Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and fat balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

It's absolutely pathetic that you found enough material out of my boring life to get to 27 pages. How many times can you recycle the same bald jokes?

Easily, you'll find

Now talk shit about your fellow sexual deviants or get the fuck out
 
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It's absolutely pathetic that you found enough material out of my boring life to get to 27 pages. How many times can you recycle the same bald jokes?

this thread is tiny compared to others because indeed there's not all that much to discuss/laugh at.

additionally, i would be surprised if the amount of time any of us spend here, keeping up with twitter, and writing dumb jokes amounts to more than 2 or 3 minutes once every few days at most (i can say that for myself anyway). it only looks like a lot because there's a handful of us.
 
Katelyn, I think, you understand KF better than 99% of people who have threads here. You know that we're just weirdos who want to sit and laugh at idiots who make fools of themselves. We aren't a cabal secretly working to kill trans women. We're, more or less, harmless, barring any publically available 'secrets' we expose. There are hardly any cows on these boards I would want to stop producing milk.

Now, the people you really need to worry about is the Rat King. Somebody who doesn't like you is gonna find out you posted here, and create a call-out tweet thread about 'internalized transmisogyny' and then they'll eat you alive. Good luck with that, you seem fairly normal and sane for a troon.
 
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It's absolutely pathetic that you found enough material out of my boring life to get to 27 pages. How many times can you recycle the same bald jokes?

Why not a wig though? I wonder this about quite a few of our trans-cows.

I get hair extensions are very expensive, but a decent wig is a one shot expense and can be quite affordable. Are wigs comfortable? Nope and hell no. But women in the 1950's and 60's wore them daily in the pursuit of the femme ideal without complaint, black women wear them all the time. Female beauty standards aren't easy to live up too as every woman can tell you. Also, women's shampoo commercials are a lie and involve lots of fake hair.

It appears passing or being read as female is important to your identity. A good wig would do more for you in that dept. than almost any other expenditure you could make and definitely the one that gets the most bang for your buck.

FYI: Tell your brigade of trans-outrage merchants they've done more to make cis women go TERF than the TERFs could have ever dreamed of doing.
 
Elbowing his way into women's-only spaces and thinking he fits in just fine, this guy is a prime example of a man who thinks men are better at everything, including being women. If he hadn't thrust himself into the public eye -- if he'd quietly transitioned and lived out his life as a happy woman of middle age -- we would simply never have heard of him. I have no sympathy.

"I told my wife I wanted to live out the rest of my life as some kind of very public freakish monster, and she left me instantly! And tried to take the kids! Can you believe how selfish?"
 
That answers that question. It seemed weird that Burns would think that complaint would do anything useful but it also seemed weird that someone ELSE would try such a dumb trick without asking for permission first.
 
Your absolute selfishness and the horrible way you treated your wife that you talked about in your twitter spergout is way more material than just "haha ur bald"

Yes, you're right. I was hurt and angry when I first came out and said some really shitty things about my wife and other family members that I now regret. I'm pretty sure I deleted that thread awhile ago.

But no, it wasn't selfish to transition in the first place. Spouses don't own each other.
 
It sounds like your wife understood your desire to dress in women's clothes to be a fetish when you first brought it up to her. Later in life, when you tell her you're going to transition, it sounds like you're just dedicating your life to your fetish regardless of the consequences that decision would have for your family. Isn't it wild how someone with a family can suddenly announce that they're going to make a radical changes to their life, and that can affect other people besides themselves?

People going through divorces often say a lot of things they regret. I don't know much about you, @JFC, save what I know from skimming this thread, but I hope you and your wife are in a place where it's easier to be cordial. You're on KF often enough though based on those sick Twitter clapbacks, so why not come join us in laughing at Internet dorks? Movie night's fun, too.

I wonder who this "hacker collective" is? Are all troons with some kind of social media presence allowed to choose one to represent their interests? Maybe it's like shopping around for insurance, but instead of making sure your car's covered, it ensures that you always have a Call of Duty clan with a couple 12-year-olds that can DDoS at your beck and call.
 
God damn, Katelyn comes out swinging. I'm gonna briefly consider apologizing for calling you a pussy.
Relative to others who've joined their own threads, she's made a good showing thus far. Alas, a reasonable or conciliatory nature combined with any modicum of success in a mainstream field only makes it inevitable she'll be either set upon or effed over by the less reasonable side of the systerhood... as we see with this absurd DMCA.
 
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