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BallBuster said:
Premium access to forum where a pineapple head, a horse fucker, a massive racists, and whatever the fuck Amity is live 24/7? It just sells itself doesn’t it?
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Don't forget the ONE patreon thread you get exclusive access too.
 
BallBuster said:
Premium access to forum where a pineapple head, a horse fucker, a massive racists, and whatever the fuck Amity is live 24/7? It just sells itself doesn’t it?
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Hell, judging by his posts the last few days, I'd wager even pineapple head would have a problem with this. The guy's getting dangerously critical of Phil and getting shit thrown at him for it, so if he has any fence-sitting going on, this'd push him right off. I'd hope. Surely even pineapple has feelings, right?

I'm guessing Phil wants this crap so that people can no longer drop bombs on the forums whenever a new controversy rolls on by (which is a win for us, because those autists are always ruining the fun.) He'll be even more sheltered from outside influence, after which his only contacts to the trolls will be on Twitter and through Twitch chat. Just a little bit more squeezing and he'll be in a fallout shelter, rambling madly about "detractors."
 
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Does anyone have any idea how old Amityville is?? His last forum avatar he looked like a 15 year old 35 year old.
 
BusyMaribo said:

Is he seriously trying to redesign a basically dead forum?

Listening to it again... He wants people to pay to have premium access to his forums... This fucking shitlord..
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Hahaha! "Good luck finding my playthroughs on YouTube. Let's say you were looking for my Bodycount playthrough, you search bodycount playthrough on YouTube and you'll never find mine"

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Real hard shit to find eh?
 
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In honour of Phil re-playing Bully, here is a sample SAT question.

Phil is to Let's Playing as:

a) Jean Racine is to Playwrighting
b) Nikola Tesla is to Electrical Engineering
c) Brendon Fraser is to Hollywood Acting
d) Walter Payton is to Running Backing

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BusyMaribo said:

Is he seriously trying to redesign a basically dead forum?

Listening to it again... He wants people to pay to have premium access to his forums... This fucking shitlord..
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He seriously thinks YouTube changed da magic algorithm so that his videos don't show up for some dumb fucking spiderman game of all things. No shit you moron? That's what happens when you disable commenting, spam the shit out of uploads and do everything possible to piss off people so that they spam the shit out of your name.

Plus there's no doubt that the number of people who watch 16 hour "raw gameplay" videos are far fewer than those that watch things like a 10 minute edited review.

I know he's DSP but it still amazes me how he does nothing but say things that make me think he's stupider than I thought he was the last time he said something stupid. How this man even manages to breathe without someone giving him a guided instruction booklet goes against all odds.

If we still lived in prehistoric times then DSP would've been the guy that got killed by the velociraptor crew because he gave up running after 30 seconds to mumble on about some dumb shit. I'm amazed this person has survived not only natural selection as a fucking sperm and an embryo, not only through early childhood and high school, not only through university but every day since. The fact he is still living is a marvel at this point.

That he doesn't walk around his house with a fork trying to stick it in power sockets is something I refuse to doubt because no one could ever be this fucking stupid. At this rate I'm inclined to believe he drives down the highway going the wrong direction as dozens of cars all swerve out of the way causing massive traffic accidents and severe injuries.

My best explanation for his constant stupidity is that he must've been the kid that stuck a fucking wolverine toy up his nose, and its still lodged up there somehow impairing his natural tendency to do something more stupid than just opening his mouth on a daily basis and putting an end to this 10 year legacy permanently.

And his solution to try and improve things... to fucking categorize videos on his website? Who in the fuck would visit a 3rd party website when they could just go to YouTube in the first place?
 
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neger psykolog said:
And his solution to try and improve things... to fucking categorize videos on his website? Who in the fuck would visit a 3rd party website when they could just go to YouTube in the first place?
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It worked for That Guy With The Glasses 10 years ago you mentally ill booksmart morahn. You forget Phil has a real adult BUSINESS DEGREE, okay?
 
neger psykolog said:
He seriously thinks YouTube changed da magic algorithm so that his videos don't show up for some dumb fucking spiderman game of all things. No shit you moron? That's what happens when you disable commenting, spam the shit out of uploads and do everything possible to piss off people so that they spam the shit out of your name.

Plus there's no doubt that the number of people who watch 16 hour "raw gameplay" videos are far fewer than those that watch things like a 10 minute edited review.

I know he's DSP but it still amazes me how he does nothing but say things that make me think he's stupider than I thought he was the last time he said something stupid. How this man even manages to breathe without someone giving him a guided instruction booklet goes against all odds.

If we still lived in prehistoric times then DSP would've been the guy that got killed by the velociraptor crew because he gave up running after 30 seconds to mumble on about some dumb shit. I'm amazed this person has survived not only natural selection as a fucking sperm and an embryo, not only through early childhood and high school, not only through university but every day since. The fact he is still living is a marvel at this point.

That he doesn't walk around his house with a fork trying to stick it in power sockets is something I refuse to doubt because no one could ever be this fucking stupid. At this rate I'm inclined to believe he drives down the highway going the wrong direction as dozens of cars all swerve out of the way causing massive traffic accidents and severe injuries.

My best explanation for his constant stupidity is that he must've been the kid that stuck a fucking wolverine toy up his nose, and its still lodged up there somehow impairing his natural tendency to do something more stupid than just opening his mouth on a daily basis and putting an end to this 10 year legacy permanently.

And his solution to try and improve things... to fucking categorize videos on his website? Who in the fuck would visit a 3rd party website when they could just go to YouTube in the first place?
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There is a simple explanation really and that is Phil never growing past his teenage years.

Keep in mind this man has never been in a position where a job was the alternative to being homeless. He was "spoiled" by the ad revenue train early on, the fact that he never really had any authority to guide them or telling him to shut the fuck up when necesary.

Now you have that same teenager stuck in a 35 year old man's body without any idea of how the world around him works.

Part of me wishes Phil never loses his business because i have no fucking idea how this 35 year old child with no legacy left is going to do to survive.
 
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