Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

[TheodoreLothropStoddard]

@Crusader Cat , you owe @Cuddly Pirate $1,000.
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Also, Len is thoroughly exemplifying advocacy for zoophile rights in the fandom. He's aiding the cat fucker to return to the fandom and they both have become close friends, very close friends.

https://twitter.com/CrusaderCatQnA/status/957013888435998723\
http://archive.is/VggLW

 

[Meowthkip]

@Crusader Cat , you owe @Cuddly Pirate $1,000.
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Also, Len is thoroughly exemplifying advocacy for zoophile rights in the fandom. He's aiding the cat fucker to return to the fandom and they both have become close friends, very close friends.

https://twitter.com/CrusaderCatQnA/status/957013888435998723\
http://archive.is/VggLW
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@Crusader Cat Give your fursona a fucking haircut.

Also don't fuck cats.

 

[Uncle Warren]

@Crusader Cat Give your fursona a fucking haircut.

Also don't fuck cats.

@Crusader Cat gimme my 1k you fucking nigger.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

If he doesn't give @Cuddly Pirate his rightfully owed cash, at least you chose the correct fursona @Crusader Cat you fucking pussy.

 

[TheodoreLothropStoddard]

There must be something very wrong with Crusader Cat if the majority of the Furry Fandom wants him to leave. Could it be that he fucked cats? Drink a glass of bleach, Kitty Diddler. Not even your own kind accepts you in.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Give Cuddly Pirate his money first, though.

 

[Paden Reilly]

Your PDF. Remember?

And that's proof of what exactly?

 

[Meowthkip]

And that's proof of what exactly?

How dumb do you think we are?

How dumb are you?

 

[Billy_Sama]

How dumb do you think we are?

How dumb are you?

This is a person who knows he fucked up in life yet too unaware and unwilling to do anything about it. Crusader Cat might as well change his legal name to his fursona and get a bowl cut wig permanently attached to his scalp.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

And that's proof of what exactly?

Oh look, an American Christian Fundamentalist that gives the 9th Commandment a nice golden shower so long as it suits him.

I would have never seen this one coming. Also, don't delete my posts on your profile, you gigantic panzy.

 

[Paden Reilly]

How dumb do you think we are?

Let me count the ways!

 

[Uncle Warren]

Let me count the ways!

Yes, let me count the way you fucked up.

One, you really like cats, opting to sperg to because she posted a cat.

Two, you send her your porn commission.

Spoiler

And third, you post what it was based off of.

Spoiler: Hope this ain't you lol

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Let me count the ways!

You admitted in your PDF you hurt your father by admitting you wanted to fuck cats.

Your own words, Paden. Now, cough up the cash like a good honest Christian boy. Remember! God damns all liars, you silly little liar!

 

[Uncle Warren]

You admitted in your PDF you hurt your father by admitting you wanted to fuck cats.

Your own words, Paden. Now, cough up the cash like a good honest Christian boy. Remember! God damns all liars, you silly little liar!

Why need cash when his RL nudes are hilariously priceless?

 

[Meowthkip]

Let me count the ways!

Oh, please do.

Lord your immeasurably high IQ over us plebeians, I beg of you.

 

[FataBataRang]

Let me count the ways!

We're not the one attention whoring on a website dedicated to mocking freaks like you.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Let me count the ways!

Fam you're a cat abusing zoophile, and such a blithering idiot even alt-furry rejects can barely stand you.
I don't think there's any way for us to reach your level of dumb without getting lobotomy first.

 

[sbm1990]

Let me count the ways!

I'm not all too sure what you're trying to accomplish here, but you should leave, for your sake.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I'm not all too sure what you're trying to accomplish here, but you should leave, for your sake.

I told him there aren't any cats to fuck. Why he sticks around is a mystery to me.

 

[armagare]

https://twitter.com/JUNIUS_64/status/965401272739393536
You know when you hit rock bottom when even junius is pointing out your cat-fuckery