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neger psykolog

"these threads were better before Neger came back"
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One of the big issues with following DSP's prestreams is that they're super boring and he always goes on about the same shit. I experimented with a few different methods but it turns out that Google's auto-generated subtitles are the easiest way to get a fairly accurate transcription of what he said.

DSP does not like these transcriptions and has started waiting a period of time after uploading them to specifically remove the captions:
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So for each prestream/ask the king/non-gameplay I'll add the transcription here. Just keep in mind that none of this is going to be 100% accurate but its a much easier way of browsing his shit than going through 20 videos.

If you want true & authentic references to the words then you should check the streams themselves which I've linked in all the posts.

I'm still trying to find the best technical way to do this, but starting off with a dumb way is what I'm doing now. If I include timecodes then it comes out to be hundreds of lines long, so I need to find a way to group his prestream by like 5 minute sections or something.


 
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okay hello everybody hello hello how's everyone doing welcome to today's stream one of two full day of streaming again today folks how are you I hope I find you well I am Darkseid Phil and today is Tuesday March 13th 2018 there you go how you doing hopefully you're doing well Oh double stream today first game the continuation of my bully playthrough second run of course this is my second playthrough of the game five years later in some ways I've been pretty much progressing through the game pretty swimmingly and others not so much you know when it comes to the actual missions combat gameplay in that regard seems to be going good but some of the classes like geography haha still failing right um but I find myself progressing through the game a lot quicker than I thought I would have today is my fourth session of the game and the game is claiming I'm about 47% I think through it um but well from what people are saying I'm already some 70% through the story so unless I really start to break out it's been some time running around doing collectibles like you know ground the rubber bands in the cards DND cards or whatever they are um or unless I really start focusing in on all the races and stuff like that um it's actually looking like to me like I may finish the game you know at the very latest Thursday I don't think we'll beat it today I think today will get pretty far in bully um we'll probably get near the end you know right now we're getting near the end so probably by the end of today's stream more than likely we'll be very near the end of the game um but we'll see you know what happens today with the stream and that will help determine what we're doing later in the week on Thursday okay so yeah bullies dollar ship petition right now for about four hours or so fun gameplay hope you guys are ready for that and then later tonight the return the return of pub G now I know listen let's address this because some people already are freaking out about this okay um Pope gee this is a game that came out in December for the Xbox one since its launch the game has not performed well it runs terribly on the Xbox one ok um the framerate is bad the response time of you know you actually trying to shoot someone pushing the button and when something actually happens is bad the gun plays back alright but this game in my opinion also has some positives it's a game that has a large segment of the game we're primarily you are just kind of looting slash scavenging items driving around and trying to prepare yourself um for combat and or whatever is going to come at you later on in the game so that being said um I enjoy the game why do I enjoy it very simply because it becomes a very interactive and fun experience that I haven't you guys when I run streams of this game instead of being so hyper focused on gameplay uh I get the opportunity really to kind of talk with you guys right I talk with you guys I shoot the shit as they say um and we have fun discussions you know about all of a wide variety of topics typically when I play Paul G so ends up becoming one of my most interactive streams and I really enjoy it okay now what ended up happening was I was playing it a lot I mean it was to the point where I was playing this game three times a week alright and some people finally got fed up and said Phil this is way too much at this point you know we understand that when you do this stream that people tend to be more generous with things like cheering something and tipping because they want to talk with you and get kind of a shout out or whatever or get their topic addressed so we get it but you know we want you to do other stuff okay so that's literally what I tried to do for the last three weeks or so if you guys haven't noticed I've majorly cut back on the plug G content um if I play the game I usually play it only once a week okay um I'll be honest sometimes it's worked and sometimes it doesn't I tried to do it as my main gameplay stream a few weeks ago it didn't really work people were bored of it after just a couple hours they were like this is really bad you should switch over to something else which I did um and I have to agree I think that pub G is good in smaller doses like for example doing it as a night time stream for two hours versus doing it is as a main four hour plus stream I think it works better for that okay I do so why am I playing pub G tonight when I just played it on Saturday right it's true on Saturday night I played a session of pub G and it went well people seem to enjoy it people came out for it and it was good but here we are only three days later I'm playing it again why well very simply put folks because coming up if you guys aren't aware we were gonna be hitting a very big Slough so to speak a marathon a rapid pattern of new release games okay just so you guys know here's what you can expect this Friday burnout paradise remastered and came I never played a lot of people played it and liked it and they want to see me play it for the first time so I'll be playing that then on Tuesday sea of thieves as well as the South Park the fresher butthole DLC something about Casa Bonita okay yeah excuse me then later in that week ninokuni - all right and then the week after that far cry 5 and the final episode of the Batman telltale series season 2 so within a time period of two weeks we have six game releases new game releases I'm going to be covering here live on stream ok I fully expect that this is going to take up the vast majority of time that I have there won't be a lot of downtime outside of these games for me to be doing multiplayer stuff for a while you know just between see of these South parks then when I start playing ninokuni and then Far Cry I could definitely see those being the games that I'm playing as the main games and juggling around and so for example games for like Call of Duty games like Club G are going to go on the backburner not to say that they will never come back and obviously for those who really do enjoy those streams in series I don't want them to completely vanish and then you feel left out in the cold because I've been playing these for a while now in particular a Call of Duty recently you know I started playing this way more often and doing way better you know becoming the MVP over and over and just doing really particularly well in the game so I don't want these to go by the wayside and just completely vanish but they're going to be played at a very less frequent frequent pace maybe once a week okay and so that being said um I wanted to play one kind of final session of pub G just to get it out of our systems before all the new releases started coming out and then you know the frequency that I play these games would be far decreased alright so tonight it will be pop G for about a two hour session of pub G tonight I hope you guys will join me for that um tomorrow's my day off fYI Wednesday so no streams tomorrow alright my one day off a week Kat and I will be going around doing various things happen you know having fun spend than a day together should be a good one I should be able to uh to you know relax a little bit and come back refreshed for Thursday Thursday will be the conclusion of bully and then call of duty now here's the thing bully I may finish early on stream on Wednesday or Thursday excuse me because like I said depending on how far I get today we may not have a lot hell of a lot left in the game so dependent on directly on how much progress I have today and how well things go will determine how long I'm playing bully on Thursday so once I wrap it up if I end early then maybe I'll switch over to Call of Duty early a lot of people have been craving me playing the war game mode and I haven't played it much I just been doing team deathmatch but I understand war is pretty fun um so maybe I'll mix it up and do some war if I finish early on the first stream and then do team deathmatch or Kill Confirmed at the later stream I don't know but Thursday will be the final day of downtime content with bully and Call of Duty alright that's it then on Friday finally new stuff in Burnout Paradise which I'm think I'm gonna be playing all day I honestly think I'd like to tackle that game all day long and see how well I can do in it and then Saturday also will be burnout paradise paired maybe with Club G alright and Sunday will be burnout Monday will be burnout but we'll see you know did I finish burnout or not in time for the other new releases and then like I said see you a fuse and all that starting up next week so so that's what you can expect guys um and listen I'm not stupid I'm not ignorant I know for a fact that the past week I have seen interest in my stuff dwindle I know this why is it happened it's very simple there's no new games out right now alright I'm doing all downtime anniversary style stuff playthroughs that I've already played in the past and I'm redoing them um redoing them for the sake of saying hey now I had a better setup now I'm a different person you know what's the difference between how I play these games now am I better at the games now or is it hilarious where I'm playing them years later I'm actually doing worse right oh and it's kind of been a mixed bag so sometimes I've been really doing a lot better like see me and Reyes oh my god San Andreas I did way better this time around then I did the original time first of all I did all the side contents and I pretty much Turbo through a lot of the missions that gave me a hard time the first time around in this playthrough so if anything it showed a massive progression in my gamer skill level well you know over the past six years I've gotten a lot better over all right but there's still things that I suck at like and bullying I'm still terrible at geography right so it's kind of funny to see these anniversary playthroughs and for those of you who are big fans of mine who maybe saw those original playthroughs it's fun to rewire or watch these new ones and see the game's replay you know I very rarely go back and replay a game and so very table rarity that I actually would go back and replay a game most of the times I play a game I play it once however I do in that game ends up being my playthrough for the internet right and and that's about it right yeah that's it you'll put it once it's over it's done you know stick a fork in it that playthrough is now archived on the internet forever for people to watch so for me to go back after you play these games is pretty rare um so it's pretty cool that I've had the opportunity to past couple of weeks to replay games like seeing andreas heavy rain and bully and I've had a lot of fun playing what like I said I'm not stupid I know that a lot of people come out to watch me play new stuff and they're disappointed that I haven't really been playing anything new in the past couple of weeks I mean the sad fact is there hasn't been anything new to play um thank goodness you know we're on the precipice here the very precipice of a large-scale amount of new releases that'll be coming out back to back to back so for those who kind of been bored quite frankly with my content the past couple of weeks that should come to an end shortly okay that's a good thing um but I get and you know some people have been questioning Phil have you noticed your stream attendance has been lower Phil did you see that your YouTube videos that almost no one's watching these videos and blah blah no honestly I haven't and here's why I've made an active effort to not care about that stuff um I'm doing my best to try to stay away from that cuz I used to be hyper focused on that shit it was all about who's coming out who's watching what how many views money money money and what I found is when I was in that mentality I was constantly number one I was constantly second-guessing myself I was constantly stressed out I was to the point where you know sometimes I would play giving you so frustrating and then I would go to you guys the viewers and I would yell and I would get angry and people would be like wow it feels really you know off piece here we're here to have fun and watch Conte and here he is losing it you know getting angry at the viewers and that's kind of silly that he's doing that and I agree you know that was a time you know years ago when I was so micromanaging everything and I was so angry when I would want to play something and enjoy it and I would be enjoying myself but no one would be really caring about it um I'm definitely happy that I don't put myself under that kind of pressure anymore for me it's kind of like go with the flow I knew that these weeks where there were no new releases that this was gonna happen I mean I'm not stupid and this is my first rodeo I've seen this happen time and time again again and again over the years um and I didn't know you know actually I'll be honest with you I got I felt I got way more attention on my CNN andreas playthrough than I thought I was going to get I thought it was going to be pretty much a dead months of me just doing dead down time stuff um but it ended up not being so much you know the san andreas playthrough in particular a lot of people seem to enjoy but yeah guys I mean if you're here and you're like wow you know usually I turn into fill streams and you guys so in so amount of viewers and now he has like way less and I don't understand that's pretty much what's going on um is because I've just been doing so much downtime stuff recently and like I said I do fully expect that once new stuff starts to come out in next week well obviously starting this Friday with burnout paradise since that's a game I'd never played before but in particular next week with sea of thieves and South Park and ninokuni and then Far Cry 5 you're gonna see a big influx of attention and people who you know are here for the new releases they're like yes finally Phil's finally playing a new game it's been so long right that's kind of what's gonna happen so so there you have it no reason to really micromanage or be all worried I'm not you know um I'm honestly not you know I think that it's gonna it's a natural progression it's stuff that comes you know in time uh when when new stuff comes so in comes you know the interest and I get that you know as a let's player someone who's done this for 10 years that's exactly what I've seen over the years typically new stuff you know yeah not only the card core viewers and families who are here for everything but then you get to the casual viewer coming in who wants to see a new release right versus old stuff like first of all who has interest in bully right now anyway almost nobody right the franchise is dead there's no no announcement there's gonna be a new one or anything like that um and I already played the game five years ago so you know the real only interest here uh for everyone is for the hardcore fans right who are looking for like a retro style anniversary throwback playthrough okay so I get that but hopefully things will pick up alright so no worries guys don't be oh my god the sky is falling because views on stream have been lower recently it ain't that big of a deal oh and I do know people will be coming back for the new stuff so I'm not worried so you shouldn't be worried either okay um let's see I would like to say special thanks to mr. swaggins an infinite 55 who have been trial mods now for a couple of days they've been doing a pretty good job in fact in particular I haven't really heard any complaints so so far so good they have helped out you know big time on these earlier streams because we've had a few months who have been very busy recently and haven't been able to help out so they've kind of taken up the slack so I want to say congratulations and thanks to them for stepping up and helping the way that they have I think everyone's appreciative um I do that actually in the past week get a request from two different people about being a moderator on the leader streams okay my late-night streams Oh fYI I really am NOT looking for new mods for those positions yet simply because we have enough coverage for the late-night streams we haven't had any issues with lapsing coverage or anything for those they've been good so you know if and when we do have a situation where maybe I am looking for more coverage for that I'll let you guys know and I do appreciate the two people who offered their their time and their their you know volunteer work all kind of out of you know I didn't ask for it they just kind of stepped up to the plate and offered it themselves I do appreciate that but for now it looks like we're good but I'll let everyone know things change okay mmm sounds good all right hold on before we get to the next segment up reshoot I just realized I left my speakers on derp I do this every day by the way let me go turn those down and then we will resist hold on I'll be right back all right so some good news here in Washington State where I live the heat wave is over we had a two day crazy heat wave the first day temperatures were in the 60s yesterday they were in excess of like 70 degrees which is very abnormal for the spring and it's not even the spring it's still the winter here I mean we very much all entered into spring mode like the trees and flowers are blooming the birds are coming back you know what I mean but you know timewise we're still technically in the winter for another week or so um but we have crazy hot weather here for two days it was just way I'm normally hot and in clouds we had no cloud cover no rain which is very abnormal for this time of year we use almost to have constant clouds and rain excuse me so now it's cooled down which is good cuz I could stop sweating oh the past couple of days I've been sitting in my office just like oh my god you know sweating my nuts off here it's cooled down now which is good and now hopefully we'll stay with these cooler temperatures until say like April ish because typically it's around april-ish that it starts to really increase in temps and then I'll just pop in my air conditioner into my window here in the office and you'll start hearing that in the background of videos and streams there's not much I could do about that it's a necessary evil as they say because I need to keep all the equipment and everything including myself cool or else it's pretty hard to be working in here streaming all day when the office is 95 degrees like a like a clay oven right so there you go um so what else is there to talk about not a heck of a lot guys well like I said believe today Pope gee today I hope you guys are dreaming for pubsey later tonight I'm sure a lot of people have stuff to talk about in particular in regard to some stuff that happened recently um finishing up bully and some call duty Thursday finally a new game with burnout paradise this weekend and then all new games starting next week so I'm pretty excited oh I should say this so if you are playing sea of thieves next week and you were like an opportunity to join me in a cooperative setting with sea of thieves okay well what you need to do is go to my forums at the king of hate comm there is a thread in the gaming section where people have been posting up their gamer tags in order to join me co-op wise in the game next week during launch week okay already I'm playing it Tuesday Wednesday Thursday I'm playing three major sessions of it so I have a big opportunity to play at least with three different groups of people um in the game so please head over there post up your gamertag and the frisbee first come first serve whoever's posted up will be able to play with me then during the launch of C of Thieves okay I guess I should throw that out there and it is Xbox one exclusive however I believe the game is cross-platform with PC however I don't believe I would be able to invite you to the party if you're on PC and I'm playing on Xbox one I don't think it would work like that I think you need an xbox live gamertag in order to invite to a party so you probably have to be playing on Xbox one in order to join me I'm thinking I mean don't quote me on that I haven't played the game yet I don't know if they created some unique you know cross party system or whatever but um yeah looking for co-op partners looking for some fun hopefully that'll be a fun experience next week okay alright um so that's really it let's go ahead let's get into the plugs and then once I'm done with the plugs we'll give some shoutouts to people who have cheered subs and tipped here on the pre stream and then we'll get into the gameplay of bully alright sound good [Applause] alright okay so folks I would like to say thank you very much for your support thank you for your viewership thank you for everything you know ten years this is my 10 year anniversary of me being a content creator on the Internet you know starting off with very humble origins and beginnings on YouTube eventually blowing up into being one of the most well known let's players that there were on the Internet um and over the years having you know growing and waning levels of popularity um becoming famous and an infamous mill getting into direct capture live-streaming having ups and downs there and now where we are where we are where my live streaming channel here on Twitch is growing you know overall if you look at in general I am getting more viewers I am getting more followers and especially I get the feeling once these new releases of this year start start releasing it's gonna blow up okay it's been it's been really positive and really great so that being said ladies and gents thank you for all of that I am very happy to be here and I'm very happy to be sharing my daily life and gameplay experiences with you guys so thanks for your views whether you watch my live streams or you watch videos on YouTube I am aware some people watch this pre stream as an on-demand video on YouTube as well okay now if you would like to go above and beyond just being a standard viewer maybe you've watched my stuff for a while maybe you're new comer but you'll like what I do and you want to be able to contribute and make sure that I'm able to do this in the long term as a daily thing as my full-time job and being able to put out daily free content for you okay there are many ways that you could go above and beyond just being a stream viewer and contribute to aid me in my effort to do this the first would be patreon please go check it out over on patreon comm forward slash darkside fill okay I have a monthly patreon Drive over there if you guys pledge to my patreon you are directly aiding in my effort to keep doing this by helping defray the cost of operating the business for example the internet electricity the cost of games the cost of equipment that pops up all of a sudden from time to time all the operational costs of owning my own business like having to pay my own health insurance and things like that anything you push to my patreon directly helps with all of that okay but the cool thing about patreon is that not only are you directly helping me but you are actually getting something back in return you earn personal perks for your level of contribution so for example just some of the perks you can get for pledging getting text or verbal shout out thank-yous in my videos getting a premium forum access and being able to nominate and vote on games for special events that I do from time to time getting QA questions answered on my Q&A show or the best perk in my opinion getting a private Q&A video made where you can ask me any questions you want and for anywhere from 15 to 25 minutes I do a video for just for you talking directly to you where you could do whatever you want with you can keep it your selfies show to your friends you know it's your video um some people have liked that perk so much they have repeatedly pledged that level in order to get the same you know perk over and over asking more stuff because they liked it so much the first time okay so all that being saying um patreon is pretty awesome please consider pledging over at patreon comm forward slash darkside fill thank you guys who have pledged in the past and thank you to anyone who may consider pledging in the future it tremendously helps and your support is very very much appreciated I am thankful number two there is my teespring shop by which you can get some really cool swag collectibles clothing and apparel or whatever you want to call it t-shirts sweatshirts hoodies mug stickers it's all available there all designs created by my viewers and fans we've got a new line of products currently up including a parody and or throwback to the Red Dead Redemption logo we've got one that looks like the Sonic the Hedgehog logo and a zombie hunter design all artwork and designs made by viewers and fans alright really awesome stuff mmm please give it a look over at teespring com forward slash stores forward slash DSP gaming and if you do happen to buy anything on that sorry I get a pretty sizable Commission that helps me out okay and if you like what you get when you get it in the mail and if you want a share a picture of it on social media with me on like Twitter at they call me DSP I'd be more than happy to share with my 25,000 Twitter followers okay now if you are indeed here live on stream watching and you would like to get some interactivity going on a shout out during the stream if you either cheer with bits if you subscribe to my channel or if you tip me during the stream you'll get any verbal shout out I'll give you a shout out for your contributions now keep in mind the shout out is going to be directly dependent on know what you say if you say something troll ish you're insulting or incendiary you know no I'm not gonna be reading that and also the fact that some people tend to not be too concise if you give me a paragraph I'm probably not reading the whole thing um please be concise as possible to the point in particular if you're more on topic with the game or something else going on in current events I just want to ask me a question that's quick to answer chances are getting you know a more in depth shout out is are better versus if you're incredibly verbose or you see something a nasty probably I'm not gonna give you the time of day all right just so you know just saying that up from now in addition there's also the ability to get a visual recognition for your contributions how do you do that well if you either cheer 50 bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and you click on the share button afterward or if you tip me five dollars or more if you do any of those things there'll be an on-screen pop-up animation that acknowledges your contributions so yeah both visual and verbal recognition alright pretty cool right now in particular there's two things going on right now this month that I really need your help the first is I'm doing a subscribers Drive I'm trying to drive up subs on the channel alright the goal for this month is 500 subs right now we're in the 420 somewhere it's definitely doable alright in fact what I can tell you is we've been pretty much maintaining the same level every day I'm fluctuating between say 420 to like maybe 430 subs um but then it dips again because what happens as new people sub or V sub and then subs from last month expire so it kind of evens out alright we're trying to hit 500 by the end of the month and if we do as a celebration I'm gonna bring back the patrons Choice playthrough where people who pledged to my patreon are gonna be nominating and voting on a game that'll be a downtime playthrough this event has been very successful in the past and led to such really great playthroughs such as Spyro the Dragon various Sonic games over the years um Super Mario Sunshine persona and Yakuza so those are just some of the great games and franchises that have been played as a result of patrons choice so obviously it makes sense especially now I've pretty much finished all my down time stuff now I'm looking for a new game to interject into the mix amongst all the new releases that will be coming out something to balance them all with so now's a great time to do it but we need more subscribers to the channel we gotta hit that 500 you know what I mean um sound good so that being said folks um please consider subscribing to the channel getting access to all kinds of fun stuff including a slew of emotes and the like should be pretty good alright umm that's number one number two and this is a very serious and real talk segment of the free stream where I really seriously need your help guys so please listen out especially if you've been a longtime fan of mine and you know that I tell it like it is and recently I've been trying to keep private stuff private but sadly I gotta bring up some personal stuff now cuz I do need to appeal for your help right now I'm in a bad a bad way financially when it comes to taxes the reason being is because I had a tax attorney who when I moved across the country in 2014 yes well now four years ago this tax attorney who I'd been using for years and paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to do my taxes assured me he would keep doing my taxes properly and I didn't know any taxes in this new state of Washington where I was moving that everything was good come to find out he was completely wrong he didn't do his job and he screwed me over he took a paycheck and didn't do his work um so now I owe three and that well excuse me I did oh three and a half years of back taxes however I did pay 2017 taxes in January so now I owe two and a half years of state back taxes which are gonna become starting to in the month of April in addition I've got federal taxes that are due in April now this normally wouldn't be a problem normally this would be something easy that I can handle problem being my federal taxes have now gone up because last year you guys really helped me in the end of 2017 you rallied okay and supported me to try to get me through that that hurdle of the 2017 state taxes that we're due in January and you did but because of that my income for 2017 went up now I owe more federal taxes that I don't the money for so you're talking rolling tax issues okay it sucks all because this one asshole who screwed me over and I wish that there was something that I could do on top of all this to fix it I can't you know all I could do is be here every day entertain you guys and do my best and hope for the best I have nothing that I can sell I've cut the fat per se I've gotten rid of my cable television gotten rid of expensive cell phone and the house phone I've gotten rid of everything like I'm basically here oh you know living as nearly as I can cut down on all my expenses so that I could you know save as much money as possible and there's nothing else that I can really do at this point um besides you keep trying to entertain you guys and hope for the best so the bottom line right now is in the month of April coming up so in less than a month I have number one the beginning of me paying back all these back taxes for the state number two a Redemption or that Redemption what am I talking about eh ah what is the word on thinking of basically whatever is left from 2017 federal taxes that I still have left to pay because I know I'm gonna have thousands of dollars left to pay because I made more money at the end of the year than usual and then the first estimated payment for 2018 federal taxes is all do all at once it's not like oh you could gradually pay these no they're all do it once so very shortly I'm gonna know what these are these amounts because the taxes are being done right now by my new attorney I'm really nervous I mean no lie I know I have some money saved up because I saved some of the money from that you guys you know helped me raise in December that was in excess of what I needed to pay in January plus you know twitch has been up recently but I know for a fact I'm gonna be in a bad way all right just know it now what happens if I don't pay these taxes in April well then you're gonna have fees interest all these things rolling and accruing every single day you know until I I have the chance to pay them and who knows you know maybe things will pick up during the year with all these new releases and I make more money great now I could pay them but the problem is that's not yeah my business is opened early on in the year I always make less money because YouTube is way down earlier in the air later in the year YouTube typically picks up but that's the problem is the federal government doesn't care about that they just expect me to have all the money whenever they want it instead of oh well you had a better of a few better months okay pay more taxes that's not how it works they don't want that um so all that being said the way that you can help me all right is either by pledging to my patreon as I've already mentioned by buying something from my teespring shop which I've already mentioned or by keeping me on the streams alright how do you tip me cuz obviously if you're here live on the stream maybe that's what you were out you want to go about so you get some credit for your contribution you can either look below the stream live here on Twitch there's a grid of information including links to my my YouTube pages my website etc there's a link to tips if you click on that I'll take you to the tips page you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave a name and a message alright or if you're maybe on mobile all right let's say mobile and for example um oh I got a stuck in me and I know it's coming this is why I'm stopping for a second here come on excuse me there it was I wanted to get that out instead of in the middle of a sentence phew okay so if you're on mobile and you can't access that data oh I can't see your stuff Phil I'm on a mobile phone or whatever type in exclamation point tip into the stream chat and that will bring up all the information there a link to click and to leave me a tip all right why these three methods why patreon teespring or tipping very simple if you do any of those things I will have access to those funds pretty much immediately so anything that you contribute via patreon teespring or tipping during a stream I will have right away and I'll be able to help me with the taxes um coming up ok the last thing I want is that this year I'm completely behind on taxes constantly and then by the end of the year I figure out there's no way I could pay them and then I have to sell my house and that's the situation I'm kind of looking like I may be in that I may be in a situation we're rolling taxes I can't pay them and I'm gonna end up you know having a lead I don't want to I worked my ass off for ten years to earn this house and I love living here in Washington you know my girlfriend just moved in with me we're having a great life together things are just getting started it would be horrendous if because of the actions of one asshole who screw me over that now all this stuff you know happens and I have to leave that would be terrible dude all right um so please consider tipping me or patreon or teespring if you really appreciate what I do and you want to see me continue all right all right listen al do some short uh some shoutouts excuse me to those who have cheered something tip during the pre stream and then we'll get started with bully sound good all right so first of all shout out to infinite who cheered overnight Thank You infinite for the out fifty bitch here that you cheered overnight I really do appreciate it okay hold on my phone just vibrated and it's nothing it's a bunch of crap all right shout out to infinite who also did another 250 bitch here thank you sir you are the cheerleader now for today of course 250 bits Olivia Soros Rex cheered and said when you love Connecticut for washing things did you know that you wouldn't be able to short sell your condo I know that you really wanted to get out of Connecticut we would really suck if you're stuck with the condo forever well here's the thing and this is the the God's honest truth here's what happened okay um when I moved out of Connecticut to move here to Washington a couple things number one the plan was that my aunt was going to live at my condo long-term and that she was going to pay rent and so therefore I'd be able to get at least a little bit of money um on a monthly basis from her to defray the cost of having this condo then the plan was hopefully the kind I would be able to eventually sell the condo as let's let's say I don't know let's say five to ten years pass and the value of the condo now even if it goes down maybe I've paid down enough of the mortgage so that now I can sell it right that was the plan or the plan was to possibly rent it out to see how short-term to pace it with the money until again I could sell the condom all right keep in mind I gotta say this when I moved across the country things were very different than they are now financially when I moved across the country I was making a certain amount of money within two years of me moving so 2014 I was making this certain amount of money within two years of me moving my income dipped by 50% all right and that's the God's honest truth and no one foresaw that but a bunch of factors happened number one YouTube in 2014 during the summer when I was moving of all times they changed their algorithms and what it did is it made anyone who made short gameplay videos like mine with with what's considered relatively low engagement meaning you watch a raw gameplay video you're gonna skip around it you're not gonna watch the whole video because there's a lot of downtime or maybe there's something boring you skip to the good parts well because of that YouTube changed their algorithm those videos no longer get any kind of search priority because they're not considered oh you watched the whole video therefore those videos don't count anymore and I got screwed people who had longer but it'll say a 30 minute video of just highlights of a playthrough I ended up getting all the advertisements and all the search priority while all my shit got shoved under the rug on YouTube by the way you didn't tell anyone publicly they made these changes they just did it behind the scenes that's number one then number two and 2015 I had a series of horrendous troll-like actions done against me in my business including false copyright strikes all false flagging of fan art as if I had used it without permission therefore it was considered either copyright infringement or theft so I ended up getting all this negative shit against my channel I ended up having to delete a bunch of videos that used fan art you know deleting millions of views from DSP gaming and literally DSP gaming was removed from YouTube search results for like six months so during a prime time of the year when I play all the new releases and I rely on this natural influx organic growth of people coming in to watch me play the new games I got none of me because I was completely destroyed and removed from youtube search you know I used to be at the top you would search oh you know perfect example sea of thieves gameplay sea of Thieves playthrough see the thieves co-op and I would be there with it like the top 20 30 names on YouTube I would be one of the top guys no matter what because I've been doing videos for ten years and people came out to watch my stuff I was removed so within two years of me moving across the country I had lost 50% of my income so the thing is when I moved across the country to Washington it wasn't that big of a deal it was like oh you know well even if I'm stuck with this condo in Connecticut for a long term time it's not that big of a drain because I'm making a certain amount of money which is more than enough to handle if I can't get rid of the condo unfortunately once you lose half of your income things change and that's literally what happened to me was well now I'm screwed because now I'm paying no lie that kind of in Connecticut that I'm stuck with and I can't get rid of he's draining about anywhere from thirteen to fifteen hundred dollars a month out of my pocket and I can't sell it I've tried I tried to short sell it right now the condo is only worth about $60,000 and I over $100,000 the bank won't short sell it they refused so the only thing I could do is number one stop paying the mortgage in which case now my credit is ruined forever because there'll be a foreclosure proceeding and everything so everything that would be horrendous because now all my credit would get shut down my credit cards everything would be shut now I can't really can't afford anything so that can't happen okay the other thing is I could try to rent it which I tried to do but there's no reputable rental companies in that part of Connecticut where my condo is located I've looked into it there's tons of great companies and they're all in northern Connecticut and I called these companies and said would you consider you know renting out my condo down in Stafford and they said no that's considered the high risk high crime high you know negativity area of Connecticut we don't even want to touch that with a 10-foot Pole because a lot of the times rentals down there people default people don't pay the rent and then we got to go through eviction proceedings we're not dealing with that shit I couldn't find anyone who would take on their responsibility I take that back I found one guy who I didn't even know who the hell he was he didn't have a public business listing and didn't have anything like a Yelp nothing and I would just have been taking a shot in the dark on a guy who I had no fucking information about you know of him trying to do this so it sucks I'm in a situation where I bleed money on a condo I don't need don't want and can't get rid of so it sucks that's a situation I'm in you know that's what I mean there's so many factors here it's such a complicated situation I had a 50% dip in my income I'm not me oh by the way I should bring this up because the reason he said oh well Phil you mentioned your ought was gonna stay at the condo and she was gonna pay rent well within one year of me moving one single year um my aunt got really sick and couldn't live by herself anymore and that's what happened she was living there temporarily for about a year then she got really sick and had to go into you know assisted living or whatever it's called so that condo has been empty since then it's that you know it sucks you know it's terrible I can't rent it and it's just bleeding bleeding money and you know so you got that going on plus the fact that my income has dipped over 50 percent not too good all right really bad and that's the situation I'm in right now is really shit real shitty shout out to kick in kick in just cheered 50 bits and said you know in this busy gaming weeks coming up I wish you might cover psvr games like moss or spirit vector excuse me sprint vector both look good but I've heard there were two by any chance we could see these games in an indie marathon or a choice of playthrough all right good question let me put it this way the reason I have not played VR games at all in the last year is very simple last year I adopted a more interactive live-streaming presence I'm here not just to play a game like I'm in an isolation booth and playing a playthrough for YouTube I'm here to interact with you guys to read your chat messages to give you shoutouts for your contributions that's the reason why I'm still here and I can still afford to do this as a job quite you know quite frankly well if I hadn't changed up the formula of what I do on the internet last year I would not be here I would have already lost my house and had to get out of here all right so I'm incredibly grateful to you guys on stream who have made this possible for me to keep this is a living that being said if I play a VR game guess what I can't see the screen I can't see your shouts I can't see anything cuz I got a giant fucking headset on my head right so I can't even aw you know it's terrible it's a situation where I would be like the old days of me doing YouTube videos again which would be counterproductive now here's the thing and I'm glad you brought this up kak and if there were to be a special event a special day we're DSP now plays VR games again right sure then I would consider using my psvr to play some games alright then I would but no I'm not just gonna drop everything that I do with my interactive streams that have worked for the past year and this is the future in my opinion it's more about the social interaction paired with fun gameplay rather than just the gameplay that's been successful so only in the case of if it were a special event where people said up front we want to see you do this it's okay if you don't interact you know what I mean and people are like alright you know maybe we won't get a shout out right away but we'll still contribute during the streams then I would consider playing VR games but no I'm not going to drop everything and put these full VR releases into my schedule um when it means that I would lose everything that I'm all about in the last year you know what I mean so there you go that's the deal I'll shut up too Shou con artists who took me $10 thank you very much for the tip Shou con artists and he says I started watching you again about a year ago when I injured my back in a car accident and I was out of work for a month you entertained me when I couldn't go anywhere for a couple of weeks keep up the good work thank you very much shall con artists and good to hear that maybe someone who've been a while for away for a while and you know and thank you for coming back and seeing the new stuff if anything you picked the right time to come back as like I said I really have had a reinvigoration of what I do here in the last year since I adopted the more live-streaming interactive style I think it's been a hell of a lot better and that's the feedback I've received is that everything is way better now than when I just did it like an isolation kind of plea do for YouTube so excellent inventive hippie five did it hundred bits here and saying shout out some mishaps 89 who gave someone a free coat for Ori in the stream chat well take you to infinite for the cheer and thank you to mishaps for the giveaway who ever got that congratulations Charlotte to infinite again he did 100 bits year on behalf of Derek Derek said ready for more bully and more geography class I'll be watching Power Rangers ninja steel I'm enjoying that show my spirit I'm happy ten years on YouTube very nice the Aston Martin cheered and said have you ever thought about getting a lawyer to take the other two tractor channels who slander you it would not be possible Aston Martin because the way YouTube works and this is no lies this is the way they operate if you want anything taken off of YouTube anything you need to hire a lawyer and file a lawsuit or takedown notice per video so let's say for example there's one guy who put out a nasty video about me it's slanderous shit none of it is factually substantiated by anything I could do a cease and desist order against that guy and get is the video taken down one video now there's absolutely nothing to stop that guy from making another video on top of it sing so that's something that's totally new and slanderous alright now I'm sure YouTube may have criteria okay if you have so many videos taken down through lawsuits maybe your channel gets banned or whatever I wouldn't know because they don't publicly list that but the point yet here is for someone who's small potatoes like me I'm just a normal guy like you guys I'm just trying to be against me and pay my bills on a monthly basis I don't have disposable income per se the money that I have is borrowed money you know what I mean whatever you guys give me go directly goes to bills and or taxes or whatever if I spend any money it's usually on credit and I'm racking up more day that's kind of the situation I mean I don't have money to go to a lawyer and say we need to file 47 takedown notices against this channel that every day puts out a negative vlog about me yeah right it would be a complete waste of time it would not do anything productive the bottom line is that YouTube is a system where anyone on the internet could anything the fuck they want for free and get public speaking time on this website completely for free and then the websites own automated algorithms will promote that content that's negative because negative content goes viral because of you know immature drama sko preteen angsty bitches who love that drama and gossip shit they boost it by by their views this algorithm will pull it and put it in the top of YouTube related search results so for example right now I have been on YouTube for 10 years DSP gaming my YouTube channel has been on YouTube for 8 years you know over 5 our 50000 gameplay videos some videos have millions of views on if you search for DSP gaming on YouTube the first thing you'll get no lie is probably about a dozen nasty negative toxic videos about me nah the actual channel you're looking for which makes no sense my channel DSP gaming has gotten more views than any of their videos I have videos that have millions of views which no detractor video has ever received so why doesn't DSP gaming show up first because YouTube's disgusting algorithm focuses on toxic content it just does it's built to do that and people have questioned this and said what the hell is wrong with this why do you think Luke Paul excuse me is a jig Paul or Luke phone I can't remember its fuckin name I can't remember his name whoever the fuck ya idiot is puts out a video with hanging you know a suicidal hanging body a guy who died in the suicide forest of Japan and YouTube's algorithm pushes it to the front of the site and it gets millions of views within an hour you know what I mean wherever the fuck his dumbass name is I want to remember anymore but that's why you would say how on earth could that happen because it's all automated garbage it literally picks on the nastiest videos and puts them to the front so you know it's ridiculous if anything do it what I does a lawyer need to be brought into the situation to sue the detractors who make these videos know what really needs to happen a lawyer needs to sue YouTube and say you created a site that regularly promotes slander defamation gossip and overall garbage stuff that could be considered not only morally wrong but actually you know financially and wrong herd full of businesses full of people and their privacy and personalities you provide no protections against these this thing you allow any Joe Blow guy to put something slanderous or defamatory on your website for free and there's no defense against it people flag the videos for bullying they flag the videos for YouTube doesn't care it doesn't do anything it takes no action so if anything that's what really should happen however as I said I'm small potatoes alright I'm small potatoes and the bottom line is um the bottom line is this it's it doesn't make any sense for me to bother with it or it's not worth it for me what I need to do is focus on being positive moving forward alright and putting out entertaining fun positive content for you guys on a daily basis and every once in a while if I need your help like I do it this tax situation I'll talk about it but for the most part it's just about being me and moving forward and Naurang all the nonsense I know it's hard because every day a new person even longtime fans did you hear what this guy said about you did you see this video about you did you citta I don't care man I don't care I can work on purpose I can't I can't I can't be so absorbed in the negativity anymore I can't I have to be here and focus on my shit if I just focus on the negative shit and trying to take down videos and flag videos and do all this shit I would never have a moment to put out positive fun content for you guys I'd be just focused on the crap so that's why I don't alright there you go shout out to anonymous well I guess I should say shuttled to the person who gave me an anonymous $5 tip they said phillipan watching your content since 2012 and I hope your day is fantastic what are you gonna do about your YouTube viewership um well my youtube viewership is fine if you actually take a look at DSP gaming in particular uh the channel has pretty much maintained about a steady viewership of between anywhere between one and two million views a month on average I think it's like 1.5 million um and it depends heavily on what goes on that month any month where there's new he says you get a spike any ones where there's dead time not a lot going on you get a dip okay in particular January was huge January because I was playing games like Metal Gear 2 and 3 right Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 well my views were way way way up they were actually higher than almost every month last year but then February there was literally nothing new and my views went down so it kind of like I said the average is out um quite frankly I'm not concerned I'm not YouTube as I've said is now the back up YouTube is the place where I archive my content my focus is here on the streams on Twitch this is the future twitch is the future YouTube is very much the past it's impossible now to get noticed on YouTube when I actually put time and effort into an edited video on YouTube against demonetised immediately there's no reason to bother with that archaic dinosaur of a fucking website anymore it's that simple they've run it into the ground and I'm not the only youtuber saying this there are many youtubers who are just done with it alright I'm not saying I'm abandoning you to okay I'm not I'm not saying that I'm not I'm not gonna abandon you to oh but YouTube is the archive YouTube is the place where I back up playthroughs it's that simple alright if you want to see it live come check it out on Twitch be a part of the fun interactive experience if you can't catch it on YouTube after but that's it um you know some people again so people are all about the views because they're idiots oh did you see those videos recently on YouTube don't get any of you I don't care YouTube is the archive most people who wanted to see it catch it live on stream if they don't they're probably not interesting right I just literally said on pre stream there's no issue because right now it's been a month of downtime stuff new games are about to come out folks new games are about to hit and people are gonna be interested to see the new game coverage that's how it works every single year but you will regularly have idiots regularly have idiots who will say stupid shape those videos can't even break a thousand views yeah Phil's videos of Call of Duty World War two that I've now played since November and my videos of pub G which you know people usually are here live for interaction after that they don't care about watching them afterwards right or my videos of a downtime playthrough of a game I already play can't break you know a certain amount of views when I play a new game that it's fine but again people want to be very more big morons and just be very oh we're gonna take this one out of context situation and apply it like it applies across the board no it's like I said if you look at my average views they're on average you know 1.5 million a month and they have been for like three years nothing sure and that's the funny thing about all that is last year in September of 2017 okay in September of 2017 I turned off comments completely on DSP gaming I had enough cuz the vast majority of them were just toxic comments people trying to get into negative videos by just saying nasty shit that didn't even apply it would have been one thing if it was like I'm playing bully and the comment was well who really sucks at bully look how he failed in this video I know the comment was feels a piece of shit look at me get put me in a detractor video that's literally what the comments were and that was like 80% of the comments so I said there's no reason for this to exist anymore I turned off the comments my views went up I'm not even kidding you guys when I turned off comments on my videos on DSP gaming my overall views increased so what that tells me is the people who were coming just to leave the negative comments we're even watching the fucking video they were just coming as spam and now people felt like wow this is a safer environment now I don't have to be bombarded with toxic shit when I watch Phil's videos anymore so I'll come back and watch it so there you go um so it has to think ramen in the stream change it says well now they rip your videos and comment on the ripped footage fine let them do that at least it's not on my stuff and people who are here to actually genuinely watch and have fun and be positive can do that they don't have to be bombarded by the toxic idiots so I'm okay with that so there you go there's nothing wrong with my youtube channel my youtube channel is fine yeah when new stuff starts up people will be interested again human mind there's tons of new games coming out like I've just mentioned in the past Cup in the next couple of weeks you got God of War next one that's gonna be huge just in May we've got a shoe fighter 30th anniversary collection state of decay too and Detroit become human we've got some big blockbusters coming up in the next few months that people are gonna be excited for again reinvigorated for gaming again and you know then people are gonna come back as gonna be a lot of fun so no worries shuttle through a Murdock who tipped me $20 thank you very much Murdock for the $20 tip and he says hey Phil I hope this helps at least a bit hang in there buddy indeed it does Murdock thank you very very much for the support I appreciate it I really do thank you Griffin man 5000 has reset for the 11th month in a row and says one month to let get that year baby that's right I want you hit that year subscription you will get the golden crown encrusted with beautiful rubies as a chat badge very nice alright and shout out to Olivia Soros racks and she says did you buy your condo before the housing crash if so is that why it's only worth 60 K and 100 K out yeah I bought my condo in 2009 now why did I buy it in 2009 there were actually three factors three factors number one because at my job at the time I worked there for about two two and a half years at that point anything about this because I bought at the summer of 2009 and I got laid off at the end of 2012 2010 and I had worked there for about four and a half years so yeah I think I had started working at that company in early 20 2006 so in 2009 I'd worked there for almost three years if not three years and I actually had gotten kind of a small promotion it really wasn't a real one but I got a raise and that was the point where they were training me to do continuous improvement and telling me you're gonna take on all this new responsibilities you're gonna need you I work a lot more and everything and I was like man this is the case and they really are gonna put a lot more on me and they're gonna pay me more to do it I guess what I should do is get a place close to work cuz at that point I was having to commute about 20 minutes to get to work and there was a lot of bad weather during the winter in particular snow and all kinds of shit was going on so they wanted to basically have me more responsibility but be able to get to work so I said I want to move closer to work so that was the factor number one factor number two was that at that time if you guys remember I had just started doing stuff for YouTube and it was just starting to take off and I realized you know living in a shitty little bedroom in my parents house which I was doing at the time I wasn't going to be able to film you know gameplay like I wanted I didn't have the freedom because there's other people in the house they can't have you oh you could be a blade put other people in the house recording and reacting the gameplay when everyone could hear you right so that was factor number two um you know and quite frankly factor number three I just needed to get out of there I did I needed to get the hell out from living in Al and a shitty bedroom in my parents house and get my own place start my own life not that I hadn't done that before cuz I had but you know things had gone bad for me and I had to move back in with my parents temporarily and I had to get back on my feet which I then did okay um and then um you know finally I said this is it this is the time okay so all these factors considered alright at the time the housing in the area was worth a lot of money and in fact it actually looked like if I had bought you know housing in that area home values were going up so it's the opposite of what it is now it actually looked like if I bought this condo that I would actually gain equity I would gain value in it over time and therefore I be able to maybe sell it in the future for a profit that's how it was looking so I buy this place for 2009 okay within two months two years excuse me not two months within two years of me buying it the entire housing bubble burst and all the homes at least in Connecticut started to plummet in value um now here's the thing it's the complete opposite out here in Washington State it really depends on where you live um in Connecticut things are terrible all the home values have plummeted in the past too-tall since then no 2009 so it was like 2011 so in the past six seven years housing values have gone into the toilet in Connecticut they're worth almost nothing okay they're dirt cheap go there and buy a house for like 60 grand because no one wants to live in Connecticut because the taxes are so high the prices are so high it's just a not a good place to live quite frankly it's not okay um but my home value plummet you know when I bought this in this condo it was over $130,000 okay and you know over the years that I've owned it I paid it down by about 30 grand on the mortgage why so little because they make you pay all the interest upfront when you get a mortgage that's their catch oh well at least we get all our money our profit first right then you can pay down the principal later on that's how it works with these mortgages so even though I've paid 30 grand off the mortgage the home value went from one hundred thirty to sixty you know terrible so that's you're absolutely right Olivia Saurus that's exactly what happened is I bought this condo at a time when it looked like it would be a good investment the value would go up it would be beneficial for my work because I'd live right near there they'd give me more responsibility and all that plus I'd be able to film for YouTube in a better way it was like everything was a positive it was like positive on top of positive on top of positive and if you actually look at the videos from when I first moved in right the video quality went way up I was able to vlog a lot more that's when I started doing my editing style videos and content that's a lot of times that's when I started getting my viral popularity on YouTube was when I moved into the condo because I had the freedom to do things in a very different way than I had done previously you know that was the heyday a few fighter for and I had my friends coming over constantly to play Street Fighter 4 with me and against me so that was a big part of it um but then the housing market tanked and it completely fucked me in that regard so so there you go you were dead on alihi Soros you hit it on the head you know exactly what happened ramen 117 cheer he says does the controversy surrounding Quantic Dream with sexual harassment affect your perspective or hype for Detroit like Kojima and Metal Gear Solid 5 I've heard nothing about it I have not heard a single thing and keep in mind I pay attention to the trends that are going on on social media and the like I have not seen a single thing about this so unless this was breaking news from this morning I know nothing about it umm-hmm so there you go all I know is I love David cage games and I love Quantic Dream releases unless there's some really horrendous controversy going on I doubt it's going to negatively affect my feelings on the game meld your solid 5 the reason I had negative feelings about the game is because the game was unfinished it wasn't cuz the game was bad or because I they mistreated Kojima my negative feelings about the game were because you knew the game wasn't done it had no definitive ending it just ends out of nowhere and then continues on with content that seems like you know it's tacked on it's very bizarre um in that regard so so there you go folks all right ladies and gents it looks like we're done are we good has everyone cheered sub tipped and got their their messages and questions out of their system so we can begin with bully are we good to go time to start I guess so everyone seems to be the impression it's time to start I think hold on a second so this is cloudy today and I'm gonna open my blinds which I never do whew trying to air circulation here in the office it's a little tough why not you when really all you have is just one window you know I'm like I said I don't want to put the air conditioner in yeah because then it would clog up that window so I just opened the blinds which I almost never do we'll see how this looks on webcam and we'll start up all right are we ready let's do this guys thank you for being patient hopefully you enjoyed the pre stream let's get started with bully wooly bully see how far I get today like I said it looks like we're gonna be nearing the end game if you're not near the end of the game today to wrap it up on Thursday all right thank you everyone let us begin with Bullock here we go
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okay hello everybody hello hello what is going on how is everybody hello everyone welcome happy Sunday today is Sunday March 11th 2018 if you're not aware if you're not aware I don't know where you've been how you don't know what day it is well I'm Darkseid Phil and welcome welcome to my first gameplay Stream well actually my only gameplay stream of the day today's the day when I only do one stream because I have a lot of other stuff that I usually take care of in the evening in particular tonight I'll be doing the weekend preview I'll be doing private Q&A videos for patrons and doing a few other important things around here so I will not be able to do a second stream tonight and ladies and gentlemen today if you're not aware is daylight savings 2018 um I would not be surprised if today for the first hour two hour and a half of the stream we see abnormallylow attendance the reason being is that daylight savings still exists don't ask me why because many many experts have come out and said that there's really no reason for it to exist anymore I don't know why and why we still do it there's all these rumors oh we do it because of farmers oh we do it because of this or that and none of them were proven they just doesn't seem like anyone knows why we do daylight savings still why it never ended because it seems in the modern era of the modern world it really doesn't serve any purpose anymore but despite that we still do it okay so for whatever reason today in the United States our clocks went forward an hour so even though right now it says it's 11:50 8:00 a.m. my time technically it's still 10:58 a.m. um in a lot of other places around the world not everyone does daylight saving time and not everyone does it at the same time like some some countries do it at a different time than we do it in the United States um so you know that means saying I'm sure that there's gonna be some people that are completely confused and are not going to be here on time today all right um it is what it is I done I could do about it but moving forward my streams will be an hour earlier at least until daylight saving time ends and I actually looked it up it actually is running from now all the way through November so March April May June July August September October November 9 months where this is gonna be the time in the United States why I have no idea because it didn't used to be like that if I remember correctly you used to be fall back spring ahead but it used to be like happening in like September October and it would go to like March April so usually like six months now for whatever reason it's been adjusted to only really to be like nine months it's very odd um and again that's only in the United States I'm sure other countries may do it differently and so it's gonna be very confusing when some countries are doing it other countries or not you know I did my best the last day or so to try to explain to everyone that the things we're changing today and you knowposting up my schedule on Twitter and talking about it on pre stream so I hope that people get used to it um it is what it is you know I can't control it it's it's silly in my opinion but it's life I guess um here in Washington State we are having a heatwave normally this time of year early March would be still be pretty cold like we'd still be anywhere between like 40 to 60 40 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit we're in the 60s and in fact today and tomorrow we're supposed to have bright Sun and tomorrow it was to get up into the 70s which is very abnormal for this early in the year usually we have a lot of rain and it's cold and cloudy so we're actually having a little bit of a heat wave here um which means of course my office is going to heat up which sucks but it's way too early in the year for me to be turning on the air-conditioner so please bear with me the next couple of days if it seems like I'm sweltering here in the office all I probably am um you know and there's not much I could do about that either besides turning on the air conditioner which I really don't want to do this early in the year I don't want to put the because you use the air conditioner I have to put in the whole thing in the window you have to put the tube and everything up and then that means I can't open up my window and I definitely want to be able to keep opening up my window for fresh air atleast for the next month or so so so I don't understand daylight saving time and I don't know why we're having a weird heatwave all kinds of weird stuff going on today but it is what it is today is the continuation of bully scholarship edition it's the second time I'm playing this game ever the first time that I played this game was five years ago that's right it was exactly five years ago when I had adjusted from recording videos with a camera or camcorder and I went to direct capture and livestreaming so this was actually the very first game play through we're in the middle of the game I switched from that you know guerilla style recording to direct capture and I actually started live-streaming and I remember it blew up because why it was the first game again that I had a oh my god excuse me it was the first game with direct capture and it was the first game that I really started a fully in a live streaming on a daily basis um you know here we are five years later obviously uh things have changed and the bottom line is folks this playthrough is a downtime playthrough I know that it's not certainly not a new game and it's a game I've already played five years ago um so I know that it's not gonna bring in tons of attention all right fYI for you guys who aren't waiting for new content you like man you know kind of sucks Phil's been doing all down time stuff recently you know when's the new stuff coming once Phil finally playing new games because you know downtime stuff can only go so far well the good news is it's coming this coming Friday all right finally we're gonna have new content allow me to explain the schedule for this week so you guys know what's coming up today's bully and it's only one gameplay stream for today tomorrowwill be more bully paired with Call of Duty okay Tuesday it's gonna be more bully and I'm gonna pair that I'm on the fans should I go back to Secret of Mana and literally waste the stream because that's what its gonna be it's gonna be anighttime stream where you know it's gonna be on an hour and a half of wasted time for me to grind in the final dungeon and level up a little bit and basically get back to the final boss andbeat it just to see the ending I've already done everything in the game including the final boss and I know it would be a wasted stream I just know it I know that attendance no one's gonna care and ultimately it's gonna be a very small number of people who even give a crap about me doing that um so I'm debating doing it but I don't know um I really don't want to I'm you're honest with you guys I really don't want you I'll play the game again I'm really burnt out on it and I was so frustrated the other day when this happened I got screwed out of beating it I really don't want to beat it again or play it again so I don't know man I don't know well what if I don't play that on Tuesday then more than likely Tuesday night will be player in those battlegrounds okay then on Wednesday will be my day off for the week all right my one day off where I spend time with my girlfriend and we run into errands and stuff Thursday more bully and then Thursday night more than likely will end up being probably more Call of Duty and then finally on Friday so yes I know it's a few days here of downtime content I get that people will be uh no new content all right Friday finally okay a new game it's the burnout paradise remaster all right starting this Friday never played burnout paradise before a lot of people are heavily anticipating this playthrough saying they know what's gonna happenexperimental injen ducing and people are looking forward to me playing the game so that's gonna be this Friday all right and so I'll be balancing burnout paradise and bully over the course of the weekend on Tuesday the 20th so a little bit over a week from now we've got the release of sea of thieves alright I'll be playing that for a couple days co-op with people plus self-work the fractured but whole is getting its first story based dlc and i'm thinking i'm gonna be doing that as well so I'll be balancing those those gamesfor a couple of days and then at the end of the week ninokuni 2 is releasing and the week after that we got far cry 5 and the final episode of Batman the telltale series season 2 so we've got 1 2 3 4 5 6 new games coming out by the end of the mine hmm so for those who are just sitting around waiting write any like man I really want new games they're coming you just gotta be patient you know I don't make the games I certainly don't pick the release dates and I canunderstand if you're someone who reallylikes my stuff but you've been just feeling lately there's not a lot going on you're right I mean there have not been pretty much any new releases coming out at all anytime recently um it's been a really dead time but you know hopefully by the end of the month with all these releases coming out things will being reinvigorated we'll get people coming back to the streams and checking out the videos on YouTube and everything you know cuz right now like I said it's good the overall stream attendance has been pretty good I'm not gonna lock it has you know but you knowit's obviously better when there's a newrelease and I'm bringing in a new element of new viewers and new people being exposed to my content for the first time oh and I'll be really honest with you guys even though I very much enjoyed replaying a lot of older games recently like grand theft auto san andreas heavy rain and now bully pretty much on YouTube it's dead and I mean like no nothing's going on no one is watching the stuff I'm putting out on YouTube it's very very abysmally bad now again that's because there's no new releases if I were playing new releases I guarantee I would see a spike in viewership but there's literally beennothing going on for a month so there's not much I could do about that you know um mm-hmm so that being said Oh huh yeah that's kind of it you know and it is I'll be honest with you guys you know I am an honest guy it's a little disheartening because right now as you guys know I've got this issue going coming on and going coming up with my taxes in April and I'm very nervous that with the taxes coming out you know am I going to be able to raise enough funds am I going to be able to get past the April or am I gonna be now behind on taxes really badly which is a terrible thing because the federal government doesn't take it too kindly upon people who were behind on their taxes okay um that would not be good and at this point what I'm trying to do is get people interested you know that's why I'm doing these anniversary playthroughs I was hoping it would bring people in who maybe haven't watched my stuff in years and they want to see wow you know here's Phil five six years later playing a game that was you who synonymous with greatness when he did it on the on you know originally and yeah let's see how he's improved let's see how he's changed now with a new interactive style of streaming it's a little bit different um but honestly it really hasn't had that impact if anything people are just kind of like minutes old and that is a little disheartening you know I like playing games and sharing my experiences with you every single day mm-hmm so for me um I'm having a ball but sadly that doesn't always translate into something that's gonna pay the bills you know what I mean there's plenty of games I would love to play that I know but tennis would be low no one would really care about it and you know I can't just do that I have to find a way to balance what I do so that you know I can not only have fun while I do it but also you know maintain a business and keep my house and you know do all these things these all these responsibilities are constantly weighing on me um so it does kind of suck and you know it is what it is like I said there's nothing I can do about it when there's new new games it's not like well what could I do now they'll bring an attention nothing really there's no games that at any time you know recently that a release that are gonna bring in any kind of viewership um so it is what it is but what I will say is this okay even though there's nothing I can do about how many people show up or whatever thank you to those of you who have been very supportive recently you know through tears soaps tips a lot of you have come out and been very very positive and it's appreciated because right now like I said there's nothing going on you know it will change at the end of this week new releases will start and then hopefully we'll start to see you know an increase but there's not you know as a streamer there's only so much you can do you know hey you know we had it when you have a hot new release so you're in the midst of hot new releases sometimes it just right into your lap you know to get popularity or to get interest in your stuff because it's like wow here we go boom boom boom new game new game new game well I don't have that right now okay all right so it is what it is guys bully pretty much all week Call of Duty maybe some plug G we'll see but you know new stuff is coming up on Friday for those of you who are kind of being impatient yeah I just want new stuff I just want new stuff it is coming all right it is coming eventually all right so what else is going on oh I do want to say again second day in a row congratulations to our new moderators infinite 55 and mr. swaggins they are new trial mods for our earlier streamshere recently I noticed that poor visa has been the only moderator who's reallybeen consistently showing up to the earlier streams and I wanted to get him some help so I've recruited these two gentlemen totry to help us out and hopefully you know things will work out here yesterday was their first day on the job and they did a pretty good job so hopefully moving forward things continue you know at that level and positively okay so um welcome welcome to them and please guys be respectful of them and listen to what they say and we'll see how they do okay um outside of that I don't really have much else to talk about today so I think what we'll do we'll jump into the plugs and then I will give shoutouts for those who have cheered subbed and tipped on the pre stream and we'll go from there how does that sound does it sound good to youI hope so all right let's do some quick plugs everybody all right so everyone thank you very much for your support thank you for your viewership thank you for everything you know you guys are the reason you allow me to to live the dream and do what I love for a living right um playing video games is incredibly fun to me and I am very grateful that I am able to continue to do this as a job and it's your viewership and your attention and attendance that allows me to do that now if you'd like to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or a watcher of my videos on YouTube and you'd like to go a little bit further you know be a direct supporter in other ways there are other ways to do it and which I will explain right now the first way is patreon go check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill I have a patreon which I have a monthly drive campaign for every month and if you pledge to my patreon you are directly contributing to my ability to keep doing this and afford a for example just the other day boom ran out of storage space oh crap I can't back up my videos anymore had to run the Amazon and buy $100 for terabyte external hard drive for my PC and there goes 100 bucks right just the end of last one boom one of my monitors died out of nowhere again had to run to Amazon and buy like a you know I think it's like a hundred $340 asus monitor to replace so I could keep my daily stuff going um sadly this kind of stuff happens all the time with a business like mine um and so it is your patron pledges that allow me to have the flexibility to be able to do that and replace them on the fly and in the last year I've done controllers headphones everything you could think of um it also allows me to you know afford the daily operating cost electricity internet cost of games etc alright so it's very much appreciated those you who pledged to my patreon thank you guys so much for your ongoing support but the cool thing about patreon is that it's not just about that you get stuff in the form of perks for what you pledge to my patreon tri for example you can get text or verbal thank yous in my videos on YouTube you can get freeform access so you can like nominee and vote on games for upcoming events you can get your questions answered on my Q&A show or you can even get a private Q&A video made which is one of the best perks in there all people who've gotten that perk have actually done it multiple times because they loved it so much um I'm not gonna go into a massive detail just check it out for yourself over at patreon.com forward slash darkside Phil and thank you to anyone who does pledge I do appreciate your support all right so that's number one and number two I have a merchandise shop called teespring and on that shop there are some pretty awesome things including t-shirts sweatshirts hoodies mugs stickers and more all with logos and artwork designed by my viewers and fans right now the featured product line which justlaunched last week includes a Red Dead Redemption spoof logo featuring myself holding a controller in multiple colors there's a Sonic the Hedgehog spoof logo which is really neat and there's also a zombie hunter design um I really like these and thank you to the viewers and fans who have contributed designs over the past year that I've had this teespring shop anything you guys buy from my teespring shop equates to a pretty sizeable piece of commission for me so it helps me out directly when you buy stuff from there plus obviously you're getting a pretty cool collectible right now if you do having to buy anything from the shop and you want to show it off please send me a picture of it on social media my twitter is at they call me DSP I would be more than happy to share a picture of the stuff that you yet on with my 25,000 plus Twitter followers okay alright folks but then last but not least if you are here live on the street and you would like to maybe get a shout out during today's stream a particular bully has a lot of running around and the like where I'd have time for shout outs if you either cheer with bits subscribe to my channel or tip me if you do any of those things you will get a verbal shout out during the course of today's stream all right sounds good now if you either cheer 50 bits or more or if you subscribe to the channel and then click on the share button that appears after you do or if you tip me five dollars or more you'll actually get an on screen Thank You pop-up notification animation these were all designed by moderator popsicle oh they're really great and I gotta say shout out and thanks to him for them they're really really good and people really enjoy them all right um so please consider you know could you know doing any of those things to get your both visual and verbal recognition during the course of the stream and you know like I've said in particular right nowwith the way things have been going it's your support on the streams that is that is really keeping me going on YouTube by the way for the past two months has been terrible well YouTube has been awful if you take a look over at YouTube everything is down views because I'm doing down time stuff uh the profit is way down on YouTube the advertisements are like few and far between a lot of videos I'm putting out don't even get ads now um it's because there's nothing going on YouTube lost so many advertisers at this point that I don't even know at the what point is it gonna pick up over there I have no idea but let me put it this way the last two months both January and then February work subsequently the worst months I've ever had on YouTube um no lie and by the way my views were up in January my views in January were higher than most months in 2017 but I made the least amount of money I ever did on YouTube so it's really bad to the point where you know that's why I'm trying to transition into making twitch my full-time thing and making it my primary you know method of financial support but it's it's tough it's tough right now you know I am still reliant on that YouTube crap um oh so it is what it is alright now we got two final things to talk about um before I get to the shoutouts the first is ladies and gentlemen um subscribers we have any subscribers drive this month I'm trying to hit 500 subs again I've been there before but it was primarily because a very very generous few people decided to kind of go nuts and do a bunch of gift subscriptions alright what I want to do is organically grow this channel to organically have 500 natural subscribers who enjoy the content and want to keep Riesling alright it's good to be a working gull it's not something that can be done overnight but I am working on it and I'm hoping that the course of this month in particular when these new releases start coming out we're gonna see an influx of newer viewers who want to see me cover the new stuff and maybe we'll get an increase alright I will say this the last few days we've seen positive progress you know one point I was down like 410 subs now we're up to 435 and growing okay every day it's going up a little bit so that's a good thing well if we do hit the 500 subscribers I'm bringing back the patrons joys playthrough meaning we're gonna have a downtime playthrough that patrons you know people who pledge to my patreon are going to be nominating and voting on these games to do a full playthrough to balance with new releases now this is cool cuz previous playthroughs have been some prettyawesome ones like Super Mario Sunshine 2 Spyro the Dragon persona games Yakuza games it's been a big variety of stuff that I've done in the past based off of their nominations so I am definitely of the belief that it's gonna be pretty awesome whatever people choose but we have to get 500 subs to bring that back alright and it's very doable you know very doable that we could do this sixty five subscribers left we can definitely do this by the end of the month alright so thanks to everyone who is a current sub and FYI obviously keep you guys in the know about how we're doing with them alright number two and this is a really important guys so please listen up right now I'm kind of in a pickle a bad one all because of the tax situation that I'm currently in with in a nutshell alright in a nutshell since I moved to the state of Washington in 2014 I had a tax attorney who screwed me over he did not do the proper work and research like he was supposed to he assured me he was doing my taxes correctly and he was not even though I paid him thousands of dollars to do it he did it all wrong and I now owe thousands of dollars of back taxes to the state of Washington now not only that but because I had to raise funds at the end of last year in order to pay an initial big balloon payment of taxesthat I didn't know I was gonna owe in January my income went up for last year so now I owe additional federal taxes in additionthe state taxes so it's like tax on top of tax it's not a good situation all rightif these state taxes never existed I would have had more than enough money to afford everything but now I'm kind of in a really bad situation because of all this happening with this this guy that screwed me over all right now how can you help it's very simple all right if you want to allow me to continue to do this free streams every day fun stuff you want to help me out right now there's two ways you could do it you can either pledge to my patreon as I've already mentioned that's the first way you can definitely help or you can tip me during the streams how do you tip me there's two different ways you can either look below my live stream if you're watching on the desktopapplication you can see all kinds of information there's like links to other websites links to my YouTube channels and a section that says tips if you click on that section it takes you to my tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave your name and a message however if you're not on the desktop version you can also type in exclamation point tip into the stream chat and that will bring up the same link where you click on it'll take you to the tips page all right why is patreon and tips right now so important because these are both methods by which you can contribute and I get those things right away meaning whatever you contribute right now via these methods I'm going to be putting towards my taxes in April all right in fact I'm at a point where very shortly I'm going to know what the federal taxes are then I'm gonna owe because my tax attorney just contacted me yesterday and says he has a few quite final questions which I'm gonna answer answer for him tonight I'm gonna be measuring my office and stuff like that because all this stuff fact we believe it the size of your home office factors into your taxes it does so I'll be measuring I'll be doing all this stuff and then getting back to him and so I'm hoping that maybe this week he'll be getting back to me and telling the okay Phil here's what you owe for 2017 taxesthat you still owe by mid-april here's your first estimated payment for 2018 taxes here's what that is so I'm gonna at least have an estimate when it comes to federal taxes of what I owe in April um but anyway you know it's all gonna be doing April it's a not a good situation and I know I'm not gonna money in my current state to do this especially things have been slow and down because of YouTube kind of being shitty these past couple of months so anything you guys can contribute is gonna go directly towards my taxes if you either pledge to my patreon or tip me and I really need the help right now so anything you guys can contribute is very much appreciated and thank you guys for that worst-case scenario if I can't raise enough money for my taxes by April well it looks like what's gonna happen is I'm just gonna have back taxes that I owe which are just gonna accumulate in more fees more interest to the point where if it's unmanageable and I can't pay it by the end of the year well I probably got to sell my house it's really the only way I can I can think of to do it to pay it off and I certainly don't want to do that especially because my girlfriend just moved in with me we're starting a life together things are really good right now um all because the actions of one irresponsible douchebag over in Connecticut makes completely screw me in life uh it's not a good thing it's not a good feel um but you know anything you guys can do to help me out I do appreciate all right all right guys um enough of that alright let's go ahead and do some shoutouts for those who have cheered subbed and tipped here on the pre stream in fact let me hit refresh because I don't think I did and I do want to give credit to anyone who maybe overnight cheered some their chips hold on a second here yes there were people who contributed so I'm glad that I did alright so thank you to everyone who has chewed sub or tipped let's get startedit was the goat Lukas overnight he cheered and said Phil keep up the good work I'm watching you for years would you ever consider a playthrough of civilization on the PC I don't know me at RTS games I'll be honest with you I am a fan of more classic RTS I am infact I really much um enjoyed games such as the original Warcraft and Starcraft I was a huge Starcraft fan and player in the 90s I had Starcraft 1 and its expansions and it really enjoyed them um but for a viewing audience I don't know manum I don't know if anyone would be interested in seeing me place if just to be real I'm not a history buff number one so there's not much I could really add to oh here's a reference from history that's really interesting I can't really do that you know what I mean so I don't really know if anyone would really care about me playing Civ to be frank um but it's always a possibility there are many genres of games of any things I have not done in 10 years right 10 years I've been making video game content for you guys daily on the Internet there's still a ton of stuff I've never really scratched the surface on so it'salways a possibility I'm gonna say for now it doesn't seem like it's something that's viable but it's always a possibility for the future okay oh shut up to infinite 55 who did a hundred bit cheer thank you very much for the support and now through the following people who cheered something tipped while the stream was running oh dang Crisler did a 50 bitch here he's at hype hype hype leaving more Ragna 250 bitch here it says how are you today Phil well lady I'm excited I do like bully I'm looking forward to playing bully on stream today it's a fun game definitely um but I'm hot like I said the temperatures have increased here dramatically in Washington in the past day and already I haven't even started playing the game yet and I'm sweaty I'm sitting here in the office sweating because oh it's about 60-something degrees outside right now but in the office it's probably like 75 because the Sun is beating on my office wall and it's just gonna get hotter and hotter over the course of the day so it kind of sucks um well I guess it is what it is I'm gonna tough it out and sweat it out here to play some fun games with you guys todayokay Jake Whistler did another 50 bitch here he said these songs are great has anyone been making new ones Oh jank Whistler is referencing that on my pre stream I actually play fan remixes our fan remixes that were made years and years ago I think the actually the the newest one that I play was early 2017 it was one for about Dark Souls but outside of that the next released one was 2013 and most of the remixes that I'm playing were in actuality made in the years of2010 and 2011 all right they're pretty old yeah you know there was a time from the years of 2010 to 2012 when everything I did on YouTube was white-hot I was one of the biggest and most well known let's players on YouTube people really loved me in my stuff and I most of the stuff I did went virally popular and people would make remixes based off of stuff going on in my playthroughs that would also get some pretty huge views um but that was a long time ago you know things change as we say ah so no they're really recently outside of like I said that one a year ago that s beast music made that's Dark Souls there have not really been many of any new remixes now I'm not saying that there couldn't be if anyone ever wanted to dabble in say taking my commentary or stuff going on in my playthroughs and doing a musical remix and submitting that to me I would be more than happy to you know if it's good put it onto my pre streams and promote it in everything but it's a rare thing that that happens I haven't had anyone really make anything like that in a while so so there you go be the baby racks did a 25-inch here and says if you didn't hear a zombie go booms case against YouTube was thrown out of court the judge said that the contracts made it clear that YouTube was not obligated to display any advertisements alongside any videos well here's the thing you guys don't know what he's talking about this is in regards to last year the ad apocalypse on YouTube okay what happened was YouTube lost a ton of subscribers all because of the fact that they had advertisements via a automated algorithmbeing divvied out on the website to videos that advertisers deemed were advertiser unfriendly for example videos that were racist videos that had tons of adult language and sexual content and videos that had terrorist content yes even videos that had a terrorist content in it we're getting advertisements so tons of advertisers pulled out of YouTube and YouTube ad revenues plummeted by roughly 40 to 60 percent for most people so overnight most people started making half as much money as they used to so what YouTube instituted was an automated algorithm bywhich they were going to videos to be advertiser unfriendly and immediately disable advertisements on them well there was a youtubers channel who's called zombie go boom this is a company that regularly was bringing in hundreds of thousands of dollars a year if not more it had employees and everything under it okay their entire channel was regularly automated and flagged for being advertiser unfriendly so their channel went from bringing in hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to around $10,000 a year okay basically it inoperable it made them go out of business so they sued YouTube um and their lawsuit alleged that YouTube waswas you know doing unfair business practices that you that you know making a change to terms without notifying people because they didn't notify people they were doing this it wasn't like they legally said oh here's an updated contract and you have to click here to agree they just did it without letting anybody know okay all which is illegal by the way it is 100% illegal to do that um so basically they were alleging that you know if since YouTube and Google were in thestate of California physically located that they had to abide by California employ you know business laws and allthe like and that this was an illegal move so they were suing for damages they started a class action lawsuit against YouTube this was like six months ago if not longer okay so if this is what maybe if what be the baby Rex is saying to me it's true which I don't know I've heard this I looked into it I guess what a judge is saying is well if you technically read the terms that you signed up for on YouTube when you originally signed up to put advertisements on your videos it clearly states that YouTube is not in any way obligated to ever display advertisements alongside any videos on YouTube therefore this is completely illegitimate and he threw it out of court alright so there you go and as I said six plus months ago when this became news this is how the United States legal system works it's completely subjective one judge may see it that way and another judge may not um apparently this judge you know reading into this situation just clearly felt that the original terms and conditions ofadvertisements on your videos on YouTube overrode any kind of malpractice and/or you know things that YouTube was doing that seemed underhanded unfair you know / California state business laws um another judge may not another judge may look at the situation and be like well yeah I'll technically you signed this and it says they don't have to have ads but at the same time there's laws in place that say in the state of California you know there's non-competition clauses and like there's all kinds of stuff I'm sure and he might see a difference or she might see you differentlyum you see what I mean so it's all very subjective so in this case this big lawsuit just got dismissed however folks what I would say is really I don't think and I don't think that um YouTube's ad situation is really where they can get in trouble I think it's more in regards to the content that they regularly allow to be posted on their website like I'll give you a real good example like you remember that that logan paul video of the person who committed suicide in the japanese suicide forest and he posted up on youtube ah the family of that man could sue youtube probably for a ridiculous amount of money and win easily you can't just have a business where you just automatically allow any video to be posted and then be automatically promoted by a robotalgorithm it doesn't work and it's only a matter of time in my opinion before youtube crumbles and falls apart um because they're automating and they are very much a business reliant on self-regulation they they expect the viewers who are not paid and are not employees of the company to actually regularly watch and police content onthe website and flag it for being inappropriate and organic taken down forbeing inappropriate when they're notpaid employees if that's you can't operate a business like that okay you can't it's it's not gonna work and it's only worked so long because they're the one number one biggest video sharing website and the only guys with the capital to be able to have so many videos put up on a daily basis alright but it's just not gonna work see see what I mean YouTube this is one thing this zombie go boom lawsuit against YouTube might have had traction if you had a certain kind of judge that certain kind of judge was not the judge that this was assigned to and so the case was thrown out of court but you - there's no victory for you - YouTube has been doing things wrong for so long that it's only a matter of time until they fall apart um and something does eventually stick like I'll give you a perfect example you know I'm someone who's small potatoes alright so for me there's nothing that I could ever do to get legal recourse against anything that is YouTube related you know I'm just too small I don't have the money in time for it but YouTube just think about this on a regular basis youtube allows anyone to post up a video on its website for free that could say anything someone right now could post up a video saying that someone is a pedophile that someone is a sexual predator that someone is a thief that someone is a violent criminal or a mass murderer with no factual evidence whatsoever this constitutes slander and or defamation one or the other whichevertake your pick um YouTube literally has no tools by which someone can protect themselves from that there's no way that you can flag a video and get it to be taken down there are methods they claim that you they have to do it they do not work all right I know for a fact they do not work in fact I've spoken directly with YouTube's staff and the answer that I got all right from one of them is very simple well if we're if it seems like we're gonna be legally liable for something then maybe we'll take action but if not generally no action is taken that's what I was told so it looks like YouTube could be sued because they put up a video that really really concretely hurts someone so I'll give you an example let's say someone posted up a video oh Justin Bieber and I'm just using this as an example but let's say they said I know that Justin Bieber is a sexual deviant who had sex with all these women against their will and you know he's a terrible person and then someone went to Justin Bieber's house and shot him in the head and it was proven that the reason that person did it is because they were convinced by the YouTube videothat oh that this is why this happened you know he had to take justice into his own hands then YouTube could be sued into oblivion alright but unless something like that crazyhappens YouTube isn't gonna take action against this kind of stuff okay well and that's the problem is YouTube is a website that allows blatant misinformation drama toxicity on a regular basis in fact it promotes it if you look at the videos that go trending on YouTube it's the biggest bullshit you know rumors slander gossip this is what makes it big on YouTube alright that's not good because this is putting them into a big legal liability situation just because nothing has happened yet doesn't mean it's not going to I'll give you a perfect oh I'll give you a perfect example all right for years swatting alright everyone said Oh swatting is just a prank it's not a big deal no things ever happened there was a result of swatting besides just some cops beingcalled out and some people being hassled it's hilarious your watch people get swatted on a stream and it's so much fun to see a stream be interrupted by cops storming and thinking that there's a you know a hostage situation or whatever and people really know this is not a funny situation this is terrible you're wasting law enforcement resources you're risking people's lives well guess whatfolks last few months we finally had a swatting incident where someone was killed someone completely innocent right now all of a sudden everyone's like oh swatting is terrible right well up to then it was all it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt and that's the way I see it with YouTube it really just is a powder keg ready to explode at this point it's only a matter of time with a website that regularly has an automated system that promotes drama toxicity slander and negative shit and that's the top stuff on the website that this website will die once someone finally gets hurt it's that simplesomeone will get hurt they will say enough is enough they will sue the fuck out of YouTube for creating the toxic situation that made that person get her and YouTube will be done um that's the way I see it you know so even though zombie go boo tried one method to say this is ridiculousum you know what I meanyou know guys are horrible you run a terrible business you put us out ofbusiness because of your unfair and annual bad business practices they lost when one method but YouTube is not safe and YouTube is pretty much in my opinion on its last legs I give it a couple more years until like I said if a major competitor ever steps up to compete with YouTube like hint hint Amazon is stepping up and ready to do YouTube's done in my opinion I think that they are their days are done so there you go anyway uh infinite did a hundred cheer he said is on behalf of Derek he said he did a pre stream earlier before my extreme it was successful and he played he sung a few songs and his followers and viewers are growing to check out hisstream he doesn't stream when I do but he streams around my stuff so there ya big baddie REO 3000 subscribe to the channel thank you baddie Rio for the sub I appreciate the subscription Rin Jesse James did a 25 bit series you can go to a car park store and get some light window tint to block UV rays helps a lot with my west facing room in theafternoon and it isn't difficult to put on maybe I will do that I mean the problem being my window is not my windowis uh it's it's it's a very unique window it's like a sliding bait I think they call it a bay window I don't know what they call it but it's not like a standard window where you can just buy stuff in a applicate it to it or whatever but I think I may have to do something like the blinds that I have on my window do help before I had the blinds this room was even hotter but it gets hot man and like I said right now we're having a heat way it's gonna cool down again in two days it's supposed to dip down back into the 40s and 50s here so it won't be an issue for long but today and tomorrow I'm gonna be sweating my nuts off um and of course come on April comes then we start getting increased temperatures and then I gottastart using the air conditioner every but anyway thanks for the recommendation maybe I'll again do it mm-hmm shout-out to mr. swaggins who cheered and said can you please play getting over it on Tuesday night pub G is too soon and you don't want to do Secret of Mana well I don't know getting over it would people care about that like it was fun to do during Andy's marathon I don't know if anyone's gonna want to see me try this game again um especially cuz it's just doing it over you know what I mean like it's not like Oh Phil's made progress now we get to see new stuff I mean I have to do the whole game over from the start that's how the game is you make one mistake you fly back to the fucking start um so I don't know if people really want to see that or not I mean obviously it would be something I could try but I don't know how it would go um basically Tuesday night is wide open I don't know what I'm doing Tuesday night but thanks for the suggestion I will think about it Yolo da bar cheer doesn't can we see called any multiplayer with the arid Lord I have not talked to the Airy Lord in a while I don't know what he's up to I know that he definitely enjoyed doing zombies with me but I have no idea if he would be interested in doing a multiplayer I don't even know if he plays the game anymore then so there you have it I don't know Yolo the opportunity yeah nice is Phil if you do had to hire people to review each video uploading then it would have to hire more than 30,000 workers that's like millions of more dollars of overhead it's not possible oh it is possible Yolo Doppler it absolutely is possible I made this analogy before I'm gonna make it again if you open a restaurant and you do not do due diligence when you open the restaurant you don't research what the health code is you don't researchwhat the criteria are to operate a restaurant like zoning and coding and everything you just open this restaurant and the restaurant immediately becomes white-hot popular because everything tastes amazing and people come in and give it rave reviews and everyone's raving and talking about your restaurant ok and you have cut so many customers you can't even deal with the fact that you have so many customers lined uparound the block to constantly come into your restaurant and you're making money hand over fist it's just amazing it's the best thing ever it's the bee's knees if a health inspector walks into your restaurant and says wait a minute I'm looking at your restaurantyou're not abiding by the health code your your staff is not wearing the proper protective stuff to make sure that there's not contamination I walked it to your free Gordon Ramsay walks into the restaurant opens the fridge Oh dreadful you donkey this poor contamination all over your fridge everyone's going to get sick I'm shutting it down okay just one the restaurant would have to shut down and abide by the laws of the land in the healthcare all right it's that simple they would have to for some reason YouTube decided well let me put it this way Google decided they were going to buy out YouTube alright then they would they bought out YouTube they created a monsterthey made a website that became virally popular everyone started constantlyuploading ridiculous amounts of content and they had no actual plan to make sure the website abided by any laws copyright defamation slander anything they just said fucking it's the Wild West of the internet everyone just do whatever you want now yes YouTube is incredibly popular they're the number one video video sharing website in the world that does not make them immune to anything you can to say well I'm so popular that's my excuse there's no way we could ever actually properly operate and make sure that we abide by the law no that's that's that's wrong you will never win in court ever making that argument they will say that's your fucking fault you're the one who put money into this company who turned it into what it was it's your responsibility legally to make sure your company has viability when it comes to laws and everything its YouTube's fall to advertisers have leftin droves because they automated everything and didn't make sure that the automation was working properly so the advertisers would actually want their ads to be on stuff it's YouTube's fault that they don't have a process to make sure that people are not putting out defamatory and slanderous videos that could be considered illegal its YouTube's fall slash Google's fall you can't say oh well we're just so popular we're immune to all the same laws regulations and things that everyone else is judged by took tough shit that's you know what I mean Oh have to hire 30,000 employees and then the the website would become unmanageable okay okay then that then closed the business cuz you can you can operate like that it's in Polish soon I mean it doesn't matter that it's so popular and everyone uses it it's illegal well I'm gonna give you another perfect example about this all right there's a good a good comparison in early 2000s there was a little program that was released you guys might remember if you're as old as me it was called Napster it was a file-sharing program by which everyone uploaded music and shared it for free okay now everyone at the time said oh it's the bee's knees you get free music whatever you want use it infinitely on your computer or on your iPod by then it was I pod it wasn't like you know mp3 players and iPods no-one had phones that had the ability to play music or anything at that point okay um and it was this amazing application and everyone thought it was and it was fine now in mainstream culture everyone thought it was fine this is fine doesn't matter the music industry stood up and said this is ridiculous we can't sell music anymore because everyone's getting music for free everyone's just sharing their music this is illegal there's no way this is absolutely illegal oh you know we have laws and licenses in place we own the licenses to the music no one has theright to buy a song and then just give it to someone else all they did is they bought a license to use the song they don't physically own that song or the rights to share it with anyone this is not legal and it took a couple years it did okay it took a couple years but what happened was guess what um Napster got shut downlegally the courts they went to court they got sued like crazy and the court said no you can't just ignore law just because you're white-hot popular doesn't mean you get to ignore the law the law says these companies own the legal rights and licenses to this music you can't just let people put the fucking music on the internet and do whatever they want with it and Napster Jay basically completely changed it ended up changing to be a instead of a music sharing site it became a musicdistribution service by which you would scribe and then you would be able to get music you know for a limited time for use and stuff like that and basically went out a bit no one uses Napster anymore the whole thing fell apart um but that's my point you can't just make the argument that because you're popular you're immune to the law it's not how it works and YouTube has been operating like that for ten years and they're not immune to the law and eventually it's gonna destroy them and I think they're just really at this point they're just living on borrowed time because now we've gotten you know everything now gets blown out let Logan Paul video and PewDiePie says something in a video it's only a matter of time until it all falls apart in my opinion so shout out to a Philip rocker who did a 25 bitch here Thank You Philip rocker for the cheer ah alright um it looks like to me we're done I had now down all the cheers alright see all the shoutouts for today's cheers and subs no chips yet today and again I would like to remind everyone if you really want to help me out in the best way you can please either ah please either pledge to my patreon or tip me during the streams since this will help me out directly with the upcoming you know tax issue but I am very appreciative of any contributions and I will give you a shout out if you do set okay all right um let's see here hmm shout out to infinity which is today 500 bitchier thank you infinite for the 500 bit cheer I appreciate that mm-hmm anonymousI just got an anonymous dollar tip itsays okay going with your analogy clarify specifically what you what lawsYouTube is breaking I'm genuinelycurious I am NOT a lawyer I cannot sit here and reference legal you know reference numbers and things but I can tell you this I'll give you a perfect exampleI'll get another perfect example if you own a publication alright a magazine um if you own a tabloid and you report blatant misinformation about someone that could be considered slanderous defamatory or harmful to a person you can get sued for damages and you can have legal ramifications where people get fired and or your publication gets shut down and now the law depends on where that publication exists and who's suing you so for example in the UK a publication there may be different criteria than in the United States so I can't directly answer your question but the bottom line is there's libel laws there's a family tour there's all these laws in place and YouTube is a media outlet even though they may not be a printed publication they are a media outlet that on a daily basis allows unlimited and free capability for people to put up slette libelous slanderous and defamatorycontent with no legal recourse for those for whom it's being done against there's no system by which someone can get a video 100% guaranteed to be taken down that's considered slanderous libel ordefamatory it doesn't exist people have can flag videos as bullying or whatever but unless you actually file a major lawsuit against YouTube to get something taken down it won't get taken down you can't do that all right that would be like if for example I got just a tabloid let's say I don't know the Daily Mail which is in the UK what if the Daily Mail just allowed anyone to put something on the cover story no matter what whether it was confirmed or not they just oh you know the Prime Minister of Britain is a horrendous pedophile and it was on the front page of The Daily Mail oh well you know we just have so many people submitting stories we can't possibly vet every single one so we just allow it to go on the front page see what I mean it's not you can't do that and that's literally what YouTube does in fact YouTube has systems in place their algorithms that promote videos on YouTube 100% promote defamatory slanderous and libelous dramatic toxic content that Logan Paul video went to the top within minutes because YouTube promoted it they're the ones who are at fault he so there you go all right um Wow shout-out to bad shark 90 who just took me $50 and said have a great stream Wow thank you very much bad shark might ninety for that contribution think you think you thank you thank you thank you thank you oh that certainly puts me in a good mood and you know thank you very much I am very appreciative of that going straight to you know what as I've already mentioned on the priest ream I won't say it again all right thank you guys for the support it is now time to begin actually what I need to do is I need to run and grab batteries through my controller he was telling me that the batteries are dead so I'm just gonna run to the bedroom grab some double A batteries pop them in and thenwe're gonna start with bully scholarship edition how does that sound guys sounds good alright thank you guys very much let us now begin well let me end the pre stream run to the bedroom grab somebatteries and then we'll begin with bully alright thank you everyone and let's do this
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Look at this fucking word salad when Phil talks about the weather
all right so some good news here in Washington State where I live the heat wave is over we had a two day crazy heat wave the first day temperatures were in the 60s yesterday they were in excess of like 70 degrees which is very abnormal for the spring and it's not even the spring it's still the winter here I mean we very much all entered into spring mode like the trees and flowers are blooming the birds are coming back you know what I mean but you know timewise we're still technically in the winter for another week or so um but we have crazy hot weather here for two days it was just way I'm normally hot and in clouds we had no cloud cover no rain which is very abnormal for this time of year we use almost to have constant clouds and rain excuse me so now it's cooled down which is good cuz I could stop sweating oh the past couple of days I've been sitting in my office just like oh my god you know sweating my nuts off here it's cooled down now which is good and now hopefully we'll stay with these cooler temperatures until say like April ish because typically it's around april-ish that it starts to really increase in temps and then I'll just pop in my air conditioner into my window here in the office and you'll start hearing that in the background of videos and streams there's not much I could do about that it's a necessary evil as they say because I need to keep all the equipment and everything including myself cool or else it's pretty hard to be working in here streaming all day when the office is 95 degrees like a like a clay oven right so there you go
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All that to say "it was hot here for a couple days but it's cooled down again." Who could possibly care about this in the first place anyway? It has nothing to do with anything.
 
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If I may recommend, try adding the words "you know" to the list. Just to show how often he says that, too. Also, "stuff". Both would easily crack 30.
Also this is a great idea. As said before, after a while, it just turns into a constant background noise.

Edit: "okay?" and "alright?" would also be high.
 
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  • Pre-Stream March 12, 2018: New Content Finally On the Way!
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alright hello everybody hello hello and welcome how is everyone on this Monday today's Monday March 12 2018 I am Darkseid Phil and welcome to my one major gameplay stream for the day however today is a full streaming day for me and you're wondering what that entails it means that later tonight I will also be streaming a secondary stream as well and don't worry in just a moment I will get to exactly what those streams are and what you can expect but first I would like to take the opportunity to welcome you how are you it's the start of a new week it's the start of a new bit of fun um I'll have continuing playthroughs I'll have some fun multiplayer gameplay later this week we'll finally have a new game starting up Oh should be pretty good and it's actually them to start of a new week here if you guys didn't notice in the stream chat I guess what's gonna happen is every Monday my twitch stream cheering stats will reset oh this is an automatic process by the way and I'm not sure exactly how it works um but what I'm seeing here is that it looks like the you know we had for a week people who had it sheared we're on a leaderboard and now it appears that that leaderboard has completely reset itself um with new people who are considered top cheerers although I'm not exactly sure how it works um I don't know at what time this thing resets okay and I also don't know like for example I'm looking at it right now I'm trying to get to hang it is to figure this out you know because I don't know what to I will tell you how to even explain to you guys how this works it's totally someone by the name of ultimate outcast double-o is the top cheerer do you guys see that or do you are you seeing that it's is the ultimate outcast double oh did a 200 bitch here but I don't I don't see that in my moxie am i blind you guys are seeing that right but he's not in my muck see at all when did he cheer uh-huh I am confused color me confused cuz it was making sense up to now well I don't see you know it sucks because I would like to say give him this guy shout out and see if he had said any message in his cheer but I don't see the cheer someone who cheered with the cheer didn't appear what is going on this is bizarre I'm very confused I see this as second place this Philip rocker and third places to go Lucas and I do see and I do see both of their cheers but I don't see ultimate outcasts I don't know huh this is confusing well ultimate outcasts if you didn't reach here and you'd like to say something in the stream channel it's not what's going on we're all ears we're all confused huh how did you get up there on the leaderboard it's pretty weird right well anyway um regardless of all that guys I do keep track of everything and so you know I do give shout out for cheer substance hips and stuff on the stream as you guys know don't worry as long as everything gets captured here in muck sea I'll be giving a shout out this sucks that for whatever reason this one apparently didn't capture or it's there I don't know if it's even maybe it's erroneous maybe it's erroneous data I don't know because ultimate outcast is not speaking in the stream chat this is very bizarre alright anyway welcome to a new week of content folks let me give you the rundown the skinny on what you can expect Oh this week okay so first of all today double streaming day folks full day of streams my first gameplay stream here will be the continuation of bully scholarship edition as of yesterday I gotcha just under 30% I think I'm like 70 27% or something like that through the game um so I'm expecting that every day that I play I'll probably have roughly like 50 15 to 20 percent progress that's kind of what I'm thinking so today maybe we'll get up to like 50 maybe tomorrow we'll get up to 70 you know what I mean that's kind of what I'm thinking by the way I'm not doing a hundred percent run of bully I am gonna try to do this stuff that's entertaining or different but I'm not doing a hundred percent run of the game by any means just so you guys understand I'm not gonna be looking for every single collectible or anything like that okay so that city's mainstream tonight my second stream starting at 7:30 p.m. Pacific Daylight Time will be call all duty more Call of Duty every time I play this game I've been doing really well if you guys were here on Saturday you were so super to see me completely tear it up I was whooping major ass on Saturday I had a couple situations where I was like over 20 kills and only like maybe six seven deaths um it was pretty good man it was me getting better at the game and I am I'm starting now to loot to learn more and more about the maps of the game good strategies on each of app and the like so I'm actually starting to get really good um and what I'm wondering is you know is this a thing where it's just this game or will it be that like an other shooters coming up maybe I'm you know what I mean I'm feel pretty positive because I don't know what it is that that all of a sudden I've just kind of got the bug for Call of Duty and I'm doing good in it so so we'll see you that's gonna be tonight a fun Call of Duty stream tomorrow will be more bully and tomorrow and I will be doing a pub G stream I've made the executive decision I'm playing pub G tomorrow night now I know some people are gonna say but you just played pub G on Saturday don't worry Pope G is not going to come back as a full-time thing that I do every other day it's not in fact the main reason why I'm going to be playing pub G tomorrow night is because after that I'm not gonna have much of an opportunity to be playing Paul G moving forward except for maybe like once a week or whatever being as I told you guys this week new games began ok so once the new games start up I'm gonna be very very you know involved with those and I'm not gonna be going back to PO G every other day you know what I mean um so poke gee tomorrow night Tuesday night Wednesday is my day off okay so no screams on Wednesday but I'll be back on Thursday with the possible conclusion of bully depending on how things go these next two days will determine if I'll be able to wrap up my bully plate throughout Thursday or not and Thursday and I I am going to be doing a little bit more Call of Duty ok then Friday it's the start of burnout paradise and I'm almost thinking I will play burnout paradise all day a marathon day of burnout paradise where I'm just playing it all day long and then Saturday will be open the air dependent on did I finish bully on Thursday or or not but if I did they'll probably balance Saturday and more than likely Saturday would be a combination of say burnout paradise and bully if not maybe I'll do burnout paradise and say I don't know um maybe what is it called more Call of Duty or more pub G we'll see but what we're really getting to folks all right is that next week next week I will be doing all new content new games and I finally have my schedule set because Kat my girlfriend finally got her work schedule and so now I know what day she's working on what day she's not and we're gonna be able to figure out what is gonna be our day that we go out and have a full day together doing stuff or not so here's the deal next week not this week coming up but the week after there's multiple new releases there sea of thieves and self-park the fracture buttholes first story base DLC those are coming out on Tuesday the 20th okay and then later in the week is a ninokuni mutiny - excuse me ninokuni - so how am I gonna be covering these games well on launch day of sea of thieves as well as that Wednesday and Thursday so the 20th 21st and 22nd I'll be playing sea of thieves during the day and I'll be playing this South Park DLC at night okay so that's how that whole week is gonna be see of Thieves inside all right 20th 21st and 22nd of March sounds good now my first opportunity to have a day off with my girlfriend cat will be that Friday the 23rd so Friday the 23rd will be my next day off so this Wednesday the 14th is my most recent day off coming up this week but then I won't have another day off until the 23rd of March all right and then when I come back on that Saturday the 24th I'll be beginning my ninokuni to playthrough okay so it'll be neat okuni balanced with sea of thieves for a bit with the possibility of the continuation of burnout depending on how far I got in the game and maybe Call of Duty or pub G mixed in and at the end of the month of course we're gonna have far cry 5 and Batman so we'll see ok but that's how it's gonna go so three straight days of coverage of sea of thieves plus three straight days of south park coverage then a day off then you know Cooney begins on that weekend alright quite frankly I think this works out well because I was nervous that but the day off that week would also be a Wednesday and then it's like okay new game Co thieves I only play it once and then I gotta take a day off you know what I mean I don't think that would have worked out too well so this schedule actually is working out pretty well and we don't know yet folks we don't know what Kats overall work schedule is going to be because she's just getting you know fit into the job here this is her first week coming up so if her schedule stays the same all right what we're probably gonna be doing is we're gonna try to make Saturday my weekly day off so I'll be here every single day except Saturday but we don't know if you know that's gonna happen we have to actually see this is her first week back so she's kind of getting fitted into you know a work schedule we don't know if that's gonna be the schedule she gets every week or not so all dependent on what goes on with that will determine what day I'll have off you know moving forward we're aiming for Saturday but we're not a hundred percent that it's going to end up being Saturday every week okay fair enough so there you go so real schedule bully called duty today bully punky tomorrow off on Wednesday bullying call duty Thursday burnout paradise starts Friday burnout and bully or burnout on something else on Saturday continuing all the way into the next week when it's gonna be sea of thieves and South Park for three straight days then I'll have that Friday the 23rd off but ninokuni - we'll start on the 24th which is a Saturday that next week will have far cry 5 and the final Batman episode and then the goal is to try to make Saturday's my day off every week but we'll see how that works moving forward mmm there you go there you go guys um hopefully that works for you hopefully you're looking forward to all this new stuff coming up shortly and you know you will be entertained as they say okay all right guys so now I'm really confused cuz if you look now at this cheerleader board again now says ultimate outcast has top tier with five hundred bits yet ultimate outcast again has not cheered from what I can see he's not showing up in my muck see whatsoever and I haven't seen a cheer from him so how old who do you have tops here with 500 bits I think something is going wrong with twitch I do I think something is going wrong with twitch something is messed up here there's some phantom person who's not here he's ultimate outcast even in the chat does anyone see him in the chat at all right because I don't see him okay then I have no idea what's happening well I'm sure whatever something new launches on Twitch there's got to be some bugs that have to be working out or something this is very odd because ultimately I'll cast not only am i not so you never say a single word in the chat I haven't seen him do a cheer so very confusing huh alright anyway another thing I'd like to talk about what you guys may not be aware if you didn't check out my youtube yesterday you may not be aware but I actually created a vlog with myself and my girlfriend cats the first time cat has ever been seen on video we talked for about 17 minutes about how things have been going this past month that she's lived with me the fact of you know the fact that why she hasn't shown up in anything up to now and how she's going to be you know participating and stuff moving forward so it's very simple folks if you have questions G will Phil ever do something with his girlfriend when will it be what will it be go we'll check out this video it's live right now on my king of hate vlogs channel okay the king of a blocks so there you go go check it out okay and that's it cuz a lot of people every single day they come into the stream chat and they say oh what Phil when's the next day are you ever gonna do anything with your girlfriend when's the next thing you're doing with your girlfriend what are you gonna do a co-op game play are you gonna do a vlog are you gonna do a gonna go to Seattle and film are you gonna do this but you do that all of that was answered all of it was answered by this vlog alright so please check it out and you know it'll be the first time you get to see Kat and anything pretty much has an Instagram post so there you go um and thank you to those of you who you know overnight we're very nice to us sent sent me you know positive messages on Twitter and the like about the video it's very much appreciated you know you got to understand that cat Oh unlike me has not been doing been on camera doing videos for 10 years you know she had very limited exposure where for a very short period of time a couple months she was doing a few twitch streams and gameplay videos and really didn't get into the swing of doing it you know any kind of consistency and she certainly has never been in anything where she knew she was gonna be viewed by thousands and thousands of people in addition to the fact that you know that everything we put out on the Internet is gonna be scrutinized and torn apart and derided and made fun of so knowing that you know being in her first video ever I'd say she did a pretty damn good job um so thank you to those who have been you know very nice regarding the video and you know there you go watch the video that is what you will get you get your information from do not bombard the stream please with questions about the situation all of your answers are in the video all right so please give it a look over on my the king of hate vlogs YouTube channel there you go alright um what else do I have anything else to talk about well folks it is very hot here today just to forewarn you guys we are having a heat wave an abnormal heat wave here in Washington it's almost never warm in the spring to be what we get in the spring time which is not spring yeah it's still considered winter for another week or two here but um it's in the spring typically what we get is a lot of rain and a lot of cloudiness for a rare two days we've had beating Sun and clear skies temperatures have heated up here by over 15 degrees so it was in the low 50s it's now almost 70 degrees Fahrenheit outside so not only is it outside my office is steaming so I have the window wide open and I'm actually if you believe it I'm wearing summer clothes I'm wearing shorts and a very short like light t-shirt to try to keep my body temperature down because yesterday I was in here and I was soaked in sweat my legs were completely saturated that's gross but that's the situation that I work in here on now normally during the summer I would have the air conditioner on but the thing is looking at the weather starting tomorrow we're going back to typical weather the temperatures are gonna drop another 15 degrees and go back to being cloudy and rainy like we're used to here so no reason for me to get this whole air conditioner hooked up and get the tube installed in the window and everything here in the office and then next thing you know I don't need it anymore and now I can't get air circulation because I blocked up the window so I'm just gonna suffer through it today okay but I just want to ask a little bit for your patience simply because I don't know what's going on here in regards to the weather I don't know what you know maybe it'll cool down today maybe not I hope it does but if not I'm just gonna have to sweat it out alright so please if I'm seemed to be a hot under the collar today as they say please be a little bit patient with me because that's probably wise as the temperature is friggin rising alright okay oh very nice that was a good stretch I just stretched my body I was good all right um I think that's really all I have to talk about on pre stream there's really no new announcements or anything today um so what I'll do let's jump in to the plugs as they say the plugs all right let me get through them and then we'll do shoutouts for people who cheered subbed in tips and again again to ultimate outcast double oh I don't know again if you sheared or not oh you're not showing up in my muck see no one saw you cheer in the stream chat and it's showing that you have a top tier of 500 bits so I don't know how this is working um so there you go I can't give you a shout out because your messages never showed up anywhere alright one second you know what I forgot to turn down the speaker's I'll go do that and then we'll start here with the plugs ok the plugs whew whew all right ladies and gentlemen I would like to say personally thank you for your positivity your support last night you know with this video I made with my girlfriend for the first time very positive response thank you for that and thank you for 10 years of ongoing support and viewership as a content creator on the internet it means everything okay um thank you for the air of positivity we've had around the streams recently if you guys haven't noticed late 2017 through you know now have been really awesome everyone's been heal reviews are all attendance overall followers contributions everything's been really good I just want to take the opportunity to say thank you guys for that all right um oh my gosh excuse me so all that being said well what a nice perk that was huh all that being said if you would like to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or a watcher of my videos on YouTube and you'd like to possibly contribute in another way all right and you know help me out to it continue to be able to do this full-time there are many ways you can do it let's talk about some of them right now patreon you can check this out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill all right my patreon is a monthly campaign that I hold every month all right I just said that and the cool thing about it is number one it directly aids me and affording the cost of operating this business there's a lot of expenses that go into it that you may not think about just on a parent daily basis but things such as cost of electricity cost of Internet cost of all the games that I buy and the equipment that I need you know things go wrong all the time any new controller here news new hard drive storage here a new monitor here happens all the time things that is the incredibly inexpensive health insurance that I have to buy myself because I'm self-employed I don't work for anyone so I don't get a nice discounted group rate on health insurance I have to buy it for myself and it's incredibly expensive okay there's a lot of advantages to be self-employed a lot of disadvantages and the cost of doing it is one of them for sure so your monthly contributions to my patreon allow me to afford doing this full-time as a job all right but the cool thing about pledging to my patreon is that it's not just about this because your contribution is helping me you get cool things out of your contributions for example just to give you an idea all right an idea of some of the things you can get as a patron you can get text or verbal thanked using my YouTube videos you can get premium forum access that allows you to nominate and vote on games for events that I hold like marathons and the like you can get your questions answered on my by multi Q&A show ask the king or you can even get a private Q&A video made no lie last night I made a private Q&A video for a patron and immediately that person watched it overnight and and told me this morning they loved it and this happens pretty much every single month we got several people who qualify for this perk it's the most popular perk some people like it so much they they continuously keep doing the perk because they enjoy getting a private Q&A video made just for them okay so all the details can be found over at patreon.com forward slash start site fill anyone pledges are very much appreciated you guys are awesome and in particular right now is I'm gonna explain in a few minutes your support is needed more than ever so thank you to those who are current pledge ease alright number two my key springshot my merchandise shop where you can get really cool stuff like t-shirts sweatshirts puddings monks stickers right all kinds of stuff um logos and artwork that's been 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enjoying the stream and you want to get involved with participation if you either cheer with bits if you subscribe to the channel or if you tip me I will give you a verbal shout out during the course of the stream okay now keep in mind it's subjective I'm the ability to decline on giving a shout out if I feel that the shout out message number one is inappropriate in some way maybe it's it's you know trolling or insulting maybe it's it's it's too incendiary or maybe it has nothing to do with what's going on on stream you know what I mean I I'm the ability to subjectively choose what I will and won't read on stream what I will ask is if you are going to to your silver tip and leave a message please be concise and please at least try to be somewhat on topic or positive I certainly don't want it to reel an entire stream with some kind of a negative discussion about something okay now in regards to getting above and beyond that let's say you wanted a visual recognition for your contributions you can get that as well if you're either cheer fifty bits or more okay if you subscribe to the channel and you click on the share button afterward okay or if you tip me five bucks or more all of those ways are methods by which you can get an on screen Thank You pop-up notification alright in these are animations that were designed by longtime viewer fan and moderator here on the stream chat pops of Cola so shout out to him for designing these for all of us they're really good okay and it's really neat to see them pop up during a you know a stream and you know some of the fun animations and alight and so we for you to get both visual and verbal recognition for your contributions alright so thank you very much everyone for that um obviously now we also have this cheers leaderboard that's not like I've been mentioning here on the pre stream and I don't know how it works who still says his ultimate Outkast guy he's top Shearer with five hundred bits regardless of the fact that no one saw him cheer so I don't understand how the hell this works really odd but anyway obviously you'll also be part of the cumulative week long-running cheer totals um in the cheer leader board that pops up on stream chat as well okay um so excuse me let's talk about two final things before we get to shout outs for people's contributions already on stream today first of all this month we are doing a subscriptions drive we're trying to push towards 500 total subs on my channel here if we hit 500 subscribers on the DSP gaming or excuse me on the dark side Phill twitch channel I'll be doing a special event it's the return of the patrons choice playthrough by which people who are pledged to my patreon will be voting and nominating all games for a downtime playthrough previous events have included games such as Sonic I think Sonic actually one of the sonic games I forget which one I think was actually Sonic Adventure 1 was the one that won a poll once um the numbers also to me playing Sonic Adventure 2 as well Super Mario Sunshine Spyro the Dragon persona games yo Cruiser games you name it I played it as a patron choice playthrough so pretty awesome stuff comes out of this I would love to do it but we've got to hit 500 subs by the end of this month ok guys the good news is we've got a ton of new games coming out that's haunt and I get the feeling that with these new games coming out um hopefully we will get new people into the streams who normally would not be here and it will motivate them to subscribe alright but we'll see what happens you know definitely with still over 2 weeks left in the month it's very viable that we could hit 500 subs by the end of the month ok now I do have a stretch goal wait 550 subs I'll be doing a Regis on by which I'll be doing a marathon of games that are gonna cause me anger and rage on Street including games like maybe either Super Meat Boy or I want to be the guy possibly the return of Scarface or Street Fighter 5 or that kind of stuff ok so please consider subscribing to the channel get access to really fun emotes all right and you know obviously be part of the support team here right last but certainly not least folks what I want to mention is very important so please listen up especially if you are a big fan of mine coming up in the month of April I got some pretty serious business coming up I'm going to have not one not two but three large tax payments did reason being I had an accountant who used to work for me who screwed me over for three and a half years he insisted he was doing my taxes correctly he was not and I was notified in late 2017 that I owed over two and a half years of back taxes to the state of Washington and I also was gonna have to pay a lump sum of taxes for the year of 2017 in January you guys rallied and helped me out in December all right you did but that only got me over the hurdle of the initial January payment that I was Oh coming up next month I'm gonna have the back taxes for this situation owed plus I'm gonna have to make a large 2017 federal tax payment because I had a big increase in income at the end of last year when you guys helped me out with that situation I owe more money to the feds now so that's gonna be coming due and they now expect me to come up with the first payment for 2018 all in one month how on earth they think I'm going to pull this money out of my ass when in reality the months of January in February were some of the worst months for me ever cuz YouTube ad revenue was way way way down to the point where it was the two worst months I've ever had on YouTube um I don't know I guess I'm supposed to become like a go rob a bank to pay the federal government III don't know how it's supposed to work because certainly the money that came in went straight to paying my bills and not say I don't have any money I do you know from the money that you guys helped me raise back in December I do have some money saved up but it's not gonna be nearly enough to pay all three of these things at once which they all expect me to pay all right so if you would like to help me out all right and help me get through this tax situation there's two ways you can do it either pledge to my patreon as I've already mentioned alright that's a huge one if you pledge to my patreon this month I will get those funds in early April I'll be able to immediately apply them to the tax situation plus if you pledge to my patreon you'll also of course get perks for what you contribute so it's kind of a way that you get something out of it too right or or you could tip me during the streams how do you tip me well you can either look below my stream here on my twitch page in which you'll see a grouping of information like links to my youtube channels and the like and there's a section that says tips if you click on that it'll take you to the tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave a name and a message if you'd like a shout out on stream um if you're on mobile alright and you don't have access to that you can also just type exclamation point tip into the stream chat and you'll get a link in the stream that you can click on and you can leave a tip as well um the reason tips are so huge and important right now anything you tip me I get immediately I will immediately receive those funds which means they are going to directly to the taxes in April alright so really the only direct way you guys could help me out with in this situation is either pledged to my patreon or tip me cuz I will get all those those funds in time for the tax situation coming up in April alright so please consider especially if you like the daily streams you love the free content I put out on a daily basis you want to see you continue all this year with all the new releases and everything if you like night mail look the quality video that I put out alright and the fact that you know I just started a new life here in Washington with my girlfriend you want me to see me keep my houses here's their real the truth the real talk truth if I can't pay these taxes in April alright which it looks like there's a very good possibility if I don't get help there's no way I'm paying these taxes in April what's gonna happen is now they're gonna become overdue which means there's fees there's interest and it just keeps accruing and building and a building and she's gonna be a rolling problem over the entire course of this year to the point where I can't pay them off by the end of the year I'm screwed and I'm in a situation where more than likely if that's the case by the end of the year if it doesn't look like I'm gonna make enough money to take care of it I'm probably gonna have to sell my house which I don't want to do I've worked my ass off for 10 years to earn this place and I make it off money to afford it the problem is this tax situation oh this guy who screwed me over not doing my taxes properly has snowballed into a mess that I need to somehow find a way to clean up and that's why I'm appealing to you guys for help because I really don't know what else I could possibly do I've done as much as I can to cut the fat as they say I'll cut corners and cut down on costs and everything around here and you know I've done as much as I possibly can I'm at now kind of at my wit's end where I can't fix this or figure this out by the end of the year I have to sell my house I don't want to do that all right so please consider contributing via tips and/or patron pledges to help out the situation all right all right now let's do some shout outs for those who have cheered subbed and chipped during the course today's stream sound good all right scrolling all the way down first of all there were a couple people who cheered overnight thank you to anyone who keeps me in mind overnight and thinks about me you know in a situation where maybe you know I'm not even live-streaming you guys keeping me in mind during that time is awesome that you guys you know positively think about my soul and like my content and supporting me when I'm not even live on stream alright so shuttles you infinite 55 we did 100 bitch here oh my god is huge mission good lord alright and shout-out to the goat Lukas who did a 50 bits year and asked the following he said Phil do you think that if you hadn't gotten laid off from your job would you still be there now or do you think you would eventually still find your way onto twitch full-time either way sir I salute you for always getting back on your feet alright so this is a huge hypothetical and here's why but what Lukas is asking he's saying if I hadn't gotten laid off from my office job in 2010 what I still be there now the answer quite frankly is no because guess what folks that company that I used to work for is gone they were sold off they were owned by Sikorsky Aircraft Sikorsky Aircraft was a helicopter company owned by United Technologies and United Technologies sold off Sikorsky Aircraft when it stopped being profitable so it doesn't even exist anymore there was no way at all that if I even stayed at that office job in Connecticut that today I could have still been at it so that's what's funny is you know some people like to say oh I see you feel got laid off ten years ago excuse me eight years ago when I was twenty ten full got laid off eight years ago because he was a terrible worker and I know the whole company doesn't exist anymore so even if I was the best worker at the company I still wouldn't work for them anymore because they would not be busy you technically went out of business all right they got sold off split apart you know dissected so they're even if I never taken up the path of doing videos on the internet full-time I still would not be able to work for that company because they don't exist all right however if I had stayed with that company it's very possible all right that maybe I would have tried to seek out employment at a similar company there are many aeronautical companies in the United States that I am sure if I had stayed with that company you know I was already there for about five years let's say for example I had stayed and I was there had ten years of experience I knew all about aircraft parts you know maybe I could have got a job at another another helicopter company or maybe another aeronautical parts company one major one that we have out here in Washington State is Boeing Boeing is huge they make all kinds of different aircraft or I in fact a lot of the planes that commercially people fly in in the United States are made by Boeing I wouldn't be surprised of a company like that would be interested in someone who has 10 plus years of experience in the field of Aeronautics see what I mean um I also had a lot of training and continuous improvement and the like that a company like that might have been able to take advantage of ok however it definitely wouldn't have been guaranteed um and it would have been you know rough right now the job market is pretty rough ok the job market is pretty rough um and the bottom line is that it's all hypothetical you know who knows what would have happened I certainly didn't choose to do this as a job I never did I never chose to make youtube videos or play video games for a living this was always my hobby and keeping mine I started doing this in 2008 when you couldn't even monetize these videos you could not monetize a gameplay video it was not allowed on YouTube they wouldn't let you do it um so I did it for you know two and a half years purely as a hobby before I ever thought to try to monetize it because I had lost my job um I more than likely would have liked to stay with a full-time job why here's the benefits okay number one number one you get much better health insurance any health insurance you get through a major corporation way better okay way better than what you can get for yourself way cheaper way better coverage you know right now if I go to a doctor I owe a certain amount of money as a copay if I had a corporation of roof health pant it would probably like $5.00 if I go now it's probably $80 you know what I mean it's just way better plans and stuff that's number one so my health insurance and health coverage would be way better number two stability and you know something's to be said about it is any table really stable no at any time any company can give you the ax and fire your ass all right that's absolutely 100% true however however having job security and no Oh at least everyday there's a strong chance I'm still gonna have my job I work a certain set amount of hours and even though yes some weeks I may go over those hours right at least I know exactly when I'm gonna work I have accumulated time off sometimes you have paid time off or paid vacation time these are all things I don't get a day when I don't work is the day I don't make any money right so you know once a week I take a day off to be with my girlfriend I don't make any money that day so that's kind of the perspective in the comparison here is that being self-employed is great in some ways and others is a big detriment so you know what would have happened what I would I've eventually even if I had kept that office job and didn't get laid off would I have eventually migrated to being a full-time streamer I don't know it certainly would have been different cuz just doing part-time versus doing the big focus that I did in 2011 to do this full-time certainly would have been a different experience um it's all hypotheticals and what-ifs and you can't really answer these kinds of questions you don't know what would have happened but let me put it this way I love what I do absolutely I love what I do for a living you know if I had a choice of something that I love to do for a living this would be what I want to do um but as you guys know there's a lot of risky business there's a lot of uncertainties there's a lot of oh you know negatives that come with this kind of job as well so there you go all right now let's get to people who cheers up when the stream was actually running here okay um Philip rocker did a 60 bit cheer Thank You Philip rocker for the 60 which year I appreciate the support I received an anonymous $10 tip okay um he says Phil now that the game has a ton of content and characters playable in the new smash game would you have a nature's and playing splatoon - nope honestly no I doubt yes platoon 1 was fallen all right but it certainly wasn't anything revolutionary I thought that it was a fun kind of game to mess around with from time to time um but it certainly wasn't anything that I was like man I'm grew I would have really missed out if I didn't play it splatoon - I really don't feel like I missed out at all by not playing it I don't I feel like I kind of just skipped a game that was 60 bucks that I would have played it a few times a bit like me um so I'm honestly kind of happy I didn't you know um I don't think I've missed out on a damn thing no one not one person has explained to me what I've missed out on by not playing splatoon - no one it just seems to me like it's just kind of a pseudo sequel right oh let's just release the new game two years later and say it's a sequel when in reality it's kind of just an expansion pack for the first game so there you go shut up - all see slide 47 Adam who did 100 bitch here thank you very much Aussie shout out to infinite 5580 200 bitch here to become today's cheerleader thank you very much infinite you are indeed today's cheerleader critical for days cheered us and I saw that you did a video with cat you guys agreed together and I noticed the chemistry that you have but yeah it did look uncomfortable it's probably cuz the assholes bullying her and I hope that you two will obtain happiness um yeah it's like I already said this on the freestream so I'm not gonna go into massive detail about here alright um so that being said uh no it was her first video ever that she'd been in front of a camera like that and she knew thousands of people were gonna be scrutinizing her keep in mind also she almost never has done anything like that she did very limited streaming and YouTube videos for about like two months or something really last year and that was it and it never really you know didn't have like a ton of all of our viewers or anything so for her you know being comfortable in front of a camera is something that comes over time when I started doing videos for YouTube I wasn't comfortable in front of a camera it took a couple years I would say of me doing it consistently in order to finally get to where I felt comfortable and it's funny because you actually watch the vlogging that I did the first let's say the first three years then I was I was doing this on YouTube versus you know the stuff that I did after it took a while for me to get used to talking as like a normally and not being a little nervous I was very like more mild-tempered in my voice um and a lot of the times I would say a lot of things that would trail all a lot of people even used to say to me Phil you ramble too much you get off on tangents or whatever and it took a long time for me to not do that so I think she did a great job for this being the first major video she's ever appeared in um you know so there you go then critical for date shoot again he said shout out to the people that got modded kind of funny and people say that they got money because uh oh because they pay Phil a lot of money see that's not the case here's the deal first of all he's talking about infinite and mr. swaggins okay both of which are new trial mods they've been mature Ahmad's for a couple days and done a pretty good job we're gonna keep an eye on them and see how they do and if they continue to do well they'll become permanent mods more than likely for the earlier stream that's really what I need their help force for the first streams the reason these guys became mods is because number one their stream regulars who are here all the time they're able to be here for the first streams people trust them they're not troublemakers and number two they both personally message me and asked me if they could be moderators there's plenty of people folks who are here moderators of mine who are not big money contributors blue blur checking sekolah none of those guys throw tons of money my way that's ridiculous these guys are longtime fans who you know help out from time to time I just so happens that recently all the people who are moderating on the first streams we're not capable of being here all the time oh yeah she'll say B the B the who has been pretty much the staple guy during daytime streams as our moderator also is not a giant money contributor these are just you know fans of mine uh who you know like to contribute in some ways you know and you know I felt that betta would not have been able to handle daytime streams by himself that's not fair it's not fair to put all that responsibility I have one volunteers shoulders you know what I mean and says we've got regulars who are enjoying streams every day and they're positive people why not bring them in and you know see if they could help out it's that simple it's a fun is a fun feeling okay it's a fun situation everyone's here to have fun and just basically to be nice to each other and make sure that we don't have you know negative elements and stuff coming in here um it's very it's very simple to understand but of course idiots want to spin it as something that it's not it it makes sense that those who maybe contribute maybe the people who are here more dull but let's instead say stupid shame right stupid people will always say stupid shit I actually saw a YouTube video a couple weeks ago someone linked me to it and I shouldn't clicked on I could tie some moron was watching me play pub gee now here's what happened during a pub gee stream someone tipped me like a dollar or something I'm not sure what it was was like a couple bucks and their shout out message was Phil I've been banned from your stream chat and I'm not sure why I don't know what's going on can you can you please look into it so I asked the mods literally live on stream I said does anyone know why this person's been banned maybe it was an error maybe someone misclicked because this happens sometimes you get a boss a bot that spams or something and you miss click when you're moderating or maybe it was you know a misunderstanding who knows I asked the mods at the time does anyone know who this guy is or why he would have been banned no one knew no one knew the situation I said alright then let's just unbanned the guy for now let's see if he behaves and if he behaves tonight great you know welcome back and if not back and immediately he's some kind of a douchebag control and this was a trick to try to fool us we'll just Rabanne him what's the big deal right so we unbanned them and it turns out the guy was nice and that was that so this idiot makes a video Oh bollocks but feel accepted a monetary bribe on stream to get someone unbanned from his stream chats you could just pay Phil to become unbanned what an idiot what a fucking idiot no that's not what happened if you actually watch the clip you'll haven't you see this now I happened at all if this guy had just emailed me or if he had just tweeted me which is free and said the same saying I still would have looked into it and I still would have unbanned them in fact I'll be honest that happens all the time I get emails or a tweet someone says Phil I don't know why I was being can you look into it and I say alright I can't really see a reason might be a mistake alright and i unban them ok it's that simple well people are just dumb alright ww rating just says I just talked to Sir noble and I got my cellphone man see I didn't remember this guy ww Aiden I don't remember your doing anything wrong maybe it was an accident it happens guys you know this isn't a super it's not like a professional job of moderating a stream chat you know what I mean it's mistakes happen and you got to realize that but that's what I mean like let's spin it oh you only moderates people who makes people moderators who pay him money through will look subscribes to unban people shut the fuck up you don't bitch seriously it's as people looking to be bitches to create drama let's make shit up to create drama so enough of that nonsense okay well I've got two different two different messages from two different people who are being nosy and I'll just answer this in general we had a guy named finance man who did a 25 bitch year and he said but is it asking for chips and patreon and pledges against which terms of service nope it is not go read them and go tell me anywhere in Tripps terms of service wherever reference is you can't ask you know for any kind of support via patreon or tips the answer is no there's nothing there you can do it 100% and I've confirmed this with twitch 100% is a loud so stop being a drama queen which is what you're looking for you're trying to find ways to get me in trouble when I'm doing nothing wrong and I'm not violating twitches Terms of Service I'm not an idiot okay now anonymity nonnamous dollar tip and his guy says I have a question cuz you need money to pay taxes coming up in April wouldn't that raise the amount you need in three months and wouldn't you have to keep asking for more and more every three months no that's not how it works the way that that taxes work in the United States it's based off of your annual income so what's gonna happen is my tax attorney slash accountant is gonna take the amount of money that I made in 2017 make an estimated amount of taxes that they think I may oh this year and then on a quarterly basis I have to pay a certain amount of taxes based on that estimate so no just because maybe some people help me out all right through this tax situation in April doesn't mean that now in three months I owe even more taxes that's not how it works it's an a based on an annual basis and the bottom line is no one knows what I'm gonna make this year I don't know it could be could it be more than what I made last year the same or less no one knows right I can tell you this if you do ad revenue stays as bad as it is it's gonna probably be less unless twitch grows to the point where twitch is making up for it every month but right now I'm not there I'll be honest with you guys you know you're jubes in the toiler and in the toilet in the gutter it's be terrible on youtube right now um and you guys on twitch are being you know really awesome with your support and I appreciate it but it's not making up for that loss oh it is it's close but it's not fully so more than likely what it looks like is I may have less money this year than last year I don't know we'll see but that's how it works so no to answer your question no that's not how it works and maybe you should instead of asking me silly questions like that on stream you should do your own research because this is all publicly available knowledge that you could find for yourself on Google but instead you want to waste my time on stream so there you go rig dude did a hundred each year he said Phil how are things and your video you did with cat was great thank you things are good and the video was good and thank you for the contribution critical for days just did a cheer he's a lot of people don't seem to know how much hard work you do to you an easy job just by playing video games they don't understand for some reason well that's the thing because people just like to say he plays video games all day true but I also have to promote the hell out of my streams I also have to set up schedules I also have to buy all the equipment and buy all the games and arrange for all this to work right I have to upload videos constantly I have to you know there's a lot that goes into it there's a social media aspect there's a maintaining a website there's a lot of stuff that I do behind the scenes that you guys know nothing about whatsoever of course the fact I'll write my own business there's all this shit that I got to keep track of so it's not as easy simple as oh I just you know I sit down I play games for two hours a day and I walk away that's not the case you know a lot of things there took my health you know my friggin throw I just say you know doing this as much as I do it now um my throat really physically taxing you know gets worn out you hear every day sometimes I sound very hoarse right that's because you know doing it as much as I do and it is it's not an easy thing as much as the people would like to say oh I wish I could just sit down and play video games for a living all day it ain't that simple that's a very ignorant attitude let's put it that way okay so there you go eternal napalm did a 50 bits year is this Phil you heard me recommend look crafty and masterpiece eternal darkness sanity's Requiem on Gamecube what hidden gem have you played the I could check out a human Jam hmm that's a tough one because here's the thing you couldn't say it's a hidden gem if I played it in the last 10 years because everything I've done is public so anything that I've done no longer was hitting you know what I mean so even though there's been some games that I played that I really liked that went under the radar um all right you know what murdered soul suspect if you like murder mysteries with a supernatural twist and if you're like narrative based games you're really gonna like that game I did a full playthrough of it I actually really enjoyed it although critics panned to the game and said it was terrible if you actually play the game at face value just looking for a good story you're actually really gonna enjoy it there you go my recommendation is murdered soul suspect I got a hundred cheer from Ganon resurrected asking about a youtuber who apparently has been talking shit about me I have no idea dude I've said this a million times I don't know I don't know anything about people talking shit about me I don't pay attention to it I'm sure every single day there's another dumb youtuber who wants to call but you know puts my name in their mouth for them to get some kind of fucking attention sometimes it's a it's washed-up people who are just looking for attention because they can't get it for themselves anymore sometimes it's a bigger youtuber who just likes to punch down and they have a slow day with nothing to do so they decide to talk shit about me so they can bring in those drama views and roll in those dollar signs because that's what YouTube is all about it's about getting popularity based off of drama toxicity and negativity because that's what their search algorithm promotes so it's very simple I know nothing about it I don't care about it I don't want to know about it don't waste my time with you there you go and I got another anonymous dollar tip for the same person they didn't learn their lesson yet they're still asking stupid shit listen you got tax consultation questions it's called the internet google.com type it in in the United States I'll do taxes work for the self-employed you'll get all your answers this is not the Q&A session to learn how self-employment taxes work I'm not your tax guru and I'm not going to waste my time answering stupid questions anymore so there you go all right what else anything else I don't think there's one shell I think I've just done all the shoutouts now balm does anyone else have anything to bring up before we begin or shall we get set up and begin with bully for the day all right I guess that's it all right so everyone thank you for your support reminder if you cheer Silvertip during the stream you'll get a shout out if you cheer 50 bits if you subscribe to the channel click the share button or tip me five bucks or more you get the visual pop up so visual and verbal thanks we're looking to drive for subs this month and the best way for you to help me out right now is through patreon pledges or tips because those would both be able to help me out in regards to you know this upcoming situation in April alright fair enough all right everyone thank you very much for your support I appreciate it and I think it's time thank you everyone you know let's get set up here for another fun session of Bullock the wooly bully there yeah
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Shizuka said:
If I may recommend, try adding the words "you know" to the list. Just to show how often he says that, too. Also, "stuff". Both would easily crack 30.
Also this is a great idea. As said before, after a while, it just turns into a constant background noise.

Edit: "okay?" and "alright?" would also be high.
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Wurstbrot said:
Can we have a keyword find for wow?
The reason is obvious.
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I've changed to use https://tagcrowd.com/

The problem is it doesn't detect compound words and stuff like that, but its a lot easier to put in than manually searching shit because I suck at doing macros.

I start with this:
Code: 
<p t="770" d="7570" w="1"><s p="2" ac="145">okay</sneed><s t="1000" ac="252"> hello</sneed><s t="1270" ac="252"> everybody</sneed><s p="2" t="1859" ac="186"> hello</sneed><s t="2859" ac="252"> hello</sneed><s t="3279" ac="250"> how&#39;s</sneed></p>
<p t="4220" d="4120" w="1" a="1">
</p>
<p t="4230" d="6329" w="1"><s ac="250">everyone</sneed><s t="359" ac="252"> doing</sneed><s t="1850" ac="238"> welcome</sneed><s t="2850" ac="251"> to</sneed><s t="3390" ac="252"> today&#39;s</sneed><s t="3689" ac="249"> stream</sneed></p>
<p t="8330" d="2229" w="1" a="1">
</p>

Then convert to a subtitle file with timecodes:
Code: 
1
00:00:00,410 --> 00:00:08,480
<font color="#CCCCCC">alright hello everybody</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hello hello and</font>
2
00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:12,119
welcome how is everyone<font color="#CCCCCC"> on this Monday</font>
3
00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:15,330
today's<font color="#E5E5E5"> Monday March 12 2018 I am</font>

What I'd like to do is to use the same structure as the subtitle files but break it down into 5 minute blocks using a script so that its easier to find the section of a video.

And I'd also like to automate the keyword searches.
 
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  • March 10, 2018 prestream
  • Pre-Stream March 10, 2018: A Fun, Saucy, Salty Day!
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alright hello everybody hello hello hello and a will come how is everyone doing today it was up it's Saturday it's the weekend mm-hmm which means for many of you you know time away from school or work so although sadly still have to work luckily for me my job is playing fun video games with you guys so it ain't so bad right um what if you do get stuck at work this weekend you know I hear you cuz I used to be along with you I used to work you know fast food and retail both of which you do not usually close during the weekends so you end up you know working more often than not right so that being said welcome today is Saturday March 10th 2018 I am Darkseid Phil and welcome to the beginning of my salty saucy Saturday streaming for s's salty saucy Saturday streaming what does that mean well it means several things the first thing it means is that I'm gonna be playing multiplayer games all day long whenever I say salty I mean technically I'll be playing something where I'm probably gonna end up getting frustrated a little bit and as you know typically when I play multiplayer games sometimes I have a ton of fun and sometimes I get frustrated it all depends um in particular with Call of Duty World War 2 it's been a mix recently because I've been doing much better at the game than I ever previously did ever since I switched my weapon from the bar over - what is it the STG I believe I've been doing way better and people were saying see Phil if you had done this earlier you probably would have a lot more fun with the game because the STG is a better gun than the bar so shame on me I guess we're not trying out weapons even though I don't even know the difference between many of the guns in the game um so I've been doing good you know bee sting being at the top of the leaderboards MVP several times always the top of my team having a lot of fun with the game learning the maps a lot better that's for sure then I had previously okay hmm so I'll be playing Call of Duty World War two here on my first stream later tonight I'll be playing pub G player unknowns back grounds the return of the game that really when I play isn't so much about the game it's more about me having a fun interactive session with you guys you know talking with you having discussions while I run and loot and gather items for 27 minutes until finally there's a showdown at the end of the match um that should be for later tonight because I haven't played the game in a week and a half and if you guys aren't aware they patched it again um in order to supposedly make it a better experience I'm not exactly sure what was patched I guess we're gonna find out okay um so that's later tonight um so fun full day of multiplayer okay multiplayer multiplayer multiplayer pretty much constantly so it should be great um FYI - just so you guys know tomorrow guys if you've been if you saw the premiere of bully yesterday and you're wondering gee I wonder when bully's coming back tomorrow's main gameplay stream will be bully alright just so you know so people don't be disappointed no there's no bully today but bully scholarship Edition will continue tomorrow's mainstream all right mm-hmm okay so that's today so why that's why it's salty Saturday okay because I'm playing multiplayer all day why is it saucy Saturday well it's because for the first time in over five months it was actually early October the last time when I made a pot of my homemade Italian sauce here's my family recipe that's been passed down at least from my grandmother to my mother and out to me and I love making this because number one it's absolutely delicious okay it's mouth-watering you know tastes much better than any store-bought sauce that I bought um number two because it ends up providing for many meals I end up usually getting around six containers of sauce out of it when I make it so not only will I be eating today I'll have six other meals in the future all delicious sauce and think all the things you can make with sauce right you can make pasta you can make grinders with sausage or or meatballs or whatever really good and the other cool thing about it is that guess what it makes the whole house smell amazing all day long today my entire house will smell like delicious pasta sauce you'll see roasted garlic and delicious simmering onions oh you know me freshly hand made meatballs all these things that I'm just made this morning all being made in my kitchen right now slow simmering okay so that's the good news the bad news is that sadly this means every about half an hour or so I have to take a short break not that it's a huge deal because what I do is I go downstairs I stir the sauce I make sure everything's good make sure the meatballs didn't stick to the plot because that creates burning and then every other time that I do this I usually add additional seasonings you know all kinds of things I add garlic salt onion salt basil oregano um every once in a while a little bit of pepper or sugar or something stuff like that you know some tasting seasoning over the course of the day the sauce has to simmer for five hours so far it's been simmering for 30 minutes so it's got another four and a half hours that it needs to simmer before it's ready for me to serve for dinner tonight um so that means it's perfect cuz I have time to play call of duty but as I just mentioned I will have to take frequent breaks about every twenty to thirty minutes now the good news here is because I'm playing call of duty guess what it will not really interfere with the stream that much because as you know Call of Duty matches you know typically lasts what ten minutes each for like a team deathmatch or a Kill Confirmed you know war lasts a little longer I'd say war can last anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes depending on how long the match actually goes and how close the match is okay um so I'll be keeping my eye on the clock today and between you know maybe like I said two three matches probably head downstairs and stir and season the sauce until it's done okay so that's why it's both a salty and a saucy Saturday pretty cool I'm excited I haven't had the sauce in so long I really am dying for it because I've been having store made shitty sauce and it's like every time you taste a UH it literally tastes like you're eating a can of tomato paste most of the time when you're eating store made sauce it really is it seriously just not the same as you know hand grinding Italian tomatoes and seasoning yourself you know it's very different so alright so that's the deal for today folks multiplayer all day long I'll be taking breaks during the call of duty stream in order to stir and season the sauce that's the deal okay few things I have to talking about here on pre stream before we get started first of all congratulations are in order for both mr. swaggins and infinite 55 who have been temporarily promoted as trial moderators here in the stream chat so we should all have a nice round of applause for them let's see if I can find the right thing here I actually don't think that's the one I wanted what's this one that's not it hold on maybe this one no this is it this one that was the one I wanted all along so congratulations to infinite and mr. swaggins for becoming trial mods okay so what does that mean it means that we're gonna have a few other people who are gonna be helping to moderate in particular they're being brought on because my earlier streams my first streams of the day seems to not have as many moderators you know recently pops of Colo kick in they've been really busy with school and work and stuff like that um and really it's been B though B though has been trying to moderate by himself for a while and it's not fair it's just not fair that one person should have all that responsibility on their shoulders and also he can't be here full-time either so we're bringing on a few other people some regular faces now they are trial mods and you know it's their job to see if they can make the chat a friendly place for everyone yeah I will I will take this opportunity everyone should do this right now okay if you're on the stream take a look at the stream rules they are listed publicly below the stream on my twitch channel page you should read them because many people I get the feeling just never read them and don't even understand you know I got kicked from the chat what happened you know give them a look it's a good idea and you know these guys infinite answer wagons will be here to try to help out with the moderation on the earlier streams in particular recently we've had a lot of box coming in and spamming we've also had some silly raid that it's one thing if you have a raid where people call me and they're just you know doing silly stuff it's another time they're coming in and spamming the stream chat for 25 minutes with crap that no one knows what they're talking about so that's why we have new moderators to try to curtail some of that all right but again as I said it is a trial basis if they do a good job then maybe I'll I will consider you know bring them on as permanent moderators here especially because folks if you're not aware new games are right around the corner we've got new games coming out as early as this coming Friday with burnout paradises remaster then we've got sea of Thieves the South Park fractured of a whole expansion ninokuni too far cry 5 and the final Batman episode are all coming up in the next two weeks between now and the end of the month so with all that new stuff going on um we definitely are gonna need people to help out with the moderation because you know we're gonna have an influx of viewers for the new games that we haven't had recently and there you go so congratulations to both of them thank you guys for volunteering and let's see I'll go sounds good go golf clap for them golf clap okay um alright what else um let's see I've tried to think of anything new has popped up that I want to talk about before we get into the usual stuff I do have to stir the sauce in about 15 more minutes haha so I can't have a super long pre stream today I think that's pretty much it folks I don't have too much else in the realm of new stuff to talk about um so yeah we'll see we'll see what happens anyway so thanks everyone hope you get all you guys have a fun day if you guys haven't noticed look a bulb on the stream at the top of the screen we will have a running sub counter we will also have top cheer and top tip counter all day today so a good opportunity for you to get recognition if you either cheer sub or tip obviously your sub will contribute to the running total we are pushing towards getting o you know 500 subs this one I'll talk about that in just a moment um alright so what do we want to talk about here before we get started um I guess you know what let's just go right into the plug let's go right into the quick plug segment then I will get start giving people shoutouts because basically like I said I want to finish this priest room in about 15 minutes because I need to go season and stir the sauce and then we'll jump into gameplay sound good okay so folks thank you guys very much for your support on my streams thank you for watching thank you for attending I appreciate the fact that you guys have brought a new positivity to my streaming in the last year a positivity that I have not seen you know and we've been associated with in quite some time it feels really good to see that my streams are growing attendance is going up on a regular basis you know we're building a new follower base or subscriber base and people really enjoy what I do I love it I love the fact that I come to work every day positive and happy it's a very different feeling than a couple of years there where I was feeling really negative about stuff it's a really refreshing feeling so thank you guys for that but if you would like to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or a 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forward slash darks I feel ok by the way folks I am noticing I am currently having fluctuations in my internet I don't know why I'm giving it a look right now and I am not under attack or anything it's not like it's a DDoS attack it just looks like my internet is being a little finicky right now so the stream may be choppy for you and you may be having to refresh to get it to work again and I apologize for that what I'm hoping is that during the course of the rest of this pre stream that it will actually uh sell down I don't know what's going on I'm seeing spikes and dip spikes and dips and it wasn't doing that like two minutes ago but it's doing it consistent spikes and dips which means by the way it's not a DDoS attack if I were being DDoS attacked what happens is the whole connection completely freaks out and drops out because my modem basically gets overloaded um and that's not what I'm seeing here so this is just looks like there may be some problems in the line or whatever so it 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teespring store I do appreciate that ok last but not least folks last but not least if you're here live on stream and you're watching the stream today and you're having fun and you're enjoying the stream and you want to you know get a shout out on the stream you can have you either cheer with bits you can subscribe to the channel or you can tip me and if you do any of those things you will get a verbal shout out during the course of the stream okay um I'll do my best you know it is Call of Duty it is a very action based game obviously I can't just stop doing what I'm doing if I'm the middle of a competitive match to start giving shout outs but if there's dead time between the matches which there always is by the way there's always matchmaking and dead time between the matches um or if there is for example I die and I have the chance to read a shout out or whatever I will do so okay so I'll do my best to fit in the shout outs fYI they are subjective at my discretion meaning for example that if people are cheering with troll tears that are insulting or things that are giant paragraphs of information that are gonna derail the stream no I am NOT going to be reading those alright but please you know most people who do cheer Silvertip um actually have some pretty fun messages some pretty pertinent things and they try to keep it very concise I am very appreciative of you guys so thank you very much and I look forward to a fun interactive stream today now if you cheer 50 bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and click on the share button or if you tip me five dollars or more you're gonna see a fun on-screen pop-up notification come up these are all designed by pops of Cola long time fan if you were in moderator here on the stream chat so shout out to him for creating these for us and it's cool because you'll get both visual and verbal recognition for your contributions not addition as I already mentioned earlier today if you look at the top of the stream here we've got a top cheer and a top tip so you'll also get on-screen recognition if you are the top cheer or the top tipper for the day in fact incidentally alright um infinite just did a couple of Cheers and he actually just became the top cheer for today so I'm gonna on-the-fly update this I completely screwed that up and give him credit for being the top cheer or so far for today so thank you infinite for that I appreciate it okay very nice um so yeah a good opportunity especially today um for you to get noticed on stream alright sound good now a few things I'd like to talk about number one this month folks we were doing a drive of subs we're trying to get to 500 subscribers you can see that's why we've got a screen subs counter on the top of the screen alright and right now we're at 428 I don't know if that's going over down during the free stream I haven't checked yet um but we're close you know I think by the end of this month in particular the fact that there's so many new games coming out in the next week I'm next two weeks excuse me I'm fairly sure that we're gonna be able to get a lot of new subs in that normally wouldn't have been around alright um if we have 500 subs I'm bringing back the patrons joys playthrough which means pagers we'll be able to nominate and vote on games for a downtime playthrough it'll be pretty sweet previous playthroughs of included games such as um well persona yo Cuza ah Super Mario Sunshine and Spyro the Dragon so some pretty awesome players that have resulted as a result of patrons choice so please if you'd like to see that happen please subscribe to the channel this month all right we also had a stretch goal of 550 subs that I'll do a rage a thon you know marathon of games that I play that are visually gonna make me very angry okay um so yeah that's one thing we've got going on right now alright number two folks right now I'm looking for your feedback in regards to my website the king of ain't calm all right now it's being in the process of being redesigned okay and what we're looking for is positive feedback of what you've got what kind of functionality you guys would like to see things in the works right now the playlist search is coming back so for example you'll be able to search for all of my playthroughs that I've ever done in the ten years that I've played games for the Internet you'll be able to type in any game name and it'll bring up a listing of the playlists on YouTube of games that I played that are similar to what you typed in now what we're adding looking to do is add new functionalities for example you could search for oh I want to see you fill play a third-person shooter and you could just type that in third-person shooter and boom it'll show you playthroughs that are categorized by that how cool would that be right then instead of using YouTube's terrible search criteria that my website would be a custom search that allows you to access ten years of content and find all of my playthroughs a certain you know genres that'd be pretty amazing right and that's being worked on right now in addition some work is being done on Pitt on the patrons for example if you pledge to my patreon right now it's a manual process by which once a month I get you guys all up creative what we're looking to do is have it be an automated process where once you pledge it'll send data to the website and the website will automatically contact you via say email or whatever and say oh here's what we need from you to get you your perks or whatever um so this is all in the works all right what we'd like is more feedback from you guys what would you guys like to see on the website and also um any kind of ideas you guys have for logos or whatever for the king of hate calm you low goes you know ideas pictures masks on bass guy I don't know what you guys would like to see but we're trying to rebrand the website and make it fresh and new for 2018 considering this year is a very positive different kind of year that it's been previously we want to just kind of get a good a good news fresh start you know um and this would be a great way to do it so please some of your ideas you can email me at darkside feel at hotmail.com or you can post up on the forums that the king of hate comm right now and you know start sharing your thoughts publicly with other people let's see what people can brainstorm okay all right last but not least folks I need your help right now just real talk coming up in April I have three large tax payments due two of them are tax payments that are normal federal tax payments but one is inflated because last year I revealed that I have is big third tax issue going on state taxes that I never knew I owed because of an accountant that screwed me over who i paid thousands of dollars to do my taxes properly and he didn't for three and a half years and so now I owe thousands and thousands of dollars in back taxes fees and interest um all those tax payments are coming through in April and I have some money for it but not all the money I know I'm going to need so right now if you really want to help me with this situation you want to see me continue to be able to do this full-time you'll want me to be able to keep my house which is a major concern for me this year I may have to sell and move from my house if I can't find a way to handle these taxes by the end of this year um there's two ways you can help number one pledge to my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside Ville or if you're here live on the stream the best way you can contribute is tipping me how do you tip well look below the stream if you're watching on a desktop computer you'll see the grid of information like links to websites links to the rules of the stream and all of that there's a section there for tips and if you click on it it'll take you to my tips page okay where you can leave a tip either anonymously or with a message or if you're in the stream chat on a mobile device if you type in exclamation point tip it'll bring up the tips command boom you'll get a link and they'll take you to the tips page as well um the reason the tips are very important for me right now I get that money right away so any tips that you guys contribute between now and and you know the whole month of April when I'm gonna have these three tax payments do anything you tip go straight to that and basically allows me to keep doing what I'm doing to keep my house I'm really concerned and nervous about this because if I don't keep paid all these taxes in April now we got more fees more interest and it's just gonna keep accruing and getting worse and worse and if by the end of the year my taxes aren't paid off I'm eight like I said I may have to sell my house and use the equity in my house to pay off these back taxes which would suck because it's not my fault it's the fault of a scumbag from Connecticut who didn't do his fucking job um who I paid thousands of dollars over the years he was negligent but you know I guess that's life you know you get screwed over by people you trust I mean it's only happened to me four million times so I wouldn't be surprised if it happens again so if you would absolutely like to help out with the situation either tip me during the stream or pledged to my patreon in the month of March okay those are the two ways you can really help me all right all right let's do some shout outs let's do some shout outs first of all to those who cheered overnight which I have to refresh because I didn't refresh on Moxie because I'm an idiot hold on a second click the refresh button they're people who cheer 7-zip overnight every night they keep me in mind when I'm not even here which is pretty damned awesome so they deserve props tonight we've got even who did a hundred bitch here overnight Thank You infinite and then he did another fifty bitch here overnight thank you sir Cody Carl's did a 25 bitch here and said if bully 2 becomes a thing you think it should be sat in a college or university setting that could be interesting but I think that would be a more adult take I think that a lot of the attraction and the charm of bully is that it's set in a school meant a school Oh a school area and what I mean by that is there's no killing it's like Griffith Otto we're slaughtering people right there's no mass killing or anything like that um it's kind of all even though people get beat up and hurt nothing serious no one's dying there's no drug deals you know what I mean if bully were to move into a college setting and I got more serious stuff going on I think it would be a different kind of game and I don't know if that's what they're going for maybe it should just be another game set at a school with a different cast I don't know um so I mean yeah definitely a university setting would be interesting but I think it maybe some of its charm if you go more into adult oriented matters like magic there's hazing and someone dies during the hazing that wouldn't be cool that wouldn't seriously would be very different right don't I think Greg the thought has been art what bully is about so I don't know man all right shout out to mr. swaggins who did a hundred bit cheer and he says yes Phil I still want to model for you I'll do great well guess what you have become a trial not today mr. swaggin so congratulations Oh mr. swaggins also that another 50 bitch here and said how is Earl doing is he giving your garage clean of any other bugs well if you guys don't know Earl is a giant black spider that lived in the corner um all that um yeah we have obtained black spider lived in the corner of my garage and in that regard um I don't know I haven't seen him I haven't seen him recently so I don't know if he's still there or whatever um I'm sure his progeny are around haha all right then we had good get who did a 45 bitch here and he said hey Phil good luck today we need to keep toilet paper money for next week ass has developed a few problems har-har-har I love kids through the 25 bitch here and say did you ever find what Maude was on banning people oh I know listen I know who's doing what I do I know who's doing what and who is responsible for what cuz I log everything I see it all all right so I'm fully aware of what's going on there's no one who's going under the radar going undetected trust me dig Whistler cheered and said did you see my new email did I pass dig Whistler also had applied to be a moderator at this time dank Whistler I would like to pass because I did choose mister swaggins an infinite as our trial mods however in the future I will keep you under consideration and you know these guys don't work out you're basically next in line to see you know to see how it goes alright there you go dank Whistler also did a joke tears and I'm currently under in work hiding in the bathroom watching your stream haha even a 55 did a hundred bits year he's a shout-out to Icarus light and then you didn't know they're under bit chaired said also to the new face of creation so shout out to both of those guys 80s series in-between gameplay graphics story and sound what is the most important part of the game there is not it's an interesting um combination it is it has to be a combination you have to have the perfect combination because if it's a game of great graphics but the gameplay sucks like the order right then the game is terrible if the game is amazing gameplay but everything else is subpar like it's a buggy glitchy mess that looks like shit again you know you have to have a right combination now there are some games that will be heavy on one or the other but I don't think there's any particular oh this is the right way or this is the best you know what I mean if it did another wonder pictures that shout out to sir Noble then mister swaggins cheered 100 bits to shout the infinite for shouting out people yolo dapper cheered he says you shouldn't blame your tax attorney rather the troll that tipped off the state because you're not really a business your income has ad revenue based on which is really is classify low-income wrong that's the problem you'll adapt or is in this state of Washington all right my income is classifiable as under a business and per the state regulations I when I moved here I should have registered as a business and been playing business taxes the whole time this is the problem you'll adapt or is that my previous tax attorney did not do any research or due diligence into this he just assumed okay mm-hmm told me oh don't worry I know I know I could keep doing your taxes I know enough to do them but then he didn't do the research and I got screwed you know three and a half years I should have been paying these taxes and been registered as a business and I wasn't that's the problem you'll adapt ER in Connecticut where I came from apparently the regulations say I never needed to do that okay but now here in this state it's different because here's what you got to realize you'll adapt er in Connecticut I was paying state income tax so the state of Connecticut was making tax money off of me no matter what here there is no state income tax in the state of Washington so that's why they have these business taxes so they can at least make some kind of tax income by the way it's nowhere near what I was paying in Connecticut but it's still significant and that's the problem the guy didn't do his due diligence and he screwed me over so it is the attorneys got a problem it's not my fault it's not the trolls for the troll you know all he did was tip off the state the bottom line is I would have kept not paying these taxes infinitely until finally someone found out so imagine 10 15 years down the line I'm now told oh you should have been paying these taxes and by the way it's like $40,000 to which I be like well I guess I'm done I have no I'm never gonna raise that much money you know so in a kind of a way is it a good thing that I happened before it accumulated into an insane amount of money yes at the same time it shouldn't happened at all the tax attorney should have done his job and that's why I'm in the situation I'm in shutouts even ended another hundred bitch year he said shout out to mr. swaggins for shouting me out and then mr. swaggins at 150 bitch here which he became the cheerleader temporarily and he said shout out to infinite for shouting me out and then infinite to the 200 bitch here and said shut up mr. swaggins were shutting me out twice so if it retains the top cheer spot 200 bits I'll go ahead and update that and pack of wild chimps cheered and said shout out the KFC cat and fill sauce there you go alright everyone so I'm not gonna head downstairs I'm going to stir and season the sauce and then I'm gonna come back and we're gonna start with Call of Duty gameplay sound good so give me about five minutes here to head down season and then I'll be back and we will begin thank you everyone for your contributions already and let us begin in just a moment thanks be right back
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JackDavis said:
Unfortunately the auto-transcription messes up some important words like "bit cheer" becoming "bitch here"... which is strangely poetic.
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Yes it does mess up some commonly said things, but its a balance between:
  • accuracy
  • time/effort required
  • ease of use
Almost no dedicated software is able recognize fuck all to do with video gaming or xbox and would require me to set up something to let it sit there for an hour and process each video. So its much better to have something that can actually recognize "new" words in the DSP language rather than be accurate about minor shit that doesn't really matter.

And if I make automated corrections then it's the wrong way of doing it, the best way is for people to suggest corrections using Google's auto-translate service and then it'll improve over time.

Judging from the few parts I've looked at and having used Google's feature to scrub through some videos by DSP and other people its actually surprisingly accurate and I don't really think there's a more accurate service (short of using special software and training it to understand DSP which would be a huge effort with very little added benefit).

Overall I'd put the translations at about 90-95% accuracy. But I made clear in the OP that if you want the "true & authentic" captions you should go check the streams themselves.
 
neger psykolog said:
Almost no dedicated software is able recognize fuck all to do with video gaming or xbox and would require me to set up something to let it sit there for an hour and process each video. So its much better to have something that can actually recognize "new" words in the DSP language rather than be accurate about minor shit that doesn't really matter.

And if I make automated corrections then it's the wrong way of doing it, the best way is for people to suggest corrections using Google's auto-translate service and then it'll improve over time.
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I think it's awesome and fairly needed. Great idea my dude.
 
  • 9 March, 2018 prestream
  • Pre-Stream March 9, 2018: Heavy Rain Concludes, Bully Begins! Website Updates
  • Duration: 48:20
  • Wordcount: 9,567

okay what's going on everybody what is up hello hello well welcome everybody it was up mm-hmm how's everybody doing today today is Friday March 9th 2018 that is right I am Darkseid Phil welcome to a fun double streaming day today folks it's gonna be a fun one we've got a lot of special events going on we've gotten the conclusion of my heavy rain throwback playthrough the anniversary run right um it's been pretty fun re-experiencing this game but now we are at the very end so we really only have I'd say roughly an hour left to go here so with so little left in the game um definitely it would make sense for me to you know do something else on stream you know I do a 4 plus our game play stream so what we're gonna do is we're gonna first finish up with heavy rain here on the PlayStation 4 and then I'm going to switch over to the Xbox one and we are going to start up with my bully scholarship edition playthrough I'm pretty excited I play bully in 2013 it was a time when a lot of things were changing for me I was switching from direct capture tilt to excuse me I was switching from a camcorder slash you know digital camera recording to direct capture and I was switching from just doing offline video content to live streaming and it was a huge change for me huge uhm but because of that the quality of the playthrough kind of suffered because what happened was unfortunately if you actually go back and you watch it the first half of the playthrough is done with the camera and it kind of looks kind of crappy you know the colors fading the the light adjustment audio doesn't sound good then I switch to direct capture but you know this was when I was very first playthrough major play through that I was doing where I had switched over to direct capture and I had tons of technical difficulties I remember there were things where that the game would slow down and the audio would chop off in a pixelization and crash and you know that's all due to my capture software not doing it properly um so there's a big segment of that playthrough that's kind of messed up permanently you know because of that um so you know I really like playing bully I enjoyed the game thoroughly it's basically grid is auto without anyone dying huh and it's a lot more lighthearted in that regard so I'm very much looking forward to bully a second time um so hope you guys are too you know I'm gonna be playing on the Xbox one the scholarship Edition which I own on Xbox 360 was actually upgraded for Xbox one and if it's any indication by last year when I played Red Dead Redemption on the Xbox one because that had also been upgraded the game should look great I'm pretty much looking forward to it so this first gameplay stream of today should be great the conclusion of heavy rain and then the premiere of bully scholarship Edition should be pretty good right so I'm very much looking forward to this stream then later tonight Secret of Mana may even conclude tonight I'm not sure if it will but it may we're heading into the last couple areas of the game um and we'll see what happens with that heading into the final areas but you know I know there's gonna be probably a boss gauntlet and everything at the end of the game we'll see but it should be pretty good I hope that you guys are who have been following along that more chill playthrough are excited for that to possibly conclude tonight okay Oh tomorrow folks tomorrow is a salty saucy Saturday why is it a salty saucy Saturday well very simple number one I'm making a pot of homemade Italian sauce in the morning takes about two hours for me to you know make the meatballs process all this you know make the sauce ingredients chop them up get them all into the sauce going simmering and everything um and then I'll be doing multiplayer gameplay all day long tomorrow the first gameplay stream will be Call of Duty World War two and then the second gameplay stream will be the return of player unknowns battlegrounds which was patched this last week okay so for those of you who've been craving multiplayer action you're gonna get it tomorrow all day long a funs a fun multiplayer Saturday okay but why am i calling it saucy Saturday because since I'm making this Italian sauce all about every twenty to thirty minutes I'll be taking a break to go season and stir the sauce and therefore it's perfect since I'm playing Call of Duty you know between every two three matches head down there you know stir or whatever it should be perfect um in that regard so it should be a fun day a fun day multiplayer good stuff for those who love pub G and the interactive streams it's returning tomorrow night I know it's been quite a long time since I did pub G now it's been over a week so some people are having pub G withdrawals we used to really load the pub G streams so it should be good a good day and then Sunday a whole stream of bully okay and then Monday bully paired with something else paired with what well that's gonna depend it's gonna depend on G did I finish Secret of Mana if not okay then I'll probably do Secret of Mana if I did then I'll decide G do I want to do a more Call of Duty do I want to do pub G do I want to do something else you know there's a lot of options because now I'm gonna have a few days of open time to kind of do whatever I want I finished okie dokie literature club last night for those who aren't aware um and boy if you missed that stream guys what a mind fuck no kidding like the two and a half hours of a gameplay that I did last week on the Indies marathon if that's all you've seen you missed out last night that game went into overdrive it completely just changed from the kind of game that it was into a crazy-ass game um pretty wild it was it was pretty wild and I really enjoyed it it was a good two and a half hours of zany mind fucking fun so if you did not see it it is live on YouTube already um it's really good my reactions were great because I did not expect any of that luckily thank God no one spoiled it for me I didn't know what to expect or what was gonna happen and boy did it surprise me so check that out live over on DSP gaming on YouTube right now okay all righty then ah hold that one second guys Oh USPS heard some noise outside I was like what is that there's no landscapers on Friday it's just USPS was delivering something to somebody okay so there you go folks um yeah that's what's been going on recently and that's what's coming up soon okay pretty excited for all that you know variety today heavy rain bullies starting up multiplayer tomorrow we're gonna have multiplayer stuff probably next week maybe doing some other down time stuff we'll see play by ear we'll see how it goes but I'm pretty excited for you know the next week and then of course a week from today one week from today ladies and gentlemen the new content begins burnout paradise remastered releases one week from today I'll be starting that up sea of thieves releases on the 20th of March I'll be playing that there's apparently the very first story based DLC for South Park the fractured but whole releasing the same day you see of these and I'll probably be checking that out um ninokuni two starts on the 23rd of March and then Far Cry 5 and the final episode of Batman the telltale series episode two both start on the 27th so we've got pretty much a crazy uh you know marathon of fun new content starting one week from today you know the final two to two-and-a-half weeks of the month is gonna be just new stuff new stuff new stuff new stuff constantly so for those who've been kind of disappointed man Phil's doing all downtime stuff there's no new games is boring well that's definitely going to change alright definitely going to change um all starting in one week so one more week to go okay now ladies and gentlemen for those of you who are you're live on pre stream I have some questions for you and some information for you big announcements alright big positive announcement today in regards to my website the king of hate calm you may have noticed folks I really mentioned the website in fact I haven't mentioned it in quite some time because the website really hasn't had anything going on um it used to be years ago this website used to be a hub where you could go and it would list all my new playthroughs and it would have a link to my streaming whatever I was streaming on at the time whether it was YouTube or twitch and basically I had a lot of fun front page integration on that made a go-to destination if you wanted to see what Phil was up to you go to the King hate comm and there's your answer right um not so much the past couple of years the website kind of fell off the the functionality with YouTube stopped working because I will YouTube changed a lot of things a lot of their information feeds and everything were changed and basically a lot of the functionality stopped working in fact one of the major things that the website that people loved that stopped working a month or two ago was that used to have this thing called a playlists tab where you could click on it and you could search for any video game play through that I had done into 10 years that I've been putting out video game playthroughs on the Internet you'll be able to search and bring up a video game play through and find it there cuz you know it's actually really hard to find stuff on YouTube good luck if you want to find Phil's playthrough of I don't know let's think of a random game body-count okay if you go search on youtube for Oh body count playthroughs good luck finding my youtube search algorithm is a piece of garbage it only focuses on videos that basically conform to their algorithm requirements in fact this is how bad it is all right my videos of games like spider-man web of Shadows and Spiderman shattered Dimensions have the most views of any videos for those games but if you actually search in YouTube search algorithm for playthroughs of that game you won't even find my videos you can't even find the videos that have the most views of a game if you search for that game they don't come up how stupid is that because YouTube changed everything you know at some point over the years YouTube changed their algorithms and screwed over people like me who make raw gameplay okay they just did so people really enjoyed having this search function on my website where if you were a big fan of mine and you'd like to go back and watch older throwback playthroughs you could just search on my website and have it bring up okay alright well ladies and gentlemen I have a big positive announcement all right are you ready I just spoke with Onix my webmaster and basically he's been working on our site redesign for quite some time he just hasn't had any real free time to work on it Oh keep in mind this guy's a volunteer I don't have any money to pay him okay so for the over the years you know all the work he's done on the website has always been for free and you know because he's a fan and you know he wanted to help out and for him it's good experience with web design and stuff like that so here's the deal right now he's working on a site redesign of the king of hate comm all right what features is he going to be including we do you hear this stuff number one he is bringing back the playlist feature so you're gonna be able to again have a home well I want to go to Phil's website and find anything he's ever done it's gonna work again okay immediately he wants to add that alright number two here's something he's working on he wants to add a new kind of functionality instead of it just being oh you know search for the name of a game he wants it to be you can search for a genre so think of it this way I want to see RPGs that Phil has played I feel like watching an RPG playthrough you click RPG boom it'll bring up like RPGs that I've played over the years I want a third-person action game shooter boom it'll bring up games like Uncharted and stuff like that how cool would that be right that you now be able to search by criteria of what you want to see rather than based on a specific game that's pretty amazing isn't it now of course there's a lot of work that has to go into that because it's gonna have to be able to categorize certain kinds of playthroughs and stuff I honestly don't know how it's gonna work because I I'm not going to uh you know be doing that hi I certainly don't have time to sit down and say oh you know oh this game is this kind of game or whatever so I don't know if it's gonna be automated or if there's a protocol listing maybe there's like a database listing somewhere that he can access of different games and their descriptions or whatever but that's what he's working on okay now in addition to that he's working on something that if it works which we don't know if it's going to work okay could be a huge positive for those who pledged to my patreon all right one of the biggest hurdles I've had using patreon over the years isn't the fact that people are eager to help isn't the fact that I love giving perks it's the fact that patreon has been a completely manual website and what I mean by that is every month you guys pledge to my patreon okay at the end of the month all your pledge is clear whatever then I have to sit down and I literally have to take a excel file from the website how serious I was seriously stupid that sounds this is what I do I have to export a manual excel file from the website and I then have to use that data from the excel file to create things such as thank you shout outs and things in my videos then I have to go into the website they have a page or like a grid of people who pledged and whose pledge is cleared whose pledges didn't clear and I have to manually message you guys and say oh I need this information from you for this perk this information from you from this perk blah blah blah okay what we're looking to do is to automate the process so if you pledge to my patreon let's say once a week something will run a script will run and check and see look at the status of patrons and see oh did anyone pledge to patreon this week and if they did how much did they pledge and based off of that it'll automatically send out messages to the patrons saying we need this information and this information from you to upgrade you and stuff like that and it's gonna be an automated process by which it kind of looks at my forums and things says okay these people pledge this month but didn't pledge the next month therefore this person should not be a patron any more or a I have a premium access to the forums anymore and you know will downgrade them but we'll make sure the people who are ongoing pledges get upgraded basically things that were always massive manual work before behind the scenes hopefully will now be automating and the thing is there's been a big complaint and this is a valid complaint some people have said Phil it sucks because we pledged to your patreon all right and then we have to wait until the next month so let's say right now today is March 9th if you pledge to my patreon today you have to wait until early April in order to get your perk right now April 1st is the first Sunday of April you'd probably have to wait till April 9th because sadly pledges don't flow don't usually process fully on the first day so you'd have to wait until I have free time which is usually Sunday I in order to do the patron stuff so would be April 9th finally I'd message you to get your perks right instead of that this would be an automated process by which something would automatically check and send out messages so I'd just be constantly getting in here's an email from a new patron here's their info and we can send that right off to my webmaster and get you upgraded quickly and get your perks quickly instead of you sitting around waiting for perks you know for a month okay it's always been a shortcoming of the patron system patreon system that I've hated is that it's a manual process okay um so that's another potential major upgrade and maybe people would actually be like man you know I I stopped being a patron because I didn't like this for this maybe now I'd like to be a patron again right um so it's just another thing right pretty cool now here's the deal folks the website is gonna look different as well okay so what I'm appealing to you guys what kind of things would you like to see on the new king of hate comm website what functionality would you like how would you like it to look do you even have any ideas for logos designs for the website because onyx is gonna be working with an actual professional web designer to redesign the website from the ground up and he wants ideas he's looking for um ideas from you guys I mean ideally you were the guys we're gonna be using it on a daily basis right you're the you're the people who are gonna be saying man you know I want to look at this or this so you're the ones um so let me know let me know what you think let me know if you have any ideas okay um so please you know send me these ideas you know the best way there's two ways that'll be the best number one email me darkside fill a hotmail comm number two go to the forums right now the king of hate comm forums register if you're not and post up a thread there and let's see we can get a running thread of ideas of ideas of what people think number one could be functionality improvements for the website that's number one and number two visual improvements what kind of a logo do you think would be cool for the king of hate comm what kind of you know things would you like to see on the front page the main page see what I mean so there you go folks um pretty cool I know it's been quite a long time since I mentioned the website prom purpose but now finally it looks like things are gonna be turning around a little bit okay so I'll definitely let you know in regards to that you know when we have more developments but again I need your feedback please send me your feedback post on the forums or email me give me your feedback I need it the more feedback I get the better the site will be all right sounds good okay all right folks um what else what else do I want to talk about here on pre stream anything not anything in particular too much um just the usuals there's really nothing else going on nothing new has happened or popped up um we're gonna have a fun few days here fun you know gameplay content I'm excited I hope you guys are excited too um alright so that's it I think what we'll do now let's get into the plugs segment I'll do my usual plugs and then we'll give shoutouts to those who have cheered subbed and tipped here on the pre stream and then we'll get into the conclusion of heavy rain and again when I finish with every rain what I'll do is maybe take a five-minute break and I'll tweet out that we're switching from heavy rain to bully so everyone's aware that we're switching um and then we'll start off with bully scholarship edition sounds good so to be a double stream today well a double game stream I guess two different games alright alrighty then okay let's do some plugs so ladies and gentlemen I would like to personally say thank you for coming and checking out my streams for watching my videos on YouTube in particular the past several months have been pretty good at least on stream alright no lie on stream things have been really good and people higher attendance more followers people participating more than ever before we can keep this up this year especially now and the new releases are about to hit ok I think we're gonna have a really positive year with growth and everything's gonna be great sadly I hate to say this but sadly YouTube is the complete opposite it really is YouTube is complete opposite your jube is down and I don't mean views because it's not down views it's down revenue my YouTube channel is doing pretty much as well as it always does well ad revenue is terrible right now on YouTube and I don't know if it's ever gonna come back I really know at this point you may never come it may just be as bad as it is right now um that being said you know you guys have been so amazingly positive to me that I'm still able to do this for a living which is awesome okay however if you are watching the stream or you're watching this pre stream on demand on YouTube and maybe you'd like to go above and beyond just being a stream viewer or a video watch your yeah maybe I would like to help fill out a little bit more being that he gives us free gameplay content literally every single day um you know for ten straight years oh yeah what can I do to make sure that he can keep doing this full-time there's many things that you can do the first being as I've already mentioned my patreon over at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill where your monthly pledges allow me to keep doing this by helping defray the cost things like the cost of electricity cost of Internet cost of games no no lie this just happened a day ago I was backing up my video files I realized I have no hard drive space left I've used all of my external storage and now I need to buy another hard drive so I did I had to go to Amazon I had to drop a hundred blocks out of nowhere I wasn't planning on doing it to buy an external hard drive you just arrived and you know today I'll probably be backing up a ton of videos um but this happens all the time okay this happens all the time so your pledges to patreon help me to afford all that kind of stuff all right now in regards to what do you get out of it right well obviously you're supporting my efforts to keep doing this you want to keep the free content coming every day this is a major way you can help but you can also get cool perks that you earn for your contributions including things such as texture verbal thank-yous in my videos being able to nominate and vote on games for all you know events and special promotions and special marathons um getting your questions answered on my bimonthly Q&A show ask the king or last but certainly not least the the perks that most people love the most the private Q&A video where I will do a 15 to 25 minute private video for you answering any questions you throw my way people who've gotten this perk love it so much some people have come back and done it multiple times okay so um all that being said okay all that being said thank you everyone who has contributed to my patreon so far check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside Ville for the full details and thanks again again you know we're working on these this new upgrade to the website that should actually make the whole process better hopefully so now would be an interesting time to pledge okay all right number two teespring my merchandise store where you can get really cool logos and designs and artwork made by my viewers and fans right now the current line is a red dead DSP logo that's a spoof of Red Dead Redemption we've got a spoof on the Sonic the Hedgehog classic 16-bit logo and we've also got a zombie hunter logo so all pretty cool stuff designed by asher studios as well as insomnia attic meat really good quality merch that i can attest to because i own a bunch of it i don't use the low-grade stuff i actually picked the higher-quality t-shirts when i have these made up for you guys plus you get stickers mugs hoodies all kinds of fun stuff anything you buy from my teespring store i get a pretty significant oh you know source of commission from each sale so check it out over at teespring com forward slash stores forward slash DSP gaming and if you do happen to buy anything from my teespring shop please send me a picture of it on social media if you feel like it my twitter is at they call me DSP I'd be more than happy to share picture that with my over 25,000 Twitter followers very nice right and then last but not least ladies and gents if you're here live on stream and during the course of today's multiple games on stream today heavy rain and bully if you'd like a shout out all right well you can either cheer with bits you can subscribe to the channel and click the share button or you can tip me if you do any of those things I will give you a shout out for your contributions now keep in mind this objective meaning if it's coming in here and doing it just for the sake of saying something insulting no I'm not gonna read it I'm not gonna derail the stream with drama so don't bring up stupid shit like people fooled you're talking shit about you today or this slanderous thing was said about you on the Internet today I don't care I don't care and I think yesterday we had a big segment of the pre stream where it got derailed by a viewer I'm not doing that shit anymore seriously I just don't care all right now um if you either cheer 50 bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and then choose to click the share button afterward or if you tip me five dollars or more you'll get a special thank you and notification and animation on the screen all of these have been designed by pops Accola very nice viewer fan and friend of the streams so thank you to plop ciccolo obviously for designing these awesome animations but thank you to you guys for your contributions I really do appreciate it all and it's pretty cool you get believe visual and a verbal thank you for your contributions during the streams right now a few quick things I want to cover because we're just about to make did you start doing you thank you shoutouts for those who did contribute on the pre stream here okay number one we do have a big subscriptions drive this month by the end of this month my goal is to hit 500 subscribers right now we're at like 420 something so it's definitely doable especially with the fact bully is about to start which a lot of people were excited for and then next week the new content a new game start rolling out constantly so there's big potential to get people excited coming to the streams and subscribing for the first time in a long time alright I really feel we could do it by the end of this month okay if we do hit 500 subscribers by the end of March I'll be bringing back the patrons choice playthrough by which people who pledge to my patreon will be nominating and voting on a downtime video game that'll be played alongside all the new releases now in the past these have been some really amazing playthroughs like Super Mario Sunshine Spyro the Dragon you know you'll Cuusoo persona amazing games then it will led to sometimes multiple playthroughs and you know there's really fun stuff so all that being said um I am very excited to see what people will choose for the next patrons troyes playthrough especially now I have capabilities of playing more games than ever before since my we can now play GameCube games alright but that being said we have to hit the 500 subs so let's make a big push for it alright less than 75 to go at this point I know that we could do it and thank you very much to everyone who is very very supportive now there is a stretch goal 550 subs that's quite frankly pretty unlikely I mean maybe if a lot of positivity will be rallying this month yes it can happen why realistically expect it to happen this month no I don't all right but if we hit 550 selves I'll be doing a special event called the rages on by which I will be playing games that I know are going to cause me tons of rage games like Super Meat Boy or I want to be the guy games like Scarface oh boy right or Street Fighter 5 that kind of stuff keep that in mind that's kind of what it would be ok there's a hair in my water god damn it she's about to get super water in a big fucking hair and I hate that shit alright I'm not actually that angry I'm just kidding but fuck her I get it out come out I got it ok there we go okay so yes ladies and gents please consider something to the channel this month thank you very much if you do I appreciate it and of course yes you will get a shout out if you do um last but not least folks before we get to shout outs coming up in April no lies this is very serious talk that's why I talk about it on every stream now I'm nervous about my future of being able to do this for a living and being able to stay in my house why am i nervous because coming up in April I have three giant tax payments that are due the first is back taxes for the state of Washington which are really not my fault whatsoever I had a tax attorney who I paid thousands of dollars a year to handle my taxes and he screwed me over and didn't do his job and now I owe two and a half years of back taxes then I don't have the money for okay and these are gonna start coming due in April now in addition to that I now have a tax payment for the the federal government for the year of 2017 that I'm gonna owe in mid-april because I made some extra money last year to help me with the taxes situation I had in January that was still part of the state tax situation um and then I got my first federal payment for 2018 due in April and I don't have money for all this I don't I'm just be real with you guys I have some I like meanie a couple thousand dollars saved up because I have some excess money from January from you guys being so supportive at the end of December but the problem here is YouTube's been down January and February YouTube's been absolutely terrible so if YouTube were good then I'd have oh wow here's all this extra money to pay the taxes YouTube has been absolutely god-awful for two straight months so even though I've been doing good on Twitch it's basically just negating the the bad stuff on YouTube and it's just enough to pay my bills so you know I don't have it I don't know what's gonna happen in April if I don't have this money what's your end up happening is if I can't pay fees interest all kinds of penalties that are gonna be levied against me and then they're gonna expect me to somehow pay in the future so hopefully you know God please God knock on wood hopefully things go well this year and keep going as well as they have so hopefully at some point this year I'll make enough money to be able to pay these taxes alright absolute worst-case scenario if I can't pay these taxes in April and then I can't pay them in June when the next tax payments due and then I can't you know what I mean if I still keep paying them I'm gonna have to sell my house and move which I don't want to do you know my girlfriend just moved in with me we're having a great life together we're getting settled in we're getting into a routine now you know pretty soon she's gonna start driving everywhere and and she's about to start off her job which she just transferred to here and everything's going good on our end the streams are better than ever you guys have been telling me it was amazing positive feedback you love what I'm doing here you just want to keep it going I want that too and this sucks that I'm in a position now there's nothing real I can do I don't think that could sell there's nothing I could do to fix this situation I'm screwed over because of one irresponsible asshole in Connecticut screwed me over and now I'm in a position where I don't know what to do um it sucks so if you want to help with this situation okay in particular right now it's a very short period of time it's about a month to a month and a half where you can really help me with this um your two options either you can pledge to my patreon as I've already mentioned patreon.com forward slash start site fill alright and that's number one number two tip me during streams all right which means if you take a look at my stream right now if you're on your twitch page right you're looking at my channel if you look below the channel there should be a grid of information like links to my website links to my YouTube channels there should be a link there this is tips you know click on that take you to my tips page you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave a message alright or if that's not available to you because maybe you're on mobile if you type exclamation point tip into the stream chat you'll actually get the link it'll pop up in the stream chat and you can click on it alright and if you click on it you can go to the tips page as well it's two different ways to do it alright um so that being said you know anything you contribute with tips or patreon is great why those two methods because anything you contribute via those I get right away okay so everything you guys are contributing via patreon everything you contribute via tips alright I'm gonna try to save up and it's gonna go straight towards these taxes in April so any support you can lend all right all what I'm thinking of doing there's one other thing I'm gonna do probably in early April like I'm gonna do a special deportation of for my birthday to see if I can raise extra funds for these taxes so that I can keep my house alright um and that's probably gonna be you know in early April if not on my birthday in April I'm curious what kind of stuff you guys would like to see like if I were to do a a day marathon where the whole point was to try to uh you know do stuff for this whole situation right in regards to getting tips so that I can maybe help out with these taxes what would you guys like to see ok that's what I'm curious about special birthday event what would you guys like to see for that right now I would love to do like she's harder for you guys the bottom line is there's no real shoe fighter to play that's what sucks so what other things would you like to see me do during an event like that would it be multiplayer of club G would it be Call of Duty would it be you know fortnight even though I've sucked at it and probably would hate it well what would you guys like to see for a special birthday celebration right I don't know so think about it think about it guys and think about what you'd like to see for a special event in early April and let me know ok and we'll go from there sound good but that's kind of the shooting situation I mean right now is because these taxes are all coming to due in April and I don't know where the money's gonna come from um I don't know what's gonna happen I'm very nervous quite frankly so anything you could help with patreon pledges or tips right now is much appreciated okay alright now let us do some shoutouts for those who have contributed um overnight first of all we had a couple people who did contribute and I want to say thank you to the people who did contribute overnight I am very appreciative of that people who actually keep me in mind when I'm not even live-streaming and they contribute during that time period is pretty amazing alright so who are these people well damn we've got title one zero one nine to zero zero zero lots of numbers did a forty five bits year and said look at the heavy rain played through card every time in the summer where maybe you'll do a summer of Quantic Dream where you play Indigo Prophecy and beyond two souls remastered oh I'll be honest with you title I'm finishing up heavy rain today and then come up in May I'm doing Detroit become human I think this would not be a good time to do even more Quantic Dream I think that would be Quantic Dream overload quite frankly I'm not saying that I would never redo them in fact I think redoing Indigo Prophecy could be a really good idea because that was a play directed way back in 2010 it was the Halloween of 2010 if you guys can believe it um and I be you know happy to you know do kind of an anniversary style playthrough for that but I think there would be too much Quantic Dream in too short of a period of time much like people wanted me to play 400 mario games back to back which didn't make sense um what I would consider it for the future Plus this summer we've got my blood-borne run I want to do the possibility of things like maybe Knights of the Old Republic or maybe playing a new JRPG you know there's this new JRPG coming out on the switch and this is what like the Plex or something like that I don't know um there's actually it looks like for a change there may be some stuff during the summer coming out that I can balance with already established plans like I said blood-borne so I don't know how much how much dead time honestly I'm gonna have during the summer for me to say oh you know here we go with a bunch of Quantic Dream playthroughs or anything like that we'll see but for now I'm gonna say it's probably off the tables it's like Justin playing heavy rain and then I'm gonna be doing the Detroit become human I think it would be too much too soon of the same style of game okay okay shout out to lady Morag who did a 50 bitch here overnight thank you lady more ank for the overnight cheer it is much appreciated and then thank you to infinite 100 excuse me infinite 55 who did 800 bit cheer right before I started up today's stream so thank you very much for that infinite I appreciate it alright now for those who contributed once this dream was actually live we had concrete casket we did 100 bits year and he says the doki-doki stream last night was sick I agree you know I didn't know what to expect everyone had told me doki-doki literature Club starts off as a a standard kind of visual novel dating sim all for like a Japanese style game but that it would change it would change to something different um and that it really is a mindfuck and I really need to be patient but if I did stick in there that I would enjoy it so I played it for two and a half hours on Saturday and I didn't get to any of the mindfuck and I was like man this sucks this seriously sucks because you know it seems like there was some good styling people are saying the good stuff I never got to it so I took the time out last night two and a half hours I played it I beat the game my god that game the ending was it was so unexpected and honestly so good breaking the fourth wall and doing all kinds of fun stuff I really enjoyed it if you weren't there for the stream last night definitely check out the videos there live on DSP gaming on YouTube right now that's when you should not miss very unique okay shut up - Aussie sly 47 Adam who did a hundred bitch cheer and said this is a great anniversary playthrough of heavy rain keep up the good work very nice thank you Aussie jiggy boy 19 2 45 bitch here and say hi so if he's apparently pretty high get get goof again I don't know how this guy's name did a 50 bits year and said here's some more of my toilet paper money I don't like my ass for two weeks well I appreciate the toilet paper money however you may start to develop some major medical problems um you know if fall you don't start taking care of your butt so just recommend maybe even if you're not gonna buy toilet paper you might just want to splash your ass in some water alright maybe find a fire hydrant or a fire hose spray your hole or cornhole um get some leaves right but with some leaves I don't know there's many options you can seek I definitely recommend one shuttle 2 AR 2 V 2 4 4 4 who's subscribed to the channel thank you very much for the sub I appreciate that shoutout to Cedella who did a 50 bitch year and said derec says the bully premier height I love gym geography and biology class and I remember the epic game bug you had really brings back a ton of memories welcome to Bulworth Jimmy Hopkins there you go and that all starts today on stream right after we wrap up heavy rain I'm gonna see it shortly shout out to masher 18 nasha 18 subscribe to the channel thank you very much Nasser I appreciate that and little DSP what a name lil DSP says Phil what are the specs on your new hard drive absolutely cuz I know you've complained about your PC and hope you get a good brand of hard drive or even a solid-state drive that won't be affected by your PC no no no no I did not buy a new hard drive to install in my PC for like running programs I bought a storage external hard drive to back up my video files many of you may not know this because I mean shit it's been years since I really did any kind of a walkthrough video of my office and kind of explained my methodology for anything so I don't blame you guys but for those of you who don't know I backup all of my video files every single gameplay video that I've ever made for YouTube all right every single one that I've ever made for you two has been backed up on an external hard drive in fact right now I'm not even lying on my computer desk I see a stack of one two three four five six eight external hard drives hold on a second whole 2017 here's 2016 2015 Wow yep that's a lot of gameplay yeah so right now I walked over and I looked at him eat external hard drives right now sitting on my computer desk the the files range from late 2014 if you guys remember 2014 was the year I moved to Washington State and I started doing videos here you know in my new home so pretty much second half of 2014 through now so pretty much almost four full years of gameplay videos are right now literally sitting on my computer - ok you might say well why just Phil do that why does feel backup all his video files if he just uploads them to YouTube I don't understand why it's very simple folk you don't realize how fickle things are overnight you too could disappear okay it's true overnight you could just say we're going away we're not a profitable venture anymore well we would never were and Google's not gonna support us anymore so thanks for all so long and thanks for all the fish but we're out of here you know good night and good luck little bump bump bump right and they're gone and then guess what all that content that I created 10 years of content would be lost if I hadn't backed it up right it's the truth oh you do you know look how fickle YouTube is with other shit they could just be on me out of nowhere for no reason if they really wanted through they could YouTube could just say at any moment say goodbye and kick you in the butt and say goodbye now some people said well then why don't just get rid of YouTube why do you upload to YouTube just you twitch same thing twitch at any moment could determine that for some reason they don't want me on the site anymore and give me Das Boot so it doesn't matter where I am or what you know where I do what I do I need to retain ownership of my videos by owning them physically okay so I have physical backups of all the videos I've ever done you know the four plus well four years that I lived here plus you know 6 years of gameplay I have on other external hard drives stored or you know then I move when I moved across the country I took them with me um over here on my in my storage area in my closet so yeah pretty crazy um the amount of you know work that goes into him backing up and everything so yeah it was not a computer a hard drive I'm strolling in my PC to make my PC have more storage space that's not the case decision external USB 3.0 hard drive it's actually a Seagate 4 terabyte and judging by the average size of a gameplay video every time I make a gameplay video roughly I'd say if it's a 10-minute video maybe 500 is 600 megabytes ok so you know if you're I put out how many videos do I put out a day right roughly I don't know anyway the least I put out 10 at the most I'll put out like 20 something let's say on average I put out 18 videos a day ok or actually let's increase that let's say on average I say I put out 25 videos a day ok so I'm putting out roughly a gig a day if not more so 4 terabytes you know that's what 4,000 gigs so yeah do the math and figure well you know probably it'll laughs I'm thinking it'll last me roughly a year hopefully hopefully maybe not because the thing is some videos I end up doing longer I don't always do the same amount of videos every day you know for whatever reason the games is a lot of action a lot of motion end up being much larger video files than ones where it's more like oh I played a visual novel today this video is like no no space at all versus games with a lot of motion have a lot more right so yeah we'll see we'll see how long this lasts I hope it lasts a long time I mean I've been using 2 external hard drives for probably roughly I'd say with 8 months and they were 2 terabytes each so hopefully hopefully this 4 terabyte hard drive lasts a long time we'll see but anyway that's what it is it's not a hard drive for my PC or anything ok shout out to pack of wild chimps who cheer does it shouts with the pre stream and jamol I don't know who Jamal is but I guess shout out to Jamal and the pre stream there you go yeah alright everyone well it looks like that's it um we've gone through all the shoutouts so I guess it's time to start with the conclusion of heavy rain again two things to remind you folks number one we are driving for subscribers this month we're trying to reach 500 please subscribe if you want access to really awesome emotes and obviously if you want to help to try to drive towards the 500 gold the return of the patrons Choice playthrough and number 2 all right um Chuck Morris just asked me in stream chat for your birthday would you rather get tips or Wrestlemania take it are you kidding me um if I if someone literally said fill you have a choice between getting a tip on your birthday or WrestleMania tickets the answer would be 100% get a tip because I can't go to Wrestlemania I have no money I any money that I'm making now is going towards these taxes so I have no money to go anywhere but WrestleMania tickets would literally you might as well send me a roll of toilet paper it's about as useful as that there you go okay anyway um yes speaking of which the second thing being if you really want to help me out guys with this upcoming tax situation you want me to be able to continue to keep doing these things the way they're going and keep my house you can either pledge to my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill or you could tip me on stream via looking below the stream and clicking on the tip section or to act typing in hash out how much that hash tag exclamation point tip in the stream chat to bring up the command and check that out okay all right thank you guys appreciate that it is now time to conclude with heavy rain we're gonna conclude every rain it would probably take roughly an hour then I'll take a break and we'll switch over to bully scholarship edition for the rest of the stream sound good it should be pretty good alright no pack of wild chimps you can't send me food stamps that's not how it works that's not how it works you can't give food stamps to other people anyway thank you guys is now time to begin thank you very much every rains conclusion right now thanks and here we go
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  • Pre-Stream March 8, 2018: More Heavy Rain
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alright hello everybody hello hello and welcome how's everybody doing today yeah hope you guys are doing good hope you guys are feeling great and you're ready for a fun full day of gameplay streaming ladies gents I am I'm excited for where everything we're gonna be doing today first of all first stream here continuing on with the heavy rain anniversary playthrough yesterday I played it for about four hours got through the introduction got through the you know interesting introductions of each character basically to the story we are into the trials with Ethan Mars I believe we've completed the first trial and we're just about to start the second actually okay should be pretty good a pretty good session we'll see how far we get it we'll get into it um we'll see how far we get into it I'm not exactly sure you know if we'll be finishing today or not I remember this game could be anywhere from eight to ten hours long and it all depends on how you do it all depends on gee do you succeed do people die there's a cut entire segments out of the game or now right mmm so far so good you know everyone's still fine but I know coming up there's some pretty important situations where what you choose to do can determine you know what happens to the characters so we're gonna see what happens um I may finish this today I may not if I don't then I'll finish it up tomorrow which I'll explain in just a moment alright alright tonight folks tonight second stream will be doki-doki literature club um I'm giving it a shot now here's the deal I played this game on Saturday during an Indies marathon this was an event that patrons had nominated and voted for games for me to play during this this fun marathon okay and I have to burp excuse me haha that being said I played for about two and a half hours okay two and a half hours and during those two and a half hours I got basically up to a point where people were like Phil if you would played for another 15 to 20 minutes you would have hit the good part of the game and that apparently there's some kind of a crazy twist there's some kind of a really important thing that happens in the game mm-hmm and it turns into basically something completely different than what you expected it's dark apparently though there's all these warnings over the game do not play this if you are young and stuff like that so I can't imagine what the dark turn is going to be I literally do not know I have avoided spoilers thank God so we're gonna see tonight what the dark turn is now here's the thing don't get up your literature Club apparently is about six hours long I've already played two and a half hours so if I play it let's say for another two hours tonight and I like whatever the twist is or whatever okay um I'd be more than happy to do one more final kind of mini stream and finish it up and actually finish the game but if I play this tonight and the twist is stupid and it's just like who cares you know it's something that's not worth it then that's probably I'm not gonna be continuing out what's the point right the thing is I just invested two and a half hours into this game over the weekend and I'm like damn man I really wish I would have known what this twist was because this is the reason why everyone claims the game is worth playing and I didn't get to it okay so I guess we'll see tonight first hand all of us together we'll see what exactly the deal is with this game okay there you go tomorrow as I just stated if we have not completed heavy rain today I will finish it up and then I'll be switching over to bully scholarship edition that's right play through that I first did in 2013 five years ago when I had first switched from recording with the camera and switched over to direct capture okay and the thing is the original playthrough is quite good all right the original e3 was quite good I really love playing bully back today but having a playthrough that was first is kind of crappy visual quality and it changed completely to different audio quality there were technical difficulties during the playthrough um I don't feel like now this might my 10th year anniversary right of doing content on the Internet that it would be really cool to go back and redo perience this game this was the game that actually got voted in second place by one percent of the votes in a poll that I held over the last few days to determine what games I'd be playing this week one person so it was so close that I said you know what fair enough this will be the game that I play after heavy rain finishes especially because ah because ladies and gentlemen um the fact of the matter is that being a 10-year contact creator it's cool to go back every once in a while and replay certain games that have been kind of synonymous with with the great stuff that I've done over the years right and then on top of all of that um the fact of the matter that you know there's no new releases right now we're gonna have a new stuff starting next week in fact it's going to be a the 16th when I'm gonna start playing new content the whole end of March is jam-packed with new stuff okay pretty neat so we'll have more information on that as we approach it alright okay so what else is going on um let me think about this oh let me continue at the schedule so tomorrow look it's the conclusion of heavy rain and then bully scholarship editions starting out alright then at Farrar astrojet boy you're getting a timeout why are you reading the tractor stuff and now drilling the stream chat stop it I'm trying to do pre stream and I look down the first thing I see a strip what do the directors are suing this today in that today how about you just fucking SWAT wise up and stop spamming the stream chat it's hard to concentrate when I gotta see idiots as you every day there's something different that these idiots are saying and doing and you know talking shit a new idiot making a negative video about me another moron you know saying I did this or did that tired of it I just don't pay attention to it and I'm not gonna let the stream chat be derailed all right all right moving on so tomorrow as I just said the conclusion of heavy rain and then the start of bully scholarship edition tomorrow night will be the possible conclusion I say a possible conclusion of semana the reason I say that is I actually have been playing the game for about two weeks now and as of last night I completed a really difficult dungeon like the dungeon was tough it had multiple levels of puzzle and stuff in it it was just very difficult very tricky I do get managed to get through it and it was a pain in the ass but I did uh you know push through it mm-hmm so tomorrow and I I'm a finishing um we'll see but tomorrow night may be the conclusion all Secret of Mana because really for what I'm to understand I did I did I'll be honest with you guys I looked it up because I wanted to see how much was left um there's basically like one or two major areas left for me to go in and it's the final stretch of the game but it's also very like there's a bunch of very difficult bosses coming up supposedly um so yeah it should be pretty good but I don't know if I'm going to be able to finish I hope I can finish it in the next session but I don't know how long it's gonna have a lot of fails here where I'm fighting bosses I die a lot because there's trickiness to the fights or whatever we'll see um so that's gonna be tomorrow night and then Saturday will be a full day of multiplayer but at the same time it's also going to be paired with a day where I'm making a pot of Italian sauce the first time I've made it sauce since October so it's been quite a long time all right what does this mean it means that during the course of the multiplayer stream on Saturday I'll be taking frequent breaks every twenty to thirty minutes in order to go stir and season of my sauce however this is perfectly fine reason being is because I'm playing a Call of Duty on my first stream on Saturday and Call of Duty has matches that are about ten minutes long so I could play maybe two matches three matches head downstairs do that and then you know it won't really enter the stream that much you know what I mean so well that should be good it should be fun all-day multiplayer on Saturday with call of duty on the first stream and then at night I'll be returning to pub G for the first time in over a week yes I know people craving their pub G now it's been over a week since I played it um and usually I played it on the second stream of the late night thing so I'll be doing that again this Saturday night ok Sunday continuing on with bully and then what this week will be you know basically Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday um I'm not sure what day I'm taking off yet but it's probably gonna be Wednesday will be my day off this coming week but during the daytime I'll be doing bully and then at night I'll be mixing it up with a variety of stuff whether it's you know the conclusion of Secret of Mana if I don't finish it yet whether it's um oh you know me doing more Call of Duty or whatever you know I'll be balancing it out so that's kind of 50/50 mainstream being bully and then nighttime stuff you know to make it variety and then on Friday the 16th finally a new game well it's not really it's a remaster burnout paradise a racing game I never played being remastered for modern consoles alright and so I'll be playing that then of course later on this month we got sea of thieves apparently South Park the the fractured behold supposed to get his first story based dlc this month um then we've got ninokuni 2 and then we've got Far Cry 5 and the final episode of Batman - telltale series season 2 so all of that stuff is coming out by the end of the month pretty crazy amount of new stuff right a lot of new stuff coming out um so it should be fun and it should be interesting and there should be a wide variety of stuff on the stream here for you guys between now and the end of the month I certainly hope that you will continue to come check it out on a daily basis hang out with me and have fun with games okay pretty sweet alright so there you go there's this rough schedule what you guys can expect between now and the end of March um I guess I should give a couple updates let's give them update on the subs right now folks we have a drive in the month of March to hit a few sub goals what that means is we hit a certain amount of subscribers here on the channel I'll do some celebratory goals for you guys here one is 500 subscribers we hit 500 subs by the end of the month I'll be bringing back the patrons choice playthrough which is a downtime playthrough of a game that patrons nominate info to see what is going to be you know a full playthrough in between all the new releases previous games that have won this have been games like Super Mario Sunshine Spyro the Dragon um persona games Yakuza games amongst many many others you know there's been probably a dozen patrons choice games over the last three years that I have been doing a patron stuff so that being said I would very much like to have this return there's many games that people have been um talking about G will fill play this G will play that G will fill do this G will fill do that well this is the opportunity right for us to get that in there and you would actually have control over it but we have to hit 500 subscribers on the channel this one with this month as of right now uh I believe there is 429 I think so I think we're at 429 subscribers on to H so we know we're certainly not it's not unrealistic especially between the fact that right now it's only the eighth we've got over three weeks left in them on we've got two jam-packed piece of new releases okay so that being said there's a lot of time between now and the end of the month there's a lot of new releases their probably people are gonna be coming out to watch the new stuff um we could definitely do it so for those of you who are not subscribed please consider subbing by the end of the month alright um to make this girl happen pretty cool now we have a stretch goal a goal that most realistically we're probably not gonna hit but I'll I always like to have a stretch goal to try to motivate people you know back in January we were crazy we we exceeded every stretch goal I had I had to make extra stretch goals it was pretty crazy um the stretch goal this month is 550 subscribers which by the way I've had before but yeah right now we're not really close to that um if I do hit that this month I'll be doing a read-a-thon where I'll be playing a marathon of games that are region deucing that either games that I know will cause rage like Super Meat Boy or I want to be the guy or games and people wanted to see me play that have caused rage in the past for example Scarface or playing Street Fighter 5 and stuff like that ok so that is the deal um and hopefully we will hit these so please if you want to see some fun exciting goals happen and of course if you want to help support myself please subscribe to the channel you get access to all these fun emotes that people use all the time in this dream Jam sure you guys see them all pretty cool right alright ok um I think that's it boy then we can do is the plugs we'll do a plug segment and then when the plugs are done then I do shoutouts for people who have cheered it subbed and tipped here on the pre stream um and then when that's done we get started we gameplay alright so I guess we get to the plug sound good alright let's do it so let's start off folks thank you ladies and gentlemen for your viewership thank you for being here to hang out with me and enjoy video games together whether you're live on stream on Twitch or whether you're enjoying yourself on YouTube watching on-demand whichever it may be okay so my nose is itching sorry so um thank you for the positivity thank you for the support thank you for everything over the past few months it's been great now if you want to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or video watcher and you want to help support my ability to continue to do this in the long run to be able to continue to provide for you daily fun on-demand gaming content right or live screaming for free all right there are many ways that you can contribute the first is patreon all right check it out over at patreon comm forward slash darkside fill we're your monthly contributions to my pledge goal earn you really awesome personal perks you know first of all your contributions to my patreon directly aid my ability to afford doing this for a living I'll give you a perfect example last night this is not a lie at all this is one of the present truth of something that happened last night I was backing up my video files that I'd recorded on YouTube and I said oh crap I'm down to only like 200 gigs of storage space left for backups and I have no other hard drives available I used them all so I had to buy an external backup hard drive off of Amazon which should be arriving in the next couple days um and it's a hundred bucks you know and it sucks because this happens all the time every once in a while every week or two another expense comes up whether it's a bunch of new games come out and it took two days ago I bought Detroit become human along with heavy rain right so I could play heavy rain this week um that was 70 bucks plus tax so you know every week I ended up getting hundreds of dollars of operational cost here you know just to be able to keep this going alright um you know just last month my monitor died there's stuff that happens all the time and that's on top of the fact that you know there's a very expensive things like the cost of Internet the cost of electricity etc all right so you were pledges to my patreon directly aid me to afford you know being able to do this as a long-term thing okay but you earn cool things alright you earn your own personal perks for your 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me and I appreciate any support you can lend in particular with this upcoming tax situation which I am going to talk about a little bit later on pre stream um anything that you can support there is greatly appreciate it and helps with that so thank you okay number two mighty spring shop of merchandise has been fully restocked with new designs we've got the red dead DSP design the Sonic the Hedgehog spoof design the zombie apocalypse design we've got all these different designs now available on my teespring shop it just launched a couple days ago go ahead over there and give it a look anything you get over there I get a pretty sizable Commission for and it helps me out directly but obviously you get a pretty cool collectible ant or piece of swag as they say right folks so what's available t-shirts hoodies sweatshirt stickers mugs all kinds of stuff personally I own four four different shirts in addition to uh the fact that I own uh sweatshirt and a monk so I can personally attest to you the quality of the stuff that you can get off of my tee spring is quite good I wouldn't have got all that if it weren't ok I don't pick the lowest grade crap I actually picked of the better quality t-shirts and stuff at the expense of me you know I make less money because I pick a higher quality shirt that has a bigger base cost um but it's good stuff alright please give it a look and if you do happen to get anything off mighty spring shop and you'd like to share that please send me a picture over on my twitter at they call me DSP i'd be more than happy to share that with my 25,000 Twitter followers okay then last but certainly not least ladies and gentlemen if you were watching your live on stream and you're having fun today and you want to you want to get a shout out on the stream if you either cheer sub or tip during the stream you will get a verbal shout out so that's cheering with bits subscribing to the channel or using the tips link which you could find either below the stream 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two segments alright that's number one number two keep in mind that these shout outs are at my discretion if we get trolls in the stream chat or whatever who are being negative or whatever I'm not gonna do it same thing with people who are leaving like ginormous messages of five million things you know oh there's a paragraph of 14 sentences you're probably not gonna get a full shoutout Oh for that you know what I mean but if you keep your stuff concise if you leave you know interesting messages and or questions or whatever you'll get a shout out okay number two if you cheer fifty bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and click on the share button or if you tip me five dollars or more you'll actually get an on screen thank you pop-up notification so it's a visual okay a visual thank you as well as the verbal I want to say thank you to pop ciccolo who has designed all three of our currently being used animations for thank-yous okay um but yeah it's pretty cool cuz both the visual and the verbal right instead of just one or the other you get both if you hit those thresholds all right so that being said folks it's a really cool way for you to get some interaction with me during the stream and I'm very appreciative of anything that you guys do contribute during streams now the final thing I want to mention ladies and gentlemen on the stream before we get started and then we're gonna get to shoutouts here all right coming up in April mm-hmm okay coming up in April I have a pretty serious situation I have not one not two but three few very large tax payments that are gonna begin either begin to be due or due in full in April at least two of them are gonna be doing full one of them I believe it's hopefully gonna be on a payment plan one of them is back taxes for the years of 2014 to 2016 I was supposed to be paying state business taxes here in the state of Washington but my previous tax attorney did a awful job and did not do due diligence to research and find out that I owe these so I've got two and a half years of back taxes that I should have been paying and I would have paid if I had known about them that are now gonna be all old starting in April all right I don't know how much it is I don't know what they're gonna put me on a payment plan which I really hope they fucking do because if they don't I don't have the money for it um in addition to that I have the final remainder payment for my federal taxes of 2017 that's coming due because I made a little bit of extra money at the end of last year because you guys helped me out to pay my 2017 business taxes that came out of nowhere because again I didn't know that I owe to them so because I made extra money at the end of the year now iox tree taxes so I have to pay that in April and then my first estimated tax payment for 2018 is also due at the end of April so I've got three giant tax bills all coming up I don't have the money for them I have some money but I don't have nearly enough money to pay all these bills all because they're all coming up at once all right it's a shitty situation now if I can't pay these it's very simple what happens um whatever I don't pay ends up becoming overdue fees and interest start accumulate all right hopefully what I'm hoping is over the course of this year things continue to go as well as they're going right we've got a bunch of new releases now coming up shortly so I get the feeling we're gonna see increase where people will be showing up to watch stuff more people will be contributing or it's good we're gonna see a big increase in stuff here on Twitch okay what I'm also hoping which I don't know if is ever gonna happen is that YouTube will pick up again what happened last year was that January in February on YouTube were terrible and then in March April May it picked up I'm hoping that happens again cuz right now it's doing terribly alright YouTube is the worst it's ever been I'm making almost nothing on the videos I'm doing even though my views are good my views on YouTube are good but what I'm making is just abysmal compared to what I used to make on YouTube which is why I need to kind of lean on twitch right now okay so that being said um I need your support right now I need you guys to help me out how can you help there's two ways you can help alright number one if you're watching live on stream you can tip me as I've already described you can click on a link to tip me below the stream or if you use the exclamation point tip command in stream chat you can bring up the link in stream chat by tipping me those funds I get right away and all tips that I get between now and April I'm using 100% to pay taxes okay so whatever you can contribute mmm much appreciated to defray the cost of these taxes that are coming up alright that's number one number two if you're watching this on demand on youtube and you're like well you know I'm not on slide for you I can't tip you pledged to my patreon which I've already mentioned patreon.com forward slash darkside fill any contributions you pledge to my patreon between now and the end of March I also get in time for the tax situation so either tipping or patreon are the two big ways you can help me right now alright and I definitely need your help because I don't know what's gonna happen if I can't raise enough funds to pay these taxes in April now you've got fees and back taxes and everything that's gonna be accumulating really badly by the end of the year if I'm in a bad tax position chances are I got to sell my house which I don't want to do I'm gonna go in here where I earned this house to hardware you know my girlfriend just moved in in the month of February we're starting an awesome life together you know she we actually finally are just wrapping up all the things that we needed to do like getting her license and insurance and health insurance and she's gonna be starting her job soon and it's like all these great positives coming together now imagine of all that has to end because now I have to sell my house because this motherfucker back in Connecticut literally fucked me over and I have no recourse I can't sue the guy cuz I have no money so how do I sue the guy for what he did wrong I can't you know um this whole situation sucks and I love doing what I do for a living I absolutely do I want to be able to keep doing it I don't see why I should have to completely change my life because of the actions of one asshole who was completely irresponsible and screwed me over why would I have to you know what I mean I know we could get through it we've gotten through things like this before but I do need your support I certainly would not be coming out and asking for you know support via tips or patreon right now if I did not absolutely need it okay so please if you can uh contribute please let please you out whatever you can all right sound good all right folks so now it is time it is time for shout outs for those who have cheered subbed tipped and done all those things during the stream so far all right it is time are we ready are you ready all right so let's see here overnight we had a couple cheers from people who will actually take it back no whoa wait a minute I didn't refresh my muck see I'm looking at like wait a minute doesn't make sense it doesn't say that I ever ended a stream allow me to refresh here I thoroughly confused myself all right let's try this again okay overnight there were a couple people who did contribute um and they actually cheered while I wasn't even broadcasting that is very appreciated because it means that there's a few people who actually keep me in mind when I'm not even streaming that's pretty crazy right um and I you know that makes me feel great that people like what I do and appreciate me and come to contribute when I'm not even here so thank you for that infinite 55 didn't 100 bit cheer overnight as well as the goat Lukas did a 25 each year and he has to follow him he said hey man I'm loving the playthrough do you ever think you will ever have kids I mean quite frankly grote Lukas I mean that's a very heavy question alright but to be completely honest with you at this point in my life no I don't think I'm having kids you know I'm about to be 36 years old um my job is something that I absolutely love but is not something that is oh I don't I don't I don't wanna say job security because to be quite frank there is no job security it doesn't exist it's a very big misconception that people have you could be in an office job for 25 years and still get laid off you know so there is no such thing as job security but when it comes through what I do for a living all right um it's not very good just little changes over the years when I start all doing this for two years you couldn't even make money doing it then I could only make ad revenue on vlogs but that didn't work out right then I was able to monetize video game videos and at first they were incredibly profitable then they were only moderately profitable now because of the fluctuations on YouTube they've been terrible then I went and streamed on Twitch then I left which is streamed on YouTube then I came back and I stream on Twitch and now primarily I'm a streamer right rather than really a YouTube content creator I just I play games on Twitch right it's been a very big roller coaster ride just over the 10 years that I've done this things have changed so frequently right and so many times that at this point it's just kind of crazy you know how could I as a responsible adult say I want to raise a child oh by the way I have no idea if I can pay my taxes I have no idea if I can pay my bills I don't know if I'm gonna make a lot of money or no money tomorrow you know what I mean it's pretty crazy and it's one thing if you're taking responsibility just for yourself and or a significant other and you guys work together to figure that out and it's a very different story when you're bringing another party into that you know what I mean um at this point and by the way I'm not even saying that I want kids because I was never I never been in my life I've no I don't think I've ever really sat down and thought seriously about it I think if you're gonna have kids you don't think about it until you're in a situation where you can actually support and I really don't feel that I've been in a consistent enough situation in the past 10 years where I would ever even sit down and say oh you know yeah I want kids or I don't it doesn't make sense right I really don't have any crazy desire to raise a child I don't I know some people do they're like man my whole life I've always wanted to have a kid I've never had that feeling I've never had that parental kind of Drive that I must have progeny and I must pass on the genes I really could care to give two shits I just don't care about that at all in any way shape or form um quite frankly with the amount of negativity and trolling and stuff that I put up with on a daily basis I mean we had some of it earlier on stream people already talked about what's the new what's the new drama that people invented about Phil to spill all over the fucking that is completely stupid and untrue but let's just keep propagating it and talking about it since nothing's going on with him anymore because he ignores it right so how could I ha that would that be fair to a kick you imagine a kid growing up the son of DSP and now constantly being bombarded with negativity and shit you know what I mean like just to give some perspective here all right my girlfriend Kat I introduced her to you guys I took a picture of her December which then created a giant whirlwind of she's not real or she's an escort how crazy was that then she moves in with me and we basically share two pictures of her and a bunch of pictures and stuff she's made his food all right almost nothing I've shared almost nothing with you guys about her on purpose and just look at the insane negativity and shit that people have thrown her way already that I'm not gonna bring up any of it but it's not as crazy people have made our long videos about a girl who only has had two pictures of herself on the internet since she moved in with me you know what I mean y'all crazy that is so can you imagine out bringing a kid into the mix that's insane I would never do you know what I mean that's just nuts um at this point in my life you know I'm well to be 36 years old I have no idea if I'm ever gonna have job security or financial security Bom mm no I bro I'm really not in any situation where I'm considering having a kid at all period all right and I don't think I ever will I don't think I really don't realistically see that ever changing that's just kind of you know right now I like being with my girlfriend I like we're building a life together we're having a lot of fun you know experiencing things together for the first time and building our lives together and I think that's gonna be my focus moving forward having just a fun and positive life and you know and that's that now you know some people it's in the cards kids some people it's not I guess for me it's not okay all right all right shut up to eternal napalm who did a twenty five bits year and said Phil well or is it actually said DSP why is everyone excited for the division - I personally couldn't give a rat's ass more excited for a Nintendo Direct you know it's funny because the year was 2016 alright and the year is 2016 there were games coming out and I bought back then keep in mind I was still the person who literally covered every single new release it was like what I was all about I had to cover every new release possible okay that was kind of my deal there's a new game coming out I'm covering it whether it's good it's bad no matter what it is I'm giving my opinion on it alright but what I decided in 2016 was that I was going to change things up I was going to not play every new release instead I was going to focus on things that I liked more than others and the game one of the games that was on the fence about was the division a lot of people were like you got a plate you got to play it we want to see a plate you got to play I made the executive decision at the time I'm not playing this game nothing about this game looks interesting to me you know as a game that's been in development for a long time it's finally coming out it doesn't look good to me oh then when it came out all I heard were horror stories what the game was terrible at launch week but then it got better over time but all it was was one of these team-based cooperative shooters very very excuse me very very grinding alright very grinding and the only reason that anyone really enjoyed the division is because much like destiny and much like all of these other games that aren't co-op based it was fun to play with friends and if you played it by alone it was terrible and all of its flaws were exposed but most people played it with a group of friends and therefore they had a good time was it because they had a good time because the game was good no they had a good time because they were doing co-op with their friends and it hid the flaws of the game and they ended up playing it over time because it was fun to play with friends okay so that um is the reason why I skipped the division and I did not you know I really honestly that year I don't feel like I missed out on anything now over the years apparently the vision had updates and everything but for the most part if you actually look at the general consensus of people who played the division you've got one group of people who insist that it's good but if you ask them how did you play it and how long did you play oh well I played it with my group of hardcore friends and we hung out in it for a couple months and then the expansion came out we came back to it we played it together okay but then you ask other people and they're like no games shit you know really is a pathetic co-op game it's not well designed a lot of flaws and things that were annoying and really the only reason it got hype was because it was a cop just again another co-op game during a year when people were Indic hyped co-op team-based games it was the hype thing at the time and this is what everyone was into it so they enough oh the Division two is coming out you know what I say who gives a fuck like seriously I think now we're finally starting to see that these team-based shooters are now these co-op based games in fact are now starting to lose popularity and instead now the new fad is battle royale right these fads happen all the time first we get the first person shooter fad right and there were four million FPS games all over the fucking everywhere then it was the zombies fad and we had a million games that all had zombie modes and lanes I left for dead and shit you know then there that fad diet out so it was the next one right we kept going from fad to fad to fad and then the fad two years ago was team-based cooperative shooters oh that's old now we got to do battle royal right it's just fat gaming facts um so in that regard I really don't think um I really don't think that it's worth you know playing it know what literally no one has told me that there was a reason to play the division that it was a groundbreaking game that added something to gaming no one who said that it oh this is what you crap you know generic stuff you played another games past together to make a generic boring team-based shooter but everyone played it cuz they played with France right um so there you go stupid absolutely stupid so no I don't care about the division - and I probably never will alright ternal napalm did another 50 bitch here and said bring on today's date NO direct I'll be thrilled with a Metroid Prime trilogy remaster and a reintroduction of shadow of the Eternals well it's funny because when the Tendo director comes out nine times out of ten I literally never hear about it because there's nothing going on but every once in a while Nintendo has something good to say so hey when I tend to direct happens if you guys hear anything I'm fun or amazing about Nintendo please let me know obviously I own a switch and I want to be in the loop mm-hmm shoutout to jakey boy 97 who did a 25 bitch here I appreciate that and then we had scoring hammer Mills who was a troll into the troll chair but you know what I am going to adjust this troll chair all right he is 100 cheer and he says you're at a duel take some responsibility for your life all right I will there's many things I've done over the years that led me to have a negative presence on the Internet and I fully own them being stupid and saying shit about games I'd never play like for example Oh minecraft just for kids it's a piece of shit kitty and no one should like it right those are the things I kind of said back in the day you're talking eight years ago those are the things I used to say in the past four to five years I've matured greatly I have changed as a human being I'm a much more educated mature and wise person then I used to be alright I do take responsibility when stuff happens that's my fault alright so if something goes wrong I will sorry but having a tax attorney who I had for five plus years in Connecticut who I paid a lot of money to do my taxes right and apparently always did when I moved to Washington and I specifically said I think I'm gonna get a new tax attorney because it would sense and he said no don't worry I have the ability to still do your taxes properly I'll you know we'll make sure that everything's done correctly I could still be your tax attorney even though you're moving I trusted this guy he'd always been straight with me he'd always done a good job all right he screwed me you know he really did three years of three and a half years of taxes that I was supposed to be gradually paying which I would have been able to pay slowly if I known I owed them mom that instead you know now I'm completely screwed I've probably thousands of dollars I'm assuming it's gonna be like five grand or more then I'm gonna at least on these back taxes plus whatever the interest plus late fees whatever it's all gonna be right and then you're gonna make me pay it over time the problem is already now I'm screwed because now I owe that on top of the federal taxes which went up you know it's like it's just a big snowballing effect cuz this one asshole no I'm not gonna take responsibility for that I have nothing to do with that sorry but I'm not a tax professional I'm not a tax expert and there's no guidebook on the internet that says if you own your own business and you're moving it from one state to another definitely leave your old tax attorney and get a new one in the state you're moving to none of this exists all right people assume that you know you should just know better does it exist you know this whole thing of you know we're having an internet presence and all of that basically I'm just tired of you know if people want to act like oh I'm supposed to know everything I'm supposed to be this perfect individual that absolutely knows everything whatsoever and you know I'm supposed to be yeah I was supposed to know all of that no it's not you know again anything I did wrong you want to tell me you did this wrong on stream you you really misspoke here and you insulted people here okay that's one thing you're right I'll take responsibility for the things that I've done you know years ago you masturbated on stream of course you know I fetched up to that right away right um but I'm not gonna take gonna take responsibility for this tax situation I'm sorry I didn't do it I did not do create this situation this guy did and the situation is that I'm in you know I've already in so much debt and so many problems then I don't have the capability to sue this guy and go after him for the fees and go after him for back interest or know basically damages I don't I don't have the capability to do it first of all I'm not in Connecticut so to sue the guy and then having a go to like am a trial proceeding in Connecticut I would be able to do it number two I don't have the money for it and I certainly don't have the time for it you guys know with the amount of work that I put in here on streams and stuff you know I don't so you want to tell me to take responsibility I will when I do something actively 100 percent stupid or wrong I will take responsibility however this tax situation is not one of them all right at all so you're really barking up the wrong tree here okay you are okay shout out to Fred Flinstone who subscribed for the seventh month in a row thank you for seven months of support Fred Flintstone I definitely appreciate that also you slide 47 Adam did 100 bit cheer thank you very much Aussie sly I appreciate that fact 316 225 bit series that people raise kids like that all the time though well fact you know people raise kids in many different ways and I'm not a person here that's gonna tell you the right or wrong way to do it especially considering the fact that I don't have any experience doing it but what I will say is this as a person as a person kind of person I am I would never take on the responsibility of a kid without knowing that I could give them a stable and safe future financially and I can't do that and that's why it's not even a consideration for me there you go insomnia attic me did a hundred bitch here and sits up what's going on man good to see ya hopefully you enjoy heavy rain today Olivia Saurus wrecks that a 25 bitch Erin said yes but with your girlfriend's new job won't to help your tax situation um right now what you got to realize all right and of course this is getting very personal I'm not gonna get too crazy into it is yes having additional income of course will help but just having another person in the house you got to understand here's what happened in the past year all right I was you know single by myself here in 20:17 all of my costs went down cost of water cost of gas I didn't even turn on my heat during most of the winter I lift it off and I just kind of was cold but I wanted to save money okay um food cost was way down you know now there's someone else in the house all that goes back up so primarily you know any contributions that my girlfriend makes are going to be to pay the monthly bills help play the electricity help pay the gas help pay for food that kind of stuff no she's not going to be making an exorbitant amount of money where I'm going to be able to wrap that up and put it towards my taxes that's not how it works you know she has her own stuff she has a cell phone bill she has her own responsibilities by the way she's a normal adult human and she has you know stuff of her own life to take care of it's not my business to say oh you moved in with me tsunami deal you pay my taxes that's so stupid and people that say that are very ignorant okay now I don't believe that Olivia Soros Rex is saying that I'm saying oh there's actually income that will help right of course but it's not gonna help with what you're thinking there's not going to be exorbitant amounts of money rolling in the door it's going to be at some extra cash to help pay the utilities and stuff that's the point okay people really have issues with the way I say stuff full suit or normal adult human that's weird verbiage what I mean is it's not someone coming into the picture who walks in with zero debt with zero issues of their own with zero responsibilities you know what I mean you know every every normal adult human out there who has a job an active life pretty much has their own thing going on you probably got your own debts from the past whether it's credit cards or loans or things in your name that you're paying down gradually right you got your own responsibilities just because my girlfriend moves in with me doesn't mean automatically mean oh here's free money that's not how it works but again intelligent people know that people who are immature and young and just think that that's the world is this easy moving black and white they're the people who would think that way so anyway shuttle to Cobra strike oh nine who did a hundred sheer and said heavy rain height here's to the game that had me sub into you on YouTube very nice sue Bella did a fifty bitch here and he said you're having kids is a big responsibility it's a lot of hard work but it's all worth it to share with someone special in your life no I agree you know I absolutely agree and you know I'm certainly not saying that you know having kids isn't rewarding or enriching I'm absolutely sure it is I'm just saying you know I again my personal belief is that until I would be in a situation where I'd be steady myself right if I were one of these big youtubers rolling in dough bringing in insane amounts of money every month million subs you know oh no YouTube ad revenue has plummeted you know and I'm making 50% of the exorbitant amount of money that's way more than enough to make a reasonable living oh darn you know that's never been my situation you know there was one year really and where I made a pretty ridiculous amount of money on YouTube and that went towards paying off all my previous debts and I saved that up so that I could eventually move across the country to Washington where I am now and that's it every other year that I've done this for a living has been a pretty reasonable you know take you know what you guys got to realize is oh you know it brings in a certain amount of money but I also spend a lot of money to keep this going you know I have a lot of business expenses between like I said the monthly cost of Internet the monthly cost of electricity the monthly all the games that I have to buy and equipment that I have to buy you know having my own health insurance because I'm self-employed there's a ridiculous amount of things you guys aren't aware of that goes into running an operation like this that makes it you know if I just had a nine-to-five job and none of that's a factor right all everything's provided for the electricity I don't pay for it right everything I need to perform the job is provided to me that's different when you work for an employer or when you're self-employed you have to pay for all the shit yourself so regardless of what I brought in that's the other thing we have evidence that field probably made this much during this year and it means absolutely nothing if you have no idea what my expenses are right well what I actually pay were like outstanding debt from the past you have no idea how much actual disposable income I have and that's really the case where I'm a situation where even though I may raise a certain amount of money a year I have a very very little disposable income and that's the problem when he comes with the things of these tax issues come up well I was being it we're barely making ends meet paying all the bills now this comes out of nowhere and I'm somehow supposed to deal with it when I can right mm-hmm see what I mean um it sucks it absolutely sucks and it's it's just terrible that this is that you know a situation that I worked my butt off and despite how hard I work or what I do that something like this could come up and screw me over um I hate it but it is what it is and so again um I would not take on any kind of crazy responsibilities knowing that in the situation I'm in I'm not even in a situation where I'd be able to support the situation okay like having a kid for example all right well we've got a silly cheer from someone called the son of DSP and he said what a big daddy would have chat you know game devs today got thoughts under he thinks games accreting serial killers we've already been through this like years and years ago anyone remember Jack Thompson attorney Jack Thompson who was dead set on trying to correlate that violence came from people who played violent video games and he could never do it he literally could never with all the years he paid experts to do research now that he could never actually create any kind of factual evidence whatsoever all right whatsoever regarding any kind of correlation between the two it's stupid it's absolutely stupid um and I don't really see a Trump once again looking for a scapegoat you know what's the scapegoat we always got to find a scapegoat instead of finding the root cause let's find scapegoats right so you know an unprecedented number of kids are doing school shootings it must be those video games because the kids play video games right that by the way back in the 90s it was rap music in the 90s it was it must be music because the rap culture is so big now they you know the gangster rap is making these kids go kill people it would every every decade we got a new scapegoat okay um so I'm sorry you know there may be things that people agree with with Trump on and things they disagree this is one that I adamantly disagree with um let's put it this way games like Grand Theft Auto Call of Duty right huge games are all you're doing good that's Auto you're stealing cos that you're running people over with cars you're murdering people right Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty are best-selling games that millions upon millions upon millions of people worldwide all right have play monster hunter world the best-selling game Capcom's ever made it's all about running around and just randomly attacking wild creatures I hate to tell you guys this I don't see people randomly wantedly running through the streets carjacking people constantly I don't see people in full military gear running through the streets like black ops call of duty players shooting each other and I certainly don't see anyone running down the street with a giant sword attacking wild animals ok this doesn't happen you may have a very small group of mentally ill people fringe people who yes they're influenced by games because they're already mentally ill that's not the core cause of what's going on in our country all right yeah we need to find the core cause of what's happening and solve it that way ok um I don't understand why people have to find these fucking you know crazy scapegoats for what happens just insanity but it is what it is rather than find the root cause but that's tough find the scapegoat pin the tail on the donkey right that's really why I see it so huh so stupid this is really dumb anyway Judy Oh soggy Judy you soggy tipped me a dollar what a name I'm sorry soggy reminds me of soggy Oh Jimbo who was a Japanese manga character eh it was actually a samurai rabbit who had he crossover with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I don't know why I always pops into my head but anyway um thank you for the dollar tip and and Judy says Phil I used to be a hater but it's cool to see how much of a better person you've become and I legitimately enjoy your content well thank you Judy I appreciate that okay Yolo da / holy crapola this is true do I this is terrible Yolo za / just did a cheer and said I lost $14,000 worth of stuff when I was importing stuff from China because I didn't know something about customs so there's no guy but to life don't worry about it now I can attest to this personally because I used to work for a helicopter parts company and we had a nightmare situation where basically the federal government was coming down on us and saying we just basically realized you guys have been importing and exporting stuff incorrectly for years and because we finally caught you out we're kind of like coming down on you and they basically slammed a book on this company and said here's all the real regulations you were supposed to be doing this and this and this and this and this and you're not doing it therefore we're freezing all your shipments and our company was like what the fuck like how are you operate we have tons of international customers we can't operate as a company we can't get this stuff cleared up and it was a big nightmare situation where they had to hire a crack team of people from outside the company to come in and form a team to try to fix the situation customs can be a huge pain in the ass customs law all right can actually completely ruin a company if you're not aware of what you can and can't do um definitely so in that regard man I feel for you Yolo da / I've you know I've been in that situation where I was part of the of a team that was trying to fix this problem and man I know how bad it can be so there you go all right so astrojet boy who was being very negative in the stream chat and repeating detractor garbage in the stream chat cheered - ask me about the detractor garbage in the stream chat okay lose the gentleman I had enough of this it's very simple every single I've said this is before I'll say it again every single fucking day people make shit up about me here's a new thing about DSP he said on stream that's terrible here's a new leaked document that proves this or that about DSP here's a new person on YouTube who doesn't like DSP I'm done with it I'm not addressing it anymore you can believe whatever the hell you want all right you can at this point there's been so much fabricated bullshit about me I've had it I'm not going to be addressing anything anymore ever again I'm done with it you know well pretty much the thing that the straw that broke the camel's back for me was the fucking escort story because it was 100% fabricated not a shred of evidence yet all this fabricated shit came out okay oh this is true and that is true and look here's a link here and here's a link there okay um in particular by the way one of the things that supposedly was leaked about that that escort story was from this person who apparently I guess I guess they're saying this is a p.m. or something that Lee I don't know I don't care I already say this enough is enough all right stop believing the bullshit here's what you guys need to know all right here's what you need to know every day I'm here live on stream having fun with you guys all right I'm putting out entertaining fun gaming content okay and if you're here to have fun and be positive and have a great you know positive vibe and just chill and and you know enjoy life that's guess what that is what we're here for not to address every stupid piece of negative shit that idiots bring up that they fabricate that they pull out of their fucking asses I'm done with it I'm not going to waste my time on it so Astro jet boy one and only warning it doesn't matter how long you've been a fan it doesn't matter you know how much you like me or just like me or you want to know the truth the bottom line is I am not involved in any of it I'm not gonna get involved in any of this fucking crazy shit every day something crazy is said about me if I literally had to bring it up and address it every day to try to disprove what's said about me every day I would never play a game I would literally be here sitting here on stream for 12 hours a day defending myself against nonsense why the fuck would I want to defend against this it doesn't matter it's all bullshit it's all the negative nonsense they bring up to bring attention to themselves because there's nothing else going on for them they're bored it was a slow news day right here here's the bottom line alright here's what's happened in the past week they tried to get me kicked off twitch for the claiming that I was bullying a kid that I didn't bully and if you actually watch the footage you completely see it it didn't happen right then some youtuber I never heard of apparently has been on my case making videos negative videos about me I don't care about that so I'm ignoring all that oh we got to get something new now so already those two stories are dead let's get a new one so here comes the new one like do you not understand how this works seriously what would these people do if I didn't exist what would these people do if I did not exist they would have no lives because this is all they do is they focus on me what's the next crazy thing what's the next crazy thing we can say we can spin we can you know what I mean so I've had enough I've had enough I'm not gonna be addressing every little thing and astrojet boy yes you are regular and I know that and I know you're a fan you can't get yourself caught up in this stupid bullshit why are you even paying attention to it I don't pay attention to it so why are you stop because all you're gonna do you're gonna get sucked into the black hole of daily nonsense and it's gonna ruin you man I'm telling you there's been many people they get sucked into that fucking black hole they forget that I'm a person that the only reason I'm here is to sit here and play games I have fun with you guys on a daily basis and if you just do that you'll have fun and enjoy yourself and so they get sucked into the toilet the toxic toilet of bullshit and if you do that that's it you're gonna ruin it for yourself dude okay so just relax sit back and enjoy the ride enjoy the show stop paying attention to all the stupid bullshit all right it's that simple every day someone's gonna say something different all right everyone's gonna say something ridiculous about me someone's gonna have this new thing this terrible thing he said on stream this and that and this it's all bullshit I've endured 10 fucking years of bullshit and I'm not gonna put I'm not gonna deal with this on a daily basis I I didn't even want to address it the first time that's why I timed you out to hope that you would just cool down and leave it alone but then you had to cheer and talk about it to relax all right but I'll tell you right now this is the last time I'm gonna say if you continuously are focusing on this shit you're gonna find yourself removed from chat because that's not what this is about okay okay Fred Flintstone did a cheer and he said Phil is secretly a reptilian spying on us normal adult humans I for one welcome our new ancient lizard overlords well there you go wolf girl 666 this year is it I mean $3,800 gaming PC just to believe the our chat how about you probably now my gaming PC is not even worth a grand it's so outdated now I bought in 2014 so you know a four year old gaming PC I'm pretty sure the graphics card is outdated it's probably an older processor it's probably got everything outdated at this point um yeah so no I certainly do not have any kind of a top-of-the-line PC which is why I don't really rarely do PC gaming just for that reason all right let's see here shout out to another source racks did a 9-month Risa thank you very much Anana source ranks for a nine month re sub I do appreciate to have obviously nine months of support very much appreciated thank you thank you thank you um and he says ugly babies have been conceived and born since I started watching how time flies okay then shoutout to Judy who Sagi who did a 69 bit cheer and said no Phil my name is Judy who soggy because I am a furry and my first sona is a rabbit oh well there you go so actually wait a minute so actually my association of soggy with a rabbit was correct what does it we saw he mean does it mean Rabi I actually have no idea now I'm curious what does the word who saw you mean I want to look this up soggy rabbit it means rabbit I didn't know that I never knew I seriously never knew that okay then um that makes sense I guess right mm-hmm I guess that makes so I I had no clue all these years I never knew that well then so soggy Oh Jimbo literally means like a samurai Ramy mmm who would have thunk who would have thunk that it was that easy okay annette and showed up to yellow topper who cheered again he says I can't believe people take I can't believe people can be so jealous they don't focus on improving their own lives and instead neglect their responsibilities while trolling you huh you know I really want to get into it because certainly I don't understand it I'm not the kind of person who could ever be focused on this kind of negativity like these people are I'm just not I I have to have positive constructive stuff in my life if I don't I feel like there's something missing drastically missing and I feel like there's something wrong I could never just sit and focus and I gotta make fun of this person I'm gonna snicker when they fail and I'm gonna you know I can't do that that's not the kind of person I am I mean I'll be honest just like any other normal human yes i'm i jealous of certain people and people who are successful whenever of course I am of course I'm gonna have jealousy that's a natural human emotion for those who have more than you you're always gonna have that natural kind of jealousy of those who maybe have you know been more successful or things like that but that doesn't mean I turn that into let me now try to ruin that person's life you know what I mean yeah I don't know I don't know what the mentality these people are it's quite frankly I don't understand it myself my brain isn't wired that way to understand it so shout out to Randy to savage who did a 50 bit cheer and said why don't you turn on face cam during shout well because who wants to see my face for an hour nobody you guys already see my face for four hours during the gameplay you don't need to see my ugly mug for another hour that's ridiculous now the truth of the matter is of course I'm doing all kinds of illicit activities behind the camera I'm actually I'm snorting coke um you know I'm dealing drugs as well I'm you know having rampant unprotected sex all these things that aren't allowed on Twitch I'm do you know all these things alright I'm I'm you're committing mass murder behind the camera you know these things you can't see uh on stream that's why I have to hide my face during pre stream I have to get all these things out of my system before I start the actual gameplay because can you imagine if I started doing that during the gameplay it would totally derail the gameplay of course I'm not doing any of those things it's just a joke but what do you mean why would you want to see my face before it's ridiculous why would you want to see my face before I start gameplay I don't understand you're confused me okay shut up - Judy Usagi who did another 31 bitch here and said any plans for Kirby Star Allies also who sakyo Jimbo was the shit and the most badass driver ever well after me um I'm not really I'm not really planning on doing Kirby right now I've got one more week left before new releases that I'm actually really interested in start to hit and yes I could play Kirby this week but instead because the polling was so close between heavy rain and bully scholarship edition I decided to basically do a solid for the viewers and give them what they want I know they want to see bully again so I said you know what just because you guys were so awesome basically was the biggest poll ever the most voting ever um I said I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna do bully for you guys um you know and quite frankly that gets me all out of the situation I having to worry about Nintendo cleaning videos on YouTube and all kinds of other stupid bullshit um I'm not saying the Kirby game won't be good it probably will be most Kirby first-party games are probably good well I'll be it a little bit easy but I'm just really at this point not to super interested in Kirby let's put it that way okay uh-huh okay last but not least Yolo dobbert did a final cheer and said Watts Watts okay what I think he meant to say something full Awful's a full message and he completely hit returned before he was ready by accident so alright folks hmm I think it is now time it's time to begin heavy rain the rain is very heavy he is the rain yes the rain has lots of mass and weight and volume all right let's do it let's begin oh why were we left off and let's see what happens in heavy rain today sounds good again thank you for all your contributions everyone I do appreciate it again if you do really want to help me out in a major way right now you can either tip me during the streams by checking below the stream for that link to do it or if you type exclamation point tip in the stream chat will give you the link where you can do it or you can pledge to my patreon either of those things helped me tremendously and those are funds that I'll get in time to help you with the taxes coming up okay I would appreciate any contributions alright let's do this let's get to heavy
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I nearly died of laughter by reading the lists of phrases :bork:
Someone might create a "random sentence creator" with that Nah, that's stupid.

I wonder when the script/tool will pick up new phrases or if this was all of Phil's linguistic capabilities.

"I don't know" x76. Ahahaha!
 
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Wurstbrot said:
I nearly died of laughter by reading the lists of phrases :bork:
Someone might create a "random sentence creator" with that.
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I'm glad A LOT OF PEEPUL is getting the representation it deserves. Also him shilling his Patreon made it into the list
 
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