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Those hat pictures look like the hats with the shitty wig hair sewn into it.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Those arms tho
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In that last pic, is it just me or does she look bigger than last time we got a full body shot of her? Holy shit. :islamic:
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I'm not a lesbian and I dislike her for being such a huge stereotype of homosexuals.
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But any time AL has anything interesting happening, she doesn't record it because she wants to be "in the moment". Remember how she was going to vlog the gay pride parade but instead she wanted to enjoy it for herself without blogging, so all we got to see was a few snaps of Rafe sitting on the side of the highway.
Not to mention, AL's size makes it incredibly hard to do anything interesting. Anything that involves being remotely active is too much work for AL. That's why she does shit like go on vacations to Knoxville with Becky only to spend the whole time in the hotel room and at restaurants.
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I think it's safe to assume she has reached Amy's weight now
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Who is more lesbian? AL or CWC?
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I'm actually pretty sure Amy is smaller than Amber. She just carries all her weight in the upper part of her body and has small legs considering the rest of her... Amber on the other hand, wellllll.
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Just like her "rounding" w/ the technicalities. When she's being a martyr and preventing hate, then she's totally taking responsibility for not putting the seatbelt on all the way. Let's praise her. When she's being called out for the seatbelt shoulder strap not being worn then it's this person being facepalm stupid for not knowing that she had part of the seatbelt on, which equals the whole thing and haterz is mean. Whichever suits her. Because even when she's wrong, she's still not wrong.
Everyone was so proud of her for admitting the shoulder strap wasn't on. She admitted she was wrong for once, and then she does smug shit like this on twitter.
When Amber's devil spawn gets crushed in bed she'll be like, officer, we HAVE a crib.
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im still so not convinced about therapy. i've read her post on fb and it gave me the worst feeling tbh. she is talking about being prescribed meds as if she won something or some shit. like... its was a much needed validation, you know? as in "ha i really AM depressed take THAT haterz". dunno. i dont think she actually understands what it means to go on antidepressants or to get her health problems fixed.
i mean, call me pessimistic, but as soon as AL gets even the smallest side effects (like dry mouth. it's a bitch, but goes away after a few weeks) she will say meds r killing her she's dying feels like an addict it doesnt work only makes her feel worse blah blah blah.
i was watching her random vlogs, and in JOURNALING HAUL vid she showed a shit tone of paper adhesive tapes. in a becky era vlog she shows them again, all unused. i don't know. these things are expensive, and she wont use them just cuz. it's fun to have them lying around and it's fun for her to pretend she's artsy and creative.
i'm expecting the same thing with meds/doctor. i do think she'll spend a lot of money on medical stuff, but as soon as it gets serious, actually dealing with problems. opening up to a therapist, getting through the initial side effects she'll quit. and the excuse is "well i did what i could, i PAYED for all that stuff do you think i'm stupid enough to just quit??" yes, amber, you are. singing doctor my ass, i'd say maybe it's cultural differences and doctors in america behave very differently to those in my country, but c'mon. why does she feel the need to lie about that kind of stuff?? it baffles me every time. again, it's like she's not telling us about a check up but tries to write a John Green book where everyone is quirky and weird and do random stuff. it's so strange, as if she doesnt quite get the reality of the situation. maybe it's a coping mechanism, but either way it's just sad and annoying.
on a side note, the rarity-getting-spayed vid was fucking ridiculous. does she think more dramatic she acts more caring she appears? that was so fake, christ.
i mean, call me pessimistic, but as soon as AL gets even the smallest side effects (like dry mouth. it's a bitch, but goes away after a few weeks) she will say meds r killing her she's dying feels like an addict it doesnt work only makes her feel worse blah blah blah.
i was watching her random vlogs, and in JOURNALING HAUL vid she showed a shit tone of paper adhesive tapes. in a becky era vlog she shows them again, all unused. i don't know. these things are expensive, and she wont use them just cuz. it's fun to have them lying around and it's fun for her to pretend she's artsy and creative.
i'm expecting the same thing with meds/doctor. i do think she'll spend a lot of money on medical stuff, but as soon as it gets serious, actually dealing with problems. opening up to a therapist, getting through the initial side effects she'll quit. and the excuse is "well i did what i could, i PAYED for all that stuff do you think i'm stupid enough to just quit??" yes, amber, you are. singing doctor my ass, i'd say maybe it's cultural differences and doctors in america behave very differently to those in my country, but c'mon. why does she feel the need to lie about that kind of stuff?? it baffles me every time. again, it's like she's not telling us about a check up but tries to write a John Green book where everyone is quirky and weird and do random stuff. it's so strange, as if she doesnt quite get the reality of the situation. maybe it's a coping mechanism, but either way it's just sad and annoying.
on a side note, the rarity-getting-spayed vid was fucking ridiculous. does she think more dramatic she acts more caring she appears? that was so fake, christ.
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The doctor singing is a very odd thing.
Most people don't go to the doctor because everything is rainbows and sunbeams. Usually you go to the doctor when you are sick or hurt. It would be very unprofessional for a doctor to waltz in the room singing Zip-a-Dee Do-Da and say, "well you are morbidly obese and going to lose a foot from diabetes, have a wonderful day!"
Unless the doctor was singing Fatty fatty two by four/ Can't fit through the kitchen door.
Most people don't go to the doctor because everything is rainbows and sunbeams. Usually you go to the doctor when you are sick or hurt. It would be very unprofessional for a doctor to waltz in the room singing Zip-a-Dee Do-Da and say, "well you are morbidly obese and going to lose a foot from diabetes, have a wonderful day!"
Unless the doctor was singing Fatty fatty two by four/ Can't fit through the kitchen door.
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The meat hanging from those arms.
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She has mentioned "baby fever" several times I think since she's been with Becks. She's trying hard to maneuver Becks into a position where she's tied down for good and I think she might think since Becks loves kids so much this ploy might work. She's lost Krystle apparently and she's desperate. With these two losers, where is the child coming from? No credible agency is going to give these morons a kid. Amber can't carry one. And as for Becky, well that's ridiculous. Then maybe she's just trying to get Thumb into a marriage situation. Who knows, but reading about her"fever " makes me sick to my stomach. She becomes genuinely repulsive talking about this.
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By "she wants to have a baby" does she mean she wants to raise a child or eat one for dinner?
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Hilarious. But it's all a ploy to trap Becky. She'd have to have and IUI, or IVF with donor sperm. Which is expensive AF. Or, go sleep with someone. *ahem* Eric. Can you even imagine? :islamic:
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That's a night shirt from Walmart. Gorl bought the biggest size and is wearing it as a regular shirt, though they're meant to go to your knees and be slept in.
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Amber is to the point she just carries the weight all over her body...feet, legs, fupa, arms. She doesn't seem to gain much in the front boobs, that fat goes right to her arms and back boobs for some reason. She's already starting to get a Tammy forehead. The last place when there is no more room is the forehead.
I said that about another shirt she bought from Walmart insisting it was a 3x and fit her. It said "keep going" or something on it...I thought it might be one of those big sleeping shirts so the 3x fit her like a regular shirt.
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In all honesty, I'd want to see proof she even knows the rules to any game. They're not exactly playing chess. I think they just move counters around randomly til CinderRicky comes home, feeds the creche and puts the Ugly Sisters down for sleepy-ni-nighs, complete with blankie and a dummy each. Then he cleans up their mess.
Fuck freeBecky. FREE RICKY! Poor CindeRicky doesn't even want to go to a ball, he just wants to stop breaking his own.
Dummy = pacifier. I think. Not sure what you guys call them.
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That reminds of her video on veganism or whatever shit where the thumbnail literally says "artifical insemination."
Anyways I doubt IUI would work since it's basically just turkey basting some sperm in there. AL's ovulation is fucked so no go. And they're too poor for IVF.
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Maybe "baby fever" is really "fever for the D" and AL has a hankering to lose that virginity of hers, perhaps to a certain bearded gay... or someone with a really long skinny penis.