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What an insufferable cunt utterly.
1) Those words he said about that child were vile, it came from a hateful place - yeah Kat you are fucking this guy.
2) His actions towards his last fans - come on son.
3) Finally that remark about Jennifer Aniston - guess what Phil a woman is more successful and talented than you and you berate her calling her forgettable and untalented. Well guess what "Who the hell are FICA?!" your tax situation and a Rachel quote.

Any word on how much he has made tonight also additionally he looks ill as fuck his skin is freaking grey and his hair is gross as hell.
 
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How could you not be able to play that? It has complicated mechanics, but it also has extensive tutorial material that you start with and virtually everything you can click has a tooltip that shows up on hover. I could understand playing it badly, but actually having no clue what you're doing is ridiculous.
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Phil insisted that he didn't remember any of it, and that it would take him 'an hour and a half' to complete the tutorial again, which he already did 2 years ago, so there was no point. As to the hovering, he did that all of once I think, but he was also playing on console so I think you need to press a button to make stuff pop up. That was obviously too much work/Phil also didn't know how to do that.

Also, Phil seemed disinterested from the start and I think he was looking for the first out, which meant the quickest path was to refuse to play the tutorial, then quit on the grounds that he didn't know how to play it and the patrons should have known that.

I assume that, for the tutorial, he was counting from the intro scene until you have all of the town unlocked (though the game gets random well before that). But this is a curious thing to remember from a guy who forgot to bring any torches into the dungeon. He brought 4 shovels though. It's like he was tying to make it impossible.

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Conclusion of the stream, he goes back to shitting on patrons for picking Darkest Dungeon. Phil knew this, the patrons did not, morons.

Phil says that, because he completed all the boring parts, people can request Doki Doki again if they want to see the good parts.

21 subs today, Phil is claiming. He is again explaining that the count shows he is down in subs from the start of the stream and asserting that there is something wrong with the sub count. I'm just speaking hypothetically here, but I don't think Phil is keeping track of which of those are resubs. So he probably lost 5 today, not 20, but the majority of the 21 he 'gained' were just resubs, so the overall number barely moved.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
so how much money has he made tonight?
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AckAckNothingICouldDo said:
Even if it is only one dollar, it still would be too much.
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Phalanx said:
Any word on how much he has made tonight also additionally he looks ill as fuck his skin is freaking grey and his hair is gross as hell.
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Approximately, since I don't know when the marathon actually started (and since it's not over yet):

Unique cheerers: 57
Total cheers: 548
Final bit total is: $ 139.61
Average cheer: $ 0.25
Subs: 18 (18@$4.99, 0@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 0 gifted)
Final sub total is: $ 45.00
Total Subs (via Nightbot): 424
Unique tippers: 0
Final tip total is: $ 0.00
Live pet total is: $ 0.00
Total money is: $ 184.61

So it's a little bit better than his usual streams, but it also includes a huge $51 cheer from someone. There was also a $100 tip.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Look at this guy...

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With that logic, phil could give us 5 bucks, i mean, it shouldn't hurt him anyway at this point.
 
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chairgate said:
lol "this would be easier if I had a new mouse, yeah I think I need a new one"
"what time is it? 630? *sighs*, alright keep going.."

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Translation: "Open your wallets and buy me a new mouse, slaves. And a new TV. Oh and a new Playstation, too."

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My fucking sides
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Why can't I have a girl to bone and watch DSP?
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Because women don't typically engage in sexual intercourse with the severely mentally disabled.

I also love how he's still being an absolute abrasive asshole to people while streaming on Twitch -- to children no less. This despite the fact that Twitch is watching him now, and that behavior of his has the real possibility of earning a Twitch ban with their new TOS. I'm sure that'll work out for him.
 
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Keystone said:
Translation: "Open your wallets and buy me a new mouse, slaves. And a new TV. Oh and a new Playstation, too."





Because women don't typically engage in sexual intercourse with the severely mentally disabled.

I also love how he's still being an absolute abrasive asshole to people while streaming on Twitch -- to literal children no less. This despite the fact that Twitch is watching him now, and that behavior of his has the real possibility of earning a Twitch ban with their new TOS. I'm sure that'll work out for him.
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not only that, but if your watching dsp all day, when will you find the time to go out and fuck someone? like DSP needs all your money, you can't be spending that on someone else. keep it noted that he appeared to stay in chat WELL AFTER these images. girl just got turned down so he can watch a man complain about his THROBBING hand
 
Here is a new theory. Phil is not in financial dire straits. He has enough to pay his bills and his taxes and he has a little bit saves away. I think Phil was given an ultimatum.

You can do your little Darksydephil shtick until it falls below $x amount a month. If you stop making $x a month you agree you will make an honest attempt get a real job. If you expect us to be together and for this to work you need to be able to have a reliable paycheck.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Here is a new theory. Phil is not in financial dire straits. He has enough to pay his bills and his taxes and he has a little bit saves away. I think Phil was given an ultimatum.

You can do your little Darksydephil shtick until it falls below $x amount a month. If you stop making $x a month you agree you will make an honest attempt get a real job. If you expect us to be together and for this to work you need to be able to have a reliable paycheck.
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I'd buy this theory if he had ever shared his finances with someone else. I don't believe PandaLee was even showed as much as a bank statement during their relationship. And he's only met kat 3-4 times before her moving in, even with them being "soul mates" I just don't see it. Plus who gives someone an ultimatum after moving in for less than a month into that other person's house?
 
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Just to add a little more to the Darkest Dungeon fail. It's especially impressive because that's one of the better games for streamers with small audiences, such as Phil. For anyone who hasn't played it before, you get to name all of the characters you recruit, and a big part of the game is managing your party so you're constantly using different groups and recruiting new people. Naturally, smart streamers take advantage of this and name the characters after people in the chat. Some even make it a sub reward. It's an incredibly simplistic thing to do, but boy does it get people invested. Jaimas (please correct me if I'm wrong) has a thread where he ran through the game with KF users to show how effective it is. It gets even funnier with all the times Phil has complained about viewer interaction this week. If he put even the bare minimum effort into it, the game is super interactive.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Just to add a little more to the Darkest Dungeon fail. It's especially impressive because that's one of the better games for streamers with small audiences, such as Phil. For anyone who hasn't played it before, you get to name all of the characters you recruit, and a big part of the game is managing your party so you're constantly using different groups and recruiting new people. Naturally, smart streamers take advantage of this and name the characters after people in the chat. Some even make it a sub reward. It's an incredibly simplistic thing to do, but boy does it get people invested. Jaimas (please correct me if I'm wrong) has a thread where he ran through the game with KF users to show how effective it is. It gets even funnier with all the times Phil has complained about viewer interaction this week. If he put even the bare minimum effort into it, the game is super interactive.
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Any type of interacting with his audience outside of banning, acknowledging subs/cheers is a no go for him. ack ack ack
 
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Phalanx said:
Well consider he on estimate with youtube made 2312$ that is with his last 30 days views but saying if they were all monetised which they all wont be. Say 50% so thats about 1650$ this is applying curses., cut as they are 80% cpm. So phil made about 5000$ which applying the mortgages is nearly 3k not including bills or credit cards. The guy is fucking drowning at this point cus the fucker is buying Aquaphina and downing V8 daily thinking he is Mariah fucking Carey and going to trader joes not walmart.

Time to throw the towel in Phil. You are dead this point plus for 600 views his chat is dead as hell
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Forgive me, but how? He doesn’t even crack 1k views a lot of the time. His autistic bavklog cannot possibly get him that much money.
 
Why is it all his special events seem to be even shittier and more boring than usual. Something like DDLC isn't that hard to have fun with as a streamer.
 
the lack of motor skills during the getting over it stream proves hes actually losing it, theres typically 3 moves in the game,, a wide swing, a shallow swing and a launch, he did every move but never in tandem, he thought manically swinging wide would get him up to the second layer, but from what i saw he didnt even get to the first major annoyance (cramped vertical lamp cave) it was a terrible thing to watch.
 
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