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AnOminous said:
So while Phil bullshits about taxes, his paypigs are actually buying trinkets for his whore.
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Speaking of bullshitting, in his last match, Phil banned someone in chat for saying he was lying about everything. He went on a rant, and in it said that he can't present a tax bill because when you're a business you don't get a tax bill you dumb shit, you're so stupid. You are just expected to pay the taxes. There's no bill. You don't get a bill. You're a kid flipping burgers if you think that.

Can anyone parse this? I'm not a business owner, but how are you supposed to know what taxes you are supposed to pay if you are never given a number? Even federally, you find out what you owe the government so that you can pay it... don't you? Also... is this the first time Phil has claimed that there is no bill, and will never be a bill, so he can never present it as proof?

He also just abruptly ended the stream after getting fired up. I guess because the walls felt like they were closing in...
 
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Holy hell, the end of his PUBG stream tonight was horrendous. He said some dumb shit.

Someone asked "I think he meant how much you owed Phil"
Phil's response "Huh" then completely ignored.
I don't think people are falling for it anymore.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Speaking of bullshitting, in his last match, Phil banned someone in chat for saying he was lying about everything. He went on a rant, and in it said that he can't present a tax bill because when you're a business you don't get a tax bill you dumb shit, you're so stupid. You are just expected to pay the taxes. There's no bill. You don't get a bill. You're a kid flipping burgers if you think that.

Can anyone parse this? I'm not a business owner, but how are you supposed to know what taxes you are supposed to pay if you are never given a number? Even federally, you find out what you owe the government so that you can pay it... don't you? Also... is this the first time Phil has claimed that there is no bill, and will never be a bill, so he can never present it as proof?

He also just abruptly ended the stream after getting fired up. I guess because the walls felt like they were closing in...
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I think because its back taxes, I assume its like "audit level" once you have to file backtaxes, so they're probably going through it all and will make a decision when they do (citation needed).

But anyway, he's always said he has no intention whatsoever of saying what the final amount ends up being.
 
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last 10 minutes of the stream we have:
1) tax sperg-out
2) occupation-shaming "dumb burger-flipping kids who don't know how taxes work"
3) admits to only be playing pubg for the money in response to a fan asking when he'll stop because it's boring
4) admits that he doesn't give a shit about the game.
 
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BoingBoingBoi said:
last 10 minutes of the stream we have:
1) tax sperg-out
2) occupation-shaming "dumb burger-flipping kids who don't know how taxes work"
3) admits to only be playing pubg for the money in response to a fan asking when he'll stop because it's boring
4) admits that he doesn't give a shit about the game.
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Next you'll be telling me detractors are airmailing 29" cardboard dicks to DSP's house and giving him free money!
 
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Wurstbrot said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil has multiple piggybanks (as funny as this could be I don't mean his paypigs). Or at least some in his mind without any physical separations. So this hill of money goes into the house/s. Second hill of money goes into groceries. Third hill goes into his car. So far so good and very normal, these are necessary spendings and cahman d00d he's a business human.
So what if he also does this for every other income? This hill of money goes to videogames. (kinda important for a streamer/Letsplayer?) This hill goes to figurines. And this hill goes to taxes (which is also important). But don't forget this hill because it goes to other optional shit he shouldn't have money for like a PS4pro, clothes for all girlfriends, a new mobile phone or a trip to the nearest town and some nights in an expensive hotel.

I. wouldn't. be. surprised.
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What you are describing sounds kinda like a budget, which Phil claims is kid stuff and doesn't work when you grow up(or something along those lines.) Obviously people take how bad Phil is with money to the extreme, but one telling thing was he had no idea how much his cable bill was until this year when I guess he decided to look at a bill. Anyone who knows they have a bill covered and doesn't even bother to look at it isn't anywhere near the dire straits Phil says he is. The really scummy part is Phil probably feels on the same level as someone who can't afford heat when he is shaking his change cup so he can eat out 5 days this week instead of 3.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Can anyone parse this? I'm not a business owner, but how are you supposed to know what taxes you are supposed to pay if you are never given a number? Even federally, you find out what you owe the government so that you can pay it... don't you? Also... is this the first time Phil has claimed that there is no bill, and will never be a bill, so he can never present it as proof?
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This whole situation is BS, of course Phil would get a Bill. The only reason there ever would not be a bill is if phil got a scam email claiming there are back taxes and he fell for that. But the thing is already certain that it's just plain old BS, as no one with tax problems would go to a gamestop at 5pm to buy a ps4pro.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
What you are describing sounds kinda like a budget, which Phil claims is kid stuff and doesn't work when you grow up(or something along those lines.) Obviously people take how bad Phil is with money to the extreme, but one telling thing was he had no idea how much his cable bill was until this year when I guess he decided to look at a bill. Anyone who knows they have a bill covered and doesn't even bother to look at it isn't anywhere near the dire straits Phil says he is. The really scummy part is Phil probably feels on the same level as someone who can't afford heat when he is shaking his change cup so he can eat out 5 days this week instead of 3.
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I put DSP's money problems in the same box as the constant predictions of his demise. I won't believe it until I get some hard evidence. No, I don't consider splurging on tons of restaurants and electronics or him whining and crying with his sweat encrusted black shirt on about how poor he is for the 1000x time to be evidence that he is broke.
 
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xAnonAnonX said:
This whole situation is BS, of course Phil would get a Bill. The only reason there ever would not be a bill is if phil got a scam email claiming there are back taxes and he fell for that. But the thing is already certain that it's just plain old BS, as no one with tax problems would go to a gamestop at 5pm to buy a ps4pro.
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grump said:
I put DSP's money problems in the same box as the constant predictions of his demise. I won't believe it until I get some hard evidence. No, I don't consider splurging on tons of restaurants and electronics or him whining and crying with his sweat encrusted black shirt on about how poor he is for the 1000x time to be evidence that he is broke.
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There are people here who calculate all of his finances and expenses and have proven that he makes 6 figures a year. The money problems that he brings up are undoubtedly complete bullshit. For some reason the people still want to support him despite this. I think it's astounding that a person like him can generate so much money from such a small fan base.
 
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xAnonAnonX said:
This whole situation is BS, of course Phil would get a Bill. The only reason there ever would not be a bill is if phil got a scam email claiming there are back taxes and he fell for that. But the thing is already certain that it's just plain old BS, as no one with tax problems would go to a gamestop at 5pm to buy a ps4pro.
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As a Brit if its anything to go by in April EVERYONE gets sent how much they were taxed over the 12 months including businesses however in April businesses pay their taxes after they are given their earnings and ofc the owner does a calculation too. So his story is BS as businesses in April are sent their bill after an estimate is submitted. Thats after I asked my friend who owns a store and he seemed to think the US situation is the same but you guys have FICA who for us are National Insurance equivalent
 
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