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neger psykolog said:
Baby shower list:
  • 4k TV
  • PS4 Pro
  • Xbox One X
  • Demon Repellent
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I was going to be snide about baby showers usually being attended by friends and family, but let's be real here; Phil's paypiglets would probably feel obligated to take this shopping list seriously.

DiabeticSP said:
It's the only notable moment (actually involving Phil) in months. Makes sense people would be excited.

Also, there's zero chance Phil has kids unless she's actually legit baby crazy.
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Oh, doesn't have to be "baby crazy" just a normal person who wishes to have children. A lot of relationships have to at one point discuss if it would be okay to have kids and a lot of relationships break if they're split on the issue.

Phil doesn't strike me as the type that remembers to make the record clear on offspring before jumping into a relationship with a person. Human biology is a harsh mistress towards eternal manchildren like Phillyboy.
 
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For someone who found his soulmate, he doesnt look that happy. She is more happy to be with him.
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Clop said:
Oh, doesn't have to be "baby crazy" just a normal person who wishes to have children. A lot of relationships have to at one point discuss if it would be okay to have kids and a lot of relationships break if they're split on the issue.

Phil doesn't strike me as the type that remembers to make the record clear on offspring before jumping into a relationship with a person. Human biology is a harsh mistress towards eternal manchildren like Phillyboy.
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Don't rule out that sweet income tax return you get when you have kids. Between that and marriage tax breaks there may be a day Phil's greed pushes him into being a family man for purely selfish reasons, which we can all agree is the best reason to do so.
 
One of the problems with Pandalee playing co-op with him was that she knew how to play games and would get annoyed by how bad he was and that he would blame the game. It didn't benefit him then to have a person who is competent at what he does there telling him what to do, anymore than it benefits him to have chat tell him what to do. The people that want to watch him are either fans of only him or want to see him rage because he's stupid. The latter waiting for the TIHYDP of course.

johnny5150 said:
For someone who found his soulmate, he doesnt look that happy. She is more happy to be with him.
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I'm not convinced Philbert has teeth, as far as I know he's never smiled, he just kinda raises his cheeks/squints his eyes to make it look like he's smiling/enjoying life.
 
Kosher Dill said:
She's a 9/10 above the ankles, but she has huge gouty feet the size of pontoons, which is -5 points in my book.
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I knew this whole thing broke down into the one ring, and hobbits. Now, is DSP frodo, and her gollum?
 
Possible :autism: but I'm also skeptical of the nature of their "relationship". Either Phil really does think a romantic partner should be there to cook your food and wipe your ass, or he's found some nice girl who will be his roommate and clean up around the house and chip in with bills now and then. He doesn't talk about her in affectionate tones at all, but that might just be his narcissism.

Then again, I'd rather not see some leaked sex tape disproving this relatively baseless speculation :horrifying::horrifying:
 
Phil having a kid would be a terrible idea. That child would be so neglected by Phil. He would say the baby was a detractor if it started crying during his stream and probably say dumb baby mechanics.
Honestly i dont think he can have kids due to his lack of exercise, poor eating habits and the fact he sits all day leading to the constant heat of his gouty body eradicating his specimen.
If that baby is born god rest its innocent soul.
 
Clop said:
Half the enjoyment of the DSP sagas come from the autists on this site and they don't even realize it, why would you edit such cringe gold?
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It’s just tough siphoning through dozens of pages of shit every day for 8-10 posts with contributing content.
 
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DSP apparently doesn't know the 2nd amendment exists based on his attempt to garner attention on the back of the shooting.
 
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