Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Fleeb]

Maddox wrote a new article!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

Spoiler: TL;DR

 

[AnOminous]

He would use anything to hide his baldness. Fake crown, veil same difference.

If you are George Ouzounian, any time you tell a lie, it's a bald-faced lie.

Maddox wrote a new article!

He's still bald. Because he has no hair on his head. He's bald.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

That famalamadingdong is sure an angry cuck.

Also his website is completely Web 1.0. He's old. He's an old man. Because he's superannuated. And old. He's an old dude.

 

[YW 525]

Even with the large font that Maddox likes to use, that article was pretty short compared to his old stuff.

 

[:thinking:]

Maddox wrote a new article!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

Spoiler: TL;DR

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You're Steve or Susan who lives in the Midwest

What he really mean is:
I'm George who used to live in the Midwest and that's where I'm going to end up real soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Why would you admit to this? Doesn't this leave him open for some kind of legal retaliation?

It totally does and this is the kind of shit the lawyer for the other guys should be filing. It is literally incomprehensible that a guy who is supposedly representing you would just flat out shoot you in the dick like this incompetent hack just did.

Could Landau be trying to worm out of sanctions over it by being able to say he made Maddox disclose it to the court?

I honestly give up. I can't read his mind and maybe he doesn't have one. I just know if I'd done that act of malpractice where he filed for a default judgment a month before the deadline, I'd literally fucking kill myself because I wouldn't be able to live with the shame and humiliation.

 

[Monster of the week]

Maddox wrote a new article!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

Spoiler: TL;DR

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Is he... is he chastising people for tyring to have fun and be happy?

 

[Gangster Talk]

Even with the large font that Maddox likes to use, that article was pretty short compared to his old stuff.

No more "Back to how much I rule..." link threw me off, but I was surprised when I hit the end of the article and thought the page wasn't loading properly at first.

 

[AprilRains]

The creatures in silhouette in that drawing...

...are they meant to be cucks?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Maddox wrote a new article!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

Spoiler: TL;DR

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"You don't have a squad and you barely have goals", says the guy whose fanbase abandoned him and who thinks a $20 million lawsuit is the surest way to be able to pay rent next month.

 

[HG 400]

I just know if I'd done that act of malpractice where he filed for a default judgment a month before the deadline, I'd literally fucking kill myself because I wouldn't be able to live with the shame and humiliation.

You posted on Kiwi Farms 57,000 times, so in all honestly I think you'd be able to bear it.

 

[The Manglement]

That new Maddox article hit me right in the feels. I remember like 15 years ago, when Maddox was relevant, and his writing came off as a lovably roguish misanthrope. Now I know he's just a fat middle-aged cuck who is genuinely unhappy that there are people out there who aren't as miserable as him.

I feel that if Maddox didn't get a tiny whiff of e-fame back in the day, his website would have deteriorated into something like Time Cube, a series of angry, insane rants nobody can comprehend or care about.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Now I know he's just a fat middle-aged cuck who is genuinely unhappy that there are people out there who aren't as miserable as him.

I feel like he's a few critical youtube comments and a bombed book away from being like Russell Greer, clicking the angry face emoji reaction on social media posts of people just saying happy things like they're getting married or enjoyed a film.

 

[Fleeb]

Miscellaneous new Maddox info:
He got $200k, in installments, for his crappy children's artwork book.

His publisher told him to his face that he would never receive that kind of money again because it bombed so hard

The art in that book was never released to him so maybe we'll get another lawsuit someday.

 

[Five Star Man]

I remember once when I was listening to The Biggest Problem in the Universe, it occurred to me that Maddox as a character or persona was not a joke. This is who George Oozingonion really is and it is not a joke. Everything after that and the falling out with Dick has essentially been another nail in the coffin. It makes me wonder how this guy ever had anyone fooled in the first place.

 

[Henry Bemis]

The art in that book was never released to him so maybe we'll get another lawsuit someday.

A red flag to future publishers that the author is sloppy? Certainly.

Otherwise, is it really worth it for a couple dozen former kids to pick at the remains of a financial flop?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

A red flag to future publishers that the author is sloppy? Certainly.

Otherwise, is it really worth it for a couple dozen former kids to pick at the remains of a financial flop?

While it'd be funny, it fails the Jake Lloyd test. That kid got bullied to hell and back for playing a shitty Anakin and didn't sue George Lucas, and unlike our George that man actually has money.

 

[deus et ursa]

Maddox wrote a new article!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

Spoiler: TL;DR

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In fairness, there are a lot of ", my dude" aping nerds out there

 

[RichardMongler]

Maddox wrote a new article!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=not_your_dude

Spoiler: TL;DR

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[Rekkington]

That new Maddox article hit me right in the feels. I remember like 15 years ago, when Maddox was relevant, and his writing came off as a lovably roguish misanthrope. Now I know he's just a fat middle-aged cuck who is genuinely unhappy that there are people out there who aren't as miserable as him.

I feel that if Maddox didn't get a tiny whiff of e-fame back in the day, his website would have deteriorated into something like Time Cube, a series of angry, insane rants nobody can comprehend or care about.

Not only was it unfunny, it's at least 3 years too late. It's a bitter old man complaint and it's come at the time when people have started using it ironically. At least his old articles sounded like he was talking to an audience about a topic, he's doing that hack thing where he's talking to a group that isn't listening to him through his audience. Yeah Maddox, go try out a bit out at a church where you go on a rant addressing the gay couple who wants to order a cake for their wedding, you'll sound really tough.

 

[rhinoplasty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/845ou2/i_wrote_a_book_about_how_hulk_hogan_sued_gawker/

A bunch of Dick's more fervent fans made a pretty decent effort to hijack this guy's AMA about a book he wrote on Thiel, Hogan and Gawker and turn it to a dispute over a show he guested on once a few years ago. Decent in that the main guy got a response from the author, though looks like he wasn't won over, despite being repeatedly asked to renounce one of the guys whose pod he appeared on years ago to shill another book in favour of the other cohost:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/846xp5/old_biggest_problem_guest_ryan_holiday_outrage/

Dick Masterson himself and Jesse PS both hop on to lend to the discourse while the autism flows.

In fairness, there are a lot of ", my dude" aping nerds out there

Yeah I mean he makes a valid (and safe, and late) argument, and there was one thing he said that I can't even remember a minute later that I thought was clever, but not that great. The last Maddox prose I remember enjoying was his Mad Max review