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"It's boring as all hell", because he's getting his shit kicked in.

Game is anything but boring and even casuals can see that.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/230426379
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EDIT: "He must be complaining so hard right now"

A pity the guy has that nerd lisp. But that was some quality ass-beating.

He got the lore wrong. Phil stopped competing in tournaments around 2013 or 14. And he never got banned for threatening people with knives. That sounds like Dark Prince who was a guy who played Marvel 2 back in the day.
 
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/230426379
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EDIT: "He must be complaining so hard right now"
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A cameo.
 
There should be a side-by-side of that match in the next "detractor" DBZ video. It'd be better than the "Good idea -- Bad idea" from old TIHYDPs. Also couldn't help but notice that Cloud dude actually has a camera pointed at his fighting game controller during fights, something Phil would rather die than do.

Then again if his masturbation video is anything to go by, pointing the camera below his fat gut may not be something anyone wants to see. Who knows what he does (or doesn't) wear, or what fluids are on his controllers (:_(
 
Wardogleader completed his transition into Razgriz. :semperfidelis:

There should be a side-by-side of that match in the next "detractor" DBZ video. It'd be better than the "Good idea -- Bad idea" from old TIHYDPs. Also couldn't help but notice that Cloud dude actually has a camera pointed at his fighting game controller during fights, something Phil would rather die than do.

Then again if his masturbation video is anything to go by, pointing the camera below his fat gut may not be something anyone wants to see. Who knows what he does (or doesn't) wear, or what fluids are on his controllers (:_(

I can't remember if it was SF4 or some other fighting game that had a side-by-side video you mentioned. It might have been an evilaj video.
 
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Subtle thing, but when Phil is in lobby, a handful of people have been mobbing around him and spamming emotes and preset phrases, including one player named JohnRambo. Phil seems to have noticed this but didn't comment on it, and when he is in lobby he constantly runs in circles, presumably so they can't stand around him. It really does not take much to get under Phil's skin, even if he doesn't rant about it.
 
Some streamers have indeed encountered some connectivity issues now and again in DBFZ, but I think everyone damn well knows Phil makes mountains out of his "bug-ridden" molehills. If he was even half decent at the game he wouldn't give two shits if some of the games dropped him. He'd seal-clap all the way.
 
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Jaha came into stream chat and mentioned that he spotted a John Rambo IIRC. Phil of course ignored him too.
 
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Deleted the game and went into this rant. Warning: there is an exceptional lack of self-awareness in the following word salad.

"Non-stop server drops. Non-stop rage quits. Non-stop lag spikes. Non-stop…" (trails off into a word salad)

"Non-stop online spamming of light attacks that beat everything. Non-stop unsafe, shit pattern gameplay online that you can't punish because it's online gameplay."

"It's a good game offline. Online it's a complete waste of utter fucking time."

"I don't care what any other streamer or any other pro gamer says. They're a bunch of fucking asshole idiots. They don't know what they're talking about. And the only reason they're playing it online is to get your views and your money."

"That game is a piece of fucking shit online. And I'm never ever wasting my time again on it. Period. Game fucking over."
 
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Deleted the game and went into this rant. Warning: there is an exception lack of self-awareness in the following word salad.

"Non-stop server drops. Non-stop rage quits. Non-stop lag spikes. Non-stop…" (trails off into a word salad)

"Non-stop online spamming of light attacks that beat everything. Non-stop unsafe, shit pattern gameplay online that you can't punish because it's online gameplay."

"It's a good game offline. Online it's a complete waste of utter fucking time."

"I don't care what any other streamer or any other pro gamer says. They're a bunch of fucking asshole idiots. They don't know what they're talking about. And the only reason they're playing it online is to get your views and your money."

"That game is a piece of fucking shit online. And I'm never ever wasting my time again on it. Period. Game fucking over."

Do you think Phil considers his career a disappointment or rather did he exceed his own expectations? With rants like these it's honestly hard to tell.
 
"Non-stop online spamming of light attacks that beat everything. Non-stop unsafe, shit pattern gameplay online that you can't punish because it's online gameplay."

Lights don't really beat anything (except for 16 maybe who has pretty GDLK normals) because they're very stubby and can't AA. If a guy is mashing Light and it's beating your shit then you are fucking up.

"It's a good game offline. Online it's a complete waste of utter fucking time."

If only he had any friends to play offline with...

"I don't care what any other streamer or any other pro gamer says. They're a bunch of fucking asshole idiots. They don't know what they're talking about. And the only reason they're playing it online is to get your views and your money."

The irony.

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