DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

He claims to only need glasses for longer distances than indoors. We have no evidence of him wearing them while driving. Or outdoors period.

 

[PoopMagnet]

I am going by what his shitty gay pride shirt that he peddles on Teespring says.

Yeah, his Teespring says one thing, but his Twitch says a whole lot of something else.

 

[NursezillaX]

I don't know if Ramen is a detractor or fan, so not sure if a troll or just being cheeky but, either way, simple trolling like this will always make me laugh 10x more than some tard throwing quarters at Phil trying to trigger him by having Leanna in their username...

 

[Clop]

He likes Call of Duty. He got into Hearthstone at one point. Loves watch'n wrassl'n. It's not outright contrarian dismissal. There's a metric for determining what deserves dismissal based on how difficult it is for Phil to understand.

When Phil played Hearthstone, he spent an obscene amount of money to get cards (so he completely ruined any progressive streaming he could've done) and constantly got handheld by the chat and blaming them because the stream and the chat aren't in sync.

If that game wasn't hard for Phil to understand, he sure made it seem otherwise. He couldn't even read the cards and then whined afterwards that they did effects that were clearly written on them.

 

[PoopMagnet]

I don't know if Ramen is a detractor or fan, so not sure if a troll or just being cheeky but, either way, simple trolling like this will always make me laugh 10x more than some tard throwing quarters at Phil trying to trigger him by having Leanna in their username...

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Lol... Drake prob does listen to his own music; a lot of musicians do, it's called qc'ing your work. So then the answer is, yes Phil should watch his own videos.

 

[Forbidden Math]

From his forum.

"My glasses are for long distance vision. My television is less than 6 feet from my face. Wearing glasses indoors does nothing whatsoever to improve my vision. Question answered."

I call bullshit just based on how he plays and reacts to things on screen. I bet he hasn't had an eye check in ages and if he did I would bet even more they'd tell him he needs to wear glasses for the range he's playing at.

 

[Schmeckel]

Anonymouse thinks that WWE professionals would actually want to stream with Phil

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/to...-scott-play-fortnite-w-twitch-streamer-ninja/

http://archive.is/wQBux

I know that the WWE stars do a lot of Make-A-Wish stuff, but even they wouldn't grant this wish for the Phil if it meant saving the house.

 

[Drip Feed]

When Phil played Hearthstone, he spent an obscene amount of money to get cards (so he completely ruined any progressive streaming he could've done) and constantly got handheld by the chat and blaming them because the stream and the chat aren't in sync.

If that game wasn't hard for Phil to understand, he sure made it seem otherwise. He couldn't even read the cards and then whined afterwards that they did effects that were clearly written on them.

That one liner that got me the most, "you win if you have the best cards" proceeds to lose all games, base pirate card decks from vanilla still have a 90% win rate iirc and you can earn all but 2-3 cards playing for a bit learning the card interactions.

Phil dont have the brain cells to sit down and learn whats punishable and what counters what, its the same reason he mains geif and command grabs, he dont have the mental capability.

 

[DudeAbides]

3:54 Sounds almost like dsp

Wasn't he removed because of the GTA 6 deal where he for over a year kept claiming he had the game in silly videos ? That he was using it to drive views lol.

 

[Dragoonism]

He claims to only need glasses for longer distances than indoors. We have no evidence of him wearing them while driving. Or outdoors period.

Never seen him have them on in any of his outdoor vlogs!

 

[Freshtodeath]

Forgive me if this is late

 

[Dragoonism]

Wasn't he removed because of the GTA 6 deal where he for over a year kept claiming he had the game in silly videos ? That he was using it to drive views lol.

Yeah, while doing a DSP and fill the video with ads and other stuff...

 

[neger psykolog]

From his forum.

"My glasses are for long distance vision. My television is less than 6 feet from my face. Wearing glasses indoors does nothing whatsoever to improve my vision. Question answered."

I'd say that's the stupidest thing I've ever read but this is DSP so it barely even rates among the stupid things he says on a daily basis.

I still have no idea how this guy has beaten natural selection for so long.

 

[ANDS!]

I do not know what is worse the fact his double chin almost takes over his psychical chin or that fucking hair, like what autistic mofo wears hair like that.
On the other hand there is a guy clutching so tightly to his fleeting age that he looks a mess come on man, that hairline is receding faster than a stream in a drought. As for king of retro FML, just no you stuck by the monicur King of Hate for a 10 year legacy Philip - how about you die by that sword.

If you are reading horse-face super glad Phil took you out to some regions of Washington as he literally burnt away money that could go towards taxes.

. . .you sound REALLY thirsty.

That one liner that got me the most, "you win if you have the best cards" proceeds to lose all games, base pirate card decks from vanilla still have a 90% win rate iirc and you can earn all but 2-3 cards playing for a bit learning the card interactions.

Phil dont have the brain cells to sit down and learn whats punishable and what counters what, its the same reason he mains geif and command grabs, he dont have the mental capability.

There aren't any decks in HS that are anywhere near a 90% winrate. I will agree that he didn't spend the time to learn the ins-and-outs of a game that is insanely streamable, but his comment about HS being P2W aren't untrue. No one rocking only a standard deck (let alone a pirate deck post-Kobolds) is reaching anywhere near the top of the ladders.

 

[gobbogobb]

Totally unqualified opinion: he’s lost significant fine motor function. He sees fine but his fingers can’t react in a timely fashion to play any twitchy game.

Source: I’m getting old and suck at shooters now.

Edit for hearthstone sperging: he could play meme decks and get easy money. He’d have to learn to play the game though. Reading is hard.

 

[Kona]

Totally unqualified opinion: he’s lost significant fine motor function. He sees fine but his fingers can’t react in a timely fashion to play any twitchy game.

Source: I’m getting old and suck at shooters now.

He's been playing COD:WWII constantly lately, and at this point I believe he can place top three of his team pretty consistently. This doesn't stop the mountain of complaints when he DOES die, of course, but he can play the game.

 

[Near]

I'd say that's the stupidest thing I've ever read but this is DSP so it barely even rates among the stupid things he says on a daily basis.

I still have no idea how this guy has beaten natural selection for so long.

All it apparently takes is to get semi-famous once. And stay around long enough that streamer culture can sustain you.

 

[neger psykolog]

Totally unqualified opinion: he’s lost significant fine motor function. He sees fine but his fingers can’t react in a timely fashion to play any twitchy game.

Source: I’m getting old and suck at shooters now.

Edit for hearthstone sperging: he could play meme decks and get easy money. He’d have to learn to play the game though. Reading is hard.

Well it doesn't help that he never exercises or does anything besides playing video games and watching TV.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I call bullshit just based on how he plays and reacts to things on screen. I bet he hasn't had an eye check in ages and if he did I would bet even more they'd tell him he needs to wear glasses for the range he's playing at.

Agreed. He watched for a duration of 10 years, nearly the whole day and nearly every day on screens. On top of that, long and daily periods over years of playing games fucks with focusing, unless he trains eye focus from time to time (yeah, I had this problem. This is a real thing). Also eyesight gets weaker with age. So yes, he should visit an optician.

Well it doesn't help that he never exercises or does anything besides playing video games and watching TV.

But he trains his hand, by playing games until it's red and swollen. All muscles.

 

[samovski]

Dear god, please, just this once. Grant my wish and make DSP talk shit to Idubbbz.

I want this so badly.