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Phil decides to call his special Twitch number

Phone: "You will be transferred to Twitch Support Center in approximately 1 min."

Phil: "Cahm on dood! This is bullshit"

10 min later

Phone: "Hello Twitch Support Center how may I help you?"

Phil: "Yes hello, you're stupid fucking site is taking away my subs. Do you even know how to run a business."

Phone: "I'm sorry to hear that sir, we have been having that problem. May I get your name?"

Phil: "This is Phil Burnell aka DSP aka The KING of Hate."

Phone: "Alright Bill, let's take a look. Hmmm well we seem to have no indication your Twitch account has been affected by the recent glitch. Your sub count is currently 420. I'm sorry 419.....418."

Phil: "Ok ok ok OK! Will you please transfer me to your boss, you know, someone who will actually help me and not be a complete moron."

Phone: "Sir, I can but they will most likely tell you the same thing."

Phil: "Then get me someone who can help me with you stupid fucking site! *pompous laugh* so stupid. You know what? I want to talk to the CEO of the company."

Phone: "Sir we aren't going to transfer you to the CEO."

Phil: "I am a user in need! The King of Hate! Are you so shitty that you can't even help me?!"

Phone: "Listen, The King of Bait. We see no problem on our end and you're getting quite aggressive. We hope you have a good day." *hangs up*
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
Phil decides to call his special Twitch number

Phone: "You will be transferred to Twitch Support Center in approximately 1 min."

Phil: "Cahm on dood! This is bullshit"

10 min later

Phone: "Hello Twitch Support Center how may I help you?"

Phil: "Yes hello, you're stupid fucking site is taking away my subs. Do you even know how to run a business."

Phone: "I'm sorry to hear that sir, we have been having that problem. May I get your name?"

Phil: "This is Phil Burnell aka DSP aka The KING of Hate."

Phone: "Alright Bill, let's take a look. Hmmm well we seem to have no indication your Twitch account has been affected by the recent glitch. Your sub count is currently 420. I'm sorry 419.....418."

Phil: "Ok ok ok OK! Will you please transfer me to your boss, you know, someone who will actually help me and not be a complete moron."

Phone: "Sir, I can but they will most likely tell you the same thing."

Phil: "Then get me someone who can help me with you stupid fucking site! *pompous laugh* so stupid. You know what? I want to talk to the CEO of the company."

Phone: "Sir we aren't going to transfer you to the CEO."

Phil: "I am a user in need! The King of Hate! Are you so shitty that you can't even help me?!"

Phone: "Listen, The King of Bait. We see no problem on our end and you're getting quite aggressive. We hope you have a good day." *hangs up*
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You forgot to add "Would you like me to do your job for you?" other than that you captured him perfectly.
 
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So where the hell is Kat?? No more pics of her and Phil, no appearances on stream, no audio from her even peeking into Phil's office to say "hey babe how are you? Are you winning at these shooter games??" No way a legit girlfriend would stay so lowkey. Women love communication and affection, not being thrown in a pit in the basement on some Silence of the Lambs shit.

Something is wrong here. Phil is way too defensive about her absence. It's almost like she's an official missing person now. She has zero online presence now? A young lady with zero social media presence in 2018 is so extremely bizarre and rare. I'm just ranting here but this is just too weird. She has no life anymore, Phil controls everything. Like, why did he need to get her a damn phone if they're both going to be in the house 6 days out of the week? What happened to her transferred job? What is with the BS excuse that her license is invalid in Washington (that is NOT how Driver's Licenses work! If they DID work like that, then people visiting the state would be fucked, yes?)

I think when she moved in they quickly started to realize how different things would be. Moving in with someone yoy have only seen a few times is a vey bad idea because you don't know that person well enough to adapt. I think she quickly realized how terrible Phil is and is now wanting to GTFO as gracefully as possible and distance herself from him. And if she does leave then I guarantee Phil will downplay the entire thing and act nothing happened or ignore the situation.

"Who's Kat? I don't know what these trolls are talking about ack ack ack. Get banned, loser! Spreading nonsense!"

"Oh wow the camera's on? The camera's been on the whole time, huh? Hallo!"

Seriously though, until Phil brings her on stream or even posts a single pic of them even PRETENDING to look like a happy couple, I will consider her a hostage in enemy territory!

(Coyld you imagine Phil going to Gamestop and using her tax return to buy himself that PS4 while Kat's beheaded body was stuffed in his crawlspace at home...)
 
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BusyMaribo said:
https://youtu.be/p-6pwt2W0iQ

Fuck off...just.... Fuck off...

How has he not seen that HE is the problem here....
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"MY SUBS ARE DOWN!! It's not me!! IT'S A GLITCH!!"

Hmmm, why does this sounds so familiar.....

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You can literally switch out the words "YouTube" and "views and revenue" with "Twitch" and "subs". LOL

Can't wait till he starts to pound another company in the ass again for answers.

I'm sure it'll work out this time around! What could go wrong?!
 
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"Guys good news! Today We hit the tier 1 sub goal this month! *Snooooooort*

I know subcount only shows that we have 397 subs but that' s because Twitch is having a glitch with subs and Hassa.....i mean my insidemahn in twitch told me my actual sub is 501 now isn' that great Ackackack

So we will be doing out patreons choice event again, you know what *BuuuuuuuRp* wow kuuuize me that was disgusting, anyways you know what that means guys! For those who paid to sub me please now go to patreon dot com slash darksydephil to pledge 5 bucks or more to me so that you can vote Ackackac "


I can totally see this happening by the end of the month
 
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Drip Feed said:
He doesn't look after himself well enough to even keep up with frame data, what he thinks should have landed, 100% didnt land and gets punished (Then proceeds to show you the controller with him pressing the button down which even a child would call autistic), but saying that, he cant even block correctly, so maybe hes just actually lost all capability to play fighting games, hes not even that old either, sad.
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This is a man who last week was playing GTA: SA and said, during the dance sequence, that you have to press the button early to get a perfect. No, DSP, you just have shit reaction time so you need to press it before you notice it's in the circle instead of when you notice it's in the circle like everyone else.
 
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Seriously though, until Phil brings her on stream or even posts a single pic of them even PRETENDING to look like a happy couple, I will consider her a hostage in enemy territory!
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Phil was concealing her behind a pay wall for the cooking show. Didn't want to devalue her presence with it spammed all over his instagram and gameplay. We'll probably start seeing more of her now, since Phil shit canned the "watch my girlfriend make food, and also maybe be jealous of my life" vlog.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Is this a thing thats always there? I just noticed it... someone is really desperate... pathetic.

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I think that's new. Clearly hoping it'll be different. It won't, there's absolutely no incentive to dono. He awkwardly shouts you out and there's a very good chance he won't answer you if you ask a question, could even get banned.

He's too late if he thinks he's magically gonna hit that 2k. All the big boys have gone for whatever reason.
 
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samovski said:
I think that's new. Clearly hoping it'll be different. It won't, there's absolutely no incentive to dono. He awkwardly shouts you out and there's a very good chance he won't answer you if you ask a question, could even get banned.

He's too late if he thinks he's magically gonna hit that 2k. All the big boys have gone for whatever reason.
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It's not really new, he said he'd never do it because it'd detract from his true & authentic raw italian youtube uploads. But he did it during December.

So yeah, he doesn't really do it on every single stream. But I guess its his new way of doing a fundraiser.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
Phil was concealing her behind a pay wall for the cooking show. Didn't want to devalue her presence with it spammed all over his instagram and gameplay. We'll probably start seeing more of her now, since Phil shit canned the "watch my girlfriend make food, and also maybe be jealous of my life" vlog.
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Until he decided to scratch that and do a Fake-A-Thon. I mean a Rage-A-Thon. Yes.
I can imagine Kat wasn't happy with his proposal and he jumped on the first alternative he could find.

So, the other topic right now:
What will be glitched next besides Youtube and Twitch? The air in his house? Can't open windows, doods. Pressing windows! But fresh air won't come out!
 
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Christopher Alyre Fleming said:
I'll tell you exactly how Phil has always pictured himself in his mind's eye. Him, arms folded, head tilted to the side shooting you a sideways glance like in the title card of those shitty Tru TV reality shows with a look on his face that says "I got harsh opinions. DEAL WITH IT!!!"

I know you're not supposed to get angry over lulzcows, but that aspect of his personality has always infuriated me, knowing what a cowardly faggot he is in real life.
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DSP on stream: I've got your IP address, you dumbfuck. I'm going to come to your house and fuck your shit up! I'm tired of this fucking bullshit!

*See DSP in person*

DSP: Hey bro, I was just playing man. I was just cutting a promo, lol, but let's just say it was a prank and do DX crotch chops instead! That'd be hilarious right? Right?! OMG please don't kick my ass I'm sorrrrrrry!

DSP back on stream: "He knew he fucked up *take a sip*. But I said "you know what? I'll let it slide this time, okay. We'll just pretend it was a prank to spare you some embarrassment. Tell you what though...Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of that detractor's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. Ack ack ack omg what an idiot."
 
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Why is he playing the shit HD remaster of Silent Hill 2? Doesn't he have a PS2 or a launch day PS3 with backwards compatibility? I thought that was one of his favourite games, so you'd have thought he'd play the original PS2 version or the directors cut which are vastly superior in their presentation for the 'proper' experience.
 
Phil is going to play Literature Club (overall a good game) after it's meme value ran it's course MONTHS ago.

Not only that, he's playing it on a stream where hes going to be playing other games as well?

Even if you hammer the god damn forward key it's probably 2 hours until you get to the twist where the game gets interesting.

So not only is he playing a slow paced true visual novel (there'snot even puzzles like Danganronpa) but he's squeezing it into a lineup of totally different games and not giving it time to pay off

Wow
 
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Noob-Noob said:
Phil was concealing her behind a pay wall for the cooking show. Didn't want to devalue her presence with it spammed all over his instagram and gameplay. We'll probably start seeing more of her now, since Phil shit canned the "watch my girlfriend make food, and also maybe be jealous of my life" vlog.
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If he was smart he actually would have really held her a secret and then offer the sub goal for cooking with her. Then some of his fans and semi fans or even some people just super curious of her would have probably subbed. Instead he had to try and act like a don baller and show her off to his cult and prove to others that he was able to get a gf...... then people found her, checked her boring content and lame personality and now dont care to see anymore

also she seems to be off her game. last night he was saying she made him clam chowder and it went bad because they didnt eat it for a few days but it was in there for a week because "SHE.. forgot to throw it out when it was spoiled" said it as if it was her job

but LMFAO at snorts most recent vid at the 24 min mark..... "kat cooked a ton yesterday so today she can do whatever she wants"
 
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