🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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So this morning ralph had a fucking meltdown of epic proportions.

Tldr; this girl helped release over 1000 hours of audio of an alt right discord. She claimed her alt right boyfriend she dated to help inflitrate this group would abuse her physically.

Ralphs writer, WildGoose, decided to "interview" her for a story and uh this is what he thought would get him his "answers".

Girl then makes it public and tells Ralphretort to handle its writers, especially after the recent events of his editor killing his dad. Ralph has a meltdown, blocks her and then pretends he doesnt know the "writer" and hes a "guest". Its pretty funny.

One thing to add to this exceptional storm is that this chick actually slept with some neckbeard loser to "infiltrate" the alt-right.. If that doesn't get her a thread here, then I don't know what would.

 

[introman]

What kind of echo chamber has Ralph created in his 'publication'? How did it ever get so bad?

Most people in the "alternative newscape" are snowflakes with emotional issues, un-diagnosed mental issues, and unrealistic goals. It's almost a requisite to make it an echo-chamber because without it - they realize that their tards who could of spent their time doing more important things in life. Delusion is the hardest drug to quit, and ole' ralphy boy still has a long road ahead of him.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

UPDATE:

Ralph decided to attack the girl in an hitpiece article, lied and slandered her. Left out that the original Writer he had doing this story threatened to rape and beat her if she didnt anseer questions. Now we got a potential LOLSUIT incoming.

Ralphs sock account now blocked her due to her threatening legal action if he does not remove the hitpiece

This is amazing

Bonus points, good ol ralph here decided to clickbait using MisterMetokur as his opening. Youd think he wouldve learn something from prison. Guess not

Ever since Milo got exposed and gamergate died, nobody cared about Ethan.

Well look no further! Due to ralph making less than 100 dollars a month, he decided he would do a week long Morning Kumite of him just challenging anyone to boost his site! Im sure this wont end with him drunk, screaming, sperging and writing article after article on every single person that "steps into the ring".

I am 50/50 that this is some gay troll doing a 24 hour ops but if not, we will have some entertainment for the week.

This chick is claiming she contacted Ralphs Parole Office for cyber harassment. I am on the fence here but you make what you think of it.

 

[Jaimas]

Ever since Milo got exposed and gamergate died, nobody cared about Ethan.

Honestly, Ralph was kind of in a descending orbit even before then, when he started skirmishing with other GG supporters and losing his shit over Bro Team Pill making fun of him. He cashed in what little credibility he had pretty early on in the Autism Holy War with personal army requests and when the GGRevolt thing started Ralph immediately wandered over that way because he always felt going after the professional victims unit was paramount in his eyes. He wouldn't listen to saner heads on his side that told him to lol calm down, and the bulk of GG's community sites disavowed him long before GG ended in October 2015. I have some respect for the guy for getting Brianna Wu to melt down in one of the funniest goddamned ways to date, but that respect will not stop me from making fun of his ass.

Ethan Ralph has always been like this. I have some concerns regarding the legitimacy of the evidence brought here by KOP (not enough archive links), but color me completely unsurprised if it turns out to be true.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Honestly, Ralph was kind of in a descending orbit even before then, when he started skirmishing with other GG supporters and losing his shit over Bro Team Pill making fun of him. He cashed in what little credibility he had pretty early on in the Autism Holy War with personal army requests and when the GGRevolt thing started Ralph immediately wandered over that way because he always felt going after the professional victims unit was paramount in his eyes. He wouldn't listen to saner heads on his side that told him to lol calm down, and the bulk of GG's community sites disavowed him long before GG ended in October 2015. I have some respect for the guy for getting Brianna Wu to melt down in one of the funniest goddamned ways to date, but that respect will not stop me from making fun of his ass.

Ethan Ralph has always been like this. I have some concerns regarding the legitimacy of the evidence brought here by KOP (not enough archive links), but color me completely unsurprised if it turns out to be true.

This is all publicly on twitter, just go to the accounts. Its hilarious. He just sent this out now trying to victimize this autism storm he caused

 

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I am 50/50 that this is some gay troll doing a 24 hour ops but if not, we will have some entertainment for the week.

This chick is claiming she contacted Ralphs Parole Office for cyber harassment. I am on the fence here but you make what you think of it.
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If this turns out to be true and Ralph is sent back to prison over it, then it has to be added to his OP. Getting sent back to jail over harassing a literal thot that he didn't even get to fuck is the most hilarious parole violation ever.

Honestly, Ralph was kind of in a descending orbit even before then, when he started skirmishing with other GG supporters and losing his shit over Bro Team Pill making fun of him. He cashed in what little credibility he had pretty early on in the Autism Holy War with personal army requests and when the GGRevolt thing started Ralph immediately wandered over that way because he always felt going after the professional victims unit was paramount in his eyes. He wouldn't listen to saner heads on his side that told him to lol calm down, and the bulk of GG's community sites disavowed him long before GG ended in October 2015. I have some respect for the guy for getting Brianna Wu to melt down in one of the funniest goddamned ways to date, but that respect will not stop me from making fun of his ass.

I find it hilarious and kinda weird that he doesn't seem to have had a single moment of self-examination after not only going to jail, but also seeing one of his writers fucking shoot their own father to death. Nope, he immediately gets back to internet dumbassery right out of the joint.

 

[Jaimas]

This is all publicly on twitter, just go to the accounts. Its hilarious. He just sent this out now trying to victimize this autism storm he caused
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Goddamn, it's like the guy has no settings between "off' and "high."

 

[Bryan Dunn]

If this turns out to be true and Ralph is sent back to prison over it, then it has to be added to his OP. Getting sent back to jail over harassing a literal thot that he didn't even get to fuck is the most hilarious parole violation ever.


I find it hilarious and kinda weird that he doesn't seem to have had a single moment of self-examination after not only going to jail, but also seeing one of his writers fucking shoot their own father to death. Nope, he immediately gets back to internet dumbassery right out of the joint.

MisterMetokur asked the chick and ralph to get on internet bloodsports. She DMed me asking what to do?(not sure why) She opted out of Bloodsports to just take him to court as she claimed she is very serious right now. If this isnt a troll then ralph fucked up again

 

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MisterMetokur asked the chick and ralph to get on internet bloodsports. She DMed me asking what to do?(not sure why) She opted out of Bloodsports to just take him to court as she claimed she is very serious right now. If this isnt a troll then ralph fucked up again
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Did you archive that article of his? If so, then please post a link to it here. I have a very strong feeling that this will turn into a hilarious saga, how can it not with ANTIFA Mata Hari in the mix?

I hope she sues him for real so we can have a new thread candidate for the Lolcow LLC board.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Did you archive that article of his? If so, then please post a link to it here. I have a very strong feeling that this will turn into a hilarious saga, how can it not with ANTIFA Mata Hari in the mix?

I hope she sues him for real so we can have a new thread candidate for the Lolcow LLC board.

I dont click shit blogger articles. Someone else can archive it. Its still up.

Ive been getting ralphs "wife"(who lives in london while he is stuck at his moms house in Virginia, recently admitted by him on his most recent livestream)socks and his socks spamming me literally foaming at the mouth for laughing at this. I think Ralphie has his priorities mixed up if this girl is for real.

This psycho is now writing a libel piece on me for bumping his thread lol. This guy is fucking insane

 

[theralph]

Literally none of this is true and some of you guys are getting played by Bryan Dunn once again. Have you forgotten about me already outing him as a fraud on this very board once already?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bryan...johnson-toastyroasty.7451/page-6#post-2258708

The only thing that happened was Goose sent that woman some troll shit, because that's what he does, troll people. It's clearly a joke post to her DMs. Regardless, I haven't talked to him in weeks. He tweeted at me once about KC and that's all I've said to him in a month. He doesn't write for my site, I took all his articles down in October. He wasn't trying to get an interview on my behalf, Bryan Dunn made that up out of thin air. But yet some of you eat it up with a spoon lol.

I wrote an article about the chick totally seperate from anything he did and I did it for laughs. There's nothing libelous about it. Dunn is so mad because he think I caused his ex to leave him cold, which I did have a hand in tbf, cause I thought it would be funny.

http://archive.is/UlRxC

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The only thing that happened was Goose sent that woman some troll shit, because that's what he does, troll people. It's clearly a joke post to her DMs. Regardless, I haven't talked to him in weeks. He tweeted at me once about KC and that's all I've said to him in a month. He doesn't write for my site, I took all his articles down in October. He wasn't trying to get an interview on my behalf, Bryan Dunn made that up out of thin air. But yet some of you eat it up with a spoon lol.

I wrote an article about the chick totally seperate from anything he did and I did it for laughs. There's nothing libelous about it. Dunn is so mad because he think I caused his ex to leave him cold, which I did have a hand in tbf, cause I thought it would be funny.

http://archive.is/UlRxC

Dude I have zero to do with this feminist chick and you. Personally I think its a troll account, im just having a laugh at your expense. You need to calm down and stop taking shit so personal. I may not like you but im out out to get you sped. This isnt a slapfight, its just funny how this is turning out, as you do this to yourself with noone elses help.

I have no personal gripes with you other then you lie alot on your site and are a vindictive asshat who cant control himself(see your arrest record). I honestly told this girl not to do anything she doesnt feel she should do but im not yours or her tard wrangler, though you do fucking need one

 

[theralph]

Bryan, you are literally the biggest liar I've ever come into contact with throughout my entire life. And that is no exaggeration. If you think I believe one word of that, you're dumber than I already thought you were. Anyway, I'm pretty much done here. I just saw you were trying to spread that lie about Goose, so I wanted to correct the record and remind people how I outed your catfishing on this very board and made you look like a fool.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan, you are literally the biggest liar I've ever come into contact with throughout my entire life. And that is no exaggeration. If you think I believe one word of that, you're dumber than I already thought you were. Anyway, I'm pretty much done here. I just saw you were trying to spread that lie about Goose, so I wanted to correct the record and remind people how I outed your catfishing on this very board and made you look like a fool.

You could go ask that chick to confirm herself if you dont believe me. Im not you, I dont set up gay operations about shit that isnt true. I came across her account when she got into a slapfight with goose and she ran with him wanting to interview her after those discord leaks dropped. Not everything that happens to you is somehow my fault you nutcase.

The girl claims goose was trying to interview her, the girl is claiming she contacted your parole officer, the girl is claiming shes suing you, this girl is claiming she feels harassed and bullied by you and your staff or guests or whatever you call it. You should REALLY talk to the chick instead of quadrupling down on that autism man. Words of wisdom.

I find it funny in you tard rage you allude to the fact that you tried to poison the well of my real life relationship between me and my ex for "fun".

And you call me the alog

 

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I dont click shit blogger articles. Someone else can archive it. Its still up.

Bryan, if you want to be informative about anything in your life, then providing archives is necessary, if you're not willing to put in the necessary work, then fuck off and don't post.

BTW, I find it really odd that you couldn't take 1 minute out of your life to archive this, adblock does exist, and even if it wasn't, giving Ralph less than a cent to archive what you think is his lolmilk is hardly a bad investment at all.

http://archive.is/LoLLv
https://theralphretort.com/sleeping-with-the-alt-right-to-own-the-alt-right-307018/

Literally none of this is true and some of you guys are getting played by Bryan Dunn once again.

Dumb shit, nobody believed Bryan wholeheartedly, in fact, his thread only grew during your time away.

Here's your 1st reading lesson if you still can't comprehend that:

If this turns out to be true and Ralph is sent back to prison over it, then it has to be added to his OP. Getting sent back to jail over harassing a literal thot that he didn't even get to fuck is the most hilarious parole violation ever.

Ethan Ralph has always been like this. I have some concerns regarding the legitimacy of the evidence brought here by KOP (not enough archive links), but color me completely unsurprised if it turns out to be true.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

Ive been getting ralphs "wife"....

Bryan, you putting wife in quotation marks might be the single best bit of projection in the history of the Internet.

Here are the nudes of the lolsuit-filer, Twitter's @pettybeelover:

Spoiler

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan, if you want to be informative about anything in your life, then providing archives is necessary, if you're not willing to put in the necessary work, then fuck off and don't post.

BTW, I find it really odd that you couldn't take 1 minute out of your life to archive this, adblock does exist, and even if it wasn't, giving Ralph less than a cent to archive what you think is his lolmilk is hardly a bad investment at all.

http://archive.is/LoLLv
https://theralphretort.com/sleeping-with-the-alt-right-to-own-the-alt-right-307018/


Dumb shit, nobody believed Bryan wholeheartedly, in fact, his thread only grew during your time away.

Here's your 1st reading lesson if you still can't comprehend that:

He believes(from what I can read) that I am either The Girl who seems like shes going to sue him or I am planning an operation with the girl. Reality is, I am nowhere near any of this. Hes just having a meltdown and hoping that lashing out at his "archnemesis" will stop some chick from getting his ass back in prison. Its kinda sad tbh.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Why are all your lives so empty that you even engage in this shit.

Join a fucking a gym.

 

[Begemot]

So this is how gamergate ends. Not with a bang but with a whimper. e-celebs were a mistake. We just need Teridax here to make this even more harrowing.

 

[Detective Squirrel]

This is going to be fun... A fat man claims he went on a diet, when he in act had no choice but to eat what they have him, Who's entire claim to fame is to start e-drama and run to his glorified blog who is manned by people who kill their fathers or threaten people for information (ITS JUST A PRANK BRO) has been freaking out about some fucking random girl off the street and looks like she's going to sue him.

At this point he may end up taking another mandated vacation...