DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[CausticMinory]

He just wants anything in his office that is "Needed for muh stream" but like the psvr, will just get dusty and unused after a while. The fact that his paypigs don't see this trend though isn't surprising though, as said earlier "A fool and his money are easily departed"

 

[neger psykolog]

On stream a couple nights ago he mentioned that he needs a PS4 PRO as well as a new 4K TV and he gave the usual excuses.

Maybe he knew that Kat was going to get one, and was just venting his feelings of being emasculated and convincing his audience along with himself that he too needs a PS4 PRO.

Now that I remember he said that he needed the console in an almost depressed tone, it was heavier and almost in passing. It felt less like he was going to justify a future purchase and more like he was comforting himself by getting it off his chest. Usually he e-begging is much more drawn out, but this just felt sad.

If you look at it in the scope of DSP since high school its probable that this is one of the few times he's probably been in this situation.

People like his parents, Leanna, John Rambo etc aren't particularly wealthy that I know of. While its easy to see rich people in the newspaper, its a bit different when its your friends.

He had the BMW and the house in Seattle which has always seemed like his metric of "success". Even buying the new fucking Toyota, he didn't skip out and buy a reliable shitbox car that would cost far less, but instead splurged on a ridiculously expensive car (compared to his finances).

If looking at it that way, then Kat has come along and managed to one-up Phil by buying a PS4 Pro. Obviously this makes it true that Kat is a detractor (for spending her own money) and also Sony and Playstation are detractors too.

 

[OneDaySon]

Whether or not he actually buys his own or 'borrows' hers, I'm predicting he's gonna be very salty when stream chat keeps saying he's using his girlfriend's PS4 Pro, and he'll deny it and get overly angry.

Yep then DSP will do the thing which after ten years he still hasn't learned which is - Don't respond. Even though he thinks he's "proving them wrong" and "beating them" he'll be giving them what they want which is an angry response and everyone will tell him not to respond but he will anyways because he can't resist. Ten years and he still does that. He still doesn't get people say shit they know is untrue because they want a specific response from him and they get it every time.

DSP's thing to soothe his conscience when it comes to his shitty ridiculous spending habits is saying he "needs" it. He needs a 4k TV, he needs a PS4 pro, he needs $300 headphones. Those $50 ones won't do it HAS to be the $300 ones, because he needs headphones like that. It's teenager stuff. "But MOM I NEED that new iPhone!" I'm sure there's talk of it in the psychology thread but he really does have the mind of a teenage boy still, he never grew out of it. His humour, his responses to stuff, his way of thinking, his lack of ability to be independent, it's all there. He's less of a manchild and more of a manteen.

 

[Faded]

What is the cost of upgrading his PC. Vs buying a new PS4 Pro?

 

[neger psykolog]

What is the cost of upgrading his PC. Vs buying a new PS4 Pro?

PS4 Pro 1 TB is $370 US (Amazon price)

You really wouldn't get much mileage with that in upgrading a PC. You'd still be able to get a GTX 1060 or GTX 1070 which would definitely make PC games a lot more playable. But the rest of his PC is super shit from memory.

 

[JamFlowMan]

DSP's thing to soothe his conscience when it comes to his shitty ridiculous spending habits is saying he "needs" it. He needs a 4k TV, he needs a PS4 pro, he needs $300 headphones. Those $50 ones won't do it HAS to be the $300 ones, because he needs headphones like that. It's teenager stuff. "But MOM I NEED that new iPhone!" I'm sure there's talk of it in the psychology thread but he really does have the mind of a teenage boy still, he never grew out of it. His humour, his responses to stuff, his way of thinking, his lack of ability to be independent, it's all there. He's less of a manchild and more of a manteen.

The funny thing is you know he didn't do any research into what makes a PS4 Pro any better then a regular PS4, he just got in his head he wants new stuff so he will get the new stuff. This wouldn't even be a problem if his business wasn't built on the foundation of pretending to be poor, but he wants to be the underdog while also living the high life and it is impossible to be both.

 

[BatChatillon]

He could have get Kat live on screen for a brief moment, maybe something casual (not the Leanna-style co-commentary and bickering) and that would have ended all discussions. But no, let's ban tons of people just for asking about Kat. Stay classy, DSP.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

The funny thing is you know he didn't do any research into what makes a PS4 Pro any better then a regular PS4, he just got in his head he wants new stuff so he will get the new stuff. This wouldn't even be a problem if his business wasn't built on the foundation of pretending to be poor, but he wants to be the underdog while also living the high life and it is impossible to be both.

You can see it in his older stuff as well - insisting that he's a "little guy" who's getting pushed around by larger YouTubers while also laughing at the haters for not being as popular and successful as him. In other words, he's apparently never heard that you can't have your cake and eat it too.

 

[_XXIII_]

If Kat has bought a PS4 Pro then there's zero chance Phil won't 'borrow' it or use that fact to imply he needs one.

Look at his 'muh girlfriend asked me to test her PC and I was amazing at Overwatch on it because no lag, my tv must be the reason I suck'. My money is on him using her PS4 Pro, him suddenly and unverifiably being great at a game and then claiming he needs one.

His fragile ego and jealousy form a potent mix where nobody is allowed to have better or be better than Phil.

 

[neger psykolog]

You're telling me Kimberlie Brink could've just bought a PS4 Pro to cuck DSP instead of a 12" black strapon dildo

List of items which trigger DSP:

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[Jmboote]

He could have get Kat live on screen for a brief moment, maybe something casual (not the Leanna-style co-commentary and bickering) and that would have ended all discussions. But no, let's ban tons of people just for asking about Kat. Stay classy, DSP.

Tfw the paypigs care more about Kat's well-being than Phil

 

[DiabeticSP]

People wouldn't ask about his girlfriend if he didn't keep bringing her up.

 

[Waveysauce]

Love how he acts all shocked with the sub drop. I think even some of his cult sees that if he was in so much trouble he wouldnt take multiple days off and then also keep changing his story on his taxes

 

[ANDS!]

Love how he acts all shocked with the sub drop. I think even some of his cult sees that if he was in so much trouble he wouldnt take multiple days off and then also keep changing his story on his taxes

"I don't get it. This has been a great couple of months of content: shamefully quit two online games, while making sure to insult fans, developers and detractors, and I continue to do poorly in PUBG while whining about it, the developer and other streamers who actually enjoy the game and make money off it! What more do you guys want?! Fine, I'll ignore upcoming releases to replay a decades old reboot with none of the charm of the original! This should fix things!"

 

[PieceofShet]

Well... I guess its pretty much confirmed HE BOUGHT A 4KTV FOR HIMSELF.
ON stream, he just said that someone wanna donate him a TV... so he started this bullshit story. In a week or so, he will say he got a new tv and he totally didnt bought it. Just like Switch.

 

[Woyzeck]

People wouldn't ask about his girlfriend if he didn't keep bringing her up.

I don't know about that. DSP's genuine fans are really creepy. They seem to obsess over his private life and have a strange "double-think" where they contrarily get off from helping him get out of financial trouble, while also idolising his lifestyle of never leaving the house, having "residual muscle" (or whatever shit it was he came out with), and being able to trick exceptional women into moving in with him. Even if he shut his mouth about Kat now, the detractors might stop giving a shit, but his fans wouldn't.

 

[James Smith]

@EddyB43 @SoapQueen1
Do you have any insight into the Twitch username that left these tips?

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I thought I'd already posted this, but that tracking number is not recent. If they sent DSP a large cardboard penis they didn't do it this year.

 

[OneDaySon]

My theory right now is that Kat told him off about constantly trying to get her involved in DSP stuff. I don't think she wants much to do with the DSPhere and this was kinda obvious when he first revealed her when he said explicitly she wants nothing to do with DSPGaming and we're not gonna learn much about her. I think this was legit and something that she told him, that she doesn't want to be a part of the whole DSPgaming thing and in order to get her over DSP agreed to it. I'm sure you all noticed though that as moving time got closer all of a sudden its "She'll be in DSP Tries it with me." and stuff like that "Maybe we'll do a playthrough together! I wouldn't stop her from getting a Youtube channel! Oh we could do cooking vlahgs together!" And it was noted by a lot of people that this was a very different story to what he was saying pre-Christmas about her not being involved. I think he was hoping she'd come around to it and was probably putting ideas in her head.

Then she arrives, time for the bragging, shoving her in everyones faces, tweets left and right, photos, prestreams etc. Talking about every tiny detail that's happening. Then it got a bit odd with sneakpictures of Kat playing Overwatch. Like she didn't wanna be in them but he still wanted to rub it in peoples faces. Then... radio silence. The pictures just stopped. Then whenever he references her in Instagram she's never in the picture, like when he said he was having coffee with her but the picture was of him holding a coffee cup. But she's clearly still there since he's Instagramming stuff she's cooked and Phil clearly hasn't made that himself I mean he flipped out when he had to boil premade pasta one time. So she's still there just not in the pictures.

Then came the current part where people ask where she is or what she's doing because Phil said she'd be doing all this stuff with him and he gets annoyed by it. Not just "Oh people keep bugging me about this annoyed" but Phil has this specific level of annoyance when you can tell he's super pissed off and what has been said has gotten to him and it's a touchy subject. You'll have all seen it. He has the tries to brush it off and not care but then spends really long responding despite saying it doesn't bother him response, the smug "WELL AKSHULLY" response and then the butthurt quiet response where you can really feel the butthurt in his voice and the last one is what is coming through in these responses to the where's Kat stuff.

So I think Kat said something to him where she doesn't wanna get involved and told him to stop taking pictures of her and since he agreed to it but is still pretty butthurt by it. I think he set himself up by thinking she'll be willing to constantly take instagram pics with him of their boring life and she's like "No, stop taking pics of me and stop asking."

 

[neger psykolog]

I thought I'd already posted this, but that tracking number is not recent. If they sent DSP a large cardboard penis they didn't do it this year.

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Yes, its from November, that was known (at least from DSHP's side, because he posted about it here) and the screenshots/text that Eddy posted shows they brought up the "cardboard penis" they'd sent a few months earlier.

Its definitely Diabeticshitheadphil, because he not only proved that he left numerous troll tips but also that he specifically sent a 29" cardboard dick with "kwality kahntent" written on it.

All of the posts Diabetic wrote about the cardboard dick on here, he later deleted because he was mad about being threadbanned. He also did post more directly about the 29" cardboard penis in several posts that he immediately deleted after making them (meaning no one saw those posts for anything more than a few seconds).

Here's the tips that DSHP left on the 19th Feb stream:

[21:29:3?] $5 Papa Drew "Don't be mean to my brothers Papa Lou and Papa Stu. By the way, did you like the 19" long cardboard schlong I sent you a month or two ago? Kwality kahntent."

 

[The Ancestor]

Remember when he got upset at low viewership and called his fans lazy when he was ‘busting his ass doing voice acting’ playing Pokémon? I wonder if he’ll eventually blow up and call fans lazy again for low subs.