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SoapQueen1 said:
LUL unemployment records

I like how DSP misled some old judges that didn't know better into believing $10 per person entry fees are to defray costs and didn't inform them it was actually a winner's pot too. I also like how he claimed he didn't intend to organize future tournaments. Early example of someone telling DSP that he violated a written agreement he signed, but it's ok because he clearly didn't know he was breaking the agreement.
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I really have a hard time understanding how much of a shekelstein you have to be to use your employee discount for a total of $8.1 on 3 fucking consoles.

Does no part of you say "hey, this transaction might raise a flag with corporate because I'm buying 3 consoles, maybe it'd be best if I just paid retail price"

Amazing.

(great find btw)
 
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Ptolemy said:
Indeed these are cursed times for Phillip. I think many people are too quick to suggest this will be his end or that it will be coming soon.

Phil will be doing this until the bitter end. After he moves back to Connecticut, after Kat is long gone, he will be playing so long there are paypigs.
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I somewhat think Kat will not be around for long she will find a job in Washington and bail. I do not think she is a gold digger at all. I actually somewhat admire her for being one of the only women other than Phil's mother to not take his crap and be used as an object. Leanna cottoned on to this with age and tbh she was somewhat taken advantage of. Kat is merely playing a game to keep the roof over her head but I think she is gonna be gone soon.

@SoapQueen1 holy crap what an amazing find, he was on about bestbuy the other day but damn...
 
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neger psykolog said:
I really have a hard time understanding how much of a shekelstein you have to be to use your employee discount for a total of $8.1 on 3 fucking consoles.

Does no part of you say "hey, this transaction might raise a flag with corporate because I'm buying 3 consoles, maybe it'd be best if I just paid retail price"

Amazing.

(great find btw)
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This is an employer that wanted him gone so bad, but didn't want to have their unemployment tax rate increase over it, that they fired him over $8.10.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Doing what? He can't stock shelves because his bad back. He can be a cashier because that requires standing. He can't work in lawn and garden seeing as he can't keep houseplants alive and is allergic to grass. He can't work electronics because he knows fuckall about technology. Can't work customer service because he has a shitty attitude and will end up calling someone an idiot. Can't work in produce or deli because he can't even make a sandwich correctly. Possibly could work in toys but would get fired after getting caught stealing a wolverine doll.
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Wow, it's pretty sad to see it actually laid out, point by point, how he is genuinely wholly unqualified to even get a job... AT WALMART. Like, that is a job that just about anyone could get, doing SOMETHING but, yeah, Phail has a reason that he couldn't hack it for almost any position. Maybe management since he has experience running his own busi.... Hahahaha you know what, I can't fnish that sentence
 
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PedoPhil said:
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He said all along his business plan was to move away from Patreon perks, and instead apply them to twitch subscription goals. His patreon dying is expected. No one is gonna tip via daily live streams AND give him a monthly allowance. Hell, his form of presentation is stale--why pay for something you can sit around and watch for free.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
So phil grinding through a game despite his ineptitude isn't hard work to the outside world? It certainly is for him
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Just imagine a potential employer watching him get stressed, frustrated, and raging... at a VIDEO GAME. Good luck getting any job, and the older he gets the more likely hiring managers are to be internet savvy.

Phil's going to move back in with his parents, and scrape together super-chats once he get's banned from Twitch.

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The difference in patrons is stunning. I wonder how long before cwc surpasses Phil? I mean as long as Christine stays committed to a schedule(lol).
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At least you can argue that CWC is derp-derp and is at least trying to support itself. Phil can't out-earn a legitimate charity case.
 
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Quan_Chi said:
The difference in patrons is stunning. I wonder how long before cwc surpasses Phil? I mean as long as Christine stays committed to a schedule(lol).
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Believe it or not, this is a drop for Chris, he lost $72 this month, which makes February's take = $821. Also, Chris has been slacking a lot on his schedule for the past few months, with Patreon updates few and far between.

Also, I'm unsure how DSP runs his Patreon, but Chris recently set his to immediately take the money from the patron, so you know that he most likely took in the full total of that money. I swear if Chris joins Twitch, he will get his mortgage paid off.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Doing what? He can't stock shelves because his bad back. He can be a cashier because that requires standing. He can't work in lawn and garden seeing as he can't keep houseplants alive and is allergic to grass. He can't work electronics because he knows fuckall about technology. Can't work customer service because he has a shitty attitude and will end up calling someone an idiot. Can't work in produce or deli because he can't even make a sandwich correctly. Possibly could work in toys but would get fired after getting caught stealing a wolverine doll.
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I think his next step will be quitting DSPgaming (as streaming/LPs) and literally just beg on streams. It'll be "There's no jobs out there! I haven't worked in 10 years! Muh back is acting up again and I got health issues I don't want to talk about. I can't work and no one will hire me anyways (obviously due to his "health issues" and "da haters" and not his personality or laziness). I had a 10 YEAR LEGACY that was ruined by idiotic detractors who SWATTED me and filed FALSE COPYRIGHT STRIKES against me! I'm fucked! I can't even buy gaems anymore d00d. Literally every penny I make will be going to try and save "da business". So please, donate if you can to help. I want to do this full time again. I HAVE to. There's no other options so please please please donate. " He'll still find a few people here or there who will buy into it and then he'll just pocket the money and go back to watching Netflix and WWE.

I don't ever see him going out and getting a job. He's too prideful. He doesn't want to adjust and he won't do anything that makes him feel like he's taking an L to the detractors. Quitting Youtube/Twitch to go get a full time job is just not on his radar, at all. Even a few years ago when shit wasn't as bad people mentioned even doing something part time and he had a bunch of excuses. He'll keep trying to make a living somehow off of the internet.
 
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AmericFront said:
Or he can go to GoFund me
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Sadly, I need money becuase my back's girlfriend can't work as no jobs exist. *snort*. Polygamy is illegal, so I can't just have more soul-mates uh huh huh. *wet snort*. I really need your support! *long pause* I make great con-tent, and people really love what I do-BUT. Sadly, detractors, haters, and trolls have uhhhh *snort* forced me to beg. ACK ACK ACK. But seriously, folks, I need your help mmmkay? Kat.. KAT, come out and dance for my donations, baby. That's right ACK ACK ACK.
 
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Accoutrement said:
Reminds me of the people begging on the highway off-ramps, and behind them are "Now Hiring" signs for fast food.
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the difference is the person begging on the street doesn't have a house or a shower

phil does have a house.. and a shower.. oh and a car too
but you know when things go bad he will just go "WELL TIME FOR DISABILITY NOTHING I COULD DO ARF ARF ARF"
 
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the difference is the person begging on the street doesn't have a house or a shower

phil does have a house.. and a shower.. oh and a car too
but you know when things go bad he will just go "WELL TIME FOR DISABILITY NOTHING I COULD DO ARF ARF ARF"
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I would bet most of the beggers I have seen have homes. They are wearing expensive coats, clean shaven, and aren't begging in a low-income area. They can make more money begging for a day or two (cover the bills) then actually getting a job. It's the same thing; they want a quick buck rather than solving their issue.
 
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