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Shit. He just wanted to short adress something... and now he's on a rant about DBFZ since ten minuts. The connection is good, the net code by Bandai is shit, everybody who says the game is good is an idiot, he has video evidence to back up the game is shit, people should open their eyes, as an anest gaym0r he talks the truth and DBFZ is shit and everyone else is wrong, and he has evidence to bach himself up, and anybody else is a idiotic fanboy, and he is anest and everybody else is wrong and so fuck you...

GO FUCK YOU PHIL!
 
Phil wouldn't like KC. It's too story driven. Not only that but the combat would confuse him and his jokes would only fill the silence for so long. Add on top of that the need to eat, the save system and the fact that Phil is more of an explosions and bullets kinda guy and it would be very boring to watch him play.


Amityville probably prejacs whenever Phil acknowledges he exists.
 
The game isn't great, in fact it's quite buggy and frustrating, but it's the only NEW thing going on right now. I'd much rather play games that I know I'll enjoy (i.e. San Andreas), than a game that's only getting notoriety and "went viral" bc nothing else was going on with gaming at the time.

First of all, how the fuck does he have an opinion about a game he knows virtually nothing about?

And I love how he cites San Andreas as a game he enjoys... :story:
 
Phil: "Kingdom Come is popular right now because nothing else is out."

I don't care how shit you are at games, Phil, there's no way in hell you missed Celeste, you just can't be that up your own ass that you'd miss it.

Or is it maybe because Celeste is actually hard? Yes. Yes it is.
 
the new Secret of Mana looks like a mobile game. phil the shill at it again. dbzf netcode is great too, phil brain lag alone has like 500ms atleast. atleast pinneaple boy is making some sense, kingdom come deliverance is great, you need some ability to immerse yourself in the game, phil cant , even at horror games he is snorting and making dumb observations, phil would be stuck on the tutorial for hours too
 
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If Phil is good at something... it´s being a hypocrite.

And we´ll never know if he actually realizes it. ´Anyone who speaks greatly of DBFighterz is selling something.´ after having shilled Lord of the Rings because of ´muh bsns´
 
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True about the new Secret of Mana they really shit the bed on that one making it initially for the Vita, they had a great chance to make something great but nope. Oh well best case scenario they learn their lesson and make the sequel.
 
I can understand him skipping Kingdom Come if he'd just say it's not his type of game and wouldn't make a good stream for him.

But God forbid it's HIM that's even the smallest issue.
 
True about the new Secret of Mana they really shit the bed on that one making it initially for the Vita, they had a great chance to make something great but nope. Oh well best case scenario they learn their lesson and make the sequel.

:offtopic: There is a serious disconnect between how people remember Seiken Densetsu 2 and the game it actually was. This is actually a pretty common problem amongst wannabe #retro_gamer types when it comes to ports, remasters, and remakes. The bizarre outrage culture surrounding it are making it out to be the worst game on the planet, but it's clear that more than a modicum of effort was actually put into the game's development.

Ultimately, Phillip is one of those types of people, though, so expect him to lambaste the game as well once he's arbitrarily decided it isn't as good as the original anymore.
 
For all the legit shit to say about DSP his Instagram posts are actually fairly "normal" to a large extent. However its KF so no detail is too small, but I can assure you people post pictures of their coffee cups 24x7.

Except some of those selfies he posts...those are definitely a bit weirder.

I just remembered all those selfies he kept taking on Instagram after he broke up with Leanna. We all know why he was really doing that and it looked like his plan worked as he picked up Kat with it.
 
The game isn't great, in fact it's quite buggy and frustrating
- Phil Burnell

That's his thoughts on every game he's ever played since I found out about him. Every game is bugged according to Phil and every game makes him rage at some point. Even Lego games made him rage because he thought they were buggy.
 
the new Secret of Mana looks like a mobile game. phil the shill at it again. dbzf netcode is great too, phil brain lag alone is like 500ms atleast. atleast pinneaple boy is making some sense, kingdom come deliverance is great, you need some ability to immerse yourself in the game, phil cant , even at horror games he is snorting and making dumb observations, phil would be stuck on the tutorial for hours too

The remake to Final Fantasy Adventure that hit the Vita was in fact a mobile game. It is only fitting the sequel gets the same treatment.
 
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