DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[MissDMeaner]

I legit feel really awful for this girl. She wants no part of this video. Poor thing.

 

[kamekmagik]

I watched some of her stuff on her channel and she was not bad at all. She just kind of talked about the game and whatnot. She seemed very if not decently comfortable streaming. Way different from this video.

That's when she was in camera on her own free will, not in her captors house

 

[FinalGoutdown]

Extremely awkward video; very uncomfortable to watch. Viewers aren't left admiring this loving couple without a care in the world, but instead are puzzled, trying to figure what the fuck goes on when the camera is off and the script hasn't been carefully outlined.

This is not a positive video, and despite whatever DSP had in his peanut brain that releasing this would accomplish, surely it does the opposite. OK, she exists and is willing to at the very least tolerate being in the same space as him--but is that the same thing as love? She hardly glances up from her lap, she's got her eyes so trained on the floor as she chews her lip. There are two "Kat segments" that probably account for about 1/6 of the video. SHE'S the big reveal, so why is it still about DSP? And Leanner is conspicuously absent from the conversation as DSP once again rehashes the past and how those dang, dirty trolls affected him and his parents.

Kat doesn't watch his streams, so whatever info she's gleaned comes from DSP himself or negative videos targeting her. Sounds like gaslighting to me.

 

[Panpizza]

I felt so uncomfortable watching her in that vlog, almost as uncomfortable as she looks, there is absolutely zero chemistry between them, where he gets soulmate from i really have no idea.

This is gonna end in tears.

Every time he reaches that atrophied little arm of his to rub her shoulder, I'm genuinely a bit repulsed. Pretty amazing.

 

[MissDMeaner]

True love happiness forever

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

I felt so uncomfortable watching her in that vlog,

I could only watch it for about a minute or so. It was just too damn awkward. I couldn't even point & laugh. Just felt....sad.

 

[Monday Michiru]

The old bitch got an EDITED reveal video! For Valentine's Day! On Phil's main channel. And the video has a custom description. The new bitch gets a reveal video on a channel that's EVEN MORE DEAD than Phil's now-dead main channel. On just some random day. And her vid's description is just the usual begging -- honestly worse than no description.

What do you guys make of that big increase in runtime, though? 2:01 to 17:46 in six years.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

 

[MissDMeaner]

I think she's asking for help with her eyes

 

[boxybum]

She legitimately looks sad. Jesus Phil what is wrong with you.

 

[WarehouseKiwi]

There was nothing "soulmate" about that. Jesus Christ. No chemistry or affection at all. Phil has made us cringe plenty of times over the years, but this was something new entirely. This was really uncomfortable (and challenging) to watch.



At least Leanna was getting out and about, had a job, had friends there, was keeping busy with her soap thing, etc. The writing was on the wall with her; she was leaving sooner or later. Admittedly the Kat saga is still early days, but I'm getting a different vibe here, a much more uncomfortable one.

 

[Draza]

But...But Phil is the lady's man! He said that he gets all the girls! How can this be?

 

[TheGoutinator]

Fuck me, a minute in and I'm ready to hit the X button. The cringe levels are through the roof.

 

[Preferred Penne]

#SaveTheSoulmaid

 

[WeeblesWobble]

I'm willing to bet that Phil doesn't watch his videos before he uploads them. He probably thinks that watching them in OBS as he does them is good enough. He is so focused on rehashing his shit about how detractors fucked him that he doesn't notice the soulmaid is having a nervous breakdown and barely holding her shit together.

I'd like to think she'd be that quick to cut her losses and head back home, but she seems like a fairly simple-minded girl with a passive personality, and she'll be easily taken advantage of. I'm sure Phil will try all the same tricks he did with Leanna in order to string her along despite a complete lack of intimacy and companionship.

Sucks that some people are too stupid to see they're in a shitty situation and fix it, but that's life. If I had to guess, she's probably very homesick right now, and deeply questioning her choices. If Phil manages to get her to start working, he can keep her around long enough for her to accept her new life as the soul maid for the near future.

Just like Panda, she is thousands of miles away from anyone she knows. She has no license, no job, no friends, no money. She is trapped with Phil and she can't even leave the house to get some fresh gout free air. It's been a month and this is what she looks like.

 

[Colloid]

Wow, and I thought I had bad relationships. Wouldn't be surprised if she was gone before the end of 2018.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I'm willing to bet that Phil doesn't watch his videos before he uploads them. He probably thinks that watching them in OBS as he does them is good enough. He is so focused on rehashing his shit about how detractors fucked him that he doesn't notice the soulmaid is having a nervous breakdown and barely holding her shit together.

There's no way he actually watched this before uploading. He could use that as a terrible excuse for not realizing she was clearly not enjoying herself and rectify the situation by deleting it and apologizing (lol that'll never happen), but if he did watch and still decided to upload then that really shows what a sociopath he is. The video only raises more questions, and red flags, than answers.

 

[Surly Muppet]

"It's really good here, I really love it here... versus where I used to live.... I'm not going to say where."
"For reasons we're going to explain obviously in this video."
"But no, I really love it here, and I love being with... Phil... I'm just really excited for all the things we're going to be able to do in the future."

1. This is never explained... or is the explanation just 'because of the dang dirty detractors'?
2. What even is that statement... 'versus where I used to live'... apparently Casa de Gout is only good on a relative scale?
3. That pause before 'Phil'...

It's possible she's just really awkward. But then that means she didn't want to do this video and she was probably nagged by Phil until she agreed to do it, which is sad. And that is the best case scenario I can come up with. And you know with Philbert... it's never the best case scenario. This video is basically a detractor's fever dream of the most awkward possible first Kat video DSP could have put out. Shy of a frame by frame remake of the Panda reveal, this is about as awkward as this could realistically have gone. Just astounding.

 

[Viktor]

The Soul Maid Saga: Come for laughs, stay for feels

 

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