Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Donovan the Man]

That gif of Jack eating a pulled pork sandwich is something I never want to see again. Is this what it's like to find out your daughter does porn?

Ugh the sauce drip. Goddamn.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Look at him sticking his tongue out to pull as much of the sandwich into his greasy goateed sarlacc pit as possible.

 

[Aaway]

jack and his family are pretty much every stereotype non-americans hold of americans

 

[Furina]

absolutely halal

He... he doesn't really take a bite out of it, he just sort of pushes it into his face until some it gets into mouth. This is how a toddler eats. Why couldn't he just put less meat into the bun if he can't wrap his gaping maw around it?

 

[Donovan the Man]

He... he doesn't really take a bite out of it, he just sort of pushes it into his face until some it gets into mouth. This is how a toddler eats. Why couldn't he just put less meat into the bun if he can't wrap his gaping maw around it?

That's the amount of meat that a barbeque place around me has on their sandwiches and I never had to eat it like Jack did his. They also don't drown it in sauce.

 

[Ungern]

Look at him sticking his tongue out to pull as much of the sandwich into his greasy goateed sarlacc pit as possible.

That is some advanced eating technique. I've never before seen anybody stick their tongue out all the way to the chin and use it to shovel food in their mouth. I wonder where he picked that up, maybe he's a fan of Gene Simmons and decided to combine his passions for KISS and eating.

 

[Aaway]

12:17: Jack bitches about being asked not to film the employees inside a whataburger

18:00: Jack and his friend get mad about how no one has come up to them on the tour to win the bbq

 

[Xanax]

This solves the mystery of how he can possibly think his food is good; he doesn't know food is supposed to go in your mouth.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Okay here we go
1. Maple syrup and jalapeno injection. Jesus fucking gross. Would the syrup even infuse much of the flavor?
2. He didn't score the fat. He slashed a fucking gash into the meat, then packed it full of sugar and salt.
3. "I didn't know maple syrup got loose when you heat it up"
4. Should you inject hot liquid into a cold cut of meat? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
5. Annnnd he fucks the sandwich with his face

Edit:

absolutely halal

Fuck! That gif should be Featured on the main page of the forum. That is a work of art that repulses me on so many levels.

 

[Zaryiu]

More like Jack Scalmonella

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack and his friend get mad about how no one has come up to them on the tour to win the bbq

Of course not. The only people that would recognize him are his fans.

 

[Adamska]

12:17: Jack bitches about being asked not to film the employees inside a whataburger

18:00: Jack and his friend get mad about how no one has come up to them on the tour to win the bbq

Snrkt, did he give Whataburger a bad review out of petty assache like he did the last time he was told to fuck off? I'm not really compelled to watch him A-log food prepped by people trained in basic culinary arts since he didn't personally make it.

And I love how he delusionally thinks he has that much pull and is getting mad that reality is intruding in his stroke addled mind. Having like 200k subs and vids that tend to only clock in at 10k at best makes you a nobody. To further hammer home his arrogant delusion, I could mention Pewdiepie to randos on the street and at best I'd get a bite after several "Who?"'s from people ... and it'd be from youngsters.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And I love how he delusionally thinks he has that much pull and is getting mad that reality is intruding in his stroke addled mind. Having like 200k subs and vids that tend to only clock in at 10k at best makes you a nobody. To further hammer home his arrogant delusion, I could mention Pewdiepie to randos on the street and at best I'd get a bite after several "Who?"'s from people ... and it'd be from youngsters.

It's about here that he should realize that he's only internet famous. While somebody like Pewdiepie can be said to have some mainstream recognition even if he's just that guy that was let go from Disney, the only thing Jack has is his appearance on that Texas Shark Tank type show shilling his BBQ sauce.

He's got his dickriders and they all say how great he is and they all kiss his ass and whenever he's done a giveaway for something on his show he gets dozens of requests for it. But nobody outside of people who watch his show even knows who this fat pig really is. I really wonder if he's going to address this at some later video or maybe let it slip that he's going to be at such and such a place at a specific time and date and magically one of his followers will see him there. Sure it'll be complete and utter theater, but it will allow him to save face in front of his audience.

 

[Aaway]

i wouldn't even call him internet famous

having 200-300k subs on youtube these days is nothing. and even with that number of subs, his videos only get 10k views on average. i can recall maybe 2 or 3 times where he was filming a video and someone recognized him. the only people who are actually "fans" of jack are the ones who have been watching his channel since day one and those people who are so easily impressed by anything that they actually think jack is a decent "chef." not a very high number amount of people. really the most recognition he's gotten was from that redneck shark tank show where he made a fool out of himself. and again, how many people watch that?

and it's not surprising at all that no one found him during his bbq tour. people have work/school and aren't going to take time out of their day to drive around town and look for jack

 

[Jack Historian]

He wasn't just mad that no one recognized him off the street either. His dumbass friend believed people would put in the time and effort to, not only deduce which BBQ place Jack would go to in an area filled with BBQ places, but also spend money to obsessively stake out the place until they saw Jack's diabetic mass waddling up to the store front. He also expected them to remember some trivial detail about Jack in that "he likes to get to places when they open".

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

i wouldn't even call him internet famous

having 200-300k subs on youtube these days is nothing. and even with that number of subs, his videos only get 10k views on average. i can recall maybe 2 or 3 times where he was filming a video and someone recognized him. the only people who are actually "fans" of jack are the ones who have been watching his channel since day one and those people who are so easily impressed by anything that they actually think jack is a decent "chef." not a very high number amount of people. really the most recognition he's gotten was from that redneck shark tank show where he made a fool out of himself. and again, how many people watch that?

and it's not surprising at all that no one found him during his bbq tour. people have work/school and aren't going to take time out of their day to drive around town and look for jack

But it's the only type of fame he has. It's like Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic. If he gets stopped in the supermarket it's going to be because it's a fan that recognizes him. It's not because somebody outside of that circle would. This is strictly internet. Jack might be several notches lower on the totem pole but the only people that are going to recognize him are those that watch his show. Nobody is going to remember him from that one TV appearance he did.

That's what I mean by internet famous. It's when the only recognition you get is online.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'd honestly bet more so if someone saw Jack they are a hate watcher and kinda giggle and move on. Maybe get a selfie with him but not out of admiration, but for little rebbit upboats for the lulz.

I'd bet Jacks been seen in the wild by people who know a few times more than we know about but since he's kinda known as a jerk. Most people would shrug "oh there's that guy who eats bloody chicken" and return to their day.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

Business man Jack Scalfani has apparently made a deal with Amazon to sell his BBQ sauce online. He assures you that there is absolutely no HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP in his sauce.

The bottles are going for over 9 dollars a piece.

Jack's gluttonous ego is at it again. What a con artist to charge that kind of money for a half assed BBQ sauce. What world does he live in to think his shit is going to sell at that kind of price?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The key to selling bbq saws online is to just repackage existing saws with a funny new name and logo.

 

[Jack Historian]

Business man Jack Scalfani has apparently made a deal with Amazon to sell his BBQ sauce online. He assures you that there is absolutely no HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP in his sauce.

The bottles are going for over 9 dollars a piece.

Jack's gluttonous ego is at it again. What a con artist to charge that kind of money for a half assed BBQ sauce. What world does he live in to think his shit is going to sell at that kind of price?

The lack of HFCS means it's artisanal now.