DSP introduces everyone to his new girlfriend - who may or may not be blackmailed into submission

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/973101316124819456
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/973099951407300608
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https://twitter.com/theycallmedsp/status/973070949619609600?s=21
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The last time I saw that look some sped in my tenth grade class smashed a table into collapsing with his chair and had to get pacified by building security. Proceeded to never making an appearance again since that day.

What on God's green earth was Phil thinking would happen after she gave him that stink eye? Might as well enjoy bullshitting through your teeth while you're swimming in deep shit, this is fun.
 
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I only pop my head in to the DSP zoo when something gets featured, so I don't know that much about the guy. Still, I know he's called the "king of hate" and has constant stupid drama swirling around him and his 'career(?)'

So I just don't understand why the hell he would make a video basically introducing all the people that hate him to this person he should theoretically like. What the hell is the purpose here? I promise I watched a total of about 40 seconds skipping around but it was just too cringy to get through.
Desperation, his daily money has been tanking hard since he lost a couple of big whales recently, now he is trying everything he can to get it back up again.

I think he made a huge mistake letting her on stream, like you said, he just showed her to his haters, and given what happened to Leanna (his previous girlfriend), that can't be good at all.
 
Yeah, reading the thread back everything that can be said about her looking like a fucking hostage has been said so I can't really further this thread in that way. That horrified grimace she wears is the face of an engineer as he watches helplessly as another train barrels straight towards his own.
 
Seeing Phil rant about the haters and people who want to hurt him while sitting next to a very clearly uncomfortable and scared looking girl is probably one of the creepiest things I've seen in a while.

"We don't need to tell everyone every single thing about what we're doing all the time, because then they'd use that against us right?"

"Y-yeah"

I really hope this isn't the start of some gruesome news story. She needs to get the hell out of there.
 
Now imagine if Kat, by some stroke of luck, got popular on twitch. And we're talking much more popular than Phil. Can you imagine the jealousy that would manifest in that house? Especially if his reaction to fans liking Rambo more in project 7, and him just losing his shit on camera because of it is anything to go by?

"MUH 8 YEAR LEGACY! You're only popular because of ME! REEE!"
 
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