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That plus have someone cook for him when he is "workong"
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That plus have someone cook for him when he is "workong"
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Scrooge McDuck, seriously?
He might as well just inline that clip of him saying "Thanks for the money, dummy".
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Ah, that smug "I am untouchable and on top of the world" attitude of his makes it all the better when it all comes crashing down because of his own actions.
she is way too cute for pigroach
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Leeana = "Honey". cuz Phil sees her as bitter/irritating
Kat = "Baby". cuz Phil sees her as "old"
Kat = "Baby". cuz Phil sees her as "old"
DiabeticSP
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I'm so used to DSP not giving a fuck I forgot what it was like when he tried.
He's just awful at everything.
BallBuster
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Anyone else think he is trying to compensate for something with all these lovey dovey teenage tweets? He was obviously miserable in the reveal picture, and these tweets just give off a weird vibe. Maybe it is just me, but something feels off. I am really starting to think this is all an act/ploy. She gets a place to live and pretends to be his girlfriend.
Surly Muppet
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Alright, so follow me here while I indulge in some SOK-tier irresponsible speculation. I wasn’t going to bring it up, but now demonic possession is on the table, so I’m feeling this is mundane by comparison. I have no proof, but…
What if Kat is a former camgirl?
In conclusion, I’m only suggesting this because I haven’t seen it really considered as an angle, but it would explain a lot of the anomalies in this and the escort saga that just don’t add up, while being far more mild than anything to do with NDAs. She seems like a nice enough girl, but we wouldn't be here if there wasn't some weird miasma hanging around this situation.
What if Kat is a former camgirl?
On her end: There’s that couch oddly framed on her webcam. This makes no sense. Unless it was back there to be used for a different kind of stream. This also explains why she has limited streaming or Youtube presence, and yet has the equipment that suggests she would be doing more – she was. Her streaming games became a side-project, maybe with hopes that she could move out of the cam business eventually, before the DSP escape plan became an option.
On the relationship end: This provides a motivator for her to move in with Phil. She has a dodgy past, she was working as a camgirl to make money, and Philip requisitioned her services. Phil was chasing camgirls because this was during his drunken depression phase, post-Leanna. The two begin sweet talking and Phil offers her a potential out, but it means she’s going to have to start scrubbing her internet presence. She stops streaming/using Youtube and begins scrubbing evidence of her time as a camgirl. She doesn’t shut down any of the social media surrounding her game streaming because they're clean, but everything else (and older) gets the snips. The rest of the presence prior to that was attached to the camgirling and wiped. Now she’s with Phil, has a part time job, and is out of having to do that, so the cooking and the cleaning seems like a gravytrain.
On Phil’s end: This explains some of Phil’s weird behavior. This move is part of a fresh start, so he wanted to get her all new stuff. The Kimberlie Brink thing freaked him out, which is why he had that really awkward stream when he first heard about the rumor – he thought the farms was onto the camgirl and was just off in their accusation/phrasing. Then he looked into it, found out it was an 'actual escort' he didn’t know, and relaxed a little. Because Kat’s history was scrubbed, Phil was unconcerned about her being ‘doxed’ by the time she moved in because what could be found would seem like a successful find, but the actual skeletons were long buried. This would explain why he suddenly bashed anyone hiring prostitutes, and called Twitch titty streamers whores – Phil has a tendency to get over-critical about stuff that is too close to his own behavior (eg. Rambo is a bad friend who aired their dirty laundry, his criticism of other beggars...). This also explains his story that they ‘met randomly’. They obviously met online, but he can’t say that because it doesn’t make much sense with her minimal social media footprint (why would they have started talking?), and the distance means dating sites don’t seem to make sense. He has to be vague about this fairly harmless and simple detail because it would open the problem question of where they met online.
On the relationship end: This provides a motivator for her to move in with Phil. She has a dodgy past, she was working as a camgirl to make money, and Philip requisitioned her services. Phil was chasing camgirls because this was during his drunken depression phase, post-Leanna. The two begin sweet talking and Phil offers her a potential out, but it means she’s going to have to start scrubbing her internet presence. She stops streaming/using Youtube and begins scrubbing evidence of her time as a camgirl. She doesn’t shut down any of the social media surrounding her game streaming because they're clean, but everything else (and older) gets the snips. The rest of the presence prior to that was attached to the camgirling and wiped. Now she’s with Phil, has a part time job, and is out of having to do that, so the cooking and the cleaning seems like a gravytrain.
On Phil’s end: This explains some of Phil’s weird behavior. This move is part of a fresh start, so he wanted to get her all new stuff. The Kimberlie Brink thing freaked him out, which is why he had that really awkward stream when he first heard about the rumor – he thought the farms was onto the camgirl and was just off in their accusation/phrasing. Then he looked into it, found out it was an 'actual escort' he didn’t know, and relaxed a little. Because Kat’s history was scrubbed, Phil was unconcerned about her being ‘doxed’ by the time she moved in because what could be found would seem like a successful find, but the actual skeletons were long buried. This would explain why he suddenly bashed anyone hiring prostitutes, and called Twitch titty streamers whores – Phil has a tendency to get over-critical about stuff that is too close to his own behavior (eg. Rambo is a bad friend who aired their dirty laundry, his criticism of other beggars...). This also explains his story that they ‘met randomly’. They obviously met online, but he can’t say that because it doesn’t make much sense with her minimal social media footprint (why would they have started talking?), and the distance means dating sites don’t seem to make sense. He has to be vague about this fairly harmless and simple detail because it would open the problem question of where they met online.
In conclusion, I’m only suggesting this because I haven’t seen it really considered as an angle, but it would explain a lot of the anomalies in this and the escort saga that just don’t add up, while being far more mild than anything to do with NDAs. She seems like a nice enough girl, but we wouldn't be here if there wasn't some weird miasma hanging around this situation.
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There aren't any pictures of Kat with a children's baseball bat in the background, so this is a highly implausible theory.
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This being an act isn't that far fetched when you take into account the recent events with spawnseats and if you understand phil's ego. Had he not found somebody, than this would have been his first Valentine's day without Leanna.
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Yeah, I don't know. In his Jan 5th prestream he starts saying weird shit about "behind the scenes stuff", "things that are out of their hands", says she doesn't have clothes because... then stops himself and says he's not going to get into it. Camgirling is a kind of weird job, but this sounds like she coming out of a weird situation. IDK.
His weird "not talking about it" talking about it starts around 42:20
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It'd explain the pornstar-ish type make up she seems to love. You know before/after type things they do for pornstars.
On the before pic, it's a herion addict. The after is a heavily made up face that is supposed to look attractive but just comes across all creepy and shit.
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More plausible than cam whore is she has mental wellness issues. Allegedly her mom had a breakdown with the demon stuff resulting in a change of living arrangements plus ptsd due to abuse. The trauma coupled with family history of mental issues puts her at risk for issues herself. Moving across country at a whim is not sane. Picking Phil might not be considered sane. That makeup screams crazy. That Valentine's dress is far from sane.
She seems nice and normal on stream because she is alone. Well maybe focusing on a game makes the voices stop.
I think we might just have a crazy Bitch on our hands
She seems nice and normal on stream because she is alone. Well maybe focusing on a game makes the voices stop.
I think we might just have a crazy Bitch on our hands
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So we're running theories that she is or was a camgirl, a former drug addict, and may have mental instabilities.
All of which are plausible. You'd have to be a little fucked up to find Phil attractive in any capacity. Personally, I think she was looking for a free ticket to Oregon and is making plans of finding a new host.
kebab4you
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So he finally caved and rented out a room to a tenant?
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Ultimately I think it will take the first co-op stream that apparently is inevitable (I only know about as much on DSP as the last 40 or so pages, and what anybody who watches let's plays would hear), and the interactions between the two to lend some veracity to one of these claims.
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Yeah, it's like he is trying so hard to prove to his followers and detractors that he likes this girl. Or that he is performing some bizarre act trying to pretend that he is the loving emotional type when we all know for a fact that he isn't.
It's Valentines day and he feels the need to tweet that he is going on a romantic dinner then posts a picture of her in a dress. He is desperately trying to prove something. We will see soon though. There is sure to be interactions on stream and we will be able to get a better understanding of this whole situation.
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The crazy thing is that she knew what she was getting into. She knew there'd be trolls and her personal info will get out there. Not to mention untold messages of the "Get out while you still can!" Variety.
There has to be an angle or something messed up to justify being with this absolutely disgusting pig of a man.
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(I've given up trying to make sense of the evolving tax situation.) I and many others pegged the "I need this family-sized house for the two of us" spiel as rather naked manipulation. It's a front, which he will definitely back away from if forced to move back to CT.
Do you remember his "It's Time to Talk about the Future" vlog in March 2017 when he got fired from Machinima? Phil famously rifled through excuses why he couldn't get a second job. And his big one at that time was that his girlfriend needed their car for her own job... do you think he gave a new job a single second of thought after the breakup?
TV complaints have been simmering since 2016. I first remember them appearing in another @EddyB43 video, Phil's spectacular Furi ragequit. Timestamp 0:00 - 1:24 (but the whole video is worth a look)
I hope God strikes down whoever taught him how to use Twitter gifs. He tweets like a Boomer now!
I've considered the idea that we should add to the OP some kind of small primer with links to specific videos or megathread pages. No promises, but if I come up with anything I'll notify a mod, or this subforum's resident custodian.
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