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Cooking with the Kat Soon?
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How much y'all wanna bet it's going to be fucking awkward just like the Leanna vlog
 
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Am I the only one hoping she's a bitch like Leanna? I don't want a pleasant person in DSP videos tbh.
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You can no doubt expect a fake gummy smile as she nods along with what phil says, when the camera is on her.

I wonder how it'll work though, if she will just be behind the camera talking (Leanna 2.0)
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Actually be in the view finder the majority of the time.

Either way i sense a lot of fake smiles from her for some reason.
 
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Anyone wanna be autistic about how Phil basically says YouTube is illegal? Because of how a slanderous video could be made which causes someone to kill, which then would cause people to sue YouTube into oblivion? I know zero about law but this seems wrong
 
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PUBG - March 10, 2nd stream commentary

SHOUT-OUTS!

CAREER CHOICES
"I didn't choose to do this for a living. There was no decision." ???

THE CRAFT
"I'll be honest with everyone, just making an edited YouTube video is VERY EASY. Doing live improv reactionary commentary is TOUGH."

CHARITY
"People don't realize this because - as I said - I never made charity public, but for those couple years that I actually did make a lot of money on YouTube I actually did do some pretty charitable things but I don't talk about it and I won't." You just talked about it.


The Road to PUBG
It's been 10 days of shenanigans since the last PUBG stream. Since then we've seen:
  • A 24 hour Twitch suspension.
  • A direct point of contact made at Twitch.
  • The word "fundraiser" stricken from all texts in the realm.
  • An 11 year-old who is part wolf. Deal with it.
  • A record-setting 30 minute Darkest Dungeon ragequit.
  • A not-a-fundraiser with an unreasonable goal of 110+ Twitch subs AND $2,000 in tips.
  • A single workday's worth of tax paperwork that left him with a headache, dehydrated, stressed, and nearly blind.
  • BOLD ALL CAPS TAX UPDATES added to the gaming schedule and pinned on Twitter.
  • ELPRESADOR.
The salt is going to flow tonight.


Pregame
  • Prestream starts with talk of the "Tax Accountant/Attorney." I guess he's multi-classing now.
  • 2 new "trial mods"
    • @MrSwagginz and @infinite_55
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  • "Let's see how they do."

Match 1
  • After an under thirty minute prestream we're off to the races.
  • This is the longest he's been away from PUBG since he started playing it.
  • I daresay he's excited to play this. Cool.
  • First cheer is from Derich via proxy.
  • Lands at the Prison. Immediately in the same house as someone else. Gets an M16, sprays wildly, and gets a kill.
  • Gets killed out of nowhere. It catches me by surprise too, but I'm also 5 beers in.
  • Parting shot: "Oh! Wow."
  • Place: 52
  • Killed by: M4
  • Guns at time of death: M16, Mini14, Stun Grenade
  • Number of kills: 1

Match 2
  • "Hopefully this time I don't land next to a million people." He landed by one person. And he killed him. With his lover, the M16.
  • Chat is talking about Fortnight vs PUBG. He doesn't like it because of how unrealistic it is. Doesn't say he likes PUBG, though. Won't go that far.
  • Says people were bored during Heavy Rain. That disappointed him. He is hoping the upcoming influx of new releases at the end of March will bring more people to check out the streams.
  • And we're talking about taxes again.
  • Runs across the landscape. Takes fire. Takes cover. Reads cheers. Runs and takes fire. Gets away. Reads cheers. Oh fuck! Takes more fire. Runs and successfully flees yet again.
  • 36 players left and his controller batteries are low. Will they last the final 15 minutes of laying prone in the grass?
  • Spots a guy in the distance and gets a long range kill with the M4.
  • Gets in a close range firefight with another guy. Everyone but Phil hears the pin pulled, see the guy throw the grenade, and hears the grenade hit the ground. Phil dies.
  • Parting shot: "Oh! Frag Grenade! It just showed up out of nowhere?! It made no noise or nothing!"
  • Place: 4
  • Killed by: Frag Grenade
  • Guns at time of death: M4, AKM, Stun Grenade
  • Number of kills: 1

Match 3
  • @infinite_55 gets his green cheer badge for a tithe of 75,000 bits.
  • Lands in the wilderness and complains about the lack of guns. This from the guy that shits on Fortnight because it's not realistic yet is unhappy with the gun distribution on the totally realistic PUBG Battle Royal Murder Island.
  • Gets killed while trying to loot buildings while reading cheers.
  • Parting shot: "Oh. I'm dead. Nothing I could do." Goes back to reading cheers without missing a beat.
  • Place: 73
  • Killed by: Micro UZI
  • Guns at time of death: S686
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 4
  • Chat is talking about the average consumer overspending and it elicits this response:
"The 'overspending' that I have done honestly was not overspending. It was spending that if I had kept maintaining the amount of revenue that I was making at that time - when I spent that money and incrued that debt - I would be fine.​

The problem was I moved across the country in 2014 making a certain amount of money, and then immediately in 2014 YouTube changed the search algorithms so that people who have shorter videos like me, their stuff tanked. So immediately I had a big dip in income in 2014.​

Then in 2015, I had the false copyright strikes, I had to delete a bunch of prestreem videos from my channels resulting in millions of views deleted meaning that my-my-my channel was completely obliterated in this YouTube search renderings [???]​

So between the years of 2014 and 2016 my income went down by about FIFTY PERCENT, and that's not an exaggeration. It went down about FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT within two years.​

I don't know anyone living on a budget making a certain amount of money, and then in two years have half as much and not have a hardship, know what I mean?​

Like, it wasn't overspending if I was still making the amount of money I was making when I spent that and incrued [I think he's mixing the words 'accrued' and 'incurred'] that debt. That's the problem. It's that year after year, after year, my income went down, went down, went down, because of all the things that happened on YouTube that were negative. So, you know, it sucks."
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  • Chat asks something about video editing and we're treated to another word salad that contradicts what he's previously said about edited videos:
"I'll be honest with everyone, just making an edited YouTube video is VERY EASY. Doing live improv reactionary commentary is TOUGH.​

I've been telling people this for years and years. When people criticize me and said 'Phil, all your videos on YouTube suck because you don't sit there in front of a video editor for hours to edit it and make it look spiffy, and put in effects and transitions, and cut out the dead parts.'​

You guys realize that's easy shit? The hard shit is sitting here playing the raw games. That's the hard part. Streaming is WAY harder than editing videos for YouTube, okay? It is! Real Talk™!"
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  • Gets a car. Flips it up and onto the drivers-side. It eventually falls back onto its tires. The complains about his car being a piece of junk and hanlding like crap.
  • We get to see one of my favorite endings, where he drives a smoking, flaming vehicle while taking fire. He's forced out of the vehicle and is immediately sniped.
  • Parting shot: "What an amazing game."
  • Place: 26
  • Killed by: Kar
  • Guns at time of death: M16, Mini14
  • Number of kills: 0
Match 5
  • Stares at his crotch.
  • Parachuting onto Military Island, his hated foe.
  • Flips out while landing because he thinks someone else will be landing on the same roof as him. Then they don't so he's cool.
  • Walks out of a building and is maybe 20 feet behind another guy. Despite his proximity, he takes a close range shot with the Kar single-shot sniper rifle, which goes wide. The guy turns around and Phil dies with both a revolver and a frag grenade in his possession.
  • For all his bitching about the game's lack of good gunplay, it's his decisions that are the cause of the game's percieved poor gunplay. He chose the worst weapon for the situation. The revolver would have worked much better than a sniper rifle at that range AND given him 6 shots. An underhand, cooked grenade would have been beautiful. But no, it's the game's fault.
  • Parting shot: "Well! Here's a full automatic SCAR. I have a single shot Kar98. I wonder who is going to win that exchange?"
  • Place: 68
  • Killed by: SCAR
  • Guns at time of death: Kar, R1895 (revolver), Frag Grenade
  • Number of kills: 0

Match 6
  • "Already the frame rate's in the toilet." Kat scoff.
  • Accidentally sprays with the M16.
  • Talking with chat about wrasslin'
  • Catches a guy coming out of a house. Sprays all around the guy, who runs behind a building. Phil reloads. "What a great game."
  • Phil starts to circle the building and I'm hopefull he's going to find the guy and finish it. Nope. He takes the guy's jeep and runs away. "See you later asshole. I stole your car."
  • He goes off on Ronda Rousey and his perspective on her UFC career is uninformed nonsense. This is one of those moments when Phil runs his mouth at something you're knowledge about and you realize just how much of what he says are knee-jerk opinions at best and outright lies at worst.
  • While driving the dune buggy a jeep crashes into him. They both stop. They other guy gets out. Phil backs up while the other guy shoots him. Phil gets the other guy to run after him, and once he's too far away from his jeep, Phil guns it and runs the guy over. Credit where credit is due, that was a good move.
  • After driving around in circles forever, runs another guy over.
  • Tries to run over a third guy but he's hugging a tree and Phil can't get close enough. The guy and the circle are both chipping away at him.
  • Parting shot: "What the fuck?! Was that?!"
  • Place: 15
  • Killed by: Whatever you call this:
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  • Guns at time of death: M16
  • Number of kills: 2
Match 7
  • I notice his two new mods both still tip and cheer to talk to Phil. Maybe that's normal? I can't keep the natural laws of the Chaos Realm straight anymore.
  • He misses the fan art that people do for him. He says he hasn't received much of it recently and it's dissapointing. He's hoping that will change with the influx of new games soon.
  • Flips a jeep.
  • 38 players left. Game crashes.
  • Parting shot: "Oh noooooooooo!"
  • Place: ?
  • Killed by: the game
  • Guns at time of death: M16, M4, Frag Grenade
  • Number of kills: 0

Postgame
  • Real Talk™: 2
  • Wrasslin' discussions: 3
  • Asshole Attorney mentions: 3
  • Tax explanations: 4
  • Kat scoffs: 1
 
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kamekmagik said:

Anyone wanna be autistic about how Phil basically says YouTube is illegal? Because of how a slanderous video could be made which causes someone to kill, which then would cause people to sue YouTube into oblivion? I know zero about law but this seems wrong
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You know slightly more about the law than Phil.
 
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