking Snapple in her bed ;)

Other than that, Kat seems boring and bland if you look at her kahntent.
Looking forward to this season.
 
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lol neger, 17 minutes to dox the "undoxable" GF. I mean yeah Phil hyped that bullshit up so he could use her to play the victim in the future, but it's still kinda funny. Also glad to see I was right about the "5-6" looks department guess.

Ratko_Falco said:
Imagine the day Phil announces that he got this bitch pregnant...:stress:
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God please no :c

Mr._Blonde said:
So it begins, lesbians and gentlemen. Any takers on how long it would last?
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Gonna say 2 years, maybe 2.5 yrs. The problem, if you wanna call it that, is that everyone is trying to figure out the new girlfriend on day one and that just isn't possible. The last 18 pages are replete with speculations of "she's only doing this to take advantage of him" or "she's fine, she knows what she's getting into." As much as I love autistic speculating, we aren't going to have the true story on her and this new saga for a while -- personally I think it'll be at least a year before we get the full heading on her real motives for getting with him, and if she really does know who and what he is, or if she got duped like Leanna did.

In fact, let's reflect on Leanna and her saga for a minute. We know now that when she got with Phil she was just some dumb naive kid who didn't know any better. Eventually she grew up, wised up, and got out. Although it might've seemed it early on, she was never a gold digger; it took years for her real situation with Phil to become clear to everyone. It'll be like that with the new girl, too.

tl;dr We're only on episode 1 of the new season, we're not gonna have the full picture until the season finale.
 
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Neger you beautiful bastard, only 17 minutes to find Lady Gout. Superb work.

Now, I don't think Phil's gonna be too pissed that she's been "doXXed" so quickly. He's gonna be salty as fuck that some people think Leanna is much more attractive. Only the finest and newest models are good enough for his Lordship.
 
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Gonna say 2 years, maybe 2.5 yrs. The problem, if you wanna call it that, is that everyone is trying to figure out the new girlfriend on day one and that just isn't possible. The last 18 pages are replete with speculations of "she's only doing this to take advantage of him" or "she's fine, she knows what she's getting into." As much as I love autistic speculating, we aren't going to have the true story on her and this new saga for a while -- personally I think it'll be at least a year before we get the full heading on her real motives for getting with him, and if she really does know who and what he is, or if she got duped like Leanna did.
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iirc when Leanna first came to town, she had no job prospects and didn't work until much later which was probably a huge strain on da money. Seeing as she appears to actually be financially independent (though not especially wealthy) it may be that her financial support and "street smarts" when it comes to money end up benefiting DSP and making his "legacy" semi-sustainable.

He's not that far off either. He just has to keep a decent amount of Twitch subs and then he's on easy money street.

My bet is that this new character in the DSP show may actually be a benefit to him in the long term, and they may actually just genuinely "get" each other. A lot of people seem to think every relationship in life is about the storybook wedding/romance because they've watched too many movies. The modern idea of romance and courtship is only really talking about recent history because photos didn't have widespread existence until like 100 years ago.

Not every couple is the type you'd picture seated in a picturesque Condé Nast Traveller getaway enjoying a plate of fine cheeses and merrily pouring each other a glass of vintage wine while the fireplace roars and the kids play peacefully in the background.

Kat doesn't seem super social and I've met plenty of couples where either one or both participants were not super social people. It doesn't make them bad people, it doesn't mean their relationship won't work out and it arguably doesn't matter so long as they're happy.

"How long will she last?" is an interesting question, however again, look at the current idea of relationships and the historical context behind them. This idea that you're going to find your soulmate, settle down and live together until you die isn't very realistic the reasons that relationships were so long lasting (such as economics, religion, having children, morality and your Bushido honor code) aren't as prevalent any more.

If Phil and Kat have a loving relationship that lasts a decade or more then they're actually an exception to the rule. Because, really, most people do not last nearly that long nowadays.

It'd help if you looked at things in terms of life in general. A lot of people seem to think that its the end of the world because of all the shit that's happening. The truth is the human race has never had it easier or better than they have today, which means its a hell of a lot easier to move on from a relationship you're bored of. I can sure as shit assure you that no one who is reading this thread likely had parents who still went out in the fields to pick vegetables to make sure they didn't go hungry.
 
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