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https://archive.fo/zppPN
Xydexx Squeakypony (Powerword: Karl Jorgensen) is a 49 year old Anthrocon board member (Official title: Publications Director) with an inflatable fetish. He ticks off a lot of boxes that a stereotypical furry would tick off, from being unattractive in real life, to putting in his Twitter bio about how much he hates anyone he perceives to be a Nazi, to denying the fandom is fetish related despite having a character based around his fetish.
What really sets Karl apart from the crowd is his tendency to get involved in internet fights, his narcissism around trolls, and his history of chimping out at anyone who he thinks is a troll dating back all the way to 2000. To this day, he still gets into internet fights, and is pals with a lot of the leftist furries on Twitter.
Early Years
Karl Jorgensen (on the right), in 2006. Source: https://archive.fo/BVtx2
On December 13, 1993, Karl started his path to degeneracy by joining FurryMUCK at the age of 25. He created his fursona, an inflatable pony, and started roleplaying online. 2 years later, in 1995 he started going to furry conventions, and in 1997 he went to the first Anthrocon. Originally his online presence was mostly on usenet and not notable at all, until he bought the xydexx.com domain in the year 1999. A few months later in early 2000, he created an “inflatable fetish page” on his website, at the age of 31, posting crotch shots and whatnot of his inflatables.
He would insist that this website was also 100% serious, not some elaborate joke, and he also bragged about owning 50-100 inflatables. He also was building a horse inflatable at the same time and had a build log for it.
https://archive.fo/dcyWj
https://archive.fo/Oz74y
Not long afterwards, this is where he’d get his first burst of attention on the internet. People thought his website was an elaborate joke, since it would have been a joke by web 1.0 humor standards. Due to this, he was featured on About.com’s “Worst of the Internet” page next to other web 1.0 humor sites since it had to be a joke. I mean nobody would actually want to fuck a pooltoy right?
https://archive.fo/4wxIK
But yet in his website he insisted he was 100% serious, and craved attention.
That is, until Portal of Evil found him.
Now Portal of Evil (and it’s spinoff site PoeTV) had a reputation for documenting and cataloging the worst of the internet and furries tended to be one of their main targets naturally, causing him to chimp the fuck out and delete everything. Years later he’d brag about it like it was some kind of victory on the trolls, despite the fact that the title of the replies show he was being laughed at obviously. Keep this in mind, because this is a pattern with him.
https://archive.fo/hn2NF
Of course, a year or so later he put this website back up, got featured in PC Gamer Magazine, and would brag about his website years later on Twitter.
https://archive.fo/hADD9
Something else worth mentioning was the whole reindeer theft incident rumor. See, in 2002 an inflatable reindeer was stolen from a Virginia mall (in a neighboring county to his current location), and later found in someones backyard. The rumor is that he uploaded a video of this to his website, then deleted it when he realized it could be used as evidence. He denies this, yet it fit in so much with his character that it was talked about on his ED page with this talking about it too.
During this time period he also went to college twice, both in 1992 and 2002-03, both times at Purchase College for “Philosophy”.
Anthrocon Publications Director and Furry PR guy
Karl at Anthrocon 2016, on the news. Source: https://archive.fo/ysZYv
Outside of wanting to hump inflatables, Karl’s other claim to fame is editing the Anthrocon conbook. In 2002 (when he was 34), he started editing the conbook (the books you get when you go to a furry con that have the panels nobody gives a shit about in) and became a part of Anthrocon’s board of directors, and in images of them can be seen with Uncle Kage, his husband, and more.
Karl (Brown shirt on the right) in 2008 with other Anthrocon board members. Next to him in the green shirt is his husband who he lives with, Rigel). Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/greenreaper/3230102055/in/photostream/
Working for Anthrocon for free is also a major thing in his LinkedIn profile, and it’s front and center on his page, above his current job. He openly brags about working for free on his Twitter account as well.
https://archive.fo/aHdnC
Karl also has used his websites to fight a PR fight for the furry fandom. He runs a website called Furry Fandom Infocenter, where he attempts to introduce the furry fandom to new people in a sanitized manner (similar to how a furry con will tell the news media it’s not about sex so the hotels in the area don’t run them out of town, like with Rainfurrest 2015). Nothing about sex is mentioned on the site, not even in an “Oh there’s sex but FEW PEOPLE do that I swear” type of way. Nope, nothing, except for a mention in a reposted article about Further Confusion from 2003.
He also has a webpage on his site where he bitches and moans about the furries who get sick of the fandom once they see what it’s really about and leave, and it gets quite whiny.
https://archive.fo/dEW8Y
https://archive.fo/RjbvR
Karl VS the trolls
Remember how Karl deleted everything when Portal of Evil found him? Well, during the 2000s Karl found himself target of both Something Awful goons, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. Probably his most notable fight of this time period was in 2011 (at the age of 43) when he got into a fight with the furry and former (at the time underage too) ED editor Equivamp (who has a page of her own on that site) on his Wikifur talk page, which involved him screeching at Greenreaper too about the burned furs.
Nowadays, Equviamp is part of the leftist furries and they’ve made up. After all, who cares about past drama and internet fights when you’re part of the same internet cause now.
https://archive.fo/YTrIx
He also loved to vandalize his own ED page, causing edit wars as he kept trying to brag about himself on ED. However perhaps the biggest thing he did towards ED was make a web page on his own personal website whining about ED and how bad ED was, multiple times, with the web page also attacking some others he hated in the fandom too, with Fedsmoker tier rants about how others wronged him.
Karl and Twitter
Being a furry with a reputation for attracting drama like a magnet, Karl found Twitter to be a second home for him. He’s found company with the leftist furries, but don’t take my word for it. Just look at his display name, who’s in the "you may also like" section, and his pinned tweet.
Karl uses Twitter for a lot of his online footprint nowadays, for example Karl loves to post images of his inflatables, and fetish art of his character.
https://archive.fo/ysEqE
https://archive.fo/2gCSM
https://archive.fo/rTXh8
https://archive.fo/5oBUR
https://archive.fo/Q2xTj
https://archive.fo/PZSSC
Karl also uses Twitter as a political soapbox where he shares his canned political views with his leftyfur friends and sympathizers (and ONLY those people). Karl loves to use the alt-furry blocklist and brags about this a lot.
https://archive.fo/rJH1p
https://archive.fo/6g1EP
https://archive.fo/3hwqn
Karl loves to talk to Deo, Dogpatch, Junius, Andreus, and more leftyfurs on Twitter and you can find a lot of tweets of him talking to them, RTing causes they support, joining their convos, etc and even put a deo "meme" on his cat's house.
https://archive.fo/ilKVa
https://archive.fo/9HJLg
https://archive.fo/2qR9v
https://archive.fo/4wcaT
https://archive.fo/weQBD
https://archive.fo/WB6Xk
Back before the blocklist separated Furry twitter, Karl would love to argue with anyone he assumed supported Nazis and jump into threads. I found one such argument back in June of 2017 via Tweetsave.
https://archive.fo/MVbGF
https://archive.fo/SSFMx
https://archive.fo/ysEqE
https://archive.fo/2gCSM
https://archive.fo/rTXh8
https://archive.fo/5oBUR
https://archive.fo/Q2xTj
https://archive.fo/PZSSC
Karl also uses Twitter as a political soapbox where he shares his canned political views with his leftyfur friends and sympathizers (and ONLY those people). Karl loves to use the alt-furry blocklist and brags about this a lot.
https://archive.fo/rJH1p
https://archive.fo/6g1EP
https://archive.fo/3hwqn
Karl loves to talk to Deo, Dogpatch, Junius, Andreus, and more leftyfurs on Twitter and you can find a lot of tweets of him talking to them, RTing causes they support, joining their convos, etc and even put a deo "meme" on his cat's house.
https://archive.fo/ilKVa
https://archive.fo/9HJLg
https://archive.fo/2qR9v
https://archive.fo/4wcaT
https://archive.fo/weQBD
https://archive.fo/WB6Xk
Back before the blocklist separated Furry twitter, Karl would love to argue with anyone he assumed supported Nazis and jump into threads. I found one such argument back in June of 2017 via Tweetsave.
https://archive.fo/MVbGF
https://archive.fo/SSFMx
Dox and Social Media Accounts
Karl J Jorgensen
345 Whipp Dr SE Leesburg VA 20175-6141
DOB: July 27, 1968 (49 years old!)
Husband dox (Same address but with a phone #)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/xydexx (Archive: https://archive.fo/SN4sX)
FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/xydexx/ (Archive: https://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion/fa/xydexx/)
http://xydexx.livejournal.com/ (Archive: https://archive.fo/FhcZ)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xydexx (Archive: https://archive.fo/N1Yht)
Steam Playtime: https://archive.fo/Elh6S
Old Twitter: https://twitter.com/xydexx (Locked)
Current Twitter: https://twitter.com/xydexxunicorn (Archive: https://archive.fo/SvloB)
ED Article: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Xydexx_Squeakypony (Archive: https://archive.fo/9Rwp9)
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/karlxjorgensen/ (Archive in attachments)
Personal Website: http://www.xydexx.com
Wikifur: https://archive.fo/54pIK
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/xydexx
DeviantArt: https://xydexx.deviantart.com/ (Archive: https://archive.fo/8UbIU)
Tumblr: http://xydexx.tumblr.com/ (Archive: https://archive.fo/kkmB1)
Telegram: @XydexxUnicorn