Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Flopwop]

so who knows when Warren became infatuated with the idea they are related. To me, it seems like it was before Warren started working for John. It’s possible he’s been making this claim for awhile.

The first mention of Warren from Brianna I could find claimed he was actually his nephew, not cousins. This was a year ago, so it’s been quite some time he’s been making these claims. But much like Bri, he can’t keep his story straight either.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

The first mention of Warren from Brianna I could find claimed he was actually his nephew, not cousins. This was a year ago, so it’s been quite some time he’s been making these claims. But much like Bri, he can’t keep his story straight either.

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Ok so it was a year ago, I knew he had made some kind of claim about that. And the show in question is The Young Jurks that Warren Lynch is on.

So now either John fucked up and said nephew instead of cousin or Warren’s story keeps shifting. Well at any rate, Warren's apparently been claiming he’s Stephen’s relative for awhile now.

 

[thismanlies]

It's less exciting than I thought. But here's a screenshot.

Don't tell me, it was something along the lines of "Get out of here you ugly troon."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Naturally socialite John Flynt knows precisely how to run human.exe at full capacity - nothing builds confidence and rapport like a snarling, twitching narcissist.

Uh oh, why is Frank the one with the speaking notes? Could it be that he's the only one that gives the slightest shit about this worthless fucking farce?

 

[Richard Stabone]

My guess is Stephen Lynch probably just asked him who his mother and father were to see if they were actually related. I mean if some guy was going around claiming to be my cousin I'd ask the same question too to see if we actually were. I highly doubt a seasoned politician went into this conversation with bad intentions.

Problem is that Warren appears to be a spaz and talking shit on the internet is much different than real life. So he probably had a panic attack the minute the guy he's been lying about being related to actually asked him about it.

I wonder if this is a desperate ploy for attention from Brianna. Their campaign had like $400 in the bank at the start of the year.

 

[KerryDixon9]

I know that is was a rush job to get this shitty joke on the web, but FFS Frank's handwriting is shit.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh man, those re,tarded fucking Christians are such knuckle-dragging faggots, am I right, John?

 

[Gyps]

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His handwriting is a mess, but more than anything I want to know what number 4 was

 

[Particle Bored]

Maybe Stephen stole Warren's pot o' gold.

Or his Lucky Charms.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Why does Frank's handwriting look so jittery?

Also, actual quirky couples don't try as hard as Brianna and Frank to be like that.

 

[KerryDixon9]

"Brianna Wu‏Verified account @Spacekatgal


Uh oh, photographer caught @thefrankwu’s crib notes for the meeting with the East Bridgewater Democrats tonight in MA-8."

She did it by accident, but Brianna actually used her twitter account to publicize a public event she was attending.

 

[Richard Stabone]

Is she attending or just sending Frank while she stays home playing video games?

 

[Eli Whitney]

I like where this Warren Lynch thing is going. This kid has only been involved for a short time and he is already stirring things up. He seems unhinged enough that shit could really kick off.

 

[KerryDixon9]

She's deleted the pic of Frank's notes.

Is she attending or just sending Frank while she stays home playing video games?

She did a few retweets around 8,30pm so that suggests she's just sent Frank and is fulfilling her important twitter duties at home.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I know that is was a rush job to get this shitty joke on the web, but FFS Frank's handwriting is shit.

Somebody explain to me what the fuck Dinosaurs have to do with anything?

 

[Richard Stabone]

She did a few retweets around 8,30pm so that suggests she's just sent Frank and is fulfilling her important twitter duties at home.

She's going to be using the flu excuse for the next 3 months of being too lazy to do any actual campaigning.

 

[AnOminous]

Naturally socialite John Flynt knows precisely how to run human.exe at full capacity - nothing builds confidence and rapport like a snarling, twitching narcissist.

So do John's "speaking notes" consist of a list of things like

1. tic autistically when someone else is talking
2. bob your head bizarrely
3. snarl like you're about to bite someone's face
4. spout non sequitur gibberish
5. and if all else fails, scream DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? or QUIT MANSPLAINING! especially if talking to a woman

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Somebody explain to me what the fuck Dinosaurs have to do with anything?

:autism::autism::autism:

 

[KerryDixon9]

"Brianna Wu‏Verified account @Spacekatgal


There have been SO MANY fun things about running for Congress. But, one of my favorites has been getting signatures to get on the ballot. I’ve met so many awesome, interesting people this year. People with wildly different beliefs and perspectives. It makes you a better person."

Fuck off you lying cunt. You only had Warren pick up the papers in the last couple of weeks and you pretended you had the flu for the events Warren went to. Warren has been keeping a loose total of how many signatures he has and he's never made any mention of you picking up signatures.

And if you had been meeting these mythical people, why wouldn't you do what every real politician does and have pictures of you interacting with them?

And you're still a completely shitty person.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll actually be impressed with Warren if he does somehow get enough signatures and they aren't challenged, which is often done when you just barely hit your total. Even professional companies you hire to do that fuck up sometimes (or the people they hire do), so they usually go well over the minimum requirements.

If you've ever done local political shit, there's always one or more loons like this hanging around on the fringes usually with fringe opinions. Sometimes they're tolerated because they're particularly energetic or actually have some skill, but they try to keep them out of the public eye because they're inclined to do crazy shit like what Warren is doing now.