- Joined
- Jun 29, 2016
I have a hate/love relationship with Japanese strategy games. I have Valkyria Chronicles sitting on the backburner, not because I dislike the gameplay, but because I know I have to wade through a good 15 minutes of cutscenes before my next mission. I can always skip them, but I want to have *some* idea of what's going on, I just don't want to have to endure so many long, pointless air nuggets between genuine plot points.
Trainee: I...I'm honored to serve under you, commander.
Commander: No, it is I who am honored to command such a brave group of soldiers.
Trainee: *giggle* Thank you, but sometimes I don't feel very brave.
Commander: Why is that? (pause)
Trainee: Sometimes during the heat of battle, I become very afraid.
Commander: That just means you're human. You see, bravery isn't doing what you're afraid of doing. I'm very proud of all the obstacles you've, we've overcome together. All fighting as one, I believe we can overcome anything.
Trainee: Gee, I never thought of it that way. It is an honor to server under you, commander.
Commander: No, it is I...
And so on, until I tap out and just play X-Com instead.
Trainee: I...I'm honored to serve under you, commander.
Commander: No, it is I who am honored to command such a brave group of soldiers.
Trainee: *giggle* Thank you, but sometimes I don't feel very brave.
Commander: Why is that? (pause)
Trainee: Sometimes during the heat of battle, I become very afraid.
Commander: That just means you're human. You see, bravery isn't doing what you're afraid of doing. I'm very proud of all the obstacles you've, we've overcome together. All fighting as one, I believe we can overcome anything.
Trainee: Gee, I never thought of it that way. It is an honor to server under you, commander.
Commander: No, it is I...
And so on, until I tap out and just play X-Com instead.