DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

Playing San Andreas without the radio is like playing Street Fighter without punches. It just ain't right. I don't really see why he cares about his videos getting demonetized. He gets an average of a couple hundred views per video.He needs to abandon youtube altogether to be honest. Since he prides himself on "Rah unedited khantent" why not just turn video archiving on and let your paypigs watch old streams all in one block? Would take no chopping up, no editing, no upload babysitting. Stop the stream. Go about your night of Rasslin and Netflix.

It would decrease his clicks and ads. Making people click each invidual video gets more ads. However if he uploaded big block chunks his watch time would increase which is favored with the new YT algorithm. DSP will never admit this though, he will just say he's always done it this way.

 

[der rademacher]

If he isn't careful Kat might deliver him another 'baby project' - P7 will have nothing on that...

I pity any offspring that might appear from this relationship.

He said he knows a lot of peepul whos goal is to visit japan one day. Realisticly... how many peepul he could know? Not many. It was also a bit specific... to visit japan.

I see. But then again Phil always "knows this people" and "knows that guy" to spice up his fairy tales. Honestly, I wouldn't count on it. Especially since it is very doubtful she ever was living there in the first place.

 

[Trap Card]

If he isn't careful Kat might deliver him another 'baby project' - P7 will have nothing on that...

Phil will make sure that doesn't happen. He doesn't want to support another person.

 

[der rademacher]

Phil will make sure that doesn't happen. He doesn't want to support another person.

But he doesn't anyways. His paypiglets do.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

Shits on Destiny's kid, says he is gonna become an asshole cause of his daddy

The only reason Phil dislikes Destiny so much is because he has a decently popular video making fun of a prestream where Phil talked about shopping for his new car. I think this is where the "buyer's market for X" meme came from.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Save the Baby Fundraiser.

If we don't raise enough money then she'll have to get an abortion. I hear kids cost about 245k dollars over the course of 18 years so, dig deep in those pockets fellas.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Save the Baby Fundraiser.

If we don't raise enough money then she'll have to get an abortion. I hear kids cost about 245k dollars over the course of 18 years so, dig deep in those pockets fellas.

sad part about that is, I can honestly see it happening. It's like we've reached Poe's law levels for all of Phil's begging streams

 

[ZehnBoat]

No fucking shit she's not from Japan, how many times have people mentioned that just because her Twitter location is 'Japan' it doesn't mean she's from Japan, this isn't something that needs to be disproved, this is something that would need to be proven.

I feel better now, sorry about that.

Kat is not asian, that is all

Playing San Andreas without the radio is like playing Street Fighter without punches. It just ain't right. I don't really see why he cares about his videos getting demonetized. He gets an average of a couple hundred views per video.He needs to abandon youtube altogether to be honest. Since he prides himself on "Rah unedited khantent" why not just turn video archiving on and let your paypigs watch old streams all in one block? Would take no chopping up, no editing, no upload babysitting. Stop the stream. Go about your night of Rasslin and Netflix.

99% of the time, i turn down music on the games i play and play other music.
i know phil wont do that, all you'll hear is:
SNORT
AWWW CAAHHMAAAHNN
*motor sounds*
*crashing noises*

 

[WaywardDragon]

Save the Baby Fundraiser.

If we don't raise enough money then she'll have to get an abortion. I hear kids cost about 245k dollars over the course of 18 years so, dig deep in those pockets fellas.

Generally depends on the health situation of the child and any other health issue that the child is either born with or gets later in life during the 18 years.

Also can you imagine how much of a wreck Phil would be during the first couple of years with a kid constantly waking him up during the night?

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP is a complete fucktard he does not need a child. He is way too selfish and lazy to have a kid. If he ends up having a Ginger with Kat the kid will go through hell in school.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

So Phil basically sucks at a boss that others find easy, but of course that's detractor's fault not that Phil sux at games or anything right?.......

Oh ya btw Sub count still below 500, doesn't look like his 550 maintainence goal is going anywhere this month without Vidar selling his park bench and gift subbing 60 people again........

 

[DarkSydePundit]

So Phil basically sucks at a boss that others find easy, but of course that's detractor's fault not that Phil sux at games or anything right?.......

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DSP = English

„Not being leveled for it“ = Not having the absolute best gear for this particular situation and not having grinded for the last 3-4 hours while the boss does only his easy attacks

 

[Gloria]

When you said that date it rang a bell, he gave this supposed birthday in a GSoK public Discord voice channel, either 2016 or 2017 just before it, I forget.

He sead around August kinda the start that his Birthday was on the August 26, he even sead his birthday way back at the start of 2017. I know this cus I actually made him a art for his birthday, spend time on it and even got someone to color it cus at that time I didint know how to color yet. One of my first digital art practice was on the "Freddy Day" art I did, where it say that the 26 of August is his birthday, he even left town to see his fam for his birthday and, even at THAT day he popped in VC at times, I think 3 times.

That the art I did and he CLAME many times his birthday was on the 26 of August over all.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Been watching DSP play San Andreas cause I want to see how he does on the Big Smoke mission where you get out of town.

 

[der rademacher]

It's like we've reached Poe's law levels for all of Phil's begging streams

Honestly, I think he already has reached a level with his hardcore cultists, he could simply ask for money without giving a reason and they would pay up gladly... just to have their gout master up and running for good.

Also can you imagine how much of a wreck Phil would be during the first couple of years with a kid constantly waking him up during the night?

Wouldn't be much of an issue as he is up all night anyways. His soulmaid however... I'd pity her. Between cooking and cleaning and asswiping and laundry and keeping the little Phil upright as well as the Gout Kong happy... her stamina will run out very fast. Game over, man, game over.

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP said Kat has to get a license and drive his car before she can begin working. So sounds like her job wasn't a transfer. Said she won't be working "for weeks".

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Honestly, I think he already has reached a level with his hardcore cultists, he could simply ask for money without giving a reason and they would pay up gladly... just to have their gout master up and running for good.



Wouldn't be much of an issue as he is up all night anyways. His soulmaid however... I'd pity her. Between cooking and cleaning and asswiping and laundry and keeping the little Phil upright as well as the Gout Kong happy... her stamina will run out very fast. Game over, man, game over.

Do agree with you on both points. He already reached that level of parody with his paypigs a long time ago and detractors like us are starting to catch up.

As for a game over screen for Phil, just go the batman arkham route and making various detractors mock him as the final screw you bit

 

[Jotaro]

It does kinda sound like Kat's jahb is driving based. DSP says 'I can't drive her, since I'm going to be working, snort' Like he doesn't decide his own schedule. He couldn't possibly be that lazy, right? that he wouldn't drive his soulmaid to and from work for a couple weeks until her license situation is resolved...*Optimistic

Also, what kind of transfer would allow her to just randomly decide to postpone her starting date by like a month, as Phil tells it?

 

[der rademacher]

It does kinda sound like Kat's jahb is driving based. DSP says 'I can't drive her, since I'm going to be working, snort' Like he doesn't decide his own schedule. He couldn't possibly be that lazy, right? that he wouldn't drive his soulmaid to and from work for a couple weeks until her license situation is resolved...*Optimistic

Well, we're talking about a man here, who, when his fulltime girlfriend was moved to an ER, decided to first get her car from her workplace carport to save costs, instead of rushing to the hospital first as any normal being would have. Who knows what twisted logics are spinned in this mind?

Also, what kind of transfer would allow her to just randomly decide to postpone her starting date by like a month, as Phil tells it?

Hmmm. Uber, maybe? If her job is literally driving based?

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil was doing really well on the train mission then at end cops spawned right at his car and busted him lmao. "Awww camahn"