Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[OpenBASED]

8 more pages until we hit 1000 and no signs of a yansim release date

If this shit train keeps chugging along as it's always been, we just might get double that.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

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Well he's not wrong, 1% is less than 50%.

 

[WhatTheHeil]

Haven't checked up much on this thread for around 3 months and funnily I missed pretty much no real progress on YanSim, it seems? I was almost afraid I'd miss Osana being added and fucking up the game completely.

About his progress state being below 50%, it's hard to tell how completed the game is since he definitely has no clear vision for the final product. How can you say how finished your """game""" is when you have no idea for all the things that need to be done when you make them up as you go? I honestly could see him saying "5 of the 10 rivals are in the game, that's half of them, so my game is 50% done." if he ever got as far, that is.

Also I'm not sure he really exaggerates his working hours. I can picture him being the kind of person who opens Unity, types a bit garbage (or looks for where the stuff he wants to work on is), then goes online to look for a code to copy or similiar things and gets distracted and procrastinates. About 10 hours since he opened Unity he closes it again, assuming that it counts as having worked 10 hours while most of the time he happened to dick around or see some random Subreddit question he just had to answer. I really think he genuinely believes he works that much and as we all know with procrastination, even if you dick around, it's stressful dicking around because you kinda know you're supposed to be something very different and more productive right now. So even watching anime is suddenly so stressful when you're supposed to find a bug and attempt to fix it.

Spoiler: Slight Powerlevel?

I know from myself that sometimes when I wanted to draw a fanart and started an episode to look for reference on how a room really looked because I have no screencaps I ended up watching half the anime or the whole one before I remembered I actually was supposed to draw. Rinse, repeat.

I'm not excusing this procrastinating lazy fuck who gets 4k/month currently for that kinda work but I genuinely feel like he'd be better off making a realistic work schedule for himself. Even if that means he just works on the game for 2~4 hours per day because anymore time he wastes dicking around anyways, his cult would suck it up as "Dev worked so hard for years, he deserves to take it easy for a while!" and it's not like he's paid by the hour either.

 

[Professional Meanie]

If this shit train keeps chugging along as it's always been, we just might get double that.

Five bucks say he's just gonna quit or put the game on "indefinite hiatus" until it goes this far.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

Also I'm not sure he really exaggerates his working hours. I can picture him being the kind of person who opens Unity, types a bit garbage (or looks for where the stuff he wants to work on is), then goes online to look for a code to copy or similiar things and gets distracted and procrastinates. About 10 hours since he opened Unity he closes it again, assuming that it counts as having worked 10 hours while most of the time he happened to dick around or see some random Subreddit question he just had to answer. I really think he genuinely believes he works that much and as we all know with procrastination, even if you dick around, it's stressful dicking around because you kinda know you're supposed to be something very different and more productive right now. So even watching anime is suddenly so stressful when you're supposed to find a bug and attempt to fix it.

Spoiler: Slight Powerlevel?

I know from myself that sometimes when I wanted to draw a fanart and started an episode to look for reference on how a room really looked because I have no screencaps I ended up watching half the anime or the whole one before I remembered I actually was supposed to draw. Rinse, repeat.

I'm not excusing this procrastinating lazy fuck who gets 4k/month currently for that kinda work but I genuinely feel like he'd be better off making a realistic work schedule for himself. Even if that means he just works on the game for 2~4 hours per day because anymore time he wastes dicking around anyways, his cult would suck it up as "Dev worked so hard for years, he deserves to take it easy for a while!" and it's not like he's paid by the hour either.

I see it a bit similarly, especially since he’s been caught streaming on EvaXephon multiple times.

Spoiler: Evidence

https://bosozoku-ryuto-ippongo.tumblr.com/tagged/twitch-streams

 

[LucasSomething]

Even if he fixes the whole "blood comes from non bloody murder methods" I can still see it bugging out and the NPC will just notice an invisible bloodtrail.

That would be impossible because NPCs don't react to blood on the floor anyway. The reason nobody complained about this before is because it really never made a difference, so "fixing this problem" doesn't actually fix anything.

 

[Registered Human]

Five bucks say he's just gonna quit or put the game on "indefinite hiatus" until it goes this far.

Then the 1000 pages will be hit whenever he pops back up with some other dumbass idea that will never be done. He loves announcing and making projects as much as he hates working on them after the hype simmers down. I understand having a creative hobby that you never actually finish anything in, but in that case you probably shouldn't be taking money from people for it.

 

[vertexwindi]

That would be impossible because NPCs don't react to blood on the floor anyway.

It's been in the works for four years and the NPCs still don't react to blood?

I was wrong about my initial guess that it was gonna be done in 2030. It'll done on the same day as the Rapture.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

That would be impossible because NPCs don't react to blood on the floor anyway. The reason nobody complained about this before is because it really never made a difference, so "fixing this problem" doesn't actually fix anything.

I can’t wait to hear Eva’s excuse that the students see it as paint or something similar that someone spilt on accident just to get away from coding that into the game.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I can’t wait to here Eva’s excuse that the students see it as paint or something similar that someone spilt on accident just to get away from coding that into the game.

It's canon already.
If you join the art club, then the other students think that blood splatters on your uniform are red paint, so you don't have to change before someone sees you.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

It's canon already.
If you join the art club, then the other students think that blood splatters on your uniform are red paint, so you don't have to change before someone sees you.

I’m like 89.99% sure blood doesn’t react the same way as paint does to clothes. If I was Eva I would change that to “it takes longer for students to notice blood on clothes” rather than completely eliminating it.

 

[Ero Aphana]

In other words, this isn't even his final form

My guess that he's just gonna keep milking his patreon until his pay drops, then add another insignificant feature to crank in that cash.

We all know what hes using that money on

Forgive me for posting so many shitty edits I realize how annoying that could be

 

[sage]

That would be impossible because NPCs don't react to blood on the floor anyway. The reason nobody complained about this before is because it really never made a difference, so "fixing this problem" doesn't actually fix anything.

It's been in the works for four years and the NPCs still don't react to blood?

I was wrong about my initial guess that it was gonna be done in 2030. It'll done on the same day as the Rapture.

:powerlevel: but back when he still responded to posts on his WordPress, I told him that NPCs reacting to blood should be a priority and he basically called me an idiot. I am very pleased to find out that he still has not done anything about that.

 

[The Demon]

I’m like 89.99% sure blood doesn’t react the same way as paint does to clothes. If I was Eva I would change that to “it takes longer for students to notice blood on clothes” rather than completely eliminating it.

actually, i'm not so sure. they both kind of sink into clothes the same way. i mean, blood doesn't just spray out at you anyway unless you hit an artery and even then it's not that much

actually hang on, how messy do you have to be to cover your entire body with that much paint anyway? wouldn't people question that either way?

 

[Slap47]

We all know what hes using that money on

Eating at fast food restaurants for every meal and videogames?

 

[The Demon]

Eating at fast food restaurants for every meal and videogames?

no

katanas

 

[OpenBASED]

It's canon already.
If you join the art club, then the other students think that blood splatters on your uniform are red paint, so you don't have to change before someone sees you.

I guess the students can't smell anything.

It's fine guys, it may SMELL like blood, but it's in fact paint!

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

I guess the students can't smell anything.

It's fine guys, it may SMELL like blood, but it's in fact paint!

Not to mention that, realistically, blood is a pretty damn dark red don’t you think?

The darker colored ones are mainly from veins while the brighter colored ones are from the arteries.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood
So unless the paint club actually has that dark of red and having it on your apron is quite common, it would be unrealistic to have students brush you off that quickly and not have any second thoughts as to why you have so much dark red stuff on your apron.

For reference, here’s what Yandere-Chan looks like when splattered with blood:

Spoiler

Pretty bright isn’t it?

 

[Ero Aphana]

Eating at fast food restaurants for every meal and videogames?

Don't forget anime tiddies

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

It seems more and more people are getting sick of the constant spamming of "question" posts on the YanSim subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...redev_are_the_questions_from_reddit_annoying/
https://archive.fo/UqphP

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7ygrmf/far_too_many_questions_at_once/
https://archive.fo/3Omn4