DSP Prestream Transcriptions

[neger psykolog]

that's ridiculous now the truth of the matter is of course I'm doing all kinds of illicit activities behind the camera I'm actually I'm snorting coke um you know I'm dealing drugs as well I'm you know having rampant unprotected sex all these things that aren't allowed on Twitch I'm do you know all these things alright I'm I'm you're committing mass murder behind the camera you know these things you can't see uh on stream that's why I have to hide my face during pre stream I have to get all these things out of my system before I start the actual gameplay because can you imagine if I started doing that during the gameplay it would totally derail the gameplay of course

675 word description of stirring the sauce:

it was actually early October the last time when I made a pot of my homemade Italian sauce here's my family recipe that's been passed down at least from my grandmother to my mother and out to me and I love making this because number one it's absolutely delicious okay it's mouth-watering you know tastes much better than any store-bought sauce that I bought um number two because it ends up providing for many meals I end up usually getting around six containers of sauce out of it when I make it so not only will I be eating today I'll have six other meals in the future all delicious sauce and think all the things you can make with sauce right you can make pasta you can make grinders with sausage or or meatballs or whatever really good and the other cool thing about it is that guess what it makes the whole house smell amazing all day long today my entire house will smell like delicious pasta sauce you'll see roasted garlic and delicious simmering onions oh you know me freshly hand made meatballs all these things that I'm just made this morning all being made in my kitchen right now slow simmering okay so that's the good news the bad news is that sadly this means every about half an hour or so I have to take a short break not that it's a huge deal because what I do is I go downstairs I stir the sauce I make sure everything's good make sure the meatballs didn't stick to the plot because that creates burning and then every other time that I do this I usually add additional seasonings you know all kinds of things I add garlic salt onion salt basil oregano um every once in a while a little bit of pepper or sugar or something stuff like that you know some tasting seasoning over the course of the day the sauce has to simmer for five hours so far it's been simmering for 30 minutes so it's got another four and a half hours that it needs to simmer before it's ready for me to serve for dinner tonight um so that means it's perfect cuz I have time to play call of duty but as I just mentioned I will have to take frequent breaks about every twenty to thirty minutes now the good news here is because I'm playing call of duty guess what it will not really interfere with the stream that much because as you know Call of Duty matches you know typically lasts what ten minutes each for like a team deathmatch or a Kill Confirmed you know war lasts a little longer I'd say war can last anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes depending on how long the match actually goes and how close the match is okay um so I'll be keeping my eye on the clock today and between you know maybe like I said two three matches probably head downstairs and stir and season the sauce until it's done okay so that's why it's both a salty and a saucy Saturday pretty cool I'm excited I haven't had the sauce in so long I really am dying for it because I've been having store made shitty sauce and it's like every time you taste a UH it literally tastes like you're eating a can of tomato paste most of the time when you're eating store made sauce it really is it seriously just not the same as you know hand grinding Italian tomatoes and seasoning yourself you know it's very different so alright so that's the deal for today folks multiplayer all day long I'll be taking breaks during the call of duty stream in order to stir and season the sauce that's the deal okay

 

[JackDavis]

Times he said:
Fun = 82
Taxes/Tax = 145
Money = 96

Makes you think what the real reason he plays games is

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

NP you are doing god's work.

 

[neger psykolog]

The DSP prestream transcription thread has already proven itself far better than most of the DSP resources:

Explanation of tax attorney:
8 March 2018:

she's gonna be starting her job soon and it's like all these great positives coming together now imagine of all that has to end because now I have to sell my house because this motherfucker back in Connecticut literally fucked me over and I have no recourse I can't sue the guy cuz I have no money so how do I sue the guy for what he did wrong I can't you know um this whole situation sucks and I love doing what I do for a living I absolutely do I want to be able to keep doing it I don't see why I should have to completely change my life because of the actions of one asshole who was completely irresponsible and screwed me over why would I have to you know what I mean I know we could get through it we've gotten through things like this before but I do need your support

I trusted this guy he'd always been straight with me he'd always done a good job all right he screwed me you know he really did three years of three and a half years of taxes that I was supposed to be gradually paying which I would have been able to pay slowly if I known I owed them mom that instead you know now I'm completely screwed I've probably thousands of dollars I'm assuming it's gonna be like five grand or more then I'm gonna at least on these back taxes plus whatever the interest plus late fees whatever

9 March 2018:

why am i nervous because coming up in April I have three giant tax payments that are due the first is back taxes for the state of Washington which are really not my fault whatsoever I had a tax attorney who I paid thousands of dollars a year to handle my taxes and he screwed me over and didn't do his job and now I owe two and a half years of back taxes then I don't have the money for okay and these are gonna start coming due in April now in addition to that I now have a tax payment for the the federal government for the year of 2017 that I'm gonna owe in mid-april because I made some extra money last year to help me with the taxes situation I had in January that was still part of the state tax situation um and then I got my first federal payment for 2018 due in April and I don't have money for all this I don't I'm just be real with you guys

10 March 2018:

real talk coming up in April I have three large tax payments due two of them are tax payments that are normal federal tax payments but one is inflated because last year I revealed that I have is big third tax issue going on state taxes that I never knew I owed because of an accountant that screwed me over who i paid thousands of dollars to do my taxes properly and he didn't for three and a half years and so now I owe thousands and thousands of dollars in back taxes fees and interest um all those tax payments are coming through in April and I have some money for it but not all the money I know I'm going to need so right now if you really want to help me with this situation you want to see me continue to be able to do this full-time you'll want me to be able to keep my house

11 March 2018:

so please listen up right now I'm kind of in a pickle a bad one all because of the tax situation that I'm currently in with in a nutshell alright in a nutshell since I moved to the state of Washington in 2014 I had a tax attorney who screwed me over he did not do the proper work and research like he was supposed to he assured me he was doing my taxes correctly and he was not even though I paid him thousands of dollars to do it he did it all wrong and I now owe thousands of dollars of back taxes to the state of Washington now

12 March 2018:

if you are a big fan of mine coming up in the month of April I got some pretty serious business coming up I'm going to have not one not two but three large tax payments did reason being I had an accountant who used to work for me who screwed me over for three and a half years he insisted he was doing my taxes correctly he was not and I was notified in late 2017 that I owed over two and a half years of back taxes to the state of Washington and I also was gonna have to pay a lump sum of taxes for the year of 2017 in January

13 March 2018:

four years ago this tax attorney who I'd been using for years and paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to do my taxes assured me he would keep doing my taxes properly and I didn't know any taxes in this new state of Washington where I was moving that everything was good come to find out he was completely wrong he didn't do his job and he screwed me over he took a paycheck and didn't do his work

Explanations of taxes:
8 March 2018:

we're gonna get to shoutouts here all right coming up in April mm-hmm okay coming up in April I have a pretty serious situation I have not one not two but three few very large tax payments that are gonna begin either begin to be due or due in full in April at least two of them are gonna be doing full one of them I believe it's hopefully gonna be on a payment plan one of them is back taxes for the years of 2014 to 2016 I was supposed to be paying state business taxes here in the state of Washington but my previous tax attorney did a awful job and did not do due diligence to research and find out that I owe these so I've got two and a half years of back taxes that I should have been paying and I would have paid if I had known about them that are now gonna be all old starting in April all right I don't know how much it is I don't know what they're gonna put me on a payment plan which I really hope they fucking do because if they don't I don't have the money for it um in addition to that I have the final remainder payment for my federal taxes of 2017 that's coming due because I made a little bit of extra money at the end of last year because you guys helped me out to pay my 2017 business taxes that came out of nowhere because again I didn't know that I owe to them so because I made extra money at the end of the year now iox tree taxes so I have to pay that in April and then my first estimated tax payment for 2018 is also due at the end of April so I've got three giant tax bills all coming up I don't have the money for them I have some money but I don't have nearly enough money to pay all these bills all because they're all coming up at once all right it's a shitty situation now if I can't pay these it's very simple what happens um whatever I don't pay ends up becoming overdue fees and interest start accumulate all right hopefully what I'm hoping is over the course of this year things continue to go as well as they're going right we've got a bunch of new releases now coming up shortly so I get the feeling we're gonna see increase where people will be showing up to watch stuff more people will be contributing or it's good we're gonna see a big increase in stuff here on Twitch okay what I'm also hoping which I don't know if is ever gonna happen is that YouTube will pick up again what happened last year was that January in February on YouTube were terrible and then in March April May it picked up I'm hoping that happens again cuz right now it's doing terribly alright YouTube is the worst it's ever been I'm making almost nothing on the videos I'm doing even though my views are good my views on YouTube are good but what I'm making is just abysmal compared to what I used to make on YouTube which is why I need to kind of lean on twitch right now okay so that being said um I need your support right now I need you guys to help me out how can you help there's two ways you can help alright number one if you're watching live on stream you can tip me as I've already described you can click on a link to tip me below the stream or if you use the exclamation point tip command in stream chat you can bring up the link in stream chat by tipping me those funds I get right away and all tips that I get between now and April I'm using 100% to pay taxes okay so whatever you can contribute mmm much appreciated to defray the cost of these taxes that are coming up alright that's number one number two if you're watching this on demand on youtube and you're like well you know I'm not on slide for you I can't tip you pledged to my patreon which I've already mentioned patreon.com forward slash darkside fill any contributions you pledge to my patreon between now and the end of March I also get in time for the tax situation so either tipping or patreon are the two big ways you can help me right now alright and I definitely need your help because I don't know what's gonna happen if I can't raise enough funds to pay these taxes in April now you've got fees and back taxes and everything that's gonna be accumulating really badly by the end of the year if I'm in a bad tax position chances are I got to sell my house which I don't want to do I'm gonna go in here where I earned this house to hardware you know my girlfriend just moved in in the month of February we're starting an awesome life together you know she we actually finally are just wrapping up all the things that we needed to do like getting her license and insurance and health insurance and she's gonna be starting her job soon and it's like all these great positives coming together now imagine of all that has to end because now I have to sell my house because this motherfucker back in Connecticut literally fucked me over and I have no recourse I can't sue the guy cuz I have no money so how do I sue the guy for what he did wrong I can't you know um this whole situation sucks and I love doing what I do for a living I absolutely do I want to be able to keep doing it I don't see why I should have to completely change my life because of the actions of one asshole who was completely irresponsible and screwed me over why would I have to you know what I mean I know we could get through it we've gotten through things like this before but I do need your support

9 March 2018:

um last but not least folks before we get to shout outs coming up in April no lies this is very serious talk that's why I talk about it on every stream now I'm nervous about my future of being able to do this for a living and being able to stay in my house why am i nervous because coming up in April I have three giant tax payments that are due the first is back taxes for the state of Washington which are really not my fault whatsoever I had a tax attorney who I paid thousands of dollars a year to handle my taxes and he screwed me over and didn't do his job and now I owe two and a half years of back taxes then I don't have the money for okay and these are gonna start coming due in April now in addition to that I now have a tax payment for the the federal government for the year of 2017 that I'm gonna owe in mid-april because I made some extra money last year to help me with the taxes situation I had in January that was still part of the state tax situation um and then I got my first federal payment for 2018 due in April and I don't have money for all this I don't I'm just be real with you guys I have some I like meanie a couple thousand dollars saved up because I have some excess money from January from you guys being so supportive at the end of December but the problem here is YouTube's been down January and February YouTube's been absolutely terrible so if YouTube were good then I'd have oh wow here's all this extra money to pay the taxes YouTube has been absolutely god-awful for two straight months so even though I've been doing good on Twitch it's basically just negating the the bad stuff on YouTube and it's just enough to pay my bills so you know I don't have it I don't know what's gonna happen in April if I don't have this money what's your end up happening is if I can't pay fees interest all kinds of penalties that are gonna be levied against me and then they're gonna expect me to somehow pay in the future so hopefully you know God please God knock on wood hopefully things go well this year and keep going as well as they have so hopefully at some point this year I'll make enough money to be able to pay these taxes alright absolute worst-case scenario if I can't pay these taxes in April and then I can't pay them in June when the next tax payments due and then I can't you know what I mean if I still keep paying them I'm gonna have to sell my house and move which I don't want to do you know my girlfriend just moved in with me we're having a great life together we're getting settled in we're getting into a routine now you know pretty soon she's gonna start driving everywhere and and she's about to start off her job which she just transferred to here and everything's going good on our end the streams are better than ever you guys have been telling me it was amazing positive feedback you love what I'm doing here you just want to keep it going I want that too and this sucks that I'm in a position now there's nothing real I can do I don't think that could sell there's nothing I could do to fix this situation I'm screwed over because of one irresponsible asshole in Connecticut screwed me over and now I'm in a position where I don't know what to do um it sucks

10 March 2018:

okay all right last but not least folks I need your help right now just real talk coming up in April I have three large tax payments due two of them are tax payments that are normal federal tax payments but one is inflated because last year I revealed that I have is big third tax issue going on state taxes that I never knew I owed because of an accountant that screwed me over who i paid thousands of dollars to do my taxes properly and he didn't for three and a half years and so now I owe thousands and thousands of dollars in back taxes fees and interest um all those tax payments are coming through in April and I have some money for it but not all the money I know I'm going to need so right now if you really want to help me with this situation you want to see me continue to be able to do this full-time you'll want me to be able to keep my house which is a major concern for me this year I may have to sell and move from my house if I can't find a way to handle these taxes by the end of this year um there's two ways you can help number one pledge to my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside Ville or if you're here live on the stream the best way you can contribute is tipping me how do you tip well look below the stream if you're watching on a desktop computer you'll see the grid of information like links to websites links to the rules of the stream and all of that there's a section there for tips and if you click on it it'll take you to my tips page okay where you can leave a tip either anonymously or with a message or if you're in the stream chat on a mobile device if you type in exclamation point tip it'll bring up the tips command boom you'll get a link and they'll take you to the tips page as well um the reason the tips are very important for me right now I get that money right away so any tips that you guys contribute between now and and you know the whole month of April when I'm gonna have these three tax payments do anything you tip go straight to that and basically allows me to keep doing what I'm doing to keep my house I'm really concerned and nervous about this because if I don't keep paid all these taxes in April now we got more fees more interest and it's just gonna keep accruing and getting worse and worse and if by the end of the year my taxes aren't paid off I'm eight like I said I may have to sell my house and use the equity in my house to pay off these back taxes which would suck because it's not my fault it's the fault of a scumbag from Connecticut who didn't do his fucking job um who I paid thousands of dollars over the years he was negligent but you know I guess that's life you know you get screwed over by people you trust I mean it's only happened to me four million times so I wouldn't be surprised if it happens again

11 March 2018:

I obviously keep you guys in the know about how we're doing with them alright number two and this is a really important guys so please listen up right now I'm kind of in a pickle a bad one all because of the tax situation that I'm currently in with in a nutshell alright in a nutshell since I moved to the state of Washington in 2014 I had a tax attorney who screwed me over he did not do the proper work and research like he was supposed to he assured me he was doing my taxes correctly and he was not even though I paid him thousands of dollars to do it he did it all wrong and I now owe thousands of dollars of back taxes to the state of Washington now not only that but because I had to raise funds at the end of last year in order to pay an initial big balloon payment of taxesthat I didn't know I was gonna owe in January my income went up for last year so now I owe additional federal taxes in additionthe state taxes so it's like tax on top of tax it's not a good situation all rightif these state taxes never existed I would have had more than enough money to afford everything but now I'm kind of in a really bad situation because of all this happening with this this guy that screwed me over all right now how can you help it's very simple all right if you want to allow me to continue to do this free streams every day fun stuff you want to help me out right now there's two ways you could do it you can either pledge to my patreon as I've already mentioned that's the first way you can definitely help or you can tip me during the streams how do you tip me there's two different ways you can either look below my live stream if you're watching on the desktopapplication you can see all kinds of information there's like links to other websites links to my YouTube channels and a section that says tips if you click on that section it takes you to my tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave your name and a message however if you're not on the desktop version you can also type in exclamation point tip into the stream chat and that will bring up the same link where you click on it'll take you to the tips page all right why is patreon and tips right now so important because these are both methods by which you can contribute and I get those things right away meaning whatever you contribute right now via these methods I'm going to be putting towards my taxes in April all right in fact I'm at a point where very shortly I'm going to know what the federal taxes are then I'm gonna owe because my tax attorney just contacted me yesterday and says he has a few quite final questions which I'm gonna answer answer for him tonight I'm gonna be measuring my office and stuff like that because all this stuff fact we believe it the size of your home office factors into your taxes it does so I'll be measuring I'll be doing all this stuff and then getting back to him and so I'm hoping that maybe this week he'll be getting back to me and telling the okay Phil here's what you owe for 2017 taxesthat you still owe by mid-april here's your first estimated payment for 2018 taxes here's what that is so I'm gonna at least have an estimate when it comes to federal taxes of what I owe in April um but anyway you know it's all gonna be doing April it's a not a good situation and I know I'm not gonna money in my current state to do this especially things have been slow and down because of YouTube kind of being shitty these past couple of months so anything you guys can contribute is gonna go directly towards my taxes if you either pledge to my patreon or tip me and I really need the help right now so anything you guys can contribute is very much appreciated and thank you guys for that worst-case scenario if I can't raise enough money for my taxes by April well it looks like what's gonna happen is I'm just gonna have back taxes that I owe which are just gonna accumulate in more fees more interest to the point where if it's unmanageable and I can't pay it by the end of the year well I probably got to sell my house it's really the only way I can I can think of to do it to pay it off and I certainly don't want to do that especially because my girlfriend just moved in with me we're starting a life together things are really good right now um all because the actions of one irresponsible douchebag over in Connecticut makes completely screw me in life uh it's not a good thing it's not a good feel um

12 March 2018:

last but certainly not least folks what I want to mention is very important so please listen up especially if you are a big fan of mine coming up in the month of April I got some pretty serious business coming up I'm going to have not one not two but three large tax payments did reason being I had an accountant who used to work for me who screwed me over for three and a half years he insisted he was doing my taxes correctly he was not and I was notified in late 2017 that I owed over two and a half years of back taxes to the state of Washington and I also was gonna have to pay a lump sum of taxes for the year of 2017 in January you guys rallied and helped me out in December all right you did but that only got me over the hurdle of the initial January payment that I was Oh coming up next month I'm gonna have the back taxes for this situation owed plus I'm gonna have to make a large 2017 federal tax payment because I had a big increase in income at the end of last year when you guys helped me out with that situation I owe more money to the feds now so that's gonna be coming due and they now expect me to come up with the first payment for 2018 all in one month how on earth they think I'm going to pull this money out of my ass when in reality the months of January in February were some of the worst months for me ever cuz YouTube ad revenue was way way way down to the point where it was the two worst months I've ever had on YouTube um I don't know I guess I'm supposed to become like a go rob a bank to pay the federal government III don't know how it's supposed to work because certainly the money that came in went straight to paying my bills and not say I don't have any money I do you know from the money that you guys helped me raise back in December I do have some money saved up but it's not gonna be nearly enough to pay all three of these things at once which they all expect me to pay all right so if you would like to help me out all right and help me get through this tax situation there's two ways you can do it either pledge to my patreon as I've already mentioned alright that's a huge one if you pledge to my patreon this month I will get those funds in early April I'll be able to immediately apply them to the tax situation plus if you pledge to my patreon you'll also of course get perks for what you contribute so it's kind of a way that you get something out of it too right or or you could tip me during the streams how do you tip me well you can either look below my stream here on my twitch page in which you'll see a grouping of information like links to my youtube channels and the like and there's a section that says tips if you click on that it'll take you to the tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave a name and a message if you'd like a shout out on stream um if you're on mobile alright and you don't have access to that you can also just type exclamation point tip into the stream chat and you'll get a link in the stream that you can click on and you can leave a tip as well um the reason tips are so huge and important right now anything you tip me I get immediately I will immediately receive those funds which means they are going to directly to the taxes in April alright so really the only direct way you guys could help me out with in this situation is either pledged to my patreon or tip me cuz I will get all those those funds in time for the tax situation coming up in April alright so please consider especially if you like the daily streams you love the free content I put out on a daily basis you want to see you continue all this year with all the new releases and everything if you like night mail look the quality video that I put out alright and the fact that you know I just started a new life here in Washington with my girlfriend you want me to see me keep my houses here's their real the truth the real talk truth if I can't pay these taxes in April alright which it looks like there's a very good possibility if I don't get help there's no way I'm paying these taxes in April what's gonna happen is now they're gonna become overdue which means there's fees there's interest and it just keeps accruing and building and a building and she's gonna be a rolling problem over the entire course of this year to the point where I can't pay them off by the end of the year I'm screwed and I'm in a situation where more than likely if that's the case by the end of the year if it doesn't look like I'm gonna make enough money to take care of it I'm probably gonna have to sell my house which I don't want to do I've worked my ass off for 10 years to earn this place and I make it off money to afford it the problem is this tax situation oh this guy who screwed me over not doing my taxes properly has snowballed into a mess that I need to somehow find a way to clean up and that's why I'm appealing to you guys for help because I really don't know what else I could possibly do I've done as much as I can to cut the fat as they say I'll cut corners and cut down on costs and everything around here and you know I've done as much as I possibly can I'm at now kind of at my wit's end where I can't fix this or figure this out by the end of the year I have to sell my house I don't want to do that

13 March 2018:

recently I've been trying to keep private stuff private but sadly I gotta bring up some personal stuff now cuz I do need to appeal for your help right now I'm in a bad a bad way financially when it comes to taxes the reason being is because I had a tax attorney who when I moved across the country in 2014 yes well now four years ago this tax attorney who I'd been using for years and paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to do my taxes assured me he would keep doing my taxes properly and I didn't know any taxes in this new state of Washington where I was moving that everything was good come to find out he was completely wrong he didn't do his job and he screwed me over he took a paycheck and didn't do his work um so now I owe three and that well excuse me I did oh three and a half years of back taxes however I did pay 2017 taxes in January so now I owe two and a half years of state back taxes which are gonna become starting to in the month of April in addition I've got federal taxes that are due in April now this normally wouldn't be a problem normally this would be something easy that I can handle problem being my federal taxes have now gone up because last year you guys really helped me in the end of 2017 you rallied okay and supported me to try to get me through that that hurdle of the 2017 state taxes that we're due in January and you did but because of that my income for 2017 went up now I owe more federal taxes that I don't the money for so you're talking rolling tax issues okay it sucks all because this one asshole who screwed me over and I wish that there was something that I could do on top of all this to fix it I can't you know all I could do is be here every day entertain you guys and do my best and hope for the best I have nothing that I can sell I've cut the fat per se I've gotten rid of my cable television gotten rid of expensive cell phone and the house phone I've gotten rid of everything like I'm basically here oh you know living as nearly as I can cut down on all my expenses so that I could you know save as much money as possible and there's nothing else that I can really do at this point um besides you keep trying to entertain you guys and hope for the best

basically whatever is left from 2017 federal taxes that I still have left to pay because I know I'm gonna have thousands of dollars left to pay because I made more money at the end of the year than usual and then the first estimated payment for 2018 federal taxes is all do all at once it's not like oh you could gradually pay these no they're all do it once so very shortly I'm gonna know what these are these amounts because the taxes are being done right now by my new attorney I'm really nervous I mean no lie I know I have some money saved up because I saved some of the money from that you guys you know helped me raise in December that was in excess of what I needed to pay in January plus you know twitch has been up recently but I know for a fact I'm gonna be in a bad way all right just know it now what happens if I don't pay these taxes in April well then you're gonna have fees interest all these things rolling and accruing every single day you know until I I have the chance to pay them and who knows you know maybe things will pick up during the year with all these new releases and I make more money great now I could pay them but the problem is that's not yeah my business is opened early on in the year I always make less money because YouTube is way down earlier in the air later in the year YouTube typically picks up but that's the problem is the federal government doesn't care about that they just expect me to have all the money whenever they want it instead of oh well you had a better of a few better months okay pay more taxes that's not how it works they don't want that um

Talking about the costs involved with taking down videos as well as claiming that any money he spends is "usually on credit and I'm racking up more" (13 March):

the point yet here is for someone who's small potatoes like me I'm just a normal guy like you guys I'm just trying to be against me and pay my bills on a monthly basis I don't have disposable income per se the money that I have is borrowed money you know what I mean whatever you guys give me go directly goes to bills and or taxes or whatever if I spend any money it's usually on credit and I'm racking up more day that's kind of the situation I mean I don't have money to go to a lawyer and say we need to file 47 takedown notices against this channel that every day puts out a negative vlog about me yeah right it would be a complete waste of time it would not do anything productive the bottom line is that YouTube is a system where anyone on the internet could anything the fuck they want for free and get public speaking time on this website completely for free and then the websites own automated algorithms will promote that content that's negative because negative content goes viral because of you know immature drama sko preteen angsty bitches who love that drama and gossip shit they boost it by by their views this algorithm will pull it and put it in the top of YouTube related search results so for example right now I have been on YouTube for 10 years DSP gaming my YouTube channel has been on YouTube for 8 years you know over 5 our 50000 gameplay videos some videos have millions of views on if you search for DSP gaming on YouTube the first thing you'll get no lie is probably about a dozen nasty negative toxic videos about me nah the actual channel you're looking for which makes no sense my channel DSP gaming has gotten more views than any of their videos I have videos that have millions of views which no detractor video has ever received so why doesn't DSP gaming show up first because YouTube's disgusting algorithm focuses on toxic content it just does it's built to do that and people have questioned this and said what the hell is wrong with this

 

[neger psykolog]

• 7 March, 2018 prestream
• Pre-Stream March 7, 2018: Return of Heavy Rain!
• Duration: 51:20
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all right hello everybody hmm hello hello everyone and welcome welcome back today is Wednesday March 7th 2018 and is my day back yesterday was my day off and now ladies gents I will be here every single day for the next seven days Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday and out of all those days six days will be double stream days folks pretty cool right I hope you guys are excited I'm exciting um and the big wide variety of stuff that you're gonna see me streaming in the next few days as well pretty awesome all right so how you guys doing good to see you back thanks for being here on stream today for my return after my day off um big news big stuff going on for those who aren't aware there was a poll running while I was away oh this poll actually was running since Sunday and we received a record number of votes I'm almost positive almost that in the history that I have used Twitter polling I have never received this many votes before okay so that's really cool what that tells me is that you guys and gals are pretty excited that this is my tenth year being a content creator on the internet and then when it comes to more down time stuff like like for example choose between these you know anniversary playthroughs that I could do a second run in you know for downtime before new games come out um people are pretty pumped you know to see what what I'm gonna do and here was the votes first of all here was the voting that what were the games it was Mass Effect 2 renegade femshep run all right um heavy rain now in this case I found out the heavy rains actually on the ps4 so it's that version um Silent Hill 2 which some people still to this day say is one of the best survival horror playthroughs if not the best one I've ever done um and it certainly last but not least bully scholarship edition uh which I once did run through on xbox360 in this case it would be the more upscaled upgraded version available on Xbox one ok so these were the choices and we had over 1600 votes that's a lot I've never had that many people vote on a Twitter poll before over 1600 people voting the the voting was very close oh my god was it close alright so first off it looked actually looked like Mass Effect was gonna be in the lead then Silent Hill 2 took the lead but then after about a day what we saw was a neck-and-neck battle between heavy rain and bully and these two games went at it man they were first they were like three percent apart then two percent then one percent last night when I was like oh man I'm gonna go to sleep but let me let me get the game for tomorrow they were tied mm-hmm they were friggin tied man that was like now how am I gonna figure out what to play tomorrow if this poll ends in a tie right um so at that point I actually did I downloaded bully on my xbox one and then I downloaded heavy rain on my ps4 did I pay $30 like they're trying to charge hell no I got the Detroit become human digital deluxe edition for 70 bucks would you who's Detroit become human which obviously I'll be playing in May and for 10 more books you get heavy rain so that's how I did that so I got it a little bit on the cheaper side there so I got all this ready mm-hmm for you know the big play through today woke up this morning and heavy rain won by less than 1% it actually won by less than 1% of the vote so what a voting it was I want to say thank you to everyone um who did vote I do appreciate that and you know now we're gonna do exactly as a direct result of what you voted for all right now here's the thing for those who never have played heavy rain themselves and for those who have never watched my original playthrough of heavy rain first of all you are missing out now here's the thing I know there's a lot of people they look at my old stuff you know from 2013 or earlier and they say man you know Phil's got a 10-year legacy of videos on YouTube but he only recorded stuff with a camcorder or a camera back then and the quality was really lame and because of that I don't want to watch any of his old stuff because you know the quality was just not on par with what he does today and I don't want to watch you know bad lighting and bad lighting adjust me and the audio sounds like he's in a cave and I'm not watching it that's a shame cuz I do know I have our viewers who are fan longtime fans but they jumped on you know for the second half of 2013 you know 2014 15 16 17 18 over the last five years they jumped on and became big fans of mine but they never watched the classic stuff because of that what I will tell you guys is this even if you really don't enjoy watching you know kind of more guerrilla style playthroughs with not the best audio or visual quality some of the stuff that I did back in the day is by far the best stuff I've ever done my first heavy rain playthrough listen folks I will never do another playthrough heavy rain that will hold a candle to that first one the reason being when you play heavy rain for the first time it's an incredible unique situation you don't know what's going on it's a murder mystery game so you don't know who the murderer is if there's multiple murderers you don't know who's gonna live and who's gonna die and it's actually based directly off of your choices who lives and who dies in the game so you know at any moment someone could die and then the whole plot changes right it's a really unique game but once you know what's happened in the game you know the plot then obviously playing it again it's not gonna be all the same you know what I mean I'm fully aware that playing heavy rain again now in 2018 is going to be a ridiculously different situation than when I originally played the game all the way back in 2010 back when I had an office job and I would come home for a couple hours a day after work and play this game and then I would film a vlog giving you my thoughts and feelings about hot things that happened that night in the game um very different you know now I've already played I know the plot everyone knows the game forever anything is gonna be pretty funny to see if I succeeded the QuickTime events eight years later um and of course my commentary we'll see how that goes yeah I'll do my best to entertain you guys because this is a game that largely opens itself up to you know reactionary or observational commentary and by the way I'm playing this on the PlayStation 4 so this version of the game supposedly has improved visuals maybe we will actually notice stuff in the environment that we couldn't notice in the first playthrough you know we'll see we'll see how things have changed in eight years okay but I'm excited to come back to the game and in particular this is a perfect opportunity for me to replay heavy rain reason being Detroit become human just got a broad release date May 25th 2018 so with only about two months you know maybe a little over two months here until the release of the next game from Quantic Dream this will be the perfect opportunity for us to get reintroduced to their style of gameplay um and I'm pumped you know I'm pumped for it it's gonna be for me two days of just so relaxing fall and you know there's no pressure it's not a new playthrough or anything um I think it's gonna be a lot of fun for all of us okay now that being said if you noticed I just said something I said two days right okay two days why am I saying two days because guess what heavy rain is a very short game for those of you who are not aware the game if you know what you're doing can be beaten within four hours okay if it's your first run in general and honest run of the game usually takes around seven to seven and a half hours but it's not a long game at all you know being near completely narrative based what the game intends for you to do is play through it once all right and then go back and replay it doing different decisions doing different reactions or trying to do better at the QuickTime events maybe you failed at the first time around trying to get the river trophies in the game that's how the game wasn't meant to be you played a game that it's kind of you replay it several times to see all the different scenarios and outcomes that could possibly happen alright now here's the thing um I've already done that I've already went back when this game was new I'd beat it once legit then I went back I returned to it later and I did the alternate choices and alternate plot lines to see what would happen and I got the majority of the trophies of the game that weren't you know incredibly you know annoying they're time-consuming so that being said I'm only doing one run through the game I'm not gonna be doing multiple runs there's no reason to do that um so really if everything goes according to plan and you know we have no technical difficulties and no issues I first see myself finishing up my heavy rain you know anniversary playthrough probably tomorrow so you know today's Wednesday tomorrow's Thursday I'll probably be done with it by the end of tomorrow's main stream okay mmm so that being said I'm still gonna have Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday all those days are basically empty because the next new release that I'm gonna be playing is the remaster of burnout paradise that comes out on the 16th of March the week after that we got sea of thieves and ninokuni - and at the end of the month we got far cry 5 so we've got a significant amount of new content near the end of the month but there's nothing new ones from between now and then um so all that being said I'm not you know what's Phil gonna do after he beats heavy rain well yes well I think what I'm gonna do folks I'm gonna be basically do what I think is right because the voting was so crazy closed off by less than 1% I think once I complete heavy rain I will be starting an anniversary playthrough of bully scholarship edition as well okay now I just want to say this up front okay I just want to say this upfront bully scholarship edition yes I will focus on it for those days when there's nothing new however once new content starts coming out that is gonna take priority and you have to understand that I don't want people to have a misconception that if I'm still playing bully by the time that bird out and then other new games are releasing oh I'm just gonna drop everything and keep playing bully no oh I'm gonna be playing the new games new games always will take priority okay so um that being said yeah that's kind of the plan so today you tomorrow heavy rain oh you know with the intention I'm probably gonna finish it tomorrow and then you know starting on Friday as long as everything goes according to plan bully scholarship edition and that will continue until next week alright so now that we know that now that I've announced this up front all right allow me to explain to you what you can expect every day from now until you know the new games early so today heavy rain on my first stream here four straight hours of Quantic Dream interactive font should be a great stream I hope you guys enjoy it tonight second stream starting around 7:30 p.m. Pacific Time Secret of Mana continuing okay I'm pretty forward to the game at this point I believe I'm roughly half I'm past the halfway point I think I'm almost like say 2/3 in the game but the final end of the game there's a lot of bosses and grinding and stuff so we'll see how that goes but I am getting near the end of the game from what I understand um so tonight another two hours or so Secret of Mana much more laid-back relaxing stream tonight hope you guys will join me for that um tomorrow more heavy rain all right so the tomorrow should be the conclusion of heavy rain on my main stream ok and then tomorrow night doki-doki literature club what on earth some people are like huh well if you want to know why I'm playing that tomorrow night it's because this last Saturday I did an Indies marathon doki-doki literature Club was one of the games picked for the marathon by the patrons however I played it for two and a half hours and didn't get to the interesting part everyone's literally telling me Phil you stopped 15 minutes before the game gets good and I'm like well I played for two and a half straight hours what do you expect right so what I'm gonna do tomorrow night I am gonna take a stream to basically get to the good part of the game and see how I feel now based off of how I feel when we get to the good part of the game which by the way I am completely in the dark I have no idea what the twist is we're gonna find out tomorrow night okay um then I will determine do I want to keep playing this game and finish the playthrough or alright that was the twist that was lame nobody cares I'm not playing this again all right so it all depends it all depends tomorrow night on how things go but I am gonna be doing that tomorrow night you know on purpose because I want to see how things you know how what this twist is after playing for two and a half hours I owe it to myself in my viewers to know what the fuck the twist is in this game all right so then Friday all right Friday will be the premiere of bully's scholarship edition or wrapping up heavy rain and then I'll just switch over to bully scholarship edition one or the other okay and then Friday night will be more Secret of Mana okay so secret Amanda will actually get two sessions this week which is good Saturday will be the return of salty multiplayer Saturdays the main stream on Saturday will be Call of Duty World War two where I will now do a variety you know the last couple times I played I only did team deathmatch this time I'll probably do some Kill Confirmed and definitely some war this time around okay so call duty on the main stream Saturday Saturday night ladies and gentlemen that's right Senate and by the way the Lansky were just turned on his goddamn lawnmower so I'm sure you can hear it sorry Saturday night the return of player unknowns battlegrounds oh yes I know I've not played player in those battlegrounds in a while I've been purposely scaling back on the game so that number one I don't get burnt out on it and number two you guys don't get burnt out on it the last thing I would want is that I play it non-stop and you guys are so fucking bored of the game which I was doing for a while playing it two to three times a week and people were really getting bored of it so now I think I haven't played it in a while and by the way they did patch it again okay hmm they patched it again to change the game again so when I play this on Saturday night we'll see you know how significant these changes are that they've added to the game okay so that's Saturday night then Sunday more bully so then I'll be doing the weekend preview I'll also be doing some patron stuff including IO at least one private Q&A video among maybe others so Sunday only one stream but then Monday I'll return with bully again and then at night probably Monday night maybe Secret of Mana and then we'll play a by ear you know we still got Tuesday Wednesday Thursday of that week and I'll see you know how's things going so I want to make me squeeze in the conclusion of doki-doki literature club more Secret of Mana or maybe more some call of duty or pop G we'll see until the new stuff happens on the 16th I have the flexibility to deal with my schedule however I want you know I can fold in more fit to my own desires um-hmm so there you go let's see what happens moving forward this is gonna be a fun week so just think of the variety heavy rain Secret of Mana doki doki literature club bully call of duty and pub g all coming this week and that's just by the weekend haha that's a crazy amount of variety so I hope you guys are excited for it I hope to see you guys around the streams and by the way in particular I hope for those of you who maybe have not been around recently because you weren't too interested in the stuff that was going on hopefully now you guys will consider subscribing to the channel being that we do have a big subs Drive this month that I will mention in a bit but um alright let us now begin with some discussion of what's been going on here around the streams recently and you know plugs all kinds of updates and stuff some great stuff happening ok all right folks so first of all as I just mentioned we got subscriber goals for the month right now folks we got a big drive ourselves in the month of March if we hit 500 subs by the end of this month which is very doable considering we're about 75 away from that um and we've got all new stuff yeah funny anniversary stuff new games coming out lots of fun stuff in the next you know three weeks there is definitely doable all right I'll be bringing back the patrons Choice playthrough where you will pick a downtime game for me to play in between new releases previous titles included such games as Super Mario Sunshine Spyro the Dragon persona Yakuza just among a few I mean we've got a very wide variety of downtown games that have been selected in the past but now it's finally time because right now I finished up all the patrons choice stuff I would like to do another one for sure so we hit 500 subs this month that's a lot okay if we buy some crazy stretched chance and by the way I do believe this is a stretch goal by any means we hit 550 subscribers in the month of March alright and I'll be doing a Regis on if you don't know what that means it means I will be playing a marathon of games to cause me rage games that are incredibly difficult like Super Meat Boy or I want to be the guy games that have already been annoying this fuck in the past like Scarface a game that maybe people wanted me to see forever and I know I'm gonna do terrible at that's why I don't wanna bother playing it like Street Fighter 5 all these things are possible ok they're all possible but if you want to see it happen you've got to subscribe and you gotta motivate others to subscribe gotta get 550 subs this by the end of this month ok so those are our sub goals we push you towards those over the course of the month please let everyone know about them when I'm and I cannot be talking about them I appreciate it okay mm-hmm that's number one um number two fYI we have new animations on the stream some have been in effect for a week or two but when we have a brand new tips animation as well so I do want to give a huge special thanks to pop ciccolo who designed all these new animations for the stream you'll keep things fresh and new obviously for the coming weeks especially with all the new releases it's always good to have something new added in there okay okay um number three we have a new emote for subscribers in the chat if you guys aren't aware it's the wrong to emo we already had a wrong emo but the problem was the text was so small and even me my eye was so small you really seeing um so Nick who designed the first emo the wrong emo redesigned it so that now it's a lot more visible um the only version I would say that's not very good is this is the smallest resolution but the smallest resolution of the old wrong email also sucked I mean then you could do about it you know it's too small um but it's good so that replaces the old wrong email we have a new wrong emo I'm looking people use it right now in the stream chat and it's really good it looks good to me so thank you thank you to a Nick for redesigning his own email and making it a little bit better okay so FYI for those who are selves you can start using that immediately okay immediately okay well anything else I don't really have much else to talk about I think I just want to start with get the plug segment out of the way and then we'll do shoutouts for those who have cheered so obtain tipped over yesterday when I wasn't even here and of course this morning um and then we'll get started we're just set up and start here with heavy rain I think you guys will be excited right okay so let's do some quick plugs first of all folks I do want to say thank you guys very much for all of your support watching the streams watching the videos on YouTube much appreciated in particular my streams have had higher attendance in general more followers than ever before streaming has been really good to me recently okay but that being said if you would like to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or video watch it and you'd like to directly aid in the efforts of my being able to continue to do this you know as a job full-time and bring you free flow at gaming content on a daily basis there are several ways by which you can contribute and help out first of which being patreon you check this out over at patreon.com forward slash star site fill where your monthly pledges to my patreon campaign directly aid me in the cost of operating and running this business for example cost of Internet cost of electricity cost of games cost of equipment you know I just had to buy Detroit become humans digital deluxe edition 70 bucks plus tax in order to get heavy rain so I can play that today so all the time big expenses popping up your pledges to my patreon allow me to defray that cost basically I write makes a lot more manageable but the cool thing is that when you push in my patreon you get something back it's not just about oh I just I just pledged that's it no you get stuff for your pledges for example getting text or verbal thank-yous in my videos getting premium forum access and being able to nominate and vote on games for special events getting your questions answered on my bimonthly Q&A show ask the king or even get the best perk in my opinion a private Q&A video by which you submit questions to me and I will answer them in a private you know 15 to 25 minute long video depending on what you actually ask me um and that video is for you to do whatever you want with you can keep it for yourself you can share it with your friends um it's really cool and some people like this perks so much they've redone it month after month because they want to have more and more because they're so good okay so that being said please check it out patreon.com forward slash darkside field will give you all the details in particular first of all in the past week there's been a few new pledge ease I have noticed if contributed so thank you to those who have contributed to my patreon in the past week I appreciate that and in addition to that um as you guys know you know coming up in April I have a pretty serious tax situation going on right now where I'm gonna oh three giant tax payments to to the IRS and one to the state of Washington um I honestly have some money but I don't have a of money to cover what all these payments are gonna be I just know it so I'm trying to raise as much fun as possible between now and then so I can pay these and avoid having back taxes you know interest accrued fees and all that kind of stuff that would basically kill me um I really love do what I do for a living I wouldn't be in this situation I'm in right now if it weren't for an irresponsible tax attorney who screwed me over for a course of three and a half years when I lived here and I didn't know I owed these these state taxes it's his fault 100% and it sucks because I have no recourse I can't sue the guy there's nothing I could do about it I just gotta try to pay the money as much as I can so now I'm in this tax situation it's like son of a bitch so if you pledge to my patreon this one anything you pledge can directly go towards that because I'll get that those funds in time for that so I do appreciate anyone who maybe maybe you watch these videos on YouTube so you're not on the streams or whatever man how can I contribute I'm not I'm not on the streams to do anything like tip or whatever well you can contribute to my patreon that directly helps me okay so please consider pledging to my patreon it helps out big-time okay number two folks there's mighty spring shop and have you been seeing on this pre-roll pre stream we have all new merch including designs that's a spoof of the Red Dead Redemption logo we've got a spoof off the Sonic the Hedgehog logo and we've got a new zombie killer designed art um by it made by two gentlemen one called azor studios and the other insomnia attic me really cool stuff you get t-shirts sweatshirts hoodies mugs stickers all kinds of merch I attest to the quality I don't use the lowest quality option I use the higher quality option when I make my shirts FYI on teespring they're not the el cheapo ones i make less money on a sale but hey I want you guys to have a higher-quality t-shirt okay so I love in fact if I had money right now I would probably buy both the Sonic and the Red Dead right now I would buy those but I don't have money for it right now but uh check it out anything that you buy from my teespring shop I make a pretty sizable Commission on and it helps me out directly okay so please consider getting something off the teespring shop and if you happen to and you like it please a picture of it on social media my twitter is at they call me DSP I'd be more than happy to share that with my over 25,000 Twitter followers okay alright last but not least ladies and gentlemen all right last but not least for those who are here live on the stream today and you want to get in on the action you want to get a shout out right during the stream because you're hyped about what's going on you can either cheer with bits subscribe to the channel or tip me and if you do any of those things I will give you a horrible shout out during the course of the stream now one thing I will say keep in mind heavy rain incredibly quick time heavy gain most of the difficult parts of the game are QuickTime events it's going to be very difficult for me to be giving you shoutouts when I have to react to a fast QuickTime event all right but I'll be more than happy between the QuickTime events during the times where I'm actually controlling the action and you know investigating and doing things I mean very happy to give you shoutouts during those time periods okay in addition if you cheer 50 bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and then you click on the share button afterward or if you tip me five dollars or more you're gonna see one of those awesome animations that pops eccolo created that I mentioned earlier so you're gonna get build a visual recognition for your contributions plus you're gonna get a shout-out for me so visual and verbal thank yous for anything that you contribute at those levels all right pretty cool so yes folks OH should be great now couple quick rules I'll understand that shout outs are at my discretion meaning if someone's leaving troll ish messages if someone's spamming paragraphs that have nothing whatsoever to do with the game and just trying to distract or derail No then I honestly don't have to do the shout out and I do leave it at my discretion what I do and don't read keep in mind some people try to get me to say stuff and stuff that gets everyone in trouble no all right not gonna happen wouldn't be very you know discretionary and what I read out so just to let you know and of course please guys keep your whatever your messages are you want me to give you a shout out for please keep them as concise as possible do not be verbose and telling a 14 sentence story that you into two sentences we are this is not story time this is game time and although I do love interacting with you guys I don't want the entirety of the stream to be derailed because you know we had a achiever who got a little overzealous alright so there you go um thank you very much I appreciate you guys being here for my second run playthrough all right um of every rain I mean act honestly it really isn't a second run this is more like a third because if you guys remember after I beat heavy rain originally I did go back to it later on and I did the alternate choices to see gee what would happen if I chose this instead or if this person died at this point what would happen later when that person had shown up in a scene right so I guess we'll find out um I guess we'll see what happens in the game well you know this time around could be pretty interesting to see my reactions eight years later because this game came out in 2010 so eight years later what will i commentate on what will I say in reaction to the things going on at the game right how will I do well I feel the QuickTime events er well I do good enough that I actually you know get the best ending or I don't know I don't know how this is gonna go we're gonna find out well I get some of the scenes I missed for example Thursday apparently a shower scene and a love scene and I know for a fact my first playthrough I completely missed out on I think the shower scene so well I get it I don't know I guess we'll find out I'm pretty excited alright I'm pretty excited to see how this goes I hope you are too alright everyone um I'll try think if there's anything else I have to mention no I think we're gonna get right to shoutouts now okay so first of all going all the way down here I want to give a special shout-out thank you to those who actually cheered oh subs or tips when I had my day off yesterday was my day off where you know I was doing errands and spending time with my girlfriend Kat and I did not stream at all however some of you guys some of you guys kept me in your thoughts so thank you to your people and let me give you a shout out right now first of all was infinite 55 to 35 bitch here then he did a 40 bitch here and then you get a hundred bitch here game master is a log that a 25 bitch here I'm not a source regular 225 bit cheer Tina Molitor did a 50 bit cheer m'kay all Hijaz apologies if I did not pronounce your name correctly subscribe to the channel thank you for the sub leading Morag that a 50 bitch here and Cedella to the 50 bitch here said I'm actually excited because this is one of the best places you've ever done you're gonna play oh my god excuse me you're gonna play it again this game has a lot of feels he's of course talking about the heavy rain playthrough so awesome and thank you guys again for your support now moving on to those who contributed during the stream today as it went live we had gook I blue who subscribe to the channel for the third month in a row thank you go Chi blue for the sub appreciate that anon asaurus rex to the 25 inch ears and russia's hack to the voting there you go that's why we have heavy rain is the winner Joon GU gu to the 25 inch ears and you should turn off music for monetization because YouTube's copyright system I'm not sure what you're talking about you're talking about heavy rain um heavy rain oh no I don't think I ever had an issue with the music of heavy rain I don't think the soundtrack is owned by exclusively by the the Quantic Dream it's not like they had a licensed soundtrack of all the music that they paid the license or anything so no I don't need to turn the soundtrack off well maybe you're not talking about that okay so the next cheers from an honest horris rex and he says are you gonna turn off the music and burnout paradise is one of the best soundtracks so there you go maybe I guess you people are talking about when I play burnout paradise um yeah if bernal paradise has a licensed soundtrack sadly I think I'm gonna have to turn it off in fact I should bring this up so as you guys know I just recently replayed and finished grand theft auto san andreas HD on ps4 on the player ran almost 200 parts it was 179 I believe no it 181 I think um and I had the music muted in the car the whole time however during certain cutscenes music played in the background no exaggeration every single one of those cutscenes got claimed every single one got claimed on YouTube so every time a piece of copyright music played at my same andreas playthrough this past two weeks I got clean by it I got made no money on that part um YouTube just doesn't allow any music and videos anymore so yeah it looks like I'm gonna have to mute it or else the whole player would be a complete waste of my time on you you know what I mean again folks let me put it this way in the future moving forward if things keep growing the way they are on Twitch if I keep seeing growth more views every stream more followers every stream the participation with cheers subs and tip stays good if everything can stay and you know if twitch can 100% become the income that I depend on I don't have to worry about oh no my making extra YouTube money or whatever then I won't care and eventually hopefully one day that will be the case and I'll say goodbye YouTube I don't care about any money I make on you anymore and I'll just leave music enable and if I get copyright clinged or whatever I common Aidid over there who gives a shit sadly that is not the part okay it's not the case I don't mean to say the part it's not the case um at all right now I am very heavily dependent still on youtube income in fact I'd say probably YouTube's income is roughly one third of my income every month while twitch is probably about two-thirds um and then I get a little bit you know right now patreon isn't really huge anymore but I get some from patreon and maybe a few bucks from teespring but right now with YouTube being still just a large chunk of my income there's no way that I could just ignore the fact that an entire playthrough would I make no money I can't do that alright um hmm so it is what it is um yeah that's how what I'm gonna do I'm if I do play burnout paradise which I'm planning on doing it looks like I'm gonna have to mute the music sorry guys alright Charlotte to Mackenzie in a lion who cheered and said the first time I saw your videos was fallout 3 the Pitt DLC when was bugged amazing who stuck adding I can't wait for more I remember that because I played the pit DLC as soon as it released on launch night which was like no lie probably got 2 a.m. Eastern Time and when I loaded it it was completely glitched certain areas would not load at all you had big error messages and exclamation points on the walls you basically could play the first third of it but when you finally got to Pittsburgh which is where the main area is for the DLC the whole game would crash and you couldn't progress that was that was pretty bad but in Bethesda defence you know when they had all other DLCs they were much better this was like the first real attempt of Bethesda to have on the fly you know DLCs add them to a game like that and yeah it failed but they did learn from their mistakes they did improve from their mistakes which is also the good things it wasn't like this was something they did over and over know the rest of the DLCs that they have to Fallout 3 were outstanding and they worked right off the bat so there you go that way I remember that but thank you for your long time support McKenzie Zhu Baca cheered and says since you're doing a read-a-thon but you played blood-borne again since you raised against Ludwig normally you would say oh that would make sense but I'm already as I've said a million times I have no idea how you haven't heard this yet I'm already planning on doing a full Redemption run playthrough of blood-borne this summer that playthrough will include the fact that number one I will not grind whatsoever in the game like I did the first time I played it and number two I will be doing the old hunters dlc during the course of the campaign of the game so I'm gonna be doing two drastically different things for my first playthrough and that is happening this summer so no if we do hit a 550 subs goal and a rages on is to take place let's say roughly April or May um no I would not be including blood-borne because that's coming already this summer okay all see sly 47 Adam did 100 each year Thank You Aussie sly for the support goods crazed recent scribe for the 10th month in a row and said let's keep going for a year I can't wait for bully this week yeah neither I remember bully I remember I really enjoyed that game despite the fact that I was terrible at some of the classes in it I really did like that game a lot so okay um all right CV gaming 15 recent scry are actually subscribe to the channel for the first time with switch Prime excuse me cg gaming thank you for the sub I appreciate that oh we got so on Aston Martin who cheered and it's asked me about some random guy on YouTube who I don't know who he is making nasty videos about me claiming I'm doing things against him and he wants to know what's going on it's very simple I don't know alright here's the situation I'm not gonna name any names I don't know I don't care you guys know me I don't give a shit about people talking shit about me I don't give a shit about people making hate videos about me people have done this this is 2012 six straight years that people who I don't know and don't give two fucks about have constantly put out negative content about me I don't care anymore alright the bottom line is it sounds to me like there's some guy another disgruntled guy who probably needs to get some kind of attention on YouTube and he's all upset about life in the world so how do I jump on the bandwagon I'm getting cheap views on YouTube because I can't get attention for myself anymore I'll hate on darkside Phil which everyone else is already fucking done for the past six years way to be pertinent and way to totally be in line with the cool kids but anyway you know I digress I really don't know what's going on in the situation apparently I'm being accused of doing stuff that I didn't do well you guys know what I do every day alright I come out and I stream I stream for you know four hours of gameplay on my first stream usually two to three hours on my second stream plus you know there's pre streams and upload videos and then outside of that I'm spending time with my girl haven't live in life man I don't sighs as I've told you guys many times before I don't sit around on YouTube watching other youtubers I don't sit around on YouTube flagging videos I don't watch other streamers on Twitch and flag their stream I don't do any of that shit I never have and I never will I have a life my free time outside of what I'm live-streaming on things that are video games or live-streaming on purpose because I don't want my entire life to become inundated with so much of this shit okay that I don't like doing it anymore can you imagine if my whole I wake up in the morning games games twitter twitter games games YouTube YouTube twitch twitch games games then I go and I stream for five hours then in between games streaming games games streaming streaming games streaming drama drama drama hey hey YouTube you to twitch twitch and then I get back and I scream for two more hours and then after that before I go to sleep it's twitch twitch YouTube you do drama drama hate hate games games TV streaming I would lose my mind I need a disconnect so when I'm not live-streaming or uploading videos I literally am not paying attention to anything I don't know what videos people make about me I don't care I don't watch can you imagine if I watched every negative video ever made about me I would never have time to fucking do any any Content on my own cuz there's so many of these new Knicks who literally out there all they do is focus on hating on me cuz it gets them attention so no I have no idea what's going on with anyone on YouTube I don't care all I know is I'm here to do my own positive thing that's it I don't I don't focus on the negative and I don't you know I don't dwell on it I'm not gonna sit here and I'm not gonna make a response video to some guy who make drawn videos about me I don't care I don't fucking care so that's the bottom line I don't know what's going on I don't care there's no reason to even address it cuz I don't really understand the situation if someone's out of their mind and completely making shit up and fabricating stuff to say that I did stuff to urge their fanbase to do negative stuff against me let them be in their own little mentally insane world you know I just can't I can't be a part of that crap I got too much going on for me too much positive stuff to be inundated by the negativity of those who are just fucking insane I don't I can't do that I'm not gonna get sucked into the nonsense okay alright shout out to woo bang who did a 400-year he says can't wait for that stiff and awkward love scene it's certainly fire it's the love scene I'm thinking about it's pretty weird it's kind of out of nowhere definitely all right Charlotte you it's Adela we did a hundred bitch here and thank you very much for this for Cedella I appreciate it all right let's see here shout out to Dee Dee Dee 19 who just recent in a row thank you very much dee dee dee 19 um and I appreciate that okay a turtle named Bob 225 inches at home Barris would you be to be a fan of the Owen 16 Cleveland Browns listen sports I really don't care about sports at all anymore but what I could say is this I used to be a huge fan of all the underdog teams the New York Mets not using out the next quest for Denham the New York Jets football team the New York Mets baseball team and what would happen is every year these teams would do pretty good and then completely let me down what a matter and then of course then you have terrible seasons to where they were just suck constantly um I'm certainly I have been a fan of terrible you know terrible teams before it's to the point where I just don't care about it any my I don't care about sports anymore so there you go that's why honest opinion I just don't give a shape okay so all right folks I think that is it I wanna say thank you to everyone who did cheer and subscribe so far on stream I will end with this this is very important okay I already mentioned previously on this pre stream that if you are watching my videos on YouTube in particular and you want to help me out with this upcoming tax situation in April which is very serious because if I can't pay my taxes in April like I said it's just gonna turn into fees interest I'm gonna even more later in the year it's just gonna keep snowballing to the point where if I don't get out of the situation I'm gonna have to sell my house which I don't want to do but it's the only equity I haven't anything is to sell it and use that equity to pay the taxes alright um so if you're watching this on YouTube as a video and you want to support me and watch videos on YouTube please pledge to my patreon but if you are watching my live streams and again you want to help out of the situation so I don't have to be worried constantly about this kind of shit I just focus positively on the fun streams the best thing you could do hmm is to tip me during the stream how do you tip me well if you tip me you've the look will load the stream on if you're watching live on say your computer there's a derivative information it listed right below my stream including links to my websites links to the rules of the stream but then there's also the link this is tips if you click on that it'll take you to my tips page where you can leave an anonymous tip or you can leave it with a message or if you're in the stream chat on a mobile device every once in a while some people will do the exclamation point tip command you could do it your cell and that'll bring up the BAA nightbot so to bring up the link you click directly on that link that just posted in stream chat that'll bring you to the tips page as well all right so why tipping why is this important because tips folks I get right now all right right now and anything I get right now obviously can help me because it'll help me to pay next month when you know the taxes are due I'll be able to pay them with whatever you guys contribute all right so please consider tipping me tipping me is tremendously helpful and will allow me to hopefully pay these taxes coming in April all right sounds good all right oh now actually hold on I got two more shout outs we've got we'll snipe for food just subscribe to the channel thank you very much we'll snipe for food and then we've also got uh anonymous oh wait a minute let me read this again I got an anonymous dollar tip all right and I says you may be wondering why when you get 10 to 12 subs per stream you're so count barely goes up part is because a lot of the subs you read nice Creamery subs and not new ones of the subs don't go up but that's actually not what I've been saying anonymous here's what I've been saying there have been days when I've had no lie alright 20 to 30 or more subscribers alright so now you might say oh some of those re subs you're right and some of them are probably new but then my overall subs go down by 20 or 30 that same day and I hate to say this there was no day in February I know because I was paying attention there was not a single day in the month of February where I got 60 subscribers it didn't happen all right there was no big events in February February was a month when I had a lot of time off because my girlfriend moved in there was no days in February where I had 50 to 60 subs in one day just didn't happen so how is it that I can get 30 subs in one day now but then still lose 20 overall it doesn't make any sense that logically just doing math it doesn't make sense and I really do feel there's been something going on with twitch where people are either unsub against their will like their subbed and they're supposed to be Auto renewed or whatever and it's kicking them out or something's just going on with the cow because I don't understand how that could be how that could be possible um you know it doesn't make any sense to me again it would have been one thing in the month of January there were some days when I had a huge amount of subscribers in one day that is true there were days when there were two or three people who would come in and they were actually gifting subs left and right to people okay then I understand okay but I don't understand I'm usually the month of February where things were slow right there were no new games really and there was no events or anything going on it was all you know how can you tell me that I had 50 to 60 new subs in one day when I never saw that in February bullshit it's bullshit as they like to say a bullshit okay shout out to pissing demon who just reached up to the fifth month in a row and have filled the meals on Instagram I've been looking phenomenal lately well I would say thank you except you're not complimenting me you're complimenting cat you know cats been a really good cook she's been making really amazing food for us this week in particular she's gonna be making a homemade tomato basil soup and we're gonna be pairing that with salads so when she makes that I'll take a picture of it that's her new dish for this week that she'll be doing for the first time so pretty cool all right also shuttle to Scott she'll be our I'm not saying this but someone with a heavy rain sexualised name took me a dollar and said happy press x4 Jason just wondering is this the ps4 version would you ever play beyond 2 souls remastered um the reason that I'm really playing this game is because heavy rain is synonymous with the great and great playthroughs that I've done over the years if you actually take a look at the playthroughs that people hold in high regard and say man this is a playthrough that's outstanding he probably you know of this game Phil probably has one of if not the best playthrough on the Internet um heavy rain is definitely one of those and a lot of people first saw myself and my contact on YouTube through heavy rains playthrough so that's why I'm redoing heavy rain beyond two souls did I like the game yes did I enjoy playing it absolutely do I want to do a second playthrough of it now not really um it was a good game but it certainly wasn't for me you know what I mean it wasn't like oh that's one of the greatest playthroughs I've ever done or anything like that um plus you know it's okay to do heavy rain which is pretty short like I said it's under 8 hours long um so it'll be a fun one for a couple days I don't want to have a Quantic Dream week where all I'm doing is playing Quantic Dream games that'll burn people out especially with Detroit become human coming out in two months the last thing you want is to get someone burnt out on a certain style of game before a new style of game a new game in that style comes out that would be counterproductive alright so no I do not have any plans to play it beyond 2 souls a second time even though it was a good game there you go alright um anything else she's all I think now I may have covered everything we got all the shout outs again thanks to those who just tipped like I said right now in particular the best way to help me is tipping me and you know pledging to my patreon those two things will help me with these taxes in April and yes I will continue to mention this until we're past the taxes in April all right gig the 101 took me a dollar now this is the ps4 version yes this is the brand spanking new ps4 version for those who aren't aware um it was actually just released as a part of it two different packages you could either buy it by itself for 30 bucks which is ridiculous in my opinion you could buy the ps3 version for like five why would you spend 30 to play on ps4 that's just nuts to me but you could either get a bundle of heavy rain and beyond two souls or you could get a bundle of a pre-order of Detroit become human and beyond two souls I got the pre-order bundle so yes this is the ps4 version that I guess is actually going to be better I guess supposedly the visuals have been improved I don't know but it'll be pretty cool to see to be playing on ps4 in particular um so hopefully this is fun for everybody okay sound good alright everyone I'd like to say thank you for being patient during the pre stream thank you for your contributions already it's now time to re-experience heavy rain eight years later let's see what it's like this is gonna be a ton of fun I get the feeling hope you guys are excited I'm excited thank you and let us begin with that's right hmm sounds good alright folks all right let's do this

 

[neger psykolog]

• 5 March, 2018 prestream
• Pre-Stream March 5, 2018: It's a Day of NEW!
• Duration: 56:18
• Wordcount: 11,076

all right what is going on everybody hello hello and welcome welcome welcome to a full day of exciting gameplay streams here live on my twitch channel I am Darkseid Phil and today ladies and gentlemen is Monday March 5th 2018 ladies and gentlemen today is a incredibly eventful momentous day there's a million things going on that I want to talk about on pre stream all new fun interesting stuff and some stuff I want to ask you guys about to get some more info um so let's get started because this pre stream is going to be chock full of fun stuff to talk about I think you guys will really like it so without further ado welcome to the pre stream folks first of all the first thing I'd like to talk about since many of you are seeing it on your screens right now if you are watching this stream on for example a PC you may be noticing that there is a new twitch extension that I am testing today okay you may see something on your screen that's like a blue symbol that says something either about twitch prime or availability of free loop or something of the sort okay um what that is if you're wondering you like what the hell I never seen that before um it is a extension that I installed on my twitch channel last night and what that extension is supposedly supposed to do for you guys the viewers is basically do a service for you number one it's supposed to tell you if you are a twitch prime or subscriber and if you have a twitch Prime subscription available like for example if it expired if you had a 30 day subscription to someone and expired and now you have the ability to give that prime sub to somebody else it should tell you that so that you basically are aware because sometimes people don't realize when those expire I'm one of them like last night um I went on Tolos stream Tolomeo he was playing Metal Gear Solid revengeance and as I just tuned in quickly to see what he was doing I'd say I realized I'm not sold to this guy anymore Oh Mike might put my pitch twitch prime sub had expired so I reached up to him but I was like man you know it would be nice if I'd known when it expired right and there's no way to know so apparently oh yes this uh this pop-up this message this this whatever this is this extension is supposed to tell you when that happens okay so it's like a service to you now also it's supposed to tell you when you have a loop available for example there's certain games that if you're a twitch subscriber or a twitch viewer you can get free lieu I guess for certain games I don't actually know how it works quite honestly um but anyway this is a brand new thing I enabled this as a service to you guys if you think that it's annoying or it's not working like if I get feedback saying this sucks don't do it anymore I can easily disable it but I wanted to turn it on as a service and to you to help you guys out and let me know you know how it works and if you like it or not Oh so that's number one number two ladies the gentlemen as you can see on the screen right now I have a new line of merchandise live on my teespring shop right now and it is great stuff okay we've got many new logos for example there is a red dead DSP spoof logo if you guys remember the old artwork for Red Dead Redemption right it had John Marston holding a gun and now we have a spoof kind of logo of that of me holding a controller and it says DSP gaming in addition to that we've also got a new DSP sonic logo it's the logo from the title screen of Sonic the Hedgehog games but it's me instead of Sonic okay in addition to that we've got a new zombie killer aa design where it's basically me versus a horde of zombies okay basically these designs are really good check them out all right definitely check them out um and if Y I see someone in this room chat talking shit about teespring I don't know why mister dead lifter says that teespring quality is garbage oh that's not true teespring quality is dependent on the quality that the person who makes the shirt picks cuz there's three different qualities or shirts that they sell and it sounds to me like maybe you know someone who was selling shirts on teespring that were the lowest quality Hanes shirts I don't do that I pick the good-quality shirts that are more of a stretchy material they're much better they fit better and they're higher quality material alright so I make less money of stuff that I sell on teespring because I pick a higher quality material shirt FYI just so you guys know um but anyway give it a look and uh you know good quality stuff good quality shirts new designs now I want to say special thank you to two people first of all it was insomnia attic meet who designed the zombie hunter design and it was a sure studios who designed the Red Dead DSP as well as the Sonic kind of spoof logo Keala designs these are pretty damned awesome um I have to admit like I personally put these shirts up last night I want them but I don't necessarily have money to splurge on them right now plus it's not exactly t-shirt season here in Washington so maybe later in the year I'll pick them up for myself to wear on stream um but anyway that being say um very nice designs and I want to say special shout out thank you to those guys for designing these for me by the way it's not just t-shirts I also hoodies women's shirts mugs and stickers all in these new designs and in in addition to what you see here on this promo running on the pre stream there's another color for the red dead DSP it's also like a yellowish orange in the in the logo color and for the sonic design you can get that in many different colors of sure it's not just the blue shirt you can get like a black you can get her I think the red there's different designs you can do that look really good okay yeah so that being said um that being said hopefully you guys will check out my teespring shop since I'm doing the plug now I don't have to do it later but anything you buy for my teespring shop I get a pretty good commission from it helps me out and if you guys order any of this new merch please by all means if you do let me know and when you get it please send me a picture of it so I can share that on my social media with my 25,000 Twitter followers so everyone can see how the quality of this stuff is all right personally I own four different shirts and a sweatshirt from teespring and odd the quality is great so again out you know to the mr. dead lifter in the stream chat who says he's ordered from teespring before and he didn't like the quality I'm telling you the stuff that I make and I've ordered myself is good I don't know if you've ordered lower quality shirts from other people who are trying to basically sell the cheap shirts for a big markup I don't do that okay I'm using the high quality shirt when I sell it so there you go alright ladies and gentlemen another new announcement on pre stream today super duper ultra hyper special thanks to pop ciccolo why ladies and gentleman pops Accola has designed the best animation I've ever had here on the stream I'm not kidding now you might say well I didn't see it yet what is it it's four tips and you will see this animation if someone tips me five dollars or more um moving forward this is the best animation ever it's actually a hybrid of what I had suggested he would make and he did it and it blew me away when I saw I laughed my fucking ass off it's so good it's it's so freakin good and folks content I mean I'm not gonna you know beat around the bush here right now with my impending taxes coming up in April any tips that you let into right now are going to help me greatly towards the effort of paying these taxes in April so if you tip five bucks or more you're gonna see this really amazing new animation from pops eccolo um and it helps me out too okay will you guys see this it's too good I can't wait for someone to do it and for you guys to see it on the stream it's that damn good alright so I'm sure we're gonna be seeing it shortly but anyway let's move on also ladies and gentlemen today if you're not aware today is the beginning of the new twitch Terms of Service yes ladies and gentlemen the new twitch Terms of Service and that means ladies and gentlemen no longer can I do any twitch streams in the nude I know it's terrible no more twitch streams in the nude it's over folks I'm sorry you know the gravy train rolled as long as it could and you guys were throwing me money left and right for my sexy body but sadly as of today I can't do it anymore I can't I can't I'm gonna get banned if I keep doing it so as of today no more no more nudity from me on streams it's just not gonna happen I'm sorry I know you guys have seen my my luscious breasts on many occasions but it's over now okay sorry guys um also it means I can no longer use horrendous hate speech as you know every day usually I get on a soapbox iron so at least 47 or different races but I can't do that anymore um I can't just sit here in bully people constantly as you know I am the bane of 11 year-olds all over the Internet all I do on stream is I sit here and I insult constantly 11 year olds innocent little children on stream this is what I do every day on stream so it looks like I'm gonna have to totally change up my content I'm gonna turn it to a mr. Rogers Bob Ross hybrid streamer so that none of this will get me in trouble all right what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna paint happy little clouds I'm gonna tell you about how to be a good neighbor oh my god unbelievable but anyway in all seriousness there are new twitch terms of service that are going live today and the major changes are number one you have to actually dress appropriately as if you were at work anywhere else so that means sadly all of those streamers who will remain nameless but who like to wear skimpy clothing to get money from horny people are not gonna be able to do that anymore supposedly that's over as of today and I believe that today will be the day when many desperate people will be actually attempting to play video games properly for the first time on Twitch to pay their bills because they never did it before that's number one number two you know a lot of people are gonna have to be paying attention um you know we're gonna have to be paying attention to what the Terms of Service say in regards to things like hate speech and stuff you know again for me not a concern this is that stuff that I do you know that's not the kind of stuff that I want on my streams to begin with it's not stuff I want in my content but there are some people out there who'd like to be controversial and they'd like to just swear constantly on purpose to be overdramatic and or to try to get attention you know over-the-top angry kind of behavior and apparently they're not gonna allow that anymore um on Twitch so I guess we'll see what happens um you know it really it's not about what's in the new rules it's about how they're enforced right so if there's all these new rules and no one enforces them you know what I mean then what's the point on the flip side of that if there's all these new rules and now it's like a super lockdown where everyone gets in trouble for like the super this little thing that could also be really bad so I guess we're all gonna have to see first hand uh you know how does this actually turn out in reality you know is this a good thing for twitch is this a bad thing for twitch how will it affect twitch streamers moving forward we're all gonna find out together but what I can tell you is this I I can certainly believe that today will probably be a day when twitch will receive a record number of reports of twitch misbehavior of you oh this did you hear the first is a report report report I don't even know how they're gonna do their jobs quite frankly like they're gonna be so inundated with excessive reports now because these new Terms of Service I could just imagine so um all right also another thing to talk about if you guys are not aware last night I launched a poll on my Twitter this poll is to determine what game I will be playing on Wednesday since today I am wrapping up my grand theft auto san andreas play through on this stream oh we need a new game right we need a new game to play between this Wednesday and Friday of next week which is the 16th of March when I'll be starting Burnout Paradise is remaster so you know you got about a week to a week and a half there what am I gonna play well people are voting adamantly all right adamantly of what they want to see the games that are in contention are I are Mass Effect 2 renegade femshep run that's number 1 heavy rain number 2 Silent Hill 2 number 3 and bully number 4 the voting was hot and contentious overnight in fact at one point Silent Hill was winning then bully was winning and as of now that I've checked it looks like actually heavy rain is currently in the lead by 3 percent only 3 percent and over a thousand people have voted on the poll that's the most votes I think I've ever gotten on a Twitter poll and the polls not even 24 hours old ok so yes I will be reposting this poll um on my Twitter periodically like I'll probably post it again later today and you know probably tomorrow as well when I'm off so that people can see the poll again and keep voting on it um and then whatever wins this poll will be what I start playing when I come back on Wednesday all right now second um I have a couple things to talk about in regards to this because I need you guys input and I wonder if you guys are aware of you know these things so let me tell you number one apparently in some territories but not all if you preorder Detroit become human right now on PlayStation 4 apparently you get heavy rain on ps4 for free now I personally did not check but while we're here live on pre stream in fact here you go guys hold on hello we're gonna check right now cuz I'm curious if it's this in America in the United States if i preorder detroit do i get heavy rain for free because if everyone wins the poll it's a no-brainer that's what I should do I'm gonna play Detroit becoming human anyway so that's how I should get it right um let's take a quick look let's go to games of pre-orders uh what the hell there's no pre-orders what the hell oh there used to be a pre-order section it's gone there is wool I mean you guys just saw that right it wasn't there and now it is okay anyway pre-orders I don't see it here let's take a look at see all oh good lord they're still releasing fuckin DLC character injustice people are still playing that anyway what crisis on Planet of the Apes VR there's a plane of the eaves VR game coming I don't even know about that um let's see here where the hell is it the persistence never even heard of that you know Cooney I still don't see it we happy fear it is alright let's see what happens well wait a minute there's a digital oh it does we happy few nevermind let's see here no apparently in the United States you don't get it nope it says all you get for pre-ordering is the dynamic theme haha that's Lane so apparently certain territories if you preorder Detroit become I mean you get heavy rain for free not in the United States that's really lame cuz that would have been awesome right I'm just curious so how much does heavy rain cost then says it looks like I may be playing it this week how much does it cost because I don't have it digitally it's still not here heavy rain sound here it is $30 away Oh piss now $30 damn dude are you kidding me $30 for heavy rain the game is eight years old damn daddy's mad expensive that is super expensive Wow anyway that I done just blew me away dude that's insanely expensive I mean is the game doesn't even look better on ps4 maybe I'll be playing it on ps3 because I'm sorry that's really expensive $30 for a ten-year-old or eight-year-old game or whatever get the hell out of here man that's nuts alright anyway I'm glad I check that live with you guys that was interesting so if you are lucky enough to live in one of these territories oh where heavy rain is free if you preorder Detroit take advantage le all right sadly apparently I don't live in one of these territories so fans of mine viewers of mine in the United States we all got the shaft but apparently some people got lucky okay all right um also this month if you guys aren't aware if you're a PS Plus subscriber the free games are going to be Ratchet and Clank and blood-borne however apparently they're not available yet and I checked on PS Plus to see what were the free games is the knack and like a couple other crappy games are the free games so what I'm guessing is it didn't refresh yet for the month I'm not sure exactly what day ah it does refresh well I am gonna be taking advantage of that I am gonna be getting blood-borne as the free for PS Plus game this month because I'm gonna be playing blood-borne again during the summer I already own the old Hunter's DLC I just don't own the game digitally so I'm gonna be getting that off PS plus it's just not available yet I know I think it unlocks sometime this week oh so I'm gonna keep my eyes open for that okay I just got an anonymous dollar tip and they said you have to preorder the digital deluxe version of Detroit to get heavy range for free whatnot wait a minute okay hold on alright hold on try this again let's try this again hold on let's see we're gonna find out again what a pre street this is gonna be today let's search for Detroit fuck there is no digital deluxe version in the United States oh wait yes there is holy crap dude here we go Wow alright wow we're blowing it up two on this stream thank you for whoever did that anonymous dollar tip so if you pay 10 extra dollars okay for the pre-order of Detroit become human you're getting digital artbook a soundtrack but an extra theme and avatars Brissac garbage but you get heavy rain for 10 bucks right so it looks like this should be the version that I should get because I'm gonna be playing on ps4 and I get heavy rain for 10 bucks there you go I think that's what you wish what you should everyone should be doing you know what I mean like if you're interested in heavy rain you want to play heavy rain before the latest Quantic Jean King comes out this is the way you should go about it definitely so awesome thank you and on to the anonymous dollar tip whoever tipped me off on that that was really helpful and by the way my camera is too zoomed in what is going on here hold on it's too much of an extreme closeup there we go that's better I don't know what's going they're so cool thank you very much for the tip everyone who just got a good tip right so there you go I'll be I'll be picking that up probably uh you know later later this week once as long as heavy rain wins the pole I mean there may be a flip because right now like I said we're really only oh my god the new animation the new animation they're days did you guys see did you guys see that oh my god that's the best animation I've ever seen in my life did you guys see it yeah so you guys tip five dollars or more you're gonna see that amazing animation made by popsicle oh that is so good dude that is so freaking good um pretty awesome right pretty awesome um so anyway Thank You pops of Cola for that new and amazing animation hopefully we'll be seeing more of it okay um all right so back to what I was saying um now I'm confused oh that's right back to what I was saying I'm not gonna pre-order that to trick become human yet simply because I don't know what's gonna win this pole the pole is running on my Twitter all week okay um and right now there's only 3% with over a thousand people who voted all right 3% is what like 30 you know what I mean so the pole can go anyway um right now it's all I think bullies at 27% heavy rains at 30 and I believe that silent hill's it like 24 so please vote if you haven't you know just a hundred people could literally change this voting dramatically um and we'll see when I come back on Wednesday we'll see what I'll be playing all right so let's now review quickly folks um the schedule for this week so you guys know what to expect today right now the conclusion of grand theft auto san andreas HD the playthrough I've been doing for about two weeks it's been a lot of fun I hope you guys have enjoyed it I really have enjoyed the game a lot more now that I took the opportunity to play at my own pace to do a lot of the side content and missions that I didn't do the first time around and quite frankly replaying the game with no input delay made it dramatically easier than my first run remember I watched problems I had with the flying everything in my first run I pretty much had no problems with it whatsoever in this run so we because all the controls are not delayed in this version so it's been a much more positive fun experience and now I kind of understand why so many people hold this game up in high regard say it's my favorite GTA or I feel it's the best GTA game it makes sense to me now I like it too okay so we're going to conclude this today on stream there's only like four missions left if I finish early I'll be switching over to Call of Duty World War 2 and later tonight as well my second stream will be Call of Duty World War 2 why because I played this game two times over the last week and I'm whooping major but I am getting to the top of the leaderboards I'm getting kill streaks I'm doing really well and people are very much enjoying my Call of Duty World War 2 gameplay um it seems like just switching the weapons from the bar to the evidence at the STG or whatever has completely changed the game for me and now I am completely woman ass and it's a lot I get hype and I get excited people get excited on the stream to watch you know it becomes a really fun experience and it's been a while since I've actually gotten excited for for you know multiplayer like this before I'm actually really pumped to play Call of Duty today I can't wait to play more of it so I hope you guys will be here for that that's gonna be a lot of fun too okay but tomorrow Tuesday I am off and I know that's not the norm normally I'm here on Tuesday I'm off on Tuesday for a rare occurrence I'm running errands I'm doing grocery shopping etc I'm also getting my hair cut thank God I've not had a haircut in over three months and my hair is long over grown and is bothering me constantly like I'm itching my hand I'm like trying to push the hair out of the way it's driving me nuts so I'm getting a haircut tomorrow thank God I'm on the other thing so I'm off tomorrow okay but again guys please consider uh voting on this poll all right please please please vote on the poll because would you vote this poll excuse me he's good to determine what game I'm playing when I come back on Wednesday so my first gameplay stream on Wednesday will be whatever you voted for and then Wednesday night is going to be the return of Secret of Mana okay Oh Thursday probably again the main stream will be whatever you voted for and then Thursday night I'm thinking of doing a doki-doki literature club stream I know you guys might be saying what yeah I'm actually strongly considering doing a doki-doki literature Club stream because apparently I'm only 15 minutes away from the big twist that makes the game really good and the reason that everyone likes this game so I think I'm gonna do that Thursday night to continue on with that game and see if I like the big twist and see if I wanna continue playing it or not okay then on Friday all the main game will to be determined on you know what game you vote if it's heavy rain I might have already beaten it's every rains not even eight hours long so if I've been at the game I may be on to something else maybe I'll start playing whatever game was second place I don't know we'll see um and then Friday night probably will be more Secret of Mana and then this Saturday will be a full-on multiplayer madness salty Saturday where it's gonna be Call of Duty World War two on my first stream and then my second stream on Saturday will be pub G yes I'll do a weekly session of pub G I know I haven't played it in a long time I'm cutting down on it dramatically because people seem to be getting bored of it but it will return this coming Saturday alright so for those who like my pub gene you're sad I'm not playing pub G every day it's gonna return this coming Saturday alright so just think about how cool this weekend's the conclusion of san andreas right now Call of Duty World War two Secret of Mana a new playthrough that you vote on don't you don't get literature club and pub G this is the crazy variety week like every possible kind of gameplay that you could want RPGs first-person shooters third-person shooters sandbox games like everything you're looking for you're gonna get okay and pretty awesome so thank you guys for your support and I certainly hope do you guys enjoy this week as much as I enjoy playing all this stuff for you all right fair enough all right I think I've covered all the stuff let's do some quick plugs and then let's get to shoutouts cuz some people have been cheering something and tipping here on the pre stream and I want to give you guys credit where credit is due so first of all folks my patreon check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill why is my patreon important and what does it do for you it's important because when you pledge to my patreon you contribute to a monthly drive that I have to basically defray the cost of operating this business including the cost of electricity games internet equipment etc you know think it's happen all the time they pop up and I have to replace equipment I just had to replace a monitor recently all I don't know where and it's this patron funds that allow me to do that but there's so many improvements over the years like my microphone those sound proofing in my office so patreon funds are very important to me all right but the cool thing about it is if you pledge to my patreon you get stuff back it's not just oh here's a donation no it's not like it's a pledge and you earn your sell perks for how much you actually pledge to my patreon on a monthly basis you can get text or verbal thank-yous in my videos in fact last night in the weekend preview those who pledged in February got their text shoutouts at the very end um you could get a private Q&A video which is the highest level perk it's the best one in my opinion people who get this perk sometimes like it's so bad so much they do it multiple times alright I'm not gonna go into massive detail about it there's a bunch of perks you can earn but give it a look over at patreon.com forward slash star side fill and thank you to those who have pledged already you guys are very much you know being very supportive and I do appreciate that and uh thank you thank you thank you for your ongoing uh you know positivity oh my god I gotta burp uh excuse me I felt that one coming okay um number two I've already mentioned my teespring shop you've been seeing the awesome designs here on pre stream already I'm not going to go into detail about them again give them a look over at the teespring store teespring com forward slash stores forward slash DSP gaming the new red dead DSP designs the new sonic design and of course the new zombie hunter design all brand-new and hot and you can get them now all right number three certainly last but not least if you're here live on the stream and you want some interactivity maybe you like it I shout out on the stream and you want to send me a message all right you could either cheer sub or tip and if you do any of those things during the stream I will give you a shout-out on the stream okay now keep in mind there's some criteria to abide by I'm not just gonna read any cheer sub or tip especially when people sometimes say insulting nasty or negative things that people just don't want to hear in general on a fun game play stream all right in addition please if you are going to do that please be concise please do not send me 14 sentences to read because chances are if you send me a ginormous paragraph I'm not gonna derail the entire stream to read a paragraph for five minutes um but you know that being said you know if in general people who cheers overtip contribute pretty positively people really seem to like it I'll you know it adds to the stream I like the interactivity that we have so please consider uh you know if you want a shout out doing those things and I'd be more than happy to give you some credit where credit used to you all right now if you cheer 50 bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and click the share button or if you took me 5 dollars or more you will see an on screen thank you pop-up notification all of these have been designed by popsicle oh and they're all awesome in fact as I said the tips animation is brand new we saw it once so far today on pre stream I'm sure we'll be seeing it more you know in the near future here it looks really amazing and thank you to pops of Cola for designing all of these animations for us on the streams ok very nice um a couple quick things number one we have a subs drive this month we're trying to hit a certain number of subscribers here on the channel and if we hit these numbers we will be doing celebratory events together alright what are the goals and what are the events well if we hit 500 subscribers here on my twitch channel in the month of March I will be bringing back the patrons choice playthrough which means that people who are who are patrons of mine pledging 5 bucks or more so they could get the premium forum access are gonna be nominating and then voting on games that are gonna be the next downtime playthrough previous playthroughs in this series have been Super Mario Sunshine Spyro the Dragon uh persona Yakuza and many more so they've basically turned into really fun epic playthroughs and I'm very much looking forward to what people want to see this time around especially because now I have the capability to play GameCube games as well it kind of opens up the field a little bit more okay so so please consider um you know something to the channel you also get access to our fun emotes if you do subscribe to the channel if you're not aware tons of these alright oh the DSP Pepe emo the DSP Goku Super Saiyan emotes you know many different awesome ones so there you go um left oh I forgot there's a second subs goal I almost forgot 550 subscribers if we can hit that in the month of March I'll be doing a rage Athan what that means is that I'll be doing a marathon a series of games by which and basically they're gonna cause me to rage think games like Super Meat Boy um Scarface right fighting games basically the whole purpose of the event will be games to frustrate me okay that's for 550 subs if we hit that this month so there you go so thinking everyone was soaked already I appreciate it and uh you know here's to hitting the subs goal we'll see what happens alright um and then last but not least folks last but not least before we get to shoutouts I do want to let everyone know that coming up in April I have a pretty serious situation happening ladies and gentlemen I have three different big tax situations going on number one I'm gonna owe back taxes for the year of 2017 reason being because in 2017 I actually saw an increase in income which is a rarity for me it's actually the first time in like five years that I've actually seen an increase in income alright um and because that I owe more taxes than were estimated so I'm gonna go back to access I don't know what they are yet my accountant is currently working on that so that's gonna be doing April number two I'm gonna owe my first yearly federal tax payment and I don't know what that is for 2018 because guess what there's a new tax code that was just passed this year in January and no one knows what this new tax code is gonna amount to it's gonna be more than I used to pay is it less than I used to pay nobody knows but that's coming up in April as well and then the thing that's the kicker and the real son of a bitch um because my previous tax attorney from Connecticut screwed me over for three straight years and did Mike rataxes incorrectly I now owe back taxes for to the state of Washington for two and a half years I don't know how much I owe I don't know if they're gonna put me on a payment plan so I can afford it but those also were supposed to come due in April so you're talking three huge tax you know bills then I'm gonna be slammed with in April I have some money for them but I know for a fact I don't have enough all right now what happens if I don't pay well what happens is then there's fees there's interest and it just keeps accruing and getting worse and the bottom line is folks I've worked my butt off for the over these years ten years straight that I've been a content creator on the internet for you guys I don't want to lose my house I don't wanna have to sell this house to pay these taxes because of one stupid tax attorney that literally got me into this situation I really don't but that's kind of the reality I'm facing right now how can you help well it's very simple you can either pledge to my patreon which I already mentioned because that I get babies basically in time to help with the taxes that's one way or you could tip me all right tipping me I get those funds right away and I'll have those all in time to help with the taxes how do you tip me well there's two different methods either you can look directly below my stream right now all right if you look below my stream there's a grid of information if you go to the tip section and click it it'll take you to the tips page where you can either leave an anonymous tip or you can leave a tip with a message as well that helps me tremendously or if you're in the stream chat right now and you don't have access to the page okay type exclamation point tip and I think what happens is al I'm gonna test it right now actually myself okay yes a nightbot who is our moderation ba will actually bring up the information with a link so you can just click on it or touch it your so I know some people are on mobile devices and they're like man I don't I can't see Phil's stream page so I can't see the tips info it's just exclamation point tip we'll bring that up in the stream chat okay sounds good oh so those are the two ways you could primarily help me right now with this situation coming up in April and I do appreciate uh you know anyone who can contribute anything at this point like I said you know I love doing these daily live streams I don't want to have to at the end of this year say guess what I got to sell my house down because I have so many back taxes and shit because this guy really screwed me over and put me in this bad snowballing tax situation um I don't want that to happen I want to be here I want to have a nice life with my girlfriend I want to keep putting out fun positive streams for you guys every day and you know anything you contribute helps me dramatically and I appreciate it okay all right now it's time for shoutouts folks ready okay let's go all the way down and we start with people who cheered overnight when I was not even here live on stream I am so appreciative of people who keep me in mind when I'm not even live on stream that's pretty tremendous and thank you for you that you know support and attention we've got infinite 55 we did a fifty bit cheer we've got the Ravinder who did 100 bit cheer he's a pretty random question would you ever revisit Street Fighter 4 um Street Fighter 4 in my opinion was a good game that sadly I think had too many versions and listen I know that that's a little bit hypocritical considering my favorite game ever Super Street Fighter 2 turbo which was the fifth version of Street Fighter 2 um but in the modern era I don't really think we need as many versions um alpha modern fighter like we had was few Fighter 4 but overall over the years I really did like the game vanilla Street Fighter 4 was kind of unbalanced then it became more balanced over time different characters had their time in the limelight you had oddball characters like Dan and Hawke on that you know you would throw in there and over the years they add a new Ollie with new characters like jury or whatever it ended up being a pretty solid game by the end although some characters really never stood a chance at torna me um I did really like Street Fighter 4 um however the game is dead like no one plays this game anymore they don't hold tournaments for it it's completely done which is crazy when you think about it because they still hold tournaments for games like Street Fighter 3 but they don't hold tournaments for Street Fighter 4 um I guess which three fighter 5 came out everyone just threw the game away I don't know why I honestly think few Fighter 4 is a far better game than Street Fighter 5 but it is what it is I guess um if I were to try to play Street Fighter 4 online right now they're probably no-one playing or like so few people it wouldn't even be worth it so no honestly I don't actively have any plans to go back to shoot Fighter 4 even though I do like the game a lot check Spartacus did 8 500 bitch here thank you very much TAC Spartacus for that cheer overnight I appreciate it mister swaggins 225 inches I noticed you that you've worn necklaces do they have significance I know in fact I don't wear necklace anymore if you don't notice that was something I did for a while and uh I don't do it anymore so there you go Ossie slide 47 Adam did 150 Ruiz is Phil I don't know if it's this deal in America oh he was the one else he slaughters the one who told me that you could get um heavy rain for free if you if you preorder Detroit become human so thank you all so you sly for giving me the heads-up and if again if heavy rain wins the poll this week that is why I will be heading out I'll get that digital deluxe version and I'll download it through there so awesome and shout-out to lady Morag who did a 50 bitch here so thanks to everyone for their pre stream support I appreciate all everyone there who cheered before I even started streaming okay now on to those who cheered subs and tips while the stream went live we started off with nick who said if you play heavy rain would you play with motion controls that you have them no and actually I don't well let me think about this I have well I'm trying to think cuz I have one do I have two motion controls I don't even know hold on a second I don't know I don't I don't even know I honestly don't even know where they are I think that when cat moved in she helped me clean up my office and she put him into one of the bins I didn't she put it into the storage Ottoman here or something no actually you know what hold on there's a bin here that I had with all my controllers I apparently do have two PS Move controllers I didn't even know I did but honestly no I mean do I want to play the PS Move enabled version fuck now I just want to play it on a controller like it was designed remember the big controversy that happened with heavy rain you guys might not remember this cuz this was years and years ago okay so in heavy rain first released okay the game did well you know everyone was buying it playing and there's a lot of really unique game and only used the ps3 controller then Sony launched the PS Move which was the combination of their PS I for the PlayStation 3 and those two stupid dildo looking controllers I'm not gonna sugarcoat it did look like dildos alright it looks like like vibrators um and there's two glowing balls and no one was buying them they weren't very popular the games that used them were selling you know I played a few of them like TV superstars and stuff like that that obviously these weren't the best quality games anyway so no one was using these motion controllers or buying them so Sony in a desperate move started demanding that certain game studios make their games compatible with the PS Move and one of those studios was Quantic Dream now Quantic Dream had designed a DLC for heavy rain started Madison and she went off to try to investigate the origami killer ended up running into a completely different crazy-ass killer it's one of the it's one of the best DLCs I've ever played in my life it's really good and I very much enjoyed playing this DLC okay um so after this DLC released everyone was looking forward two new DLCs for heavy rain we were like man I can't wait for you know this to this to happen you know what's get let's get a DLC for every character right imagine a a Norman Jayden DLC where he's trippin balls on the drugs or whatever and he's seen all kinds of crazy stuff it could be pretty awesome right um but what happened was Sony went to Quantic Dream the game developer and said we demand that you make a version of this game that works with PS Move and Quantic Dream literally has been documented went to Sony and said well number one we don't even think this makes sense because our games already out it's not like we're launching a new game with these controls so it doesn't really make sense if we do this and number two you know we don't have a big dev team so if you're asking us to do this we have to drop development on all the future DLCs we're planning to do for heavy rain and we're just going to work on your motion control compatible version instead since this is what you want so is this really what you want and Sony actually said yes this is what we want drop everything don't make any more quality DLCs instead just make a voter control version of heavy rain so they did and guess what no one bought it and it was a complete waste of time so no I don't have any plans to go back and you know if I'm gonna replay heavy rain this week it ends up winning the poll no I'm not using this stupid motion controls I'd much rather just use a standard control scheme okay so there you go shout-out to shady sands 89 who resold for the 12 month in a row thank you shady sands for the one year of support you've now earned the beautiful golden crown with encrusted rubies and gems in it as your chat badge thank you very much for that and shooties and says I got a little blue circle on the top right of my stream with a crown with a twitch prime picture reminding me also roughly which month are you playing blood-borne I'd like to play it at the same time I will be playing blood-borne in the summer more than likely July you know worst case scenario if something happens in July August but probably July is what I'm thinking because that would give me the entire month to kind of cover e all right um but yeah what you're seeing is the new twitch Prime or the new excuse me the new extension that I installed that's supposed to remind everyone of their twitch prime sub or and/or unclaimed Lou so again I would like feedback regarding this folks and if you guys like it please let me know if you don't like it let me know as well and I can easily disable it or remove it okay shout out to ring dude who did 100 series that how's it going Phil is going good ring dude thank you for the cheer sir shoutout to infinite 55 for a four-month resub thank you very much infinite for the resub I appreciate that and of course for the four months of support I'll shout out to the person who did the anonymous dollar tip earlier who told us all you need the digital deluxe version of Detroit become human to get heavy rain for free more also tipped $5 is it really the old-school more who used to tip probably not the reason I could tell is because of his message which is hey Phil don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better remember to let me into your heart then you can start to make it better okay there you go thank you more for the $5 tip even though you're not the old more who used to be an insulting jerk thank you very much for the support ah cult of the red barrel did a hundred bitch cheer and says thank you for unbanning me happy to be here excited to take part in the stream Cheers yeah guys fYI some people have been saying recently that they think they've been banned and by accident um it certainly happens we've had some people with BOTS and stuff coming into the chat spamming stuff and in people's attempts to try to oh god let's get this guy out of here quick they made me click they may accidentally ban someone in particular I've never seen cult of the red barrel say a single thing in chat so how he could be banned from the stream chat I have no idea so if you ever seen yourself in that situation you can either email me all right at dark side Phil at hotmail.com with your information by the way obviously give me your twitch login or tweet me at they call me DSP and again include your twitch login I'd be more than happy to take a look at it and to get you unbanned if it you feel that has been done in in error okay thanks alright shoutout to almighty black Theo who did a hundred cheer he said since your sponsorship is done with PCs but you've got the cheer we want to know if it's still good I didn't get an OVC chair you're completely mistaken black tea oh um ooh I got a burp again oh sure that I got was from spawn seats who apparently is now out of business so doesn't even matter if the chairs good or not cuz you can't buy so there you go um but thank you for the cheer Olivia source Rex to the 25 years that were you a fan of 90s rap back in the day like Tupac biggie smalls or snoop I jumped on the rap bandwagon late it was mostly because my friend was into it Snoop Dogg Dre and Eminem the era when Eminem was emerging as this big rap sensation was when I was into rap for about two years I listened to rap and it was mostly Dre Snoop and Eminem so there you go ah jive source Rex did a 50 bit cheers it shaping up to be a great week I agree this week is gonna have a lot of variety a lot of fun no matter what kind of game you like I said first-person shooters for sandbox games RPGs whatever people vote for you know what I mean third-person shooters like it no matter what game you like you're gonna get a good dose of it this week so it's gonna be a great week in my opinion um and then all mighty black feel to the sixty nine bitch here saying my calves been whistling for missing for a couple of weeks I'm really starting to get worried are there any tips you can give me on dealing with this situation sure you can make posters to put up around your neighborhood or post up on social media and if you go to local shelters to see if the cat got picked up and is now at a shelter you know waiting for you there's many things you could do and all this is publicly available knowledge on the Internet you certainly don't have to ask me on my stream Johnny saw Rex at the 50 bitch here and I said finally the return of Scarface well if we hit that five hundred 50 subs goal the Regents on may happen and maybe we will see Scarface return I guess we'll find out huh okay shout out to Rin Jesse James who cheers is I wish I could help but bad tax invoice actually screwed me over to to the point where I have to take out a second mortgage to pay my taxes that's not good that's really bad um you know that's a really bad situation sadly I looked into taking out a second mortgage I can't even do it because what I'm being told is even though I have equity in my house here yeah even though I have equity in the house um I have too much debt outstanding in my name and no bank would want to lend more money to me there is leasing you'd have to pay off some debt and I'm like with what money with what money am I gonna pay off this debt so that I can take out more money against my house it doesn't make sense you know so I'm screwed even though I have significant equity in my home the only way to be able to use it is to sell the house which again I don't want to do that would be the worst case you know nastiest most negative thing probably that's happened to me um if I had to lose my house over the actions of one asshole tax attorney who didn't do his fucking job anyway shout out to uh let's see here Johnny Soros Rex did a 400 chair he says classic candles of sharing my good fortune Thank You Johnny and you are the cheerleader for today's stream so thank you very much for that I appreciate it I'm not a source 4x to the 25 bit series that Jason thank you for the cheer little heavy rain reference there amazing GT 23 has subscribed to the channel thank you very much amazing GT 23 for that sub I appreciate it and kick of hypocrisy just year and said Phil are you worried that the new twitch Terms of Service are coming into effect because you have people who are trying to get people to falsely report you and get you banned listen I already had a conversation with twitch a week ago about all this I have a direct point of contact now with twitch um and I'm not worried why don't why because the things of people report before are always false Phil to the bullying abusive thing and you watch it you're like no II didn't like you if you spin this in the most ridiculous extreme possible way which is not what happened in the context of the stream um then you could try to say oh yeah Phil did something yeah but now the things that people are trying to false report are not true at all they're not having a negative in on someone or something that happened is not against which terms of service all right if I hoped on it for an hour massively making personal insults against someone then yes that is against twitch Terms of Service but just seeing something negative against someone or some people you know casually is response to something that was said in the stream chat is not against her terms of service okay making an offhanded quick joke in response to someone who's insulted me blatantly on stream when I don't even know who they are and I just stepped into a room right and I'm basically being polite to that person and their continue to insult me for a minute and then I make an offhanded comment in another room is that against fucking twitch Terms of Service the things these people are trying to get me in trouble for are so ridiculously stupid asinine and and used their ludicrous but that's like I sent well I think is gonna happen today in particular alright I think is gonna happen today in particular you're gonna get 1 million people doing false uh false reports against me ok um because they're gonna try to get me in trouble for stuff I'm not doing right um in fact I just banned someone in the stream chat being a complete moron because he claims that I'm violating twitch Terms of Service what I'm not ladies a gentleman I'm gonna make something abundantly clear to all of you you may promote subscriptions and tips on twitch it is 100 percent allowed you can have goals you can have motivational tactics to get people to sub to the channel or to tip you it's 100 percent allowed you can also do the same thing for patreon and you could do exactly the same thing for merchandise sales it's all allowed ok 100 percent allowed so if you're an idiot who thinks otherwise because you don't know how to read English you should be somewhere else because false reporting me doesn't work there's so many people who false report me on a daily basis saying I've violated twitch terms when I never do that it's become the boy who cried wolf you guys are so stupid flooding Twitch's inbox with things about me that are false the day you know how are they ever even let's say in a rare occurrence of me being a human and having weakness that I actually did do something wrong how would they even find it when these idiots are flooding their inboxes with false crap all the time seriously oh it doesn't like they're so dumb seriously like how dumb could you be but they're literally so dumb they don't realize they're being counterproductive they don't understand that they're that dumb um I just don't get it you know yeah again if they have brings in their fucking heads they would realize that what they're doing is not gonna do anything negative against me at all and I'm not going anywhere I'm not getting banned from twitch like I said I now have a direct point of contact um you know what I mean alright not direct point of contact with them to talk to people everything's fine there's no problems here folks nothing everything is good and I don't understand why people think that by false flagging me for shit I'm not doing it's somehow going to get me into trouble it's not regardless of what some random asks you know person on YouTube who I'd never heard of before know nothing about is once again another youtuber decides to step up and make drama vlogs about me because it's the only way they can get any fucking attention on their defunct YouTube channel um it doesn't mean that I actually did anything wrong it just means that person is an attention-seeking whore who has no other way to get attention than to talk shit about me like many other people in the past I mean it's certainly not the first rodeo for me where I've dealt with this kind of crap okay so ladies and gents thank you for your support sorry about all the nonsense it's now time to start with everything okay it's time to start with the conclusion of GTA san andreas if that ends early as I've said I'll swap over to Call of Duty World War two I will be doing Cheers or excuse me I'll shout outs for to yourselves and tips and I'm looking forward to a fun stream I hope you guys are too alright sound good alright ladies and gentlemen thank you let's now begin san Andreas is big conclusion on stream hope you're excited I'm excited let's get to it all right

 

[DiabeticSP]

Shame it can detect um but not the snorts

I'd love a snort count

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Shame it can detect um but not the snorts

I'd love a snort count

Does it pick up the snorts? What does it transcribe them as if it does? Dumb and autistic line of questioning I know but the thought of there being a synonym for DSP's pig noises is funny to me.

 

[David Davidson]

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Ok so if I combine all the prestreams I've dumped so far on here, I get a file with 66k words. Then I can put it in an analyzer to detect common phrases (this is just based on like 5 prestreams).

This includes ALL words in the dictionary (like AND/OR/WHAT/WHO etc):
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https://www.online-utility.org/text/analyzer.jsp

"I" is the most occurring word by 3x the 2nd most occurring. Why am I not surprised.
ALso this muthafucka says "um" a fuck ton

 

[neger psykolog]

wtf is with this dude and "years" (138 occurrences, its almost as common as tax):

• you know over the past six years I've gotten a lot better over all
• you know years ago when I was so micromanaging everything
• I've seen this happen time and time again again and again over the years um
• as a let's player someone who's done this for 10 years
• that's exactly what I've seen over the years typically new stuff you know
• and I already played the game five years ago
• for everything you know ten years this is my 10 year anniversary of
• um and over the years having you know growing and waning levels of popularity
• really great playthroughs such as Spyro the Dragon various Sonic games over the years um
• I had a tax attorney who when I moved across the country in 2014 yes well now four years ago
• I don't want to I worked my ass off for ten years to earn this house and I love living here
• I don't know let's say five to ten years pass and the value of the condo
• I moved across the country I was making a certain amount of money within two years of me moving
• certain amount of money within two years of me moving my income dipped by 50%
• I've been doing videos for ten years and people came out to watch my stuff I was removed so within two years of me moving across the country I had lost 50% of my income
• I'm happy ten years on YouTube
• for example right now I have been on YouTube for 10 years
• my YouTube channel has been on YouTube for 8 years you know
• my average views they're on average you know 1.5 million a month and they have been for like three years nothing sure

I'm not bothered to go through it much more but its clear he's still living in the fucking past.

 

[neger psykolog]

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• 15 March, 2018 prestream
• Pre-Stream March 15, 2018: I'm Back! Bully Endgame
• Duration: 1:06:09
• Wordcount: 13,389

okay what is up everybody hello hello welcome what is up hello hmm good morning I guess I should say good afternoon for many of you it's gonna be afternoon for me in just a couple of minutes here will come to my full day of streaming I am back after a day away my day off for the week as you know um so FYI first of all today is going to be a full day of streaming I'm going to be doing double streams today two different games should be pretty fun and I'll go through the schedule shortly but today also is the first of eight straight days of streaming which is actually a rarity for me typically you know it's usually around six sometimes a little more sometimes a little less depending on when I think my day off but this week will be eight straight days of streaming and these eight days are going to be jam-packed with new things for you guys new content new games you know a lot of people have been very much looking forward to new stuff and a lot of people have said Phil why aren't you playing new games to which I kind of respond there's another thing there's nothing going on what do you want me to do you know it hasn't been a major new releases since January quite frankly um if you actually look at all the game releases that have come out pretty much totally minor games here and there um not too much in the realm of like a big triple-a you know much in demand game which stinks because typically in the early of the year there is you know sometimes in January there's not much sometimes there is but typically like February March we usually start getting bigger releases um and so far it has been a pretty good I mean let's be realistic here the biggest releases of this year so far were monster hunter world right and then Dragon Ball fighters and everything since then is either been re-release a remake a rehash or a sequel in the long stay running series that wasn't necessarily so original or you know it really just has not been that much going on in the realm of video games recently so I understand if maybe you are a fan of mine but you've been disappointed at the past few weeks there hasn't been you know anything too great in regards to you know new games for me to play people when I am at my hottest when I am at my the height of my popularity it's usually when there's a brand new game or games coming out people are excited to line up to see me cover the new game on release day to give it my own unique commentary style my own unique spin all people love that right not to say that people don't like when I play retro games or the like but it certainly is a much smaller more dedicated group of viewers who watch me basically play no matter what I play versus the people who just like to come by and watch me play the mainstream stuff right so I certainly ah understand I certainly understand why there may be some disappointment and or why there may be some people who feel like things have been stagnating alright so here's the good news let's cover what the schedule of what I'll be covering for the next week so you guys know exactly what to expect alright here we go number one today right now this stream is the conclusion of my bully scholarship edition play through my second playthrough ever of the game the first one was way back when in 2013 um this time around number one the pleaser was fully direct capture which is always nice rather than being half of one good you know capture or recording style and half of another well number two well I'm doing a lot more side content if you guys haven't noticed I've already got a couple achievements that I didn't get during the first playthrough and I'm actively trying to get all the achievements if at all I can in the game there's a few that I don't know if I'll be able to UM you know do a hundred bunny hops or not bunny hop excuse me a hundred realese well on the bike I'm trying you know writing a certain length of writing on the bike I'm trying you know I'm trying to get these but they're gonna be pretty tough in order to get them all today for the conclusion of the game um the bottom line is if I just sit here and I just play the story of the game today I'll probably be done within two hours all right so I'm gonna try to mix it up and try to get some more achievements inside content mixed in today to get a full four plus our game play stream out of the conclusion of bully alright but today of you know officially will be the final session of bully scholarship edition we're moving on after today all right mmm-hmm number two tonight I'll be playing call of duty or two okay um there yell and it should be fun you know every time I play this game it's been a lot of fly I've been doing a way better in the game uh this last couple of weeks that I've been playing it than ever before ever since I changed my weapon up Oh today so anyway yeah I wasn't I changed my weapon up I've been tearing it up now it's whoo term is sometimes connections are terrible or I just get a bad match or the spawns are bad but in general you know be MVP of my team all the time and being top of the leaderboards it's pretty fun it's been way more fun to play a multiplayer game um in regard to Call of Duty than it has in a long time okay so we'll have some more of that fun later tonight tomorrow folks Friday it is time for a new game finally I know I know guys I'm going to be playing the burnout a paradise remaster it's being released for modern consoles I'll be playing on the ps4 in particular I've never played burnout paradise alright this is a game that apparently a lot of people kind of hold up in high regard um so a driving game I know I haven't played I don't know how much of a grind it is I don't know how much fun it is we'll find out I mean let me put it this way I can't imagine this game is worse than Need for Speed payback how could it be you know seriously how could it be it's Burton universe PD payback was so bad so poorly designed I can't imagine that burnout paradise was a worst game I mean that's gotta be that would be a huge huge achievement all right I guess we'll find out so we're starting that tomorrow tomorrow it's not completing all day it's gonna be a fun new day of a game that I never experienced before then on Saturday it'll be burnout paradise and Pope gee yes I will be doing a pop G session Saturday night and essentially that will be the final Club G session for quite some time you're gonna understand why in just a moment as I continue to go through the schedule all right well Sunday nearest almost a need for speed oh my god burnout paradise on Sunday Monday burnout paradise and call of duty and that hopefully after playing it you know all day Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Olive beaten burnout paradise we'll see but you know I'm thinking you know essentially six to seven hours of game play on Friday 4:00 on Saturday for on Sunday 4:00 on Monday right 20 hours I'm thinking I love beating the game um and then Tuesday which would be Tuesday xx we've got the release of sea of thieves which I will be playing on the Xbox one I will be doing co-op with viewers I've already gotten about a dozen viewers who are interested in lining up to play co-op with me on launch week if you were interested in playing sea of Thieves co-op with me all right what you need to do you need to go to the king of heat comm forums and you need to post up there is a thread there in the gaming section for co-op with DSP in a sea of thieves people have already posted up I'm excited to get people in there okay hmm that should be a lot of fun oh so that's starting Tuesday and then Tuesday night I'm gonna be starting up the South Park the fractured buttholes first major story expansion is about Casa Bonita so I'm gonna pair off those games you know see if thieves during the day South Park at night should be a fun week of you know double new contact and then that Friday Friday the 23rd of March is my next day off so that's why I say eight straight days of streaming you know you've got to go Cruiser to bully today burnout paradise for four straight days and then sea of seas and we've got in South Park so that's lot of new stuff okay coming out in the next stop you know week so I'm excited I hope you guys are excited too um and then when I come back from my day off on the 24th of March which is a Saturday I'll be starting up ninokuni too so we've got a lot of new content a lot of new enough fun stuff and then of course there's more stuff at the end of the month too with far cry 5 and the final episode of Batman so here we go new stuff new stuff new stuff new stuff for you guys back to back hopefully this will reinvigorate many of you who maybe have been away for a while and had not watching the streams because you just don't care about there's more old-school playthroughs and downtime stuff alright all righty then okay folks um let's see I'm trying to think do we have anything new that I want to address anything to bring up now in particular not really yesterday was a good day off for me I got a lot done but it was a very busy day we're not what I'm finding alright what I'm finding is that in particularly the days off that I get to spend with cat my girlfriend we all have a lot of fun and we usually get a lot done alright but because it's the one day off a week that we get together all day we pretty much try to put as much we try to wrap as much fun stuff into the day as possible and then we end up being so tired by the time we get home like yesterday we went to two completely different regions we were we were over here doing one thing looking for one thing for that for stuff around the house and then we wanted to go to a different place so we drove out there and we basically spent a lot of time on the road but also you know heating up different places looking around for stuff and then we had a nice dinner together at a place we've never been to before which was nice I never been there she had never been there and we went there and really enjoyed it and then on the way home we went grocery shopping we get home now we got to bring all these bags of groceries and some into the house we unload all the bags next thing you know we're like we're snoozing man like we're ready to sleep and it's only like 10:00 p.m. and we're like we're out we're like god we're so tired um that's kind of what happens is you know when you when you only get one day off a week you try to jam absolutely jam into one day as much as you possibly can all right now here's the thing I really I'm happy just to have the one day off if you guys aren't aware last year for most of the year from like you know May excuse me from May through shit da entirety the air until it wasn't until February really oh this year did I even had time oh I was streaming every single freaking day for you guys and you know was that good was that positive was did that help me to build my streaming presence here on Twitch of course it was great but at the same time you know it burns me out man it burns me how it tires me out my throat in particular you know never really healed mmm because every day I was here at least four hours it's not you know eight hours talking talking talking streaming talking um I think eventually I am gonna have to take a string of days off uh you know for my own health where it'll be me away from streaming and maybe it'll be during more of a down time thing where there's not a lot of games or whatever going on that can maybe recuperate or whatever you know that would certainly be nice but for now this is not the time nor the place as you guys know um because with all the new releases now coming out and now things I hopefully you're gonna pick up so you knows I feel you know your throat doesn't sound great today or they say Phil you sound tired today I'm listening I mean it's true but you know I make do I make do with what I got the best I can I try to stay positive and you know kind of keep pushing forward I enjoy these streams very much as you guys know you know it's very different from when I used to oh man I gotta go to work and play games today I got to put out these videos for YouTube and blah blah it's words it's different now I do love the more interactivity that we guys how are you guys okay and I have a lot of fun it's very different um for me it's more just a physical thing at this point where my physical body it's worn out after a while you know what I mean um so it is what it is indeed um all right let us folks very quickly go through some plugs all right let's go through some plugs and then we will uh do some shout outs for people who have cheered something sent on the stream and/or when I wasn't here yesterday there were some people who need to get receive credit for that as well their contributions when I was not here um and then we will all get started with the conclusion of bully okay sounds good sounds good my friends I hope so my friggin neck is very stiff and painful today I probably slept on in a bad a bad position or something it blues all right so ladies and gentlemen thank you guys very much for your support for being so great to me over the years and in particular you know as I've said these past few months since I really became uh you know a focus on twitch and you know we needed your help you guys really kind of stepped up and helped me out all right I'm a very appreciative of that I love doing what I do for a living and thank you for your viewership now if you would like to go above and beyond just being a standard stream viewer or a video watcher my videos on YouTube maybe you'd like to it may go the extra mile what can you do well there are many things you can do to contribute and I will explain those to you right now okay the very first thing you could do is to check out my patreon check it out over at patreon.com forward slash darkside fill your monthly pledges to my patreon campaign which I run every month um allow you to directly support my efforts to keep doing this you know to afford the cost of operating a business that highly reliant on expensive internet and I'll tone of electricity and a constantly buying new games in fact just this next week I'm gonna be buying bernal paradise tonight I'm gonna be getting the Microsoft game pass to play sea of thieves I'm gonna be buying the South Park expansion then I'm gonna be buying Far Cry you know there's a lot going on right now we're have to drop a lot of money and it happens all the time you know things that you don't expect the new control or a new monitor I just had to get a new external hard drive to store my videos on you know it pops up all the time okay so that being say um thank you because patrons support you know aids me and being able to be flexible like that and be able to afford that stuff but in particular the reason patreon support is very important because you get something back for it you know because you contribute I grant you special perks which give you cool privileges and things that you get back including texture verbal thank using my youtube videos being able to nominate and vote on games for event situations you have special events and celebration getting your Q&A questions or any of your questions answered on my Q&A show ask the king or even getting a private Q&A video made for yourself which a lot of people who love to the point where they got that perk twice because they liked it so much the first time they wanted another one okay so all that being said really also perks stuff that you get back for your contributions saying it everyone who is a current patreon patron excuse me and if you're not I hope you'll give it a look over at patreon.com forward slash darkside Phil in particular right now your pledges are very helpful because of the situation I have with my taxes I'm going to explain that later on on the pre stream but anything you guys do to help me is much appreciated with your pledges on patreon okay sound good that's number one number two teespring so I got my tea spray shop over at teespring com forward slash stores forward slash TSP gaming t-shirts sweatshirts hoodies mugs and stickers all kinds of fun merch apparel great quality stuff I don't use the lowest grade garbage t-shirts that a lot of people for ever reason use when they do their own teespring campaigns I use the better quality shirts so I get a lower profit but they're much better quality stuff and I can personally attest to the quality because I own five of the shirts myself plus a mod so I know all about the quality of the stuff that you can get on teespring you know a new line of product launched we've got logos that are throwback spin-offs of things like Red Dead Redemption logo or the Sonic the Hedgehog logo plus we got a cool zombie hunter design all kinds of fun stuff give it a look anything that you buy from mighty spring shop okay directly Oh gives me a pretty sizable Commission it helps me out and I am appreciative of any of you who do buy something off the shop so thank you to anyone who has if you are considering doing so in the future thank you as well another nice way that you can definitely help me out okay all right last but not least folks if you are here live on the stream and you're enjoying yourself you're having fun the cruise you tabouli is gray and you want to get a shout out during the stream you can either cheer with bits subscribe to the channel or tip me and if you do any of those things I'll give you a verbal shoutout during the stream however understand is totally at my discretion and what I mean by that is if you're saying something that has completely nothing to do with the stream completely unrelated just to jump in on a meme or something stupid you're saying something insulting if you're saying something defamatory um if you're just saying a ginormous paragraph of 14 sentences most of those things I'm not gonna read on stream I would ask that if you are going to try to get a shout out please be concise in your messages please be pertinent you know hopefully something to do with you know myself or the game I'm playing or you know what I mean something around what's going on rather than something completely off topic that would derail the whole content of the gameplay stream okay um in general most people would share something to get it right and it ends up being a pretty fun interactive stream whatever I do game play so thank you to everyone who does you know understand and thank you very much he's a very subjective process if I just read everything that was thrown my way the streams would be a mess okay now if your cheer 50 bits or more if you subscribe to the channel and click the share button or if you tip me $5 or more you'll actually get an on screen thank you pop-up notification so it's a visual recognition in congruence with the verbal recognition and it's all very much appreciated shout out to pop ciccolo who has made our current our current slew of animations for you know all of those thank you is very nice of him to do that okay alright so all that being said everyone I got two things to hit upon first of all we are pushing for subscribers I would like to get 500 subs by the end of this one reason being obviously them were one that would be a huge thing for growth for my channel trying to get back to where we were back in January and number two you will be able to do a special celebratory event you will all be doing this together the Patriots choice playthrough will return what does that mean it means that people who are pledged each to my patreon will nominate and vote on video games for me to do a full down time playthrough of um previous games that have won his event in who games such as Super Mario Sunshine various Sonic the Hedgehog games spyro the dragon persona and yahooza so that's just to name a few some of the awesome playthroughs and things that have happened as a result of patrons choice I'm fully expecting that it would be another amazing playthrough um you know depending on what's nominating and voting I know it will it always ends up being really good okay so all that being said folks um thank you to those who are current somes I know that what's gonna happen is once I start playing new games we're getting natural influx of more viewers who normally don't come around to these streams for the downtime stuff mm-hmm and hopefully you know we'll see a natural growth and/or progression in regards to the subs then blah for you what do you get I mean you're gonna get access to all the really fun emotes that everyone uses in the stream chat all the time okay and uh oh my god my shoulders really killing me today ice this sucks oh I definitely slept on it wrong because I got this one one spot with nerve pain you know pinching nerve pain where I must of like you know kink there pinched the nerve you know in a certain situation sucks anyway um yeah please consider subbing thanks to everyone who has subscribed I do appreciate it alright and let's see what happens all right let's see what happens now the other thing folks and this is very important so please listen up especially if you are looking to you know be supportive and you're wondering gee we know what's the deal with Phil right now it is currently the 15th of March if you guys are not aware one a month from today alright April 15 no exaggeration there's going to be a large amount of money that I'm going to owe for taxes um it's going to be three pieces number one two and a half years of back taxes that I owe that I didn't pay cuz I didn't know I ever owed them because my previous tax attorney completely screwed overand didn't do his job despite the fact I paid him thousands of dollars to do the right job over the years he sucked hmm therefore I now owe thousands of dollars of back taxes all right it sucks I you know I'm gonna have to start paying it back in April number two I've got whatever the remainder but my federal tax payment is going to be for the year of 2017 the thing is if I didn't have to pay those state taxes I wouldn't owe any additional I would have paid it all and been okay but because I had a spike in income at the end of the year because you guys helped me out to pay a big lump sum of taxes for the state that was due in January my overall income went up for the year which then made this new giant lump sum that's due in April that sucks all right now the good news is hmm I have money saved up some of it in excess from December when people were very very supportive of me and some of it that I made over the the months of December and January on Twitch where it was the best twitch months I ever had no lie they were incredibly good and so I have a little bit of extra money saved up for this so it's not so bad but the problem really is not only am I gonna owe the back taxes for the state and then the back taxes here for the remainder of 2017 federal then the federal government expects me immediately to come up with more money to pay my first estimated tax payment for 2018 now what this is is based off of my income last year whatever the new tax payment is for this year I don't know what it's gonna be I have no idea because it's based off of a new tax code that was just passed in January and my new tax attorney slash accountant is working on this right now to tell me exactly what do I owe so it sucks cuz I wish I could tell you guys right now well looks like I owe this and I have this so I'm really you know this much in the in the hole and I could really use your help I can't do that until they finish and they are working on it I did send them they asked me for additional info over the weekend I sent it to them on Monday I'm expecting that within the next week or two they'll be finishing that up and letting me know the problem is time is running out all right time is really running out we've only got a month left for me to raise as much I can to help out with this tax situation alright now that being said the best way that you could help me right now is either pledging to my patreon as I've already mentioned that's tremendously helpful thank you very much buying something from my teespring which I've already mentioned you know thank you again anyone who buys anything for my teespring or tipping me you could tip me two ways either looking below my stream at the grid of information here on my twitch page there's a section that says tips and if you click on it you'll bring it to your tips the tips page where you can either do that an anonymous tip or you can leave one with a message or if you're on mobile maybe you can't see all that information if you just type exclamation point tip into the stream chat there will be a you know link that that posts in the stream chat that you if you click on that you can go to my tips page as well alright so those three methods patreon teespring or tipping those funds will be cleared immediately meaning I could use them right away and put them towards the taxes in one month in an April all right I am appreciative of all your guy's contributions no matter what you do but in particular if you want to help me out of this rut that I'm in with these tax bullshit this is how you can do it okay so I strongly encourage you to use these three methods if you want to support in the next month now if I don't get if I don't get out of the situation it's just sadly gonna turn into something really negative which I don't want to really talk about and I hope it doesn't come to that but you know just to to get to you know to the skinny of it what would happen well if I can't pay all my taxes in April that means now I got more back taxes that I uh which that means more fees and more interest accruing and it just becomes a rolling problem that's not gonna get any better because every two to three months I owe another estimated federal tax payment until the end of the year when finally in December is the final one but then of course in January I'm then gonna owe whatever I owe from my state taxes so see what I mean it's keeps going if I if I end up behind on taxes now all its gonna do is create a worse and worse snowballing situation which is why I'm trying to not be in this situation you know that's why I'm bringing it up all right worst case scenario I get so behind on taxes there's and I can't pay them there's nothing I could do you know where's the money gonna come from I'm gonna have to sell my house and move which I don't want to do I just don't I don't want to do I've worked ten years to get to where I am and even though there's been ups and downs or whatever as of last year I was fine I was making enough money via you know the streaming and everything to pay all my bills I was in a good position and then all of a sudden this rearing tax issue that I didn't know about these back taxes for the state came out of nowhere because of an irresponsible tax attorney and fucked me I'm sorry guys it would be one thing if like my business was tanking no one was showing up to stream you know what I mean it's the opposite my streams are overall getting more viewers on average than they have all my followers are up everything's positive and good so I don't want to say oh now it's time to throw in the towel and sell my house and give up on everything because of some asshole right it's the opposite I think that I can get through this I really do however it is gonna be you know hand in hand with your help because there's nothing I could do besides putting out entertaining and fun streams for you guys on a daily basis all right so please um consider contributing either via patreon via teespring or tipping me those are the best ways you can help out all right I certainly don't want to have to lose my house by the end of the year sell it and then move to a smaller place or worst case which probably is what would happen I'd have to move back to Connecticut which would be terrible moving back into that small condo with bad internet bad weather not big enough for two people and it would be me and cat living there it would be horrible all right so please not all right all right everyone so that is it let's now get to some shoutouts and then we're gonna get to gameplay here all right so let's see here hold on a second just go all the way down let's see so in the day off that I had there were some people who actually contributed it looks like some people sub some people cheered I'm very appreciative of those who keep me in mind when I'm not live on stream so let's give credit where credit is due folks first of all infinite 55 did a 50 bitch here thank you sir oq subscribe to the channel with twitch prime kitty swipers subscribe to the channel with twitch prime uck 14k subscribed all for the second month in a row so thank you you skate for the resale gunga door to the 25 bit cheer he said ninja is living the dream you can't argue that right now he's probably making a million a month well good for him congratulations holla to bowser chump who subscribed with which prime Thank You Bowser and thank you to infinite who again did a hundred bitch here excuse me then on pre stream we had a few people who contributed we had the rapper named Drake who recited some Drake lyrics thank you for the 25 bitch here we had infinite 5500 a 300 bitch here to become the cheerleader for today's stream very nice shut Ameri also cheered 65 bits and recited some drake lyrics thank you for the cheer then we had finance man - who was a troll and did a 25 role insulting cheer which i will not read then the rapper named Drake did another 25 bitch here with more Drake lyrics riggers one today 35 bitch here and he asks when you'll be keeping the music on in Burnout Paradise it would be a ton more enjoyable that way mmm well folks this is actually a pertinent question and I'll tell you guys why alright and maybe you may be surprised at the answer because you guys don't aren't aware of what actually happens behind the scenes here on Twitch alright so here you go here's what happens when I stream on Twitch I'm able to do whatever I want if I want to leave music on in a game I can leave music on in a game right during the live stream you pretty much get away with whatever you want however if you leave an archive active on Twitch it's not the same alright and also it's not the same if you upload videos to use you alright for example if I stream your on Twitch and I record and then I upload the videos to youtube typically what ends up happening if there's copy written music in a gameplay video it'll get flagged for Content ID on YouTube and one of two things happens alright either either number one the videos ad revenue gets cleaned by a third-party claim it and therefore I make no money on that video whatsoever that's number one or number two the video gets muted that's like the worst if someone can't even hear the audio of a gameplay video I made that's terrible that's happened over the years with a lot of players in particular my Greg does auto play through my classics like my original san andreas Ron my original where does auto three or Vice City runs we're pretty much ruined on YouTube because of a ton of videos getting muted all right mm-hmm in general it just sounds like shit when it's either no muted or sometimes it does this weird thing where it tries to remove this song and it sounds like I'm playing a video game inside of a closet or a tin can okay it's pretty shitty in that regard um I have no control over it that's just YouTube's system so there's really no point in recording and uploading to youtube if I'm gonna include the copyrighted music cuz either I make no money on it or you can't even hear it alright so that's number one number two so people say well Phil if you're gonna do a playthrough that has copyrighted music in it then just or licensed tracks for that matter oh just don't upload it to youtube instead leave the archives here live on Twitch you should just do that instead alright mm-hm because people are under this really weird impression that twitch is somehow immune to all copyright music issues which they very much are not if you guys aren't aware which you probably aren't because I don't do this well for people who leave streams archived as viewable on their pages on Twitch if a stream has copy written or licensed music in it within 24 hours of that stream going live it gets muted okay it does and in particular there was actually a mistake that I made all right I screwed up um I screwed up in regards to this what happened is I did not delete the archive of my bully stream from Tuesday when I when I play bully uh okay when I play bully on Tuesday I accidentally did not delete the archive and so I use this warning was you know setting up today's bullies stream and I looked those like oh crap I left the archive up I got to get rid of that but it didn't even matter cuz guess what the stream archive from Tuesday had been muted anyway it had been muted anyway automatically by twitch it detected that there was you know copy written music in the video is from bullying and it muted now what I've sinned on YouTube is that when I play bully only about two songs in the entire game are flagged for Content ID and therefore only an entire playthrough a bully that I've done this past week maybe four videos got Content ID claim now the game is sixty parts and growing so four parts out of sixty ain't so bad you know what I mean but if I put a whole stream archive up on Twitch and every day the entire stream archive was being muted because it had copyrighted music see what I mean so there's been a lot of suggestions of people saying oh Phil uh you know stop uploading to YouTube entirely right and just upload to twitch and leave your archives up because twitch archives are good wrong they're not they're actually just as bad as YouTube they get muted automatically and so it's actually a good thing that I don't do that cuz right now like I said all of Tuesday's bully gameplay would have been completely muted if I relied on twitch archives rather than uploading videos to youtube so it's a good thing that I diversify the way that I did okay now that being said burnout paradise everyone saying has an outstanding soundtrack you know you'll really enjoy it yeah I can't guys again just like Need for Speed payback just like all these games any licensed music I have to get rid of I can't do it I can't I can't have it so that only people who are here live during the stream get the whole thing and everyone else loses to a muted video I can't do it guys so you know I apologize um but yeah I'm just gonna have to have the soundtrack turned off there's not much I could do about it alright apologies again but you have an issue with it you know don't blame the streamer don't blame the game ergo blame youtube or blame twitch or go blame copyright law for being so stupidly convoluted that these idiots actually think that even though they've already been paid a license fee for me to play the game that somehow they're owed extra money if I broadcast my gameplay of that game which is false it's false because it's an interactive medium but I'm not gonna get into it it's never been hashed out in court I've talked to till I was blue in the face over the years about how video games are very different from say a movie or just playing a song and that these companies and by the way it's not the artists who have the problem I should make this abundantly clear - I doubt there's been a single musician ever who said man I want extra money because my my song was in a video game I already got paid for that but now someone's broadcasting that game on Twitch or someone's playing that game on YouTube I want more money on top of the money that I already made because it's being played during gameplay I don't think there's been a single musician in the history of the world that said that it's all the bigwig fucking middlemen production companies the licensing companies basically the guys that don't fucking do anything the money suckers the leeches those are the guys that have the big issue and want to make the big bucks off of all this shit so it's really annoying and you know it sucks for us as a gaming culture that we have to go through this shit because we really are part of an emerging burgeoning culture it's tough really the past I say 10 years have been when gaming has gone a majorly mainstream and now we have to deal with all the repercussions of now being part of big business and all of that so it is what it is all right but it sucks sadly um I have to mute burnout paradise tomorrow apologies to those who say ah two playthroughs ruined her but there it's funny because they said the same thing about grand theft auto san andreas and then I played CNN Drake's with no music and people were like wow it didn't affect it at all the playthrough was fine and the same thing with Need for Speed payback in fact a lot of people thanked me because the music I need for speed payback was shit so there you go alright shout-out to infinite who did a 50 bit cheer on behalf of Derrick and says Derrick says you love you doing the bulk and skull music during your Chelsea Sims between CM Punk and Tommy and who's your favorite wrestler on the NXT roster at the moment mine is Roderick Strong he did amazing in the cruiserweight championship tournament and sadly he fell short to Cedric Alexander um if you're talking purely entering talent who's the best in NXT in-ring talent wrestling skill wise as an athlete I would actually say Roderick Strong but if you're talking the total package if you're talking a cool character who has charisma flashy moves and also is a good entering performer I would actually say alistair black um although I would also say you know the current NXT champion Andrade seeing almost also has a very very high talent level and is quite flashy the problem is in my opinion his character is an NXT who he's portrayed have been really shitty like they didn't give him good gimmicks ever even his current gimmick now is kind of lame I think that he could have done a lot better if they gave him something better to work with because in ring work is there and I get the feeling he actually could be a good charismatic heel but they never gave him that opportunity so oh yeah there you go I think overall alistair black but if you're talking in ring definitely well I agree with Roderick Strong okay so shout out to critical for days who just cheers that you seem to be angry did something happen tell us we can help your problem on nothing happened no I'm coming back from a day away which is good um you know in reality the only thing I'm really nervous about is this tax situation coming up I'm very much looking forward to the next few weeks I mean six new releases in two weeks and then in April we're gonna have some great new releases to God of War obviously is finally coming out which is nice supposedly either in April or may not really rumored that you may be maybe even happening April the streetfighter anniversary xxx collection is coming out when that comes out I'm gonna be on cloud nine cuz I cannot wait to play she farted too hyper fighting supersu Fighter 2 turbo Street Fighter 3 third strike and Street Fighter Alpha 3 online against people constantly and and you know show people how to play those games and to really you know entertaining videos of me doing gameplay of those games I can't wait I just hope that the game that comes is a worthy collection with good online connectivity and not just some garbage they slap together with duct tape you know Capcom tends to sometimes do hack jobs like that um but yeah there's a lot me six new releases now big new releases in April stuff in May a street fighter collection the next few months are looking great for me you know I'm not angry at all if anything the only thing I got worried about is this stupid behind the scenes bullshit with taxes that's really what's what's weighing heavily on me right now so I'll get f25 bit Cheers if I'm going to try to maintain a long-term relationship like you and Kat are doing to maintain what tips would you have there's a lot you know there's a lot that goes into it certainly this is not the time or place for me to do an in-depth answer to your question because this is not a Q&A show or I'm gonna go you know what I mean I'm not gonna spend a half an hour on it um a lot of compromise but also a lot of understanding it really helps to try to see from the perspective of the other person don't try to be just stingy and animate about doing things one way um you know be open to new experiences and new things you'll be surprised very surprised by how much stuff you may learn to love that maybe you didn't even know existed or you didn't even you know weren't even conscious of you know trying new things and doing new things that maybe we're outside of your comfort zone um a lot of you know possibilities in that um you know I could keep going and going and going um but I'm not like I said this is a better a better question for maybe a Q&A show like ask the King is gonna return in April and maybe that's a great question to ask on ask the king where I could go more to definite for like 15 20 minutes so yeah if you actually want a full answer I encourage you to head to the king of hate comment forums go to ask the king thread post up in the thread for the next episode of ask the king and I will guarantee you if you remind me in your post you say Phil this is Jeff and I would like a more detailed answer you know I'm doing what you have asked um I will answer fully on the next episode of ask the King for you there you go critical for days cheered again and said Phil I want to ask this how can you sleep when problems like taxes slander etc or having you every day and and you're worried that one day everything may be lost oh that doesn't happen keep the positivity well here's the thing critical for days this is the truth sometimes it gets to me it does I'll be real with you sometimes it really does get to me all right um in regards to the fact that for ten years ten years of my life guys I'm only 35 years old so roughly a third of my life has been given to doing what I do playing games on the internet sharing those experiences having fun with you guys putting up with you know the foibles of loading the youtubes on a daily basis and streaming on Twitch putting up with that public presence and all the negativity that comes with it but also you know all the positivity as well um-hmm and you know he's absolutely right here the things that I do could literally go away overnight tomorrow YouTube and twitch could close down they could kick me off they could do whatever they want and I would be forced to now find some kind of crazy way to make a living in a climate here where I haven't worked an office job in eight years and I'm out of you know practice of anything that I was doing I'd probably be starting from the bottom it would not be good a good situation at all folks it wouldn't um so that being said you know it is it's daunting some nights I'll be really you guys some nights I go to sleep and I'm nervous you know some nights it gets to me and I say stupid shit I do stupid things because I'm nervous about the future you know and then I hear people getting all hype about things that I think are kind of silly and or I I'm not interested in and then I get bombarded on social media what do you think about this what do you think about this did you hear about this did you hear about this I don't give a shit you know I got my own thing going on it you know I'm just kind of hyper focused on myself and being able to survive and pay my bills and pay my taxes and having a good life here with my girlfriend who just moved in with me this is the focus for me I don't have time for all this like this nonsense sensory noise around me and that's really what it is there's a whole lot of white noise on the internet these days right all these flash-in-the-pan stuff that happens this is important that's important this news did you hear this special thing that happened did you hear this amazing thing over here or on the flip side did you this negative thing did you hear this happen to this person did you hear this guy say this did you hear this and this it's all white noise to me you know and there's so it's a cacophony of white noise currently you know always constantly spinning around my head um mm and for me I basically need to kind of focus in on what's important and not let all that shit constantly get to me you know what I mean and sometimes it does you know I'm only human and I apologize to anyone who I may come off as sometimes angry or grumpy or you know what I mean like 9 a good mood because sometimes you know I'll be real I just am you know other stuff going on behind the scenes you know that I tell you guys about sometimes but I always mentioning you know maybe the last thing that I like to hear is you know these crazy weird things that just happen these anomalies and it's like well you know Here I am I'm the guy who busted his ass for 10 years to do what he loved I really fought to keep doing things the way that I do them in particular because I feel that is the right way to do them to be a true gamer right to share my honest raw gameplay experiences with you guys never giving in to the YouTube temptations of everything must be highly edited everyone sit in front of a video editor for 10 hours a day to go through an entire playthrough and only do this and use the highly edited thumbnails and do skits and you know work with a team of people who can film and do this and you know I just wanted to be a normal gamer who sat around and played games I had fun with you guys and it's been a very hard very difficult time to maintain what I do and still be able to afford everything over the years to be real with you guys you know and sometimes it gets to me it does especially this tax situation right now is really just it's got its hooks in me let's put it that way um and so you know you get it a night when some crazy stuff happens and did you hear about this I don't care I just really I can't I can't get so into other people shit and get into these big viral things and get into these meme and get into this crazy shit you know um you're right critical for days but you know the good news is somehow at least up to now I found a way every day I reinvigorate myself I jump back on I'm positive I get on stream I have fun with you guys that's what it's all about it's not about having moments of weakness it's about persevering through those moments of weakness and coming back stronger the next day because you learn from them right that's really what I think it's all about it's one thing to have to be to have a weakness or to make a mistake or to be angry or whatever as long as something positive comes out of it then you know what I mean if you're destined to repeat the same mistakes over and over that's not good but if you take those mistakes and learn from them to become motivation for the future that's great thing right so there you go shout out through all Z sly Adam who did a hundred bits here thank you very much Aussie sly I appreciate that all right Hassan yo x4 did a reset of five months and he says don't let negative weight get you down keep thinking positively and things will work out there yeah catastrophe resolved with which prawn for the second month in a row Thank You catastrophe for the two months resub I do appreciate that check in mm-hmm just cheered and said gee Phil maybe you should just sing all the music yourself listen you know what there was a time you know when I first started on YouTube when you know my throat was green who you guys remember I was always laughs high-pitched and I used to sing and I can't do that anymore I'm serious I can't my throat has been so like overworked for the past year and a half mm-hmm that even you know if I take a few days off it feels good for about a day and then after another day of content streaming he's just right back to where it friggin was um I fully believe I will never kind of be back to the way that I was back in the day I would have to take months off to heal and recuperate in order for me to come back at a hundred percent like I used to be um I couldn't even do a rack van stream I can't sing I'm serious I can't I can't hit any high-pitched notes nothing my voice is far too worn out and horse um and I've tried everything I've tried lozenges I've tried gargling with salt water I've tried throat coat tea you know all the things that people clean work and they they work for about 10 minutes and then as soon as I come back to stream and I start talking my throat shot again um it is what it is man it is what it is all right shout out to check in did another cheer and he said we definitely got to get some sets in on third strike and super turbo and maybe alpha 3 yeah listen I am very stoked I'm seriously stoked for this Street Fighter Anniversary Collection you guys have no idea classic Street Fighter all right on a platform people will actually play on and hopefully we'll be good unlike Ultra Street Fighter 2 last year which was classic Street Fighter on a platform where the only people who owned it weren't even good at the game very few cases where people who even understood the fundamentals of the game at a high level and then when you even did get a good match in it was laggy as hell oh by the way they included Akuma and two other God level characters who shouldn't be in ranked games it was just so stupid it was a mess I'm very much looking forward to you know hopefully competitive level online multiplayer in these games um I'm a big fan of the Foo Fighter original Street Fighter franchise the classics you know and I played all these games well at least I've been attempted competitive level although like I said various levels of success she brought her through hyper fighting I like the game but it's pretty broken at high levels so I don't know how much I'll play of that one I'll probably play it but I probably won't play it at Lane super street fighter through turbo in my opinion is still to this day the best competitive fighting game ever made it's got amazing variety in the gameplay it's got amazing balance it's got high-level footsies and you know Kesey combos hard combos interesting strategies like it's really out of great level a lot of people say oh man t hawk sucks dude high levels t hops one of the best characters in the fucking game but you only have your incredibly good see what I mean so unlike a game like modern Street Fighter oh this character is really good he's really easy to play and everyone could dominate with them it's not like that a Super Street Fighter 2 turbo it's like if you're really good as soon as you find it to turbo you could be good with any character but you have to be really good about a beast level certain characters are absolutely horrible unless you've you know figure out the right timing or whatever the traps and the like so super stoked for that obviously the supers your products the servos the game that I was a tournament winner in so very happy to be playing that again of course through Fighter 3 third strike of a huge fan favorite a game that in the mid to late 2000s I was actually getting really good at I was starting to place at tournaments and stuff locally in the Northeast United States um until basically the game died out because three fighter for release and then no one wanted to place two fighter 3 anymore but I loved third strike all right I do mmm-hmm so I'll definitely enjoy playing that again shredder alpha 3 is probably the one game in the collection I'm not that too interested in I never really liked it it was kind of like the the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 of the Street Fighter Alpha series meaning they just threw a hundred characters into the game with sprites from various games and they slammed them together and a lot of them were terrible like a lot of the characters aren't even viable in the game they're just garbage um the difference is Marvel's Capcom - they have so many characters you could still have a viable tournament team with like twenty or thirty of them versus you're better off of three there's like no lie five characters so you can actually play with it at a competitive level and the rest are just hot garbage so that's why I really don't like alpha 3 um mmm but I'll give it a shot anyway I'm sure a ton of people will be attempting to play it anyway so I definitely give that game of shot - so when this comes out man when this collection comes out I'm very excited in playing all three to four games that we'll have online capabilities hopefully showing you guys the ropes of how to play these games because these are the games I grew up with in the 1990s this is like my collection this is I am the the target demographic because I was the person who grew up in the 90s I've been craving that classic style Street Fighter for so long and it's true Fighter 4 and 5 we didn't get it now we're getting a throwback feeling that's really awesome plus an opportunity to pass on my extensive game knowledge to a whole new generation of people I am super pumped super pumped for this collection so yes absolutely check in I will 100% play some fun you know fun matches with you I'm sure it's also gonna be other people other people are gonna want to play you know so we may have a regular group of people who want to get together online and go in the lobbies and beat each other up and it could be a lot of fun so let's see how it goes shout out to CB v akela Freudian who did a 500 bitch here and he says phillium your religion of advice sounds like it really well apply it would apply really well to your extreme okay well I don't even remember what I say hahaha I don't even remember what I say but thank you for this year uh rigors one cheered and said I'm wondering what model opiates for do you have I had a lot of friends with the launch system died recently I always just mind but once a week and I had no issues no I own mmm the launch ps4 okay now I have had issues with it two issues number one USB errors meaning if he was telling me I have to and the USB devices connected even though I don't the only USB device I have connected is my headphones that's it um and I've been told all the way to fix that it's the hard reboot the system guess what my launch ps4 won't hard reboot I've tried it every once I know you got a hold down the power button for this amount of time or whatever I did exactly what I was told my heart might might this much ps4 will not do it so I don't know if it just it's so old alright I don't know it could be I could be the reason but it doesn't hard reboot at all I don't know how to do it so I can't get rid of this is USB error number two sometimes this is a rarity but sometimes it'll have what's a disc eject error where just tries to eject a disc that's inside and the thing is I haven't owned a physical disc and played it on ps4 in a hundred years so it just tries to eject nothing is right here BBB BBB um the way to fix that it's pretty simple either number one you can open up your ps4 and tie in a screw because it's all it is it's a loose screw or you can just completely power down the system and turn it back on after like five minutes and it away from months so I've done that several times in the past two years and I don't have that problem you know as a long-standing problem so that's a good thing sadly there's a third and final really fucking annoying issue that I have had with my launched ps4 the audio okay the stupid audio of the optical audio it's glitchy sometimes it'll work perfectly I have no issues other times all of a sudden my audio will completely die in the middle of a stream and I hear nothing through my headphones now I got to pause the game get up walk over to my ps4 unplug the optical audio cable replug the optical audio cable walk back and then sit down gee did it work no I'll God do it again and this is becoming more and more prevalent it sucks because that means basically I think the optical audio port is dying um now it's not the end of the world if the optical audio port dies I'll just have to plug my headphones into the controller but that means I only get stereo sound which means this no nice Astro a40 headphones that I bought back in the fall because all my other headphones have died literally I won't be using the capabilities of them anymore it'll just be stereo audio I might as well just use el cheapo headphones um which obviously I don't want to do so hopefully mmm the optical audio port does not permanently die I guess we'll see what happens alright um show the wrister swaggins who cheery says are you sad that your aren't gonna play a way out well listen a way out is a game that literally has been advertised as 100% co-op from start to finish it's meant to be a couch co-op game that you play with someone you know either sitting next to you or if you have a close buddy over the internet and you want to do full co-op over the internet you could do that I'm not in that situation you know I was tossing it around as a game that maybe I would play with cat we talked about it and she's like you know what I really I'm not interested in the game and quite frankly you know I'm not really ready to jump right into your gameplay anyway I've only been here for a month you know maybe in the future if there's a game that we're both really into and it has a co-op capability and we want to do it then yes but I'm not I don't want to do it I said fine no pressure you know it certainly doesn't make sense for me to pressure someone into doing something that they don't want to do and then it ends up not being entertaining for anyone right so yeah you know I'm not gonna play a way out it may be a great game but sadly being that they designed the game that it's pretty much co-op only all right oh you know what I mean it's a game that I'm not interested is that maybe in the future I would play it right but right now and let's also face it folks the games i'm gonna be playing sea of thieves the South Park expansion ninokuni - far cry 5 Batman already we've got six major games oh I didn't mean to mention print out paradise six weeks again this is the seventh it's like Oh another game on top of all of those right so it's not like oh man there's nothing going on and everyone's gonna be playing a way out and now I'm not playing it because you know I don't have someone to co-op with that's not the case I have a million other things I'll be doing at the same time so it's not that big of a deal in my opinion okay and mr. sprang construed again and said Phil I got a switch do you rigor in the pro controller or using the attachment to switch provides is good enough it all depends um let me put it this way those joy Commons which is what new attachments they're called the joy cons they're not horrible all right they're not they're fully capable of being able to be used for most of the games that are on the switch and as long as you're okay with having a little bit of a motion control spin to playing the system all right they're perfectly fine however you have to understand something you will actually be putting yourself out of this advantage that pro controller actually does control the system better and it doesn't have a motion control gimmick to it so perfect example here you know Super Mario honesty there were a lot of people when they were playing the game they were the joy cons you have to wiggle them to do this or do that if you have a pro controller everything's just a button anyway um so you don't have to worry about that happening you know in that regard having to do a perfectly time with regal Lords thrust or whatever you want to do um however it definitely should be said that the joy Khan is number one we are excuse me another droidcon excuse me the pro controller is way too expensive it's $69.99 dude all right $69.99 $70 for a game controller that's insanity all right that is way too expensive there is nothing built into the controller worth that amount of money now Nintendo might argue and say oh but it's got the ability to scan the fucking amiibos so that's why it's more expensive because we had to include the amiibo scanner inside okay so how about this don't include the fucking amiibo scanner you idiots you already have an amiibo scanner built into the system why do you need one in the fucking pro controller right it's just another excuse for Nintendo to overcharge everybody um mm it's too expensive number two and this is this really the sad part of it um the d-pad on the pro controller 100% has been confirmed to be faulty when it first came out people bought the pro controller to play Ultra Street Fighter 2 and people bought it and found out just by testing it in training mode the d-pad doesn't work you'll be holding right or left and your character will crouch or jump and so they tested it extensively and found out it's miss manufacturer it's actually it's a completely faulty but let's face it the vast majority of video games don't use the d-pad anymore for the control of your character usually it's like an alternate inventory you know what I mean so it's not that big of a deal but if you actually wanted to use the d-pad for controls it's terrible and a lot of people put up a stink initially when the pro controller released about it but let's face it it's cuz Nintendo has this rabid fanboy grouping oh my god Nintendo can do no wrong the intent was the best company ever Nintendo could rehash games a million times and have the same first party games for 25 years and fucking have ports to their systems that are far inferior than every other console and if a console it's a complete flop that didn't listen to the consumers but because they sold little figurine amiibos they're the best company ever you know it's like Nintendo could do no wrong so even though it was factually and scientifically proven that the d-pad of the Nintendo pro controller is faulty and everyone who bought one has a piece-of-crap d-pad Nintendo has no plans to fix it and no one has done anything about it there's been no mass media outcry about it um no one's filed a class-action lawsuit lawsuit about it Nintendo hasn't fixed it and no one seems to care it's like let's just give them the benefit of the doubt because they're a Nintendo if this happened with an Xbox 360 was selling you know an 80 $90 pro controller which they do and the d-pad didn't work at all it was blatantly broken people would be having a fucking stink no Xbox their nuts would be roasted over a fucking open flame they'd be impaled up the bunghole and they'd be it what I mean it's like very unfair in my opinion and that Nintendo get so it gets away with this kind of shame um what they do because of who they are they're rabid fan base alright so that being said if you are going to get a pro controller you have to understand these foibles do not buy the pro controller and use it for a fighting game you will want to slam your head through the wall you're like why did I waste my money after I bought my pro controller the d-pad was so bad I went out and bought a pokken tournament controller for the Wii U that just so happened to also be compatible with the switch and that's the controller I used for Ultra Street Fighter 2 because the d-pad actually worked the d-pad was so bad on the pro I gave up so I had a $70 controller literally sitting around all summer until the fall came out when I finally used it for some of the new releases then alright everybody alright that is it for today's pre stream I've answered all of your shoutouts thank you guys for your cheers and subs on pre stream um again quick reminder as we're getting started right now with my situation as it is um we've taxes coming up in April all right I really need your help and support the best ways you can help me out number one pledging to my patreon at patreon.com forward slash darkside Phil number two binds something off my teespring shop or number three obviously for those watching on stream the biggest way would be tipping tipping me either by looking below the stream including on the tips section we can do it anonymously or with a message or if you type in exclamation point tip into the stream chat the link will pop up any of those methods anything you contribute I get right away and I'll help for me to afford these taxes coming up next month this is a big concern on my mind right now and anything that you guys could do to help is greatly appreciate it sounds good alright that's it guys let's begin with bully let's finish up bully scholarship edition here on the stream as I said there's only about two hours of story left I think so I'll do a little bit of side content mix it in and see if I can get any more achievements during my run here and we'll go from there sound good alright thanks everyone and let's begin with bully's conclusion here we go

 

[neger psykolog]

I'll start adding a link to voyant-tools.org for each stream, this is what the interface looks like and its fun to play with. All the panels can be customized and there's lots of options:

https://voyant-tools.org/?corpus=bc4fce7bdba6e9b87d75b014d5fb9955

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

I'm apparently more autistic than I previously realized, so I calculated an average word count for the 9 prestreams listed in the OP at this time: 11,201.111111...

 

[DiabeticSP]

I'm apparently more autistic than I previously realized, so I calculated an average word count for the 9 prestreams listed in the OP at this time: 11,201.111111...

What's his 'um' to word ratio?

 

[Done]

• 15 March, 2018 prestream

• Pre-Stream March 15, 2018: I'm Back! Bully Endgame

• Duration: 1:06:09

An hour long prestream? Is he seriously expecting people to tune in everyday for that long? Ridiculous.

 

[Don Kang]

An hour long prestream? Is he seriously expecting people to tune in everyday for that long? Ridiculous.

It's like 3 whole gameplay streams he wastes every week rambling at his viewers. But you'll get banned if you tell him that whenever he's rushing to finish a game.

 

[Shizuka]

I'll start adding a link to voyant-tools.org for each stream, this is what the interface looks like and its fun to play with. All the panels can be customized and there's lots of options:
View attachment 404002
https://voyant-tools.org/?corpus=bc4fce7bdba6e9b87d75b014d5fb9955

That "know" right at the top. He does say "you know" that much, but it's hard to be caught by a software because he spouts it out in like 1/5 of a second.
Then "right", "people", "okay" and "um" - that says it all to me.

 

[neger psykolog]

Either YouTube is severely backlogged/failed at generating them or DSP manually pulled the auto-generated captions from his latest prestream.

EDIT:
backup plan is this shit:
https://pypi.python.org/pypi/SpeechRecognition/

but it it might take some time to get running

 

[James Smith]

It's also possible YouTube wasn't able to transcribe it.