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Bryan Dunn said:
Reminds me of the SoK water Charity. That was more of a "look everyone! We are better then phil!" Then an actual care of people needing water.
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Hell, I wish all autists and a-loggers just donated fucktons to charity for the sake of being smug at other 1st-worlders. Too many of them are too socially awkward to work, not socially awkward enough to throw money at poor people.
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
LET US NOT FORGET the sucker punch to the gut poor Kat will take on her first day of work when her nice co-workers ask her what her boyfriend does for a living and what their relationship is like!

Let us pray the coworkers save her from the Phil dungeon, as others did with Leanna when she started working! If Phil mentions Kat having a panic attack at work then it's all over lol

"So tell us about your soulmate!"

"Well he's a streamer in his thirties who got caught masturbating on camera and has crippling debts and a tax issue and a horrible snort and an army of autists clashing with an army of detractors in his stream chats! *please help me...*"
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I think Kat is going to be an accelerated version of Leanna in the sense of their relationship cycle. The honeymoon period is over. Phil doesn't bother to impress her by attempting to lose weight or keeping up with personal hygiene. And for a man coming off several years of only panty time and being single, he should have fucked her so hard that she would have needed a wheelchair. But he is lazy and doesn't give a shit. He just needs a woman looking thing in his life to get one over on those virgin, basement dwelling detractors.

What the viewers paid for wasn't taxes. It was to move Kat to a new dating pool. Once she gets acclimated to this job, she will be hunting for somebody to get her away from Phil. And who can blame her? Who would want to have to look at the gouty, balding O-face once every three months?
 
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Ive reached a point I cant tell if people are delusional or trolling. Am I trolling? Is phil trolling? Find out next time on Taxes Ball Z
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snappedspines said:
Ive reached a point I cant tell if people are delusional or trolling. Am I trolling? Is phil trolling? Find out next time on Taxes Ball Z
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I believe the answer to that question is quite horrifying so I spoilered it for your safety

Phil is doing this for realz and that person honestly believes what they're saying as we record it all for future generations
 
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DukeMorty said:
Phil on his prestream said he could be a consultant for gaming companies to make amazing games because he is good at playing them. He thinks his "experience" and "knowledge" will save the gaming industry lmao
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Phil at a job interview with a game company: "So here's the bottom line...if I get killed in your game, it's bullshit. I didn't do anything wrong. Fix your netcode. SNORT"
 
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snappedspines said:
Ive reached a point I cant tell if people are delusional or trolling. Am I trolling? Is phil trolling? Find out next time on Taxes Ball Z
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Here are clear rules when it comes to Phil:

1. DSP is incapable of being subtle, ergo he cannot troll. Ever.

2. His fans are insane, whether they are trolling doesn't change the fact that they give money to Phil and crave his attention

3. His detractors are insane, whether they are trolling doesn't change the fact that they give attention to Phil and crave his attention

4. Anyone who approaches DSP's event horizon will become insane and will start bending into 2. or 3.

5. Every time a bigger (more interesting) news breaks out, DSP's mass grows and the event horizon sucks in even more people

6. The only way to stop this is to stop paying attention to Phil, which is impossible. It cannot be done on a meaningful scale.
 
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He's shitting all over COD WWII, with his usual 'terrible gamecode', 'laaag', 'i shot the guy 4 times and he didn't die', you know his usual crap, although he hasn't yet said, 'i spawn i die' lol
 
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So Tevin tried to pull an H3 on Phil like they did with that SJW Nutcase Huh?

For context, they donated funds to a known crazy SJW who blew up a dad joke as a sexual attack. They donated the money to her gofundme under the implication that if she accepted it, she would be complacent in "Toxic Masculinity". She took the money BUT she hid the message.

But, Tevin wanted to prove that Phil was bullshitting his fans with his "I'm low on funds" thing. Not thinking Phil would be delusional enough to see this donation as another detractor trying to troll him with chargeback.
 
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neger psykolog said:
How anti-Phil are you guys around here?
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Do you
1. know who he is and hate him for it?
2. watch TIHYDPs?
3. make TIHYDPs yourself?
4. follow an autistic thread to keep up-to-date on his shenanigans?
5. write on an autistic forum to vent the frustration of knowing his existence?
6. troll his own forums?
7. follow his (or his haters') social media?
8. watch his streams or his own channel to get your fix?
9. publicly a-log him?
10. identify as Fred Fuchs?

Let's just say everything has a value of 10%, so 4/10, I am 40% anti-Phil. I'm a swell guy like that.
 
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