DSP introduces everyone to his new girlfriend - who may or may not be blackmailed into submission

[Van Darkholme]

Stage 1: Regret.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Can someone please explain the "may or may not be blackmailed into submission" thing to me?

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

she's too good for him and the torrent of shit he leaves in his wake. hopefully, for her sake, that's the last we see of her for quite some time.

 

[El Porko Fako]

That's the kind of face a 15 year old girl makes when her dad just told the boy she has a crush on about her first period and how she has man farts. The absolute disgust and disdain in her face in those pictures is a work of fucking art. Jesus.

 

[Null]

Can someone please explain the "may or may not be blackmailed into submission" thing to me?

it is a human sociological interaction known as humor

 

[Red Dragon]

5 minutes and a cup of wine later, I present you this masterpiece:

I'll see myself out.

 

[The Dude]

Shit, man, she looks fucking PISSED. I mean, she's staring daggers at Phil, like she's planning on a sure-fire way to kill him or knock him unconscious so she can escape. Do we need to start checking missing persons reports to see if this poor girl's family is looking for her?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I don't give a single rancid shit about DSP.
I don't care about his thread, I don't care about his drama, I don't care about his subforum, and I make fun of people who do.
But even I have to admit:
That is one unsatisfied bitch.

From what I hear, he's a bit lacking in the pound town potential, and that's unfortunate, and it's not like he asked for that, but still, that is one unsatisfied woman, and I'm at a loss as to why he'd upload anything where she was so clearly unhappy with her choices.

 

[El Porko Fako]

she's too good for him and the torrent of shit he leaves in his wake. hopefully, for her sake, that's the last we see of her for quite some time.

Unfortunately, it probably won't be. Phil wouldn't want to lie and disappoint his fans after promising them she's going to be in the new DSP Tries It videos.

I hope it gets to the point where she is so fed up with doing fast food videos that she starts sounding like a bitchy house wife and tears him down completely with passive-aggressive comments about his weight and health. That's the kind of really awkward, dark humor that would actually get me to tune into these videos.

 

[Pikimon]

Cute couple

 

[Ghostse]

I've seen hostages held at gunpoint with more enthusiasm than that...

Don't kink shame.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Doesn't Phil know it's not good to frighten horses like that?

 

[millais]

She's blinking "HELP ME" in Morse code on repeat throughout the video.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe he's going to make her some spaghetti and meatballs afterwards

 

[Jack Awful]

Time to gear up, boys.
Looks like we got a hostage to rescue.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I've seen less awkward couch interviews on efukt.

 

[Covfefe]

If this doesn't prove that Phil is legitimately, medically socially/emotionally reeetarded I don't know what will.

 

[Jack Awful]

Related

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

She seems like someone who was convinced she was dating PewDiePies contemporary

He sounds like Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley .

 

[MY 405]

I’m with @The Dude on this one. This looks horrifyingly like “last known photos”. She looks like she’s been kidnapped.